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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: YlissyKitty
Consoles Owned: Gameboy Advance, Gameboy Advance SP, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 3DS, PlayStation 2, Playstation 3, Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, PC
Video Games Played: Motherfuckin' Fire Emblem, Metal Gear Solid, Mass Effect 1/2/3, Borderlands 1/2, Agarest: Generations of War Zero/1/2, Fallout 3/New Vegas, Okami, Silent Hill 1/2/3, Resident Evil 3/4/5/6, Killing Floor, Minecraft, And Many Many More :D
PSN: Comets_Revolver
Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Location:Good ol Blighty
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I get to say something about myself, then everyone can see it?

Hmmm, well, I love gaming, reading, and procrastinating, pretty much sums me up nicely. :)

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#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on buymemilk's profile 0
#9 - buymemilk (07/25/2014) [-]
#135 - Gah, what a crappy looking fan-poster... 06/29/2014 on The Hardest Decision Ever +1
#91 - "Fuck you, and your eyebrows!" is a quote from Break…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS... 0
User avatar #114 - newbrony (06/29/2014) [-]
Not just kill la kill dude.
#590 - Male. Hell to the yes. 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#586 - I would say no, it's your own junk, so it'd be a form of mastu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#1001 - tomthehippie (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, but then you are getting pleasure from having a dick in your mouth. Alternately you have getting pleasure from having your dick in a man's mouth.
#14 - In England, it's kinda split between every day, and every othe… 06/25/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... 0
#12 - Picture 06/25/2014 on no more excuses +22
#64 - Half English, half German, so I'd be the outcast... Ah well. … 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
#61 - Unfortunately, I really think UKIP will become the majority pa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
#63 - wheredahoodat (06/25/2014) [-]
We let in pretty much anyone. So long as they aren't brown.
User avatar #64 - zakaizer (06/25/2014) [-]
Half English, half German, so I'd be the outcast... Ah well.

We let in literally anyone, from anywhere, any race, any culture, and then we get confused as to why 'English tradition' is fading. We're a bunch of fucking idiots sometimes.
#57 - Welp, you shouldn't have tried to take France, you know they r…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
#59 - wheredahoodat (06/25/2014) [-]
Unless the Ukip manages to pressure Cameron into leaving the EU... let's just hope you guys don't really understand what's going on until it's too late!
User avatar #61 - zakaizer (06/25/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I really think UKIP will become the majority party soon, we'll leave the EU, and then have nothing to so with you guys until the New German Empire becomes a big threat.

When that happens, I'm gonna go home to you guys, provided you let half-breeds in.
#63 - wheredahoodat (06/25/2014) [-]
We let in pretty much anyone. So long as they aren't brown.
User avatar #64 - zakaizer (06/25/2014) [-]
Half English, half German, so I'd be the outcast... Ah well.

We let in literally anyone, from anywhere, any race, any culture, and then we get confused as to why 'English tradition' is fading. We're a bunch of fucking idiots sometimes.

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User avatar #212 - zakaizer (04/19/2014) [-]
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Okay... The homo stuff is right at the very back... Have fun?
User avatar #108 - zakaizer (11/04/2013) [-]
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WARNING FOR THE UNPREPARED!!

The following comments contain extreme bouts of homosexuality, if you are uncomfortable with reading what is essentially erotica, I STRONGLY advise you not to continue onwards.

Zakaizer Corp. takes no responsibility for any physical and/or mental injuries sustained while reading, and wishes you to have a nice day
#229 - buymemilk (07/03/2014) [-]
Alan Partridge   DAN    DAN     DAN   DAN    DAN!
#228 - buymemilk (05/22/2014) [-]
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#225 - crazylance (05/18/2014) [-]
I have completely forgotten why I added you as a friend.



I am a bad friend.
#226 to #225 - zakaizer (05/18/2014) [-]
Uhm, to be honest, I can't remember either. Fuck it, something happened between us, and we haven't pissed each other off since, that's good enough for me!
Uhm, to be honest, I can't remember either. Fuck it, something happened between us, and we haven't pissed each other off since, that's good enough for me!
#227 to #226 - crazylance (05/18/2014) [-]
Well, can't say I disagree on that.
#223 - buymemilk (05/08/2014) [-]
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#222 - buymemilk (05/07/2014) [-]
Surprise bitch
#213 - chubbisavior (04/26/2014) [-]
Seems this is the only way to contact you nowadays
Seems this is the only way to contact you nowadays
#215 to #213 - zakaizer (04/26/2014) [-]
Aight, I'll stop fucking with you... Still, well done on reminding me, phone needs to be charged
Aight, I'll stop fucking with you... Still, well done on reminding me, phone needs to be charged
User avatar #216 to #215 - chubbisavior (04/27/2014) [-]
How did you do that?

Never mind, I wanted to ask you if you could put that iron maiden CD into you bag so I could grab it tomorrow
User avatar #217 to #216 - zakaizer (04/27/2014) [-]
Num Lock on - Alt +255

But yeah, I can do that
User avatar #221 to #217 - chubbisavior (04/27/2014) [-]
Wanna chat on fb?
User avatar #220 to #219 - chubbisavior (04/27/2014) [-]
give up
#205 - buymemilk (04/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #207 to #206 - zakaizer (04/18/2014) [-]
My wall right now... You monsters! D:
#208 to #207 - buymemilk (04/18/2014) [-]
You said we could do what we want and you wouldnt impede, you made the wrong choice matey!
You said we could do what we want and you wouldnt impede, you made the wrong choice matey!
#209 to #208 - zakaizer (04/18/2014) [-]
I know... But I did say, so carry on. I'm a man of my word.
I know... But I did say, so carry on. I'm a man of my word.
#210 to #209 - buymemilk (04/18/2014) [-]
Hoorah!
Hoorah!
#211 to #210 - chubbisavior (04/18/2014) [-]
We accept your surrender
#191 - chubbisavior (04/18/2014) [-]
INCOMING!
INCOMING!
#183 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
Just remembered I have these
Just remembered I have these
#153 - zakaizer (04/17/2014) [-]
chubbisavior, buymemilk.

Having fun, are we?
#161 to #155 - chubbisavior (04/17/2014) [-]
You wanna fuckin' go m8?
You wanna fuckin' go m8?
#162 to #161 - zakaizer (04/17/2014) [-]
Aww shiet!
Aww shiet!
#170 to #164 - zakaizer (04/17/2014) [-]
MF in a few minutes
#163 to #158 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
Fight me m8
Fight me m8
#154 to #153 - chubbisavior (04/17/2014) [-]
Yes, yes we are
Yes, yes we are
#157 to #154 - zakaizer (04/17/2014) [-]
Then carry on, sirs, do not let me impede you.
Then carry on, sirs, do not let me impede you.
#165 to #157 - chubbisavior (04/17/2014) [-]
But, surely you are impedin' us as we speak?
But, surely you are impedin' us as we speak?
#166 to #165 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
IT CROWD THREAD NAO
IT CROWD THREAD NAO
#149 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
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#148 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
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#144 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
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#143 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
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#141 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
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#139 - chubbisavior (04/17/2014) [-]
Just gonna dump my KSI folder
Just gonna dump my KSI folder
#146 to #145 - buymemilk (04/17/2014) [-]
I think youre looking for THIS
I think youre looking for THIS
#150 to #146 - chubbisavior (04/17/2014) [-]
Yes, thankyou
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