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zallaz

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: DayZ,
Interests: Everything.
Date Signed Up:5/19/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Bummingham
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Content Ranking:#7011
Comment Ranking:#13456
Highest Content Rank:#4765
Highest Comment Rank:#2206
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Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 28 Content: Peasant → Level 29 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:29856
Times Content Favorited:19 times
Total Comments Made:997
FJ Points:4101
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latest user's comments

#192 - They've got much better in recent years, but their past has ru… 07/01/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 9: computers 0
#214 - Why are we still calling them Islamic? They might claim to fol… 06/29/2015 on Kuwait +2
#9 - I like macs. There I said it. Sure they're overpriced and can'…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Finally a good apple product. -8
#30 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
"they perform better than a pc at the same price range"

that's a fucking joke I hope? For the price range of your average mac I'll build you a monster gaming pc that will run anything you throw at it incredibly quickly. If we're looking at the cheaper macs I can still easily build something cheaper that will run faster.
User avatar #25 - thatguyontheright (06/23/2015) [-]
They used to be easily mendable. I've fixed hundreds of iMacs and Macbooks over the past few years. Only when they started to go Aluminum did they stop being reparable. The polycarbonate macs and earlier are very easily fixed.
#17 - theguynamedme (06/23/2015) [-]
Be me. Build gaming PC with Solid State drive, 3.6Ghz quad core processor, GTX 970 GPUs running in SLI. More stuff inside. Cost me only ~1300 dollars.
All this costs the same as this Macbook www.bestbuy.com/site/apple-macbook-12-display-intel-core-m-8gb-memory-256gb-flash-storage-space-gray/5240048.p?id=1219649748654&skuId=5240048 which has a 1.1Ghz processor, no dedicated graphics, etc...
User avatar #33 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
specs?
User avatar #47 - theguynamedme (06/24/2015) [-]
Samsung Evo 840 500GB SSD
2 MSI 970 Twin Frozr V 4GB VRAM in SLI
Intel Core 15-4690K 3.50GHz (which reminds me I need to overclock that sucker)
8GB RAM
White NZXT Phantom Full Case
ASUS 1440p 27" Monitor
User avatar #48 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
noice
#29 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
Comparing desktop PC with a laptop and expecting comparable stats. Wow you are a moron. You can't find a windows laptop with those specs either for 1K.
#43 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
I am running a laptop that is 4 years old and is still better than the LASTEST mac book pro. Hell it's comparable to a fucking Apple Desktop computer.
#44 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
Forgot to mention in my last post that i paid 200 bux for my laptop >
User avatar #16 - labree (06/23/2015) [-]
> you have to be a real retard to get a virus on a mac,

you have be a real retard to get a virus on any system.

>day they just perform better and faster overall than a PC of the same price range

no shit, but they also have less games, less software, less compatibility. less of allot of stuff. its the price.

> Sure they're overpriced

if they are overpriced then they wont perform faster or better then the computer at the same price range, you basically just fucked up your own argument.

User avatar #15 - nidhugg (06/23/2015) [-]
They're overpriced and can't be mended easily
#12 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
i didnt know i was reading your blog.
#127 - Well you clearly didn't because you're getting thumbed down fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Splatoon +2
User avatar #161 - fuzzyballs (06/03/2015) [-]
that's because you retards are sheep
you all just follow the first person, and that first person was the kind of retard who can't fucking read
#165 - John Cena (06/03/2015) [-]
You're a fucking retard. Learn how to speak english before you become more of an cunt than you already are.
#110 - The way you said it made it seem like you were criticising the…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Splatoon +3
User avatar #115 - fuzzyballs (06/03/2015) [-]
I DID make it clear because I specifically said GREAT GAME
fuck off
User avatar #127 - zallaz (06/03/2015) [-]
Well you clearly didn't because you're getting thumbed down for it, no need to be butthurt about it.
User avatar #161 - fuzzyballs (06/03/2015) [-]
that's because you retards are sheep
you all just follow the first person, and that first person was the kind of retard who can't fucking read
#165 - John Cena (06/03/2015) [-]
You're a fucking retard. Learn how to speak english before you become more of an cunt than you already are.
User avatar #118 - thesovereigngrave (06/03/2015) [-]
The "and somehow it's a great game" could easily be taken as sarcastic after you called it "a bad shooter with a built in cheat".
#23 - both legs off the ground too, classic leg breaker. 05/29/2015 on Awesome slide tackle 0
#109 - Picture 05/25/2015 on Rich kids be like... +3
#201 - And thanks to her, there may never be another... 05/24/2015 on Smart people, dumb predictions 0
#59 - Whatever, you guys are just jealous that you don't have a thor… 05/22/2015 on Tiocfaidh ár lá +2
#52 - That one about the Armenian genocide was a bit more distastefu… 05/20/2015 on Sesame Street Adventures 10 0

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User avatar #8 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I swear to god, I keep seeing you around and every time I do, I swell with Yorkshire pride a little bit more.
#9 to #8 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't swell with Yorkshire pride anymore, it's dangerous, you could get called a dog botherer. Basically just try to not have anything to do with Huddersfield. From now on you're Leeds.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Leeds pride*

Yes, that seems more appropriate.

Honestly never thought I'd see another fella from Leeds on here though. It's a strange feeling.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
I know a few, but I forgot the name of one of them. I've been trying to attract them with my profile picture. You're one of two that I know now. Still waiting to meet a Bradistani though...
User avatar #12 to #11 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Bradford huh. Not seen one myself.
Who's the other Leeds goer? Or is that the one you forgot?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
It's brantod, he's in my friends list. I know him IRL so that's the only reason I know him on here too.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I see. The only other Leeds person I know besides you is Mysticalwok.

FOr the same reason as you, I know him IRL. He just rarely come on here any more
User avatar #15 to #14 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
So are you an LUFC fan or do you just recognise the badge? Be great if there were someone who would talk about the championship on here.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd like to say I am a fan, but I don't really like Football. I hardly follow it at all, and only do when the world cup comes around once a year.

But my whole family supports LUFC. My two older brothers live by football.

And meanwhile I care more about my studies and my job at B&M. Gotta make money to continue studying somehow.

Sorry to disappoint though. I'd have loved to talk to you about that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
>Once a year

What the **** am I on? every 4 years*

I am a cunt.
User avatar #18 to #17 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a few years older than me, I haven't even finished high school yet so at least I don't have to worry about what you're probably going through right now. But yeah I need to go to sleep right now so cya later.
User avatar #20 to #18 - cya (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 to #20 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 to #21 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 to #18 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. ***** my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
User avatar #7 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Leeds United mentioned

Swell with Leedsness
User avatar #3 to #2 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
I mean, **** you
#4 to #3 - zallaz (06/23/2014) [-]
dun get it/
User avatar #5 to #4 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
I accidentally posted my clipboard on your profile first though
#6 to #5 - zallaz (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks. You're probably pretty busy, so you can go now.
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