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Age: 21
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Date Signed Up:5/19/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:Bummingham
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#132 - Not all of us. YRA 10/19/2014 on 10 ways FJ might force you... 0
#46 - I know that we shouldn't accept obesity, but just fat shaming …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on I'll be keking in hell +1
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
Yes it will. Now I want you to sit down if you aren't already because this may come as a shocker to you. Ok ready? Maybe if... now stay with me... if we stop telling people that it's ok to be fat. Ok? Stop telling them that... then they won't think that it's ok to be fat. Crazy right? Tell them it's not ok and they wont think that it's ok to be fat. Don't enable them.
#22 - Little harsh, but I get where you're coming from.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on I'll be keking in hell 0
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck how harsh it is. We need to stop this whole everyone is beautiful pussy shit that's been going on. This is why the USA has such high obesity numbers and other countries do too. Because we tell the kids that it's OK to be fat when it fucking isn't. They should never be ok with being fat. Once that happens it means that they lost the battle. People should strive to be healthy, not just give up and accept being a fatass sack of blubber. It's disgusting. Stop telling kids that it's ok to be fat and they wont think that it is. Tell them it's NOT OK and that they shouldn't be and maybe they wont be ok with being fat.
User avatar #46 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
I know that we shouldn't accept obesity, but just fat shaming won't get us anywhere.
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
Yes it will. Now I want you to sit down if you aren't already because this may come as a shocker to you. Ok ready? Maybe if... now stay with me... if we stop telling people that it's ok to be fat. Ok? Stop telling them that... then they won't think that it's ok to be fat. Crazy right? Tell them it's not ok and they wont think that it's ok to be fat. Don't enable them.
#21 - love you bby  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on zallaz's profile 0
User avatar #22 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
#18 - Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a fe…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2014 on zallaz's profile 0
User avatar #20 - cya (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. Fuckd my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
#15 - So are you an LUFC fan or do you just recognise the badge? Be …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2014 on zallaz's profile 0
User avatar #16 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd like to say I am a fan, but I don't really like Football. I hardly follow it at all, and only do when the world cup comes around once a year.

But my whole family supports LUFC. My two older brothers live by football.

And meanwhile I care more about my studies and my job at B&M. Gotta make money to continue studying somehow.

Sorry to disappoint though. I'd have loved to talk to you about that.
User avatar #17 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
>Once a year

What the fuck am I on? every 4 years*

I am a cunt.
User avatar #18 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a few years older than me, I haven't even finished high school yet so at least I don't have to worry about what you're probably going through right now. But yeah I need to go to sleep right now so cya later.
User avatar #20 - cya (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. Fuckd my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
#13 - It's brantod, he's in my friends list. I know him IRL so that'…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/29/2014 on zallaz's profile 0
User avatar #14 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I see. The only other Leeds person I know besides you is Mysticalwok.

FOr the same reason as you, I know him IRL. He just rarely come on here any more
User avatar #15 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
So are you an LUFC fan or do you just recognise the badge? Be great if there were someone who would talk about the championship on here.
User avatar #16 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd like to say I am a fan, but I don't really like Football. I hardly follow it at all, and only do when the world cup comes around once a year.

But my whole family supports LUFC. My two older brothers live by football.

And meanwhile I care more about my studies and my job at B&M. Gotta make money to continue studying somehow.

Sorry to disappoint though. I'd have loved to talk to you about that.
User avatar #17 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
>Once a year

What the fuck am I on? every 4 years*

I am a cunt.
User avatar #18 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a few years older than me, I haven't even finished high school yet so at least I don't have to worry about what you're probably going through right now. But yeah I need to go to sleep right now so cya later.
User avatar #20 - cya (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. Fuckd my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
#11 - I know a few, but I forgot the name of one of them. I've been …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/29/2014 on zallaz's profile 0
User avatar #12 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Bradford huh. Not seen one myself.
Who's the other Leeds goer? Or is that the one you forgot?
User avatar #13 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
It's brantod, he's in my friends list. I know him IRL so that's the only reason I know him on here too.
User avatar #14 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I see. The only other Leeds person I know besides you is Mysticalwok.

FOr the same reason as you, I know him IRL. He just rarely come on here any more
User avatar #15 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
So are you an LUFC fan or do you just recognise the badge? Be great if there were someone who would talk about the championship on here.
User avatar #16 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd like to say I am a fan, but I don't really like Football. I hardly follow it at all, and only do when the world cup comes around once a year.

But my whole family supports LUFC. My two older brothers live by football.

And meanwhile I care more about my studies and my job at B&M. Gotta make money to continue studying somehow.

Sorry to disappoint though. I'd have loved to talk to you about that.
User avatar #17 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
>Once a year

What the fuck am I on? every 4 years*

I am a cunt.
User avatar #18 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a few years older than me, I haven't even finished high school yet so at least I don't have to worry about what you're probably going through right now. But yeah I need to go to sleep right now so cya later.
User avatar #20 - cya (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. Fuckd my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
#9 - Don't swell with Yorkshire pride anymore, it's dangerous, you …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/29/2014 on zallaz's profile 0
User avatar #10 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Leeds pride*

Yes, that seems more appropriate.

Honestly never thought I'd see another fella from Leeds on here though. It's a strange feeling.
User avatar #11 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
I know a few, but I forgot the name of one of them. I've been trying to attract them with my profile picture. You're one of two that I know now. Still waiting to meet a Bradistani though...
User avatar #12 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Bradford huh. Not seen one myself.
Who's the other Leeds goer? Or is that the one you forgot?
User avatar #13 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
It's brantod, he's in my friends list. I know him IRL so that's the only reason I know him on here too.
User avatar #14 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I see. The only other Leeds person I know besides you is Mysticalwok.

FOr the same reason as you, I know him IRL. He just rarely come on here any more
User avatar #15 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
So are you an LUFC fan or do you just recognise the badge? Be great if there were someone who would talk about the championship on here.
User avatar #16 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd like to say I am a fan, but I don't really like Football. I hardly follow it at all, and only do when the world cup comes around once a year.

But my whole family supports LUFC. My two older brothers live by football.

And meanwhile I care more about my studies and my job at B&M. Gotta make money to continue studying somehow.

Sorry to disappoint though. I'd have loved to talk to you about that.
User avatar #17 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
>Once a year

What the fuck am I on? every 4 years*

I am a cunt.
User avatar #18 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a few years older than me, I haven't even finished high school yet so at least I don't have to worry about what you're probably going through right now. But yeah I need to go to sleep right now so cya later.
User avatar #20 - cya (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. Fuckd my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
#24 - It's funny how big a deal this is on the internet considering … 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy -2
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User avatar #8 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I swear to god, I keep seeing you around and every time I do, I swell with Yorkshire pride a little bit more.
#9 to #8 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't swell with Yorkshire pride anymore, it's dangerous, you could get called a dog botherer. Basically just try to not have anything to do with Huddersfield. From now on you're Leeds.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Leeds pride*

Yes, that seems more appropriate.

Honestly never thought I'd see another fella from Leeds on here though. It's a strange feeling.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
I know a few, but I forgot the name of one of them. I've been trying to attract them with my profile picture. You're one of two that I know now. Still waiting to meet a Bradistani though...
User avatar #12 to #11 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Bradford huh. Not seen one myself.
Who's the other Leeds goer? Or is that the one you forgot?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
It's brantod, he's in my friends list. I know him IRL so that's the only reason I know him on here too.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I see. The only other Leeds person I know besides you is Mysticalwok.

FOr the same reason as you, I know him IRL. He just rarely come on here any more
User avatar #15 to #14 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
So are you an LUFC fan or do you just recognise the badge? Be great if there were someone who would talk about the championship on here.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd like to say I am a fan, but I don't really like Football. I hardly follow it at all, and only do when the world cup comes around once a year.

But my whole family supports LUFC. My two older brothers live by football.

And meanwhile I care more about my studies and my job at B&M. Gotta make money to continue studying somehow.

Sorry to disappoint though. I'd have loved to talk to you about that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
>Once a year

What the **** am I on? every 4 years*

I am a cunt.
User avatar #18 to #17 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a few years older than me, I haven't even finished high school yet so at least I don't have to worry about what you're probably going through right now. But yeah I need to go to sleep right now so cya later.
User avatar #20 to #18 - cya (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 to #20 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 to #21 - cya (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 to #18 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. ***** my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
User avatar #7 - sunnyday (07/25/2014) [-]
Leeds United mentioned

Swell with Leedsness
User avatar #3 to #2 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
I mean, **** you
#4 to #3 - zallaz (06/23/2014) [-]
dun get it/
User avatar #5 to #4 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
I accidentally posted my clipboard on your profile first though
#6 to #5 - zallaz (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks. You're probably pretty busy, so you can go now.
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