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zamppaz

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Date Signed Up:9/08/2011
Last Login:8/30/2015
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Subscribers:34
Content Views:259219
Times Content Favorited:364 times
Total Comments Made:274
FJ Points:8003
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)

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    Ancient painting of admins mother Ancient painting of admins mother
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    how it should be how it should be
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latest user's comments

#3 - aw yis free **** 08/07/2015 on IT'S HAPPENING!!! +1
#1 - cmon what is this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2015 on T-Minus 0
User avatar #6 - zorch (08/05/2015) [-]
Countdown from 5 to 1 probably
#28 - do you know if 1.75l is the largest bottle you can get jager i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on The Party Has Arrived 0
User avatar #31 - streetshark (07/27/2015) [-]
I've never heard of a 3.5l bottle but to be fair I only work with drug chains. If a bottle that size existed I would assume it would be a special event short of deal. There are restrictions as to what sizes companies are permitted to sell their product in.

Only sizes you can purchase normally are
50mL
375mL
750mL
1L
1.75L
#14 - anyone know where you can get jaeger bottles that big? the big…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2015 on The Party Has Arrived +2
User avatar #22 - streetshark (07/27/2015) [-]
I work for the wholesaler of Jager. I can check our warehouse to see if they'll let me take some. If there are any left of course.

Oh and they aren't real bottles as already stated
User avatar #28 - zamppaz (07/27/2015) [-]
do you know if 1.75l is the largest bottle you can get jager in? i tried to find any info on the 3.5l bottles someone mentioned but only found other people asking about it and one german facebook post stating something along the lines of "a great place to open up my 3.5l j├Ągermeister"
User avatar #31 - streetshark (07/27/2015) [-]
I've never heard of a 3.5l bottle but to be fair I only work with drug chains. If a bottle that size existed I would assume it would be a special event short of deal. There are restrictions as to what sizes companies are permitted to sell their product in.

Only sizes you can purchase normally are
50mL
375mL
750mL
1L
1.75L
User avatar #18 - bigblacknegro (07/27/2015) [-]
i'm pretty sure these are made from plastic or you can blow them up.
glass bottles that big would probably have the same weight as the girl.
#17 - Kenesu (07/27/2015) [-]
sorry to burst your bubble but the ones she has are inflatable.
User avatar #16 - postie (07/27/2015) [-]
It's probably something she's made herself with a large plastic bottle.
User avatar #15 - alphanet (07/27/2015) [-]
the biuggest one I heard of was 3.5L (for around 36 euros)
#140 - yes 07/15/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#157 - hell yea, better lube every hole beforehand to make it feel be… 07/06/2015 on this is the title +1
#332 - taken on friday, me and my best friend i'm Luigi …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on International Selfie Day +5
User avatar #340 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
mama mia
#327 - Comment deleted 07/05/2015 on International Selfie Day 0
#114 - yes please 06/18/2015 on lotr facts 2 0
#1 - how can you **** up this bad  [+] (10 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Tumb4r +157
#80 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
Though "I'm sick of ... issue" does kinda sum up tumblr
User avatar #2 - iflirtwithanyone (05/31/2015) [-]
I don't even know what happened. I was just trying to figure it out.
#25 - acegikmo (05/31/2015) [-]
MS paint, screenshot, then crop, then accidentally drag the image out of the border and save without realizing what you did
User avatar #32 - iflirtwithanyone (06/01/2015) [-]
Nope. Didn't save the image. Upload via url
User avatar #69 - electronicbacon (06/01/2015) [-]
Might've been a problem with what you captured it with.
Check out puush, it's quite good.
User avatar #70 - iflirtwithanyone (06/01/2015) [-]
Imgur url
#72 - electronicbacon (06/01/2015) [-]
Nevertheless, check out puush.
I've seen too many people not knowing how to take a decent fucking screenshot.
User avatar #73 - iflirtwithanyone (06/01/2015) [-]
I usually use snipping tool or just print screen and crop it in paint.net . I have used puush though. It's a good site.
#74 - electronicbacon (06/01/2015) [-]
It's an app.
It's useful, it completely cuts out the need to actually crop something, just click-drag the thing you wanna take a pic of and it instantly uploads it after you let go of the mouse.
User avatar #75 - electronicbacon (06/01/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, FJ completely butchers bigger GIFs.
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#4 - anon (02/03/2014) [-]
me whenever i see ur face
User avatar #3 - lazerpickle (04/27/2012) [-]
your hot. continue to upload plz.
#2 - myluckycharms (11/05/2011) [-]
Thanks for your suggestion! Subscribe to me, and see if you get a dedication!
#1 - thefunnyside (10/20/2011) [-]
Is that something on your screen?
Is that something on your screen?
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