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Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
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#13035 - just finished my needs, how may i amuse you?  [+] (15 new replies) 07/02/2016 on zameckis's profile 0
#13036 - nippleking (07/02/2016) [-]
Chitchat is fine
Didn't see any good hats in that doujin tho
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#13037 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
no hats, only nuns
#13039 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
you seems posting about kancolle quite frequent, and touhou
did you play the game? or just plain like the hentai?
#13040 - nippleking (07/02/2016) [-]
I like Touhou for everything it has to offer, but Kancolle just for the erotic material
What about you?
#13041 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
tried both game
ending up dling their bgms
#13042 - nippleking (07/02/2016) [-]
Was the game any good tho?
#13043 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
**zameckis used "*roll 1, 01-99*"**
**zameckis rolls 46**
well, touhou is like your normal shoot em up game with more lazor
and kancolle is just rng-sama fest

#13044 - nippleking (07/02/2016) [-]
You need to work on your rollin' game, mayn
If you like shmups, you should totally try Cho Ren Sha 68k
#13045 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
**zameckis used "*roll 1, 01-99*"**
**zameckis rolls 38**
rng-sama never kind to me
noted, i will give it a try when i'm free

exhentai.org/g/637157/5b92803434/
#13046 - nippleking (07/02/2016) [-]
This gallery has been removed, and is unavailable.

Here's the link where you want to download it: www2.tky.3web.ne.jp/~yosshin/my_works/download.html

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#13047 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
[Nakasone Haiji] REC at ME (COMIC Kairakuten BEAST 2009-11) [English]
just something from wanimagazine

thats quite thoughtful of you, bookmarked
#13048 - nippleking (07/02/2016) [-]
Cheers m8

It's one of those games, that aren't really popular (I guess?) and are only found on the creator's website

#13049 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
**zameckis used "*roll 1, 01-99*"**
**zameckis rolls 21**
i see

i'm afraid i will need to excuse myself, gonna watch some stream with frond
until then
#13050 - nippleking (07/02/2016) [-]
Toodles, I'll see you later then
#52 - roast me  [+] (8 new replies) 07/02/2016 on /r/oast comp. 2 0
#133 - anon (07/03/2016) [-]
You look like a background character in an arcade fighting game who we see sitting on a chair and reading but who'll beat approaching players with a Quran if they get too close to you.
#116 - anon (07/03/2016) [-]
What's Johnny Quest been up to since the 90's
#110 - bvenom (07/02/2016) [-]
Sir, you've been selected for a random screening
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#94 - cookiecoketwo (07/02/2016) [-]
Honestly, i would, but I'm afraid you'll get offended and shoot a nightclub up.
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#76 - asotil (07/02/2016) [-]
That only happens AFTER you prime the bomb, Hakim
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#70 - rohedje (07/02/2016) [-]
No Jamal, it's your work to roast the shawarma!
#62 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I could probably roast other people with all the grease from your face.
#60 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** you could show me the world after fucking your monkey on the carpet
#152 - havent tried looking at jewtub vid, hopefully i can find gud v… 07/02/2016 on ronyx's profile 0
#150 - >somebody to hold my back i aint got no friend ;_; 07/02/2016 on ronyx's profile 0
#148 - i see, well, i guess i should just practice how to relax m…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2016 on ronyx's profile 0
#153 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
> comment limit fuck you admin , oh yea you'll find qt hoes in bikini
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#151 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
then you need to relaaaaax, you can find videos on jewtube to get an idea of how to position your body. The rest is just practice
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#152 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
havent tried looking at jewtub vid, hopefully i can find gud vid with qt3.14
wish me luck
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#149 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
That's good if you think about it. Because you can relax easily if you know you can just stand up if you sink. Just hold your breath and push your weight towards your shoulders while spreading. If you can have somebody hold your back while you try to relax so you don't sink it'll be faster.
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#150 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
>somebody to hold my back
i aint got no friend
;_;
#146 - do i need to practice it on pools where my feet cant reach? …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2016 on ronyx's profile 0
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#147 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
Nope, i can float on shallow water just fine
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#148 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
i see, well,
i guess i should just practice how to relax more
but i felt like i will doing less effort to it when i know i can just cheat and stand up if i feel like sinking
#153 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
> comment limit fuck you admin , oh yea you'll find qt hoes in bikini
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#151 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
then you need to relaaaaax, you can find videos on jewtube to get an idea of how to position your body. The rest is just practice
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#152 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
havent tried looking at jewtub vid, hopefully i can find gud vid with qt3.14
wish me luck
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#149 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
That's good if you think about it. Because you can relax easily if you know you can just stand up if you sink. Just hold your breath and push your weight towards your shoulders while spreading. If you can have somebody hold your back while you try to relax so you don't sink it'll be faster.
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#150 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
>somebody to hold my back
i aint got no friend
;_;
#144 - swimming, thats remind me that i have trouble learning how to …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2016 on ronyx's profile 0
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#145 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
Just relax your body, which is harder than it sounds since you feel you're sinking so you tense yourself and sink more. But if you manage to relax you'll float. Practice and patience is key
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#146 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
do i need to practice it on pools where my feet cant reach?
its an issue for me as well, since i can reach the bottom while standing on my local pools. the deepest i could find was around my chin
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#147 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
Nope, i can float on shallow water just fine
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#148 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
i see, well,
i guess i should just practice how to relax more
but i felt like i will doing less effort to it when i know i can just cheat and stand up if i feel like sinking
#153 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
> comment limit fuck you admin , oh yea you'll find qt hoes in bikini
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#151 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
then you need to relaaaaax, you can find videos on jewtube to get an idea of how to position your body. The rest is just practice
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#152 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
havent tried looking at jewtub vid, hopefully i can find gud vid with qt3.14
wish me luck
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#149 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
That's good if you think about it. Because you can relax easily if you know you can just stand up if you sink. Just hold your breath and push your weight towards your shoulders while spreading. If you can have somebody hold your back while you try to relax so you don't sink it'll be faster.
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#150 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
>somebody to hold my back
i aint got no friend
;_;
#142 - what did you do on your freetime?  [+] (11 new replies) 07/02/2016 on ronyx's profile 0
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#143 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
Mountain biking, hiking, swimming or vidya or sometimes I'll just drive across Texas
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#144 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
swimming, thats remind me that i have trouble learning how to float
any tips about it?
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#145 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
Just relax your body, which is harder than it sounds since you feel you're sinking so you tense yourself and sink more. But if you manage to relax you'll float. Practice and patience is key
User avatar
#146 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
do i need to practice it on pools where my feet cant reach?
its an issue for me as well, since i can reach the bottom while standing on my local pools. the deepest i could find was around my chin
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#147 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
Nope, i can float on shallow water just fine
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#148 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
i see, well,
i guess i should just practice how to relax more
but i felt like i will doing less effort to it when i know i can just cheat and stand up if i feel like sinking
#153 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
> comment limit fuck you admin , oh yea you'll find qt hoes in bikini
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#151 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
then you need to relaaaaax, you can find videos on jewtube to get an idea of how to position your body. The rest is just practice
User avatar
#152 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
havent tried looking at jewtub vid, hopefully i can find gud vid with qt3.14
wish me luck
User avatar
#149 - ronyx (07/02/2016) [-]
That's good if you think about it. Because you can relax easily if you know you can just stand up if you sink. Just hold your breath and push your weight towards your shoulders while spreading. If you can have somebody hold your back while you try to relax so you don't sink it'll be faster.
User avatar
#150 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
>somebody to hold my back
i aint got no friend
;_;
#39709 - did you bathe together and ****?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2016 on Sunset's profile 0
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#39710 - Sunset (07/02/2016) [-]
m-maybe
#39707 - just decide to use interweb for hentai, quite noble reaso…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2016 on Sunset's profile 0
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#39708 - Sunset (07/02/2016) [-]
ye, life's been good. living with friend now renting a place
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#39709 - zameckis (07/02/2016) [-]
did you bathe together and shit?
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#39710 - Sunset (07/02/2016) [-]
m-maybe