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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:7/01/2016
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Comment Ranking:#1834
Highest Content Rank:#8599
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
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Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:1780
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#8 - Rammstein see your water guns and raise you a cock cannon 9 hours ago on Ytakane Culowsad Tabt +2
#4 - Didn't think Marjorey Tyrell could get any hotter, guess I was wrong 06/29/2016 on Had a Blast +3
#25 - Ovann X2 Pro 06/25/2016 on What Headset do you use, FJ? +1
#3 - i've got one, loads of my friends have them, quite common over… 06/25/2016 on Brexit: It wasn't about... +1
#47 - leavers win - Leave the EU remainers win - remain in the E… 06/25/2016 on Banter aside, I salute U sir. 0
#4 - MFW i hear that first line as "Don't care *****" 06/25/2016 on cute asian girls +15
#7 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Lovely +61
#23 - anon (06/22/2016) [-]
Game of Thrones spoiler
Last episode every time he came close to death, I was like NOOO JUST KILL JON AGAIN FUCK JON
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#41 - drldrl (06/22/2016) [-]
I would trade him for Wun Wun though.
#39 - anon (06/22/2016) [-]
same. whole time i was like 'if they fucking kill red beard i am done.' he is one of my favorite characters
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#26 - grimgrey (06/22/2016) [-]
no fuck you
#12 - avarius (06/21/2016) [-]
Kristofer Hivju is handsome as fuck
#11 - maddboiy (06/21/2016) [-]
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#37 - flamingopher (06/22/2016) [-]
Breeding program to make super loyal, super tall warriors when?
#25 - vohcaz (06/22/2016) [-]
I want to make this into a "thats my fetish" gif.. but i'm not sure if its worth the effort so heres a still image instead for now
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#30 - bme (06/22/2016) [-]
Do it
#3 - Picture 06/19/2016 on Just feed them already! +1
#32 - One line? When the queen dies, I've gotta learn like …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Canada cucked +29
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#186 - dangler (06/19/2016) [-]
Just learn "My Country 'Tis Of Thee" and you'll be straight in any case. :>
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#204 - geofalke (06/19/2016) [-]
it's kinda generic, which wouldn't really suit England, not to mention there's not really any mountainsides for freedom to ring from, but it's a start i guess
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#80 - niceguyjon (06/18/2016) [-]
Queen and king, Him and her, both have the same number of syllables so maybe we wont have it too bad
#61 - ivroht (06/18/2016) [-]
Not to worry, bro, I have written a cunning guide to help you, if Her Maj ever shuffles off.


1. Replace the female word forms with their equivalent male versions.
2. Stop being thick as fuck or downgrade to 4chan, you great bell-end.
3. Remember that if you get mad at me for teasing you and calling you thick, I'm going to masturbate furiously to the image of your indignation.

Kisses!
(no homo)
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#47 - Gandalfthewhite (06/18/2016) [-]
Still don't know all the lyrics. But the anthem's so dreary that i can get away with a half assed moan sound for the verses
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#36 - kyoutu (06/18/2016) [-]
Who the fuck bothers learning the anthem anyway?

I couldn't even recite the first line properly...
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#34 - geofalke (06/18/2016) [-]
"when *IF the queen dies"

let's face it, she's not going anywhere any time soon.
#40 - platinumaltaria (06/18/2016) [-]
>not kneeling before King George...
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#76 - thefifthdoctor (06/18/2016) [-]
gotta kneel for Charles, then William THEN George
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#168 - platinumaltaria (06/19/2016) [-]
No, when a king is crowned they can choose a new name, and charles is apparently an unlucky one, so charles is probably going to be george.
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#170 - thefifthdoctor (06/19/2016) [-]
I heard a long time ago he might go with Henry
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#164 - cptsweatpants (06/19/2016) [-]
Honestly, I think Charles is gonna pass. He's got way too much butter on his head to still be likeable, neither do I think he has any interest in the role.
#8 - hang on a sec, somethings not quite right here  [+] (18 new replies) 06/17/2016 on The world is a beautiful... +142
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#40 - toxicwarning (06/18/2016) [-]
the British Empire will rise again!
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#34 - donatelo (06/18/2016) [-]
She's pretty fine though imo
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#16 - civilizedwasteland (06/18/2016) [-]
Ya she's hindu, should be pakistani
#15 - speacher (06/18/2016) [-]
Seems right to me
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#73 - bible (06/18/2016) [-]
So mad you had to post it twice. Americans don't really care about their stereotypes, tbh. Actually, they kind of embrace it. If this isn't actually a copypasta (I actually had to try and google pieces because the rant was so overdrawn and angry), I don't blame you very much for getting sick of the way the internet (FJ especially) is portraying Sweden. I can see how it would get tiring after a while.
#74 - enlightednatzie (06/18/2016) [-]
I dont use copypastas. I have an mental script in my head so i can write these kind of replies really fast. The other post was just a clean up i tried to make but i forgot to insert the image and somehow i cant delete it.

Im not your everyday shitposter that degrade myself by posting shitty copypastas because all my comments are my original work. I have dignity.
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#72 - enlightednatzie (06/18/2016) [-]
Welp shit. I accidentaly double posted and it Looks like our completely useless fucking lazy piece of shit admin made so we cant delete our comments any more.
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#39 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
used to be a human country

not so sure nowadays
#70 - enlightednatzie (06/18/2016) [-]
Do people still find this funny? If so, throw yourself infront of a train my good sir.
#78 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
cry little tumblrina
#80 - enlightednatzie (06/18/2016) [-]
Stop bullying my country
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#36 - hurdurmur (06/18/2016) [-]
>no burka
#68 - enlightednatzie (06/18/2016) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS THERE FRIEND!
#42 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
*Borka
#69 - enlightednatzie (06/18/2016) [-]
Hang yourself.
#79 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
why commit suicide.... if i wait long enough ill have some arab cut my head off and my insurance policy wont be voided by suicide