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User avatar #71 - evictedone ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Finally got back on to see your link to the post. Hadn't seen it yet, so thanks for directing me. Nice little breakdown of the general flow. How's your day been?
User avatar #72 to #71 - zafara (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh, it's been great! There was a Halloween party tonight. Flyers advertised it as the sexiest "hot and dirty" party of the year, and as going to be "twerktacular." All the girls talked about how slutty they were going to dress. My friends and I sat in an empty room in the academic building and played Dungeons and Dragons instead of going. It was great, I finally managed to obtain the feat Great Cleave, which I've been working for.

You would not believe how my week has been. This is probably going to be a rant.

So my roommate comes back completely plastered. My family doesn't drink much and my parents are actually responsible. He passed out on the bed. I was always taught that letting a drunk person pass out is the worst thing you could do. This led with me trying to find the RA for help because the heck do I know about taking care of a drunk person? I can't stand the taste of alcohol.

His friends followed me around screaming that I shouldn't be allowed in public or on a campus because I was too sheltered and immature to be there if I didn't know how to take care of a drunk person. Gee, what does that say about their family lives?

So we had to go to the head of residence life the next day to get things sorted out. It's better now because now I know what to do if he comes back drunk, which is to say, nothing. However, he is now giving me the silent treatment and pretending that I don't exist. I find it hilarious that he thinks this will work on me. This is after he admitted that he feels hatred towards me but can't figure out why. I think it's because he never had to share a room before and he's getting territorial.

Let me mention that my roommate is 28 years old and acts like a 12 year old regularly anyway. Obese, wears a cowboy hat, and cammo jackets. Believes vaccines and medications are conspiracies made up by the government, schools, and doctors to make money and that they don't actually work. Also believes cigarettes aren't bad for you since his parents smoked around all 6 kids and none of them have asthma.

This isn't even mentioning that he has no manners whatsoever, and still goes trick or treating because he can (technically it's illegal for someone over 12 to trick or treat over here).

He also believes that stuff like lice and bedbugs are completely normal things to have. Actually came to campus with scabies and ringworm, and thinks the school was being annoying and petty for quarantining him for a week.

Needless to say, he has issues. And I can't change rooms because they overbooked the campus and there's no where to go. Other people who know him keep apologizing to me that I have to room with him.

I made none of that up.
#73 to #72 - evictedone ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
The idea that a party can be labeled as "twerktacular" and actually get people to come does not leave a good impression of its attendees, it actually kinda scares me. Just wanted to get that little sentiment out of the way, so about that rant.

I'm a little lost as to what sort of response to put down when I imagine this roomie, of yours. More or less, I just imagine him fitting the profile of a stereotypical redneck taken to the logical extreme. Mind you, I've got issues with the "standard" variety that already walks around with the word " ****** " painting their lips as they talk about their jalopy of a truck like it's the Mona Lisa. So to add a bunch of little insects inhabiting their body surface in addition to these traits, plus drunkenness, I feel like I'd be in the same party as those who've been apologizing for you sharing a room with him.

Still, at some point I'm sure that those apologies gets old. Just, right down to business here, that guy sounds like crap. How the hell could he have made it to college if he doesn't even have a grasp of basic logic?! Covered in parasites, by definition the guy must've been a breeding ground for all manner of **** but the campus is overreacting because they know their **** and just how bad that can be? That's the part that leaves a scar on my retina.

Drinking, smoking; I've been around that crap most of my life, it's caused more mental scars than physical ones for me. Then again, I never drank,and my parents preferred smoking outside rather than in the house so yay(?). My brothers, however, 6 and 7 years older than me, loved drinking themselves out cold before they even hit high school. But this ****** you're talking about? Sounds a lot like'em, so consider me a bit biased when I say that I hope he doesn't wake up next time he gets plastered.

I can say a lot more, but there's a character limit and I'm sure there's a line that shouldn't be crossed. Zafara, bro, I'm wishing you well if that prick is a part of your life.
#74 to #73 - zafara (10/27/2014) [-]
It is really annoying. Now he's giving me the silent treatment and refuses to acknowledge my existence.

Worst part is, I have a hormonal deficiency in which my body doesn't produce enough testosterone so I have to take supplements. Of course I'm that thin, short, feminine looking nerd type in the Global Honor's Scholars Program and Alpha Lambda Delta. Most of what I've seen him do is watch anime for hours on end, whilst yelling at the characters on the screen. And he has the gall to call me immature. I've been bullied for most of my life, so the silent treatment is actually a step up.

Now, the testosterone deficiency usually leads me to be noncompetitive, and liable to moving around and trying out new approaches like an Airbender. But honestly, I feel like if I move out than he wins and will continue this behavior. And I won't let that happen.

But I do agree. If he goes out and dies while drunk, or never comes back again, I will be happy.
User avatar #75 to #74 - deficiency (10/27/2014) [-]
Cool
#69 - toguro (12/25/2013) [-]
I figured, since you're always mentioning me, I'd stop by and wish you a merry christmas, have fun man!
User avatar #70 to #69 - zafara (12/26/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas to you as well!
#36 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
I saw your comment on 'The Mole People Are Coming'. Bigods, you suffer the kind of existence that I could simply not bear.

Here, cheer up and have this picture that everyone should have.
User avatar #37 to #36 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Well, it's been like that since I was born, so I'm used to it. I couldn't imagine living any other way. I just find it slightly annoying that people immediately assume my parents are bad people, or I have a bad life, just because they won't let me play video games or leave the house very often when I was younger. They both have master degrees and want me to have the same. And my dad was the navy version of Red Tails in Vietnam, so that might be why he's strict, and my mom's mother was the daughter of a Methodist Priest. It's just the old way people used to raise children.

But I do love Morgan Freeman. I feel like he should be who I see when I die and go through the tunnel.
#58 to #37 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
NEW REPLY THREAD
#61 to #60 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
Choose your next words with exceptional care.
User avatar #62 to #61 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
The Emperor is a majestic and strong man who takes care of us. He can never be replaced as a cat in out hearts.
#63 to #62 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
Look into your heart, you know he walks among us.
User avatar #64 to #63 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
He is our savior.
#65 to #64 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
His followers have already established Imperial rule in a large sector of Terra.
User avatar #66 to #65 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
The golden throne is falling and the light is going out. It is time to gather more phykers.
#67 to #66 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
This thread has been magnificent. Here's an archive broseph, take it and go with the Imperium's sanction and blessing!

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Emperor

I have to go. See you around, tovarisch!
User avatar #68 to #67 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
See you around as well!
#38 to #37 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to offend, or slander anything. 'pologies where they're due. I was just saying, I probably would have been broken by that way of doing things.

Here, have this too.

You into Warhammer 40,000? Because boy, do I have a present for you if you do.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Well, I know about it. My parents decided that I needed to join some clubs because I'm such a shut in, and pressured me to do so. I joined the local RPG club, so I keep hearing about it.

I also spend way to much time on TV Tropes, if you know that website. The Warhammer 40,000 article is very interesting, so I have read it many times.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/Warhammer40000?from=Main.Warhammer40000

Are you about to post that eyeless woman from Event Horizon? Because I agree with everyone who says Event Horizon is set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/EventHorizon

Be sure to click on the skull above the picture of the ship.
#40 to #39 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
Have this. It is a mandatory for any Imperial Citizen to have at least one wallpaper-worthy image upon their cogitator.
You ARE Loyalist, right? The Inquisition is most interested in your answer...

Here's the fan-site link for it: www.1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40k

There's a pretty stupid bunch of explanations for things on that site. Alternatively, search up 'Emperor' or 'Imperial Guard' for undisputed awesome.

TVTropes is pretty cool, I have to admit. The articles get my muse going, and it's always fun to pick out the 'Oh! I know that!' tidbits from the examples sections.
User avatar #41 to #40 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
I just feel so bad for the Emperor, though. All those horrible things being done in his name, and that's not what he wanted. And there's nothing he can do about it.

And what are the Tyranids running from anyway? Seeing as how they avoid planets with Necron tombs on it, I assume that they have something to do with it. As in, and enormous Necron tomb opened and is destroying the universe from below. And how long until those idiots discover that the hordes are coming from below them, anyway?
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
All of these questions and more will be answered on the next episode of DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEE!!!!!

Just kidding. Yeah, GW's never going to move the plot forward so it probably doesn't matter.

As for the Emps... You do know that he could see into the future pretty easily, right? Just think: He wanted the absolute best for Mankind. And well... all evidence points to him succeeding.
I think it goes like this: he KNEW it all was going to happen. He SAW it all coming and he couldn't do diddly squat because the grim darkness of the 41st mullenium was the absolute best situation.

Gives you the chills, doesn't it?
User avatar #43 to #42 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Definitely. The feeling of helplessness in general is pretty bad in the universe. Unless Nurgle gets you, then you will be happy.
#44 to #43 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
Nurgle's always a blast.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
At least you're brain dead.
#46 to #45 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
Me? Braindead?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Oh course not. Nurgle loves you too much to let that happen.
#48 to #47 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
But I'm Loyalist...
User avatar #49 to #48 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm just pointing out what Nurgle does to people.
#50 to #49 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
Oh I know. It's heresy!
#51 to #50 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Nurgle does know how to corrupt people. Stay away from him. Or else you'll wind up like    
   
<this guy   
   
Do not become this guy. Love and loyalty for the emperor must be secured.
Nurgle does know how to corrupt people. Stay away from him. Or else you'll wind up like

<this guy

Do not become this guy. Love and loyalty for the emperor must be secured.
#52 to #51 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
The Emperor is with us. Always.
User avatar #53 to #52 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Always
#54 to #53 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
And even forever more as we do his holy work. By the flames of our hearts and by the blades and bolts of our weapons, we will secure this galaxy so that the Imperium may live on.

Sneaky little Harry Potter reference there.
User avatar #57 to #54 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Hit the reply limit. Probably an activation rite. He may be about to fuse with it. Or activating it to kill, it's different for each group.
User avatar #59 to #57 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
That's not a 'he'...
User avatar #55 to #54 - zafara (11/28/2013) [-]
Destroy anything that is heresy.
#56 to #55 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
There are very few things that are not heretical.
Take this for instance. I don't know if it's heresy or an actual activation rite.
User avatar #6 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
I guess, but christians (Serbs mainly, but also Croats) have attacked us in the 90's, colluminating to the point of genocide. Perhaps you have heared of the Bosnian war?
I've posted here because I don't want it to look as if I was crying and bitching
User avatar #7 to #6 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
I took a freaking genocide class in my high school, so yes, complete with videos and pictures. Our school actually had quite a few Bosnian families that had escaped.
User avatar #8 to #7 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Yep, my brother was once in a student exchange program with a Dutch student and he said they had the Bosnian war in history class, wich is ironical because we're forbidden from having lessons on that matter in school.
User avatar #10 to #8 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
I feel like I should apologize for the sake of my country.
User avatar #12 to #10 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure I know what you mean... But, thanks anyway.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
I mean it's so embarrassing. We are obligated to stop genocides but we pussy foot around because we 'don't want to get involved in a country with no natural resources, and therefore of no consequence to us.'
User avatar #17 to #13 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
It's not just USA, it would be any country was it the strongest one in the world. In my opinion, Iran should serve as an example to other world powers, they may be bitching about eliminating Israel, but it's just threats. Although they should have done more to protect peace in Syria.

I'm sory, for some reason I'm typing slowly as **** :c
User avatar #21 to #17 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
I did mean all countries didn't care. You have no minerals or oil, so it's no wonder, sadly.
User avatar #23 to #21 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but I have a feeling it'll change soon enough. All mayor world powers in history have been falling from that position, and so will the USA, one day. For example, after the fall of the wall Russia was very weak, leaving the States as the greatest world power. Now, things have turned, and with time I believe USA will stop being the world police, and such a thing will have to bring somekind of change.

I'm sorry, I've drifted away from the point we've originally talked about :c
User avatar #24 to #23 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, China is slowly surpassing us.
User avatar #25 to #24 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
this life is fleeting, and is proof enoguh for me that there's life after death, and the only thing that matters is being prepared for that, whatever your religion.
User avatar #26 to #25 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
I guess so. Honestly the Bahai is beginning to make sense, even though I'm not at the moment. It's basically the idea that all religions are correct, just that God is worshiped in different forms, and as long as you try to live a good life, anyone can get into Heaven.
User avatar #27 to #26 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Maybe, but problem is that 90% of religions explicablly say they are the only true ones :c
As for the abrahamic religions, I consider them as one religion, just with some obvious differences.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the problem the Baha'i want to fix by combining all of them.
User avatar #29 to #28 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Also another problem is any idiot can make up a relgion on purpose, wich then again makes it harder for them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, like Mormonism.
User avatar #31 to #30 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm actually unfamiliar with non-abrahamic religions.
Mormonism is what?
User avatar #32 to #31 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Some guy said he met God on a mountain some 30 years ago, and he was given some golden stones with rules. Honestly the only thing attracting people to this religion is that the more wives and kids a man has, the better heaven he will get into. Meanwhile, black skin is the mark of Cain and women cannot enter holy sites and are inferior to men.

Young men are required to leave their families and have no contact with them until they've converted a bunch of people. Let's just say they go to door to door and are very persistent and annyoing.
User avatar #33 to #32 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh my God, that's like those people that commited mass suicide because they believed aliens will be waiting for them.
User avatar #35 to #33 - zafara (08/20/2013) [-]
Ah, no wait, they don't do mass suicide. Do you mean the Heaven's Gate people who killed themselves because they wanted to reach the spaceship that followed Haley's Comet?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)
User avatar #9 to #8 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a shame that Bosnia was split up between Serbia and Croatians because the US and the UN didn't give a crap. That and the old people rape. And General Ratko with the candy and the children. Most of the Bosnian refugees can't stay in the room when anyone talks about the genocide without freaking out, so they get a pass on that unit.
User avatar #11 to #9 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
But what I hate most, with an incredible passion is that our former communists, now calling them selves "socialists" are trying to equalize us and President Izetbegović, Allah rahmetile, with the Serbs and Karadžić, and doing basically everytihng so Bosnia would be 0% muslim. They'd rather have her be Serb than muslim, because they hate our religion. But these fine gentlemen have been hiding in holes during the war, and started spitting on Izetbegović AFTER he's died. Cast some exceptions, but these were all pushed out of the Socialst party by those who were cowards in the 90's.
User avatar #14 to #11 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Ok, did not learn about that...
User avatar #15 to #14 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Meh, it's mostly politics, and people for a to me unexplainable reason don't like politics.
User avatar #16 to #15 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Durrrrrrrr it's hard on our brains OH CANDY
User avatar #18 to #16 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol. I understand many aren't interested in that, but hey, at least those who complain should know the basics. I bet 25 % of voters here don't even know the separation of power.
User avatar #19 to #18 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
ugh, I know right?
User avatar #20 to #19 - alhemicar (08/19/2013) [-]
Or as one of my friends would say..

inorite?!
User avatar #22 to #20 - zafara (08/19/2013) [-]
Definitely.
#4 - enpootis (05/27/2013) [-]
i like you mang
i like you mang
User avatar #5 to #4 - zafara (05/29/2013) [-]
Kind of dissapointed that it was declared illegal and taken down. I was having so many great conversations.
User avatar #2 - bannedfartoooften (05/21/2013) [-]
We hit the reply limit.
Anyways, I could try it. Thanks for the advice.
User avatar #3 to #2 - zafara (05/21/2013) [-]
Hope it works!
#1 - whamaclabam (03/12/2012) [-]
thanks for talking about that ed edd and eddy story i loved it and i love you
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