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Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS2
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Mortal Kombat, Portal 2,
PSN: Sphinx-------14
Interests: Entomology, guitar, martial arts
Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#17 - It's from tosh.0 if anyone is curious. That's Tosh on the left. 04/24/2014 on Curling in the summer olympics +2
#68 - Pounding pussy. I'll just say it. We're all thinking it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Boop! +5
#86 - vladimirtepes (04/24/2014) [-]
#44 - I don't know, we've got a lot of water. Paul Bunyan was kind … 04/24/2014 on They might have 3 million... +2
#43 - God I love my state  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on They might have 3 million... +14
User avatar #59 - roxasftw (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm from michicgan also! Bros? I wanna hug the fuck outta you becuase of michigan, not becuase of homo...Homo
#76 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/24/2014) [-]
prove you from michigan. show me where you from. and show it the michigander way
User avatar #78 - roxasftw (04/24/2014) [-]
From allegan I am maximum lazy
#22 - Comment deleted 04/15/2014 on I can feel the love 0
#10 - **zakvanloocke rolled image ** #thuglife 04/08/2014 on A True Thug. 0
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#2 - *Perigonia, my bad on the typo 04/02/2014 on bugexplain's profile 0
#1 - Hello, If you need someone to help on this username I have stu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on bugexplain's profile 0
User avatar #2 - zakvanloocke (04/02/2014) [-]
*Perigonia, my bad on the typo

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Total unique items point value: 3720 / Total items point value: 3920

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User avatar #2453 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
can i please buy an enchanted plant?
User avatar #2456 to #2453 - zakvanloocke (01/28/2013) [-]
sure, gotta beat 14456
User avatar #2458 to #2456 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
lol

i cant

but dont accept that offer man,

its worth easily 40,000 points :L
User avatar #2451 - camarojg (01/28/2013) [-]
how many points for those 3 plants?
User avatar #2454 to #2451 - zakvanloocke (01/28/2013) [-]
Just got offered 14456 for the Evil Tree
User avatar #2457 to #2454 - camarojg (01/28/2013) [-]
50k for everything?
User avatar #2459 to #2457 - zakvanloocke (01/28/2013) [-]
I like that offer but I'm gonna give the board a chance to beat it. If no one wants to they're yours mate.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - camarojg (01/28/2013) [-]
no problem
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - zakvanloocke (01/28/2013) [-]
got offered 55k
#2444 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
ran out of replies so I'm starting a new one. yeah once you get so many replies you can't do any more.    
   
and yeah chemistry sucks. that's dumb they make you learn it when you probably won't use it much
ran out of replies so I'm starting a new one. yeah once you get so many replies you can't do any more.

and yeah chemistry sucks. that's dumb they make you learn it when you probably won't use it much
#2445 to #2444 - zakvanloocke (01/21/2013) [-]
I didn't know you could max out a thread. That's interesting.

Chemistry is the absolute worst. It's in a big study hall too so I have deal with a bunch of people who I really don't like.
#2446 to #2445 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
lel I max them out all the time.

and I bet, I took it in hs and was going to take it again in college, but then I was like, fuck that
#2447 to #2446 - zakvanloocke (01/21/2013) [-]
yeah, avoid it as long as possible. The nazi doctors used chemistry. That's reason enough to not take it.
#2448 to #2447 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
yeah it's just a plot by the communists!! they'll kill us all
User avatar #2449 to #2448 - zakvanloocke (01/21/2013) [-]
Yeah Chemistry sounds like Commies so it's plausible.

Alright, I gotta go take pictures of some beetles real quick but feel free to comment/message anytime. It was good talking to you, have a good day allion!
#2450 to #2449 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
have fun doing that lol
seeya later!
#2421 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
hello 100th friend
#2423 to #2422 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
we've been over this!
#2424 to #2423 - zakvanloocke (01/21/2013) [-]
I don't talk to people much on here so I get excited when I get a comment
#2425 to #2424 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
haha I love talking to users on here! why didn't you just say so!!
#2426 to #2425 - zakvanloocke (01/21/2013) [-]
I only ever get on the site to comment anymore.  I started school back up so I've been increasingly busy.  I just went back through my comments and found our previous conversation lol
I only ever get on the site to comment anymore. I started school back up so I've been increasingly busy. I just went back through my comments and found our previous conversation lol
#2427 to #2426 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
you didn't remember me! and yeah me too. I barely comment anymore, usually come on here to look at content and talk to other users
you didn't remember me! and yeah me too. I barely comment anymore, usually come on here to look at content and talk to other users
#2428 to #2427 - zakvanloocke (01/21/2013) [-]
I remembered you once you said "we've been over this." :D
I remembered you once you said "we've been over this." :D
#2429 to #2428 - allion (01/21/2013) [-]
good! so what else has been up with you lately?
#2414 - prestonjohns (12/09/2012) [-]
How many FJ points for god gem?
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - zakvanloocke (12/09/2012) [-]
I sold a kim jong voodoo for 60k, but I'll do 41k and one of your sword in stone for it.
#2416 to #2415 - prestonjohns (12/09/2012) [-]
The most will do is 30k man lol, i don't want it that bad.
I like swords to much to sell.
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - zakvanloocke (12/09/2012) [-]
31k and a cart of gold coins?
#2419 to #2417 - prestonjohns (12/09/2012) [-]
you gonna do it or what?
#2418 to #2417 - prestonjohns (12/09/2012) [-]
My first and final offer was gonna be just 25k, 30k is already pushing me.
I'll throw in 10 plant gamblers and that's it.
User avatar #2412 - Wadrob (12/09/2012) [-]
You realize the plants are rarer than the god gem?

~30 of each plant exist

~280 god gems exist
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - zakvanloocke (12/09/2012) [-]
I do realize that, thanks for wasting my time with this comment. God gems however, are more useful and therefore demand is high for them.
User avatar #2399 - PopcornViking ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
no dolan
no chicken statue

2/10
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - PopcornViking ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
fuck theres a chicken statue

5/10
User avatar #2382 - killjoyzzz (11/30/2012) [-]
No thanks, thank you for the offer though!
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - zakvanloocke (11/30/2012) [-]
k, just let me know if you ever do
User avatar #2377 - NataliePsycho (11/25/2012) [-]
If you're serious about giving away your items, can I please buy the God gem off you first?

I've tried so many times and have dupes of all special gems.

Let me know if you consider it. Thank you x
User avatar #2376 - evilskull ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
gimme gimme pleeeease
User avatar #2375 - Izen (11/25/2012) [-]
what do you want for:
egg
spell
glass bubble sculptures
and nuggets?
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User avatar #2373 to #2372 - zakvanloocke (11/25/2012) [-]
seriously though, the only thing of yours I really care to own is the dgt
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User avatar #2368 - sexyed (11/23/2012) [-]
wutcha want for the god gem

User avatar #2369 to #2368 - zakvanloocke (11/23/2012) [-]
Can't, fullretard told me to go away
User avatar #2367 - abotu (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't suppose you're selling your kim jong voodoo doll? :3
User avatar #2365 - nevermentioned (11/20/2012) [-]
Hey man would you sell me that god gem I've failed over 130 times trying to get one...
User avatar #2362 - OminousDemon (11/08/2012) [-]
why you quitting items man?
also ik its late reply, my laptop broke and it just got fixed
User avatar #2363 to #2362 - zakvanloocke (11/13/2012) [-]
Too many of the kinds of people I strongly dislike.
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - OminousDemon (11/13/2012) [-]
ah i can understand that
i just ignore them but yea
User avatar #2352 - storebought (11/06/2012) [-]
why didn't you want the plant gamblers? i mean its cool im just wondering lol
User avatar #2353 to #2352 - zakvanloocke (11/06/2012) [-]
I like the plants a lot, I want to use them at some point
User avatar #2354 to #2353 - storebought (11/06/2012) [-]
i mean i was gifting you 10 plant gamblers you declined
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - zakvanloocke (11/06/2012) [-]
oh, my bad lol I was in give away mode and thought someone was asking for them :) My mistake. Do you want the rest of the items I don't want? The requests have stopped rolling in.
User avatar #2356 to #2355 - storebought (11/06/2012) [-]
well i dont want to be greedy i know you wanted to spread the weath lol. but you can have gamblers too :)
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - zakvanloocke (11/06/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll put it together, you were cool enough through this whole thing I'm ok just giving you the rest.
User avatar #2358 to #2357 - storebought (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah well you managed to do this so there was no butthurt basically and everyone seems happy to have done this. i never see that happen. you got skills at this :D should be a stock broker or something epic like that ahah
User avatar #2359 to #2358 - zakvanloocke (11/06/2012) [-]
lol thanks :) I think it was because I didn't get rid of my mega rares so there were no bad people competing. And I think because I limited it to people outside the top 50.
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - storebought (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah i agree. and if you decide to come back or anything and need some items let me know. or if you need content thumbed up or anything for points :D
User avatar #2361 to #2360 - zakvanloocke (11/06/2012) [-]
lol thanks man :)
User avatar #2351 - iloverapingmen (11/06/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #2349 - veiledtruth (11/06/2012) [-]
Thank you
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