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    zagnorathh

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    #86 - Thanks there guy. View image was pretty useful for getting qui… 03/23/2018 on Google screws up +2
    #17 - I read the last sentence as "War is shell." ........... 02/23/2018 on The greatest loss 0
    #804 - Comment deleted 09/21/2017 on CLOSED It's giveaway time... +1
    #70 - but is speed relative to time? im an ignorant slut so who knows.  [+] (3 replies) 07/09/2017 on Anon freezes time +4
    #107 - manter (07/09/2017) [-]
    speed, also know as velocity, is the derivative of position with respect to time.

    In laymen terms, it means it is the change in position over time is your speed.

    That's why the units for speed are Meters/Second, or Miles/Hour.

    As a side note, to further explain the point. A derivative is basically a slope of a graph at any point. so say you had a graph that was a straight line going up and to the right with a slope of 3. The derivative of this would be a horizontal line constantly at 3. Pic related
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    #75 - sinery (07/09/2017) [-]
    >>#73, Yes, but you're immune.
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    #74 - swagasauruss (07/09/2017) [-]
    yes it is, I also just learned that if I google something it auto directs to yahoo knock off search so I gotta clean that up before I give source sorry
    #56 - legit what i did with a team im creating a game with. nobody k… 07/09/2017 on How productive +1
    #134 - Hey man if you're just having trouble with the feeling of a fu… 05/13/2017 on It's a MEDICAL CONDITION +1
    #108 - just half what you eat now. itll suck dick but it gets results…  [+] (2 replies) 05/12/2017 on It's a MEDICAL CONDITION +1
    #110 - supremeintendent (05/12/2017) [-]
    Yeah boi, gotta myself back in better shape. It's just somewhat difficult trying to halve shit when my stomach's used to having so much in it.

    But with persistence, I might get somewhere.

    Been eating a lot of fruit lately so I got that going for me.
    #134 - zagnorathh (05/13/2017) [-]
    Hey man if you're just having trouble with the feeling of a full stomach eat a bunch of healthy filling food. Something that's worked for me recently is rice. You can eat as much of that stuff as you can handle and be okay. Just find what works for you man.
    #102 - Family was pretty ****** torn up about it and my mom moved bac… 05/12/2017 on It's a MEDICAL CONDITION +3
    #98 - Gonna let you know this ****** gonna be a ****** short story.…  [+] (1 reply) 05/12/2017 on It's a MEDICAL CONDITION +4
    #102 - zagnorathh (05/12/2017) [-]
    Family was pretty fuckin torn up about it and my mom moved back down with us because of me. I felt bad for her because she had something going for her but she had fell at work and really fucked up her ankle, like compound fracture kind of shit, but she was on paid leave. By this time I hadn't left my house but to move from my mom's to my grandparents for about a year and a half. I had gained pretty much all the weight I had spent those 2 years losing. Thankfully though my mom got me back on my feet with going back to college to get what I had originally wanted to go for, a BA in game art and design. I enrolled in online classes and was starting to find some joy in my life again. It was super fun and still is (I graduate February next year) but I was still bummed out because I was back to being a fucking fat lard. I couldn't exercise really because if I do I just progress my muscle decay even faster. So I put myself back on a diet cutting out basically the same shit I mentioned before. This time though I got hardcore into it because I had to actually pay attention to calorie and carb intake. It was yet again super hard to do because dieting sucks fat dick at first and I couldn't exercise to help the process along.

    Here I am 3 years later and I've lost about 40 pounds or so with just dieting. I'm starting to feel better about myself and can actally feel that weight gone with my weakened state. It's a little easier to move around and get basic shit done for myself now. I'm not depressed anymore either because life is looking up with graduation coming up soon and there being opportunities for me out there. Overall life feels fucking beautiful compared to my mindset after I quit that contracting job.

    My point is, there is damn near no excuse for fuckers to cry about not being able to lose weight. I understand certain people have medical problems that truly inhibit them from losing weight and I feel for them.Being fat is fucking miserable and unhealthy. But fuck the mentallity of you not being able to lose weight because it's " hard" or they like their body. Fuck that. Stop being lazy fucks, get some motivation, and stop being a fat, disgusting pile of shit.

    For those of you that stuck through and read all this whiny ass shit, thanks man. Haven't been able to vent this shit since I first got diagnosed with MD and it feels pretty good to get this shit out. Much love to those that help themeselves instead of bitching about their problems. As the Canadians say, I'm oot.
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