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yowutis

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/13/2009
Last Login:7/10/2015
Location:Texas
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#26 - Picture 07/06/2015 on Blowy Joey +1
#1104 - **yowutis used "*roll picture*"** **yowutis rolled image ** 07/06/2015 on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
#19 - "Hey there Smoothskin." 07/04/2015 on Stupidhumans comp 2 +20
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User avatar #165 - frankstein (06/28/2015) [-]
this is what i expected in the first one.
#161 - farted (06/28/2015) [-]
#218 - brooklynbaby (06/28/2015) [-]
thank you for posting this, I kek'd loudly.
#22 - darktoucan (06/28/2015) [-]
that video....my god im in tears.
#36 - Awww snap, Island of Dr. Moreau reference. 06/25/2015 on Sesame Street Adventures 32 0
#5 - Picture 06/21/2015 on Age of Ass +1
#67 - Picture 06/19/2015 on That girl is so cute +1
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#42 - What did I do to you?!  [+] (10 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Pitbull hold's three black... +8
#43 - syshusky (06/11/2015) [-]
Eh. While sad I prefer it turning out this way. Better than being abused the rest of its life I suppose...Family still assholes though for not tell me

Take this and be free.
#103 - ciacheczko (06/11/2015) [-]
You know what parents who don't want pets do? They lie. My uncle and aunt - awful assholes, mind you - decided they got bored with a dog they had since a few years, and gave it away. Just like that. They weren't my parents, but I still really liked that dog, I was about 10y old at that time, too. I didn't find out until many years later, because they lied the dog was run over by a tractor.

See, having the pet die because of a random douchebag driver is more dramatic and the child gets more upset, but there's one upside - people who gave it away don't get blamed at all. That's why they lie.

I can bet whatever the hell you want, that your parents actually just told you they'll get the dog for you so you'd shut up (10y olds are persistent in their nagging, aren't they?) but never got it, and were all like "Whatever, we'll just tell him the dog got hit by a car, who gives a shit? He'll buy it.". Did you even see the dog, or did they just "got it for you" but you've actually never even seen the poor bastard with your own eyes?
User avatar #116 - syshusky (06/11/2015) [-]
Dude...There was pictures of the body being taken away in a fucking wheelbarrow.
User avatar #117 - ciacheczko (06/11/2015) [-]
Oh well, then that covers it up. Although there's no need for that mean tone - I'm not a magician, I couldn't possibly have known that and my suspicion wasn't impossible either.
User avatar #118 - syshusky (06/11/2015) [-]
I wasn't being mean. If wanted to I would have. Remember, whenever you assume you make and ass out of u and me.
User avatar #120 - ciacheczko (06/11/2015) [-]
Well if that's you not being mean, I can't imagine what actual being mean would look like. Throwing boulders at people, perhaps?
User avatar #121 - syshusky (06/11/2015) [-]
Nah, worse. I use my words...
#123 - ciacheczko (06/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, I prefer boulders. Those can at least do real damage.
#46 - pedestrianx (06/11/2015) [-]
Damn, that's pretty ruff rough mane.
#44 - yowutis (06/11/2015) [-]

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User avatar #9 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
wait a minute....

You're the guy i made that pokemon post for you!
haha, i completely forgot, cool
#10 to #9 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
This one?
User avatar #11 to #10 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
yep, i completely forgot that was you
#12 to #11 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
I give you this.
I give you this.
#13 to #12 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
thanks, i accept it greatly   
   
so, you live in america, right?
thanks, i accept it greatly

so, you live in america, right?
User avatar #14 to #13 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
Yep down in Texas. How about you?
User avatar #15 to #14 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
in europe

so, you get to watch arrow when it airs? you lucky **** , i have to wait a day for the torrents to catch up
User avatar #16 to #15 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
Yes life is good for that part where are you from in Europe, your english is great. Please if you say England i'll feel retarded.
#17 to #16 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
England HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

actually, i'm from croatia, if you've ever heard of it, and yeah, my english is pretty sweet
User avatar #18 to #17 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
Honestly I have and from what I've seen (on House Hunters don't judge) it's beautiful but sadly I have no idea where it is since my geography skills are that of an 8 year old. So i see you like Dr. Who btw.
#19 to #18 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
www.google.com/maps/place/Croatia/@41.3735213,17.3917233,5z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x133441080add95ed:0xa0f3c024e1661b7f   
   
just zoom out and you'll see it    
   
and yes, i like doctor who, it's alright   
you like it too?
www.google.com/maps/place/Croatia/@41.3735213,17.3917233,5z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x133441080add95ed:0xa0f3c024e1661b7f

just zoom out and you'll see it

and yes, i like doctor who, it's alright
you like it too?
#20 to #19 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
Yup it's because I saw you had Eccleston as your avatar and he's my favorite.
Yup it's because I saw you had Eccleston as your avatar and he's my favorite.
#21 to #20 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
So, were you also WHAAAAAAAAAT when you saw barrowman in arrow? and alex kingston?
So, were you also WHAAAAAAAAAT when you saw barrowman in arrow? and alex kingston?
User avatar #23 to #21 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh and at first I couldn't even tell it was her without her hairstyle
User avatar #22 to #21 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh god yes he and slade are the reason for me watching it, I'm gearing up to meet that fabulous gay man in houston!
#24 to #22 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
*******		 awesome, the reason i started watching the arrow in the first place is cause i heard barrowman AND kingston were in it, so i was like: Suh-weet! and watched it, and i loved it   
   
and yeah, was always used to the hairstyle
******* awesome, the reason i started watching the arrow in the first place is cause i heard barrowman AND kingston were in it, so i was like: Suh-weet! and watched it, and i loved it

and yeah, was always used to the hairstyle
User avatar #25 to #24 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
God he makes such a great villain and I'm praying he comes back this season.
User avatar #26 to #25 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
but...he did come back, remember?
User avatar #27 to #26 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah but I mean out of hiding from the assassins, I want him to mess **** up again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
i doubt he'll ever come around, the league of shadows doesn't **** around
User avatar #31 to #28 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
I really didn't know there was a cut-off to replies but uhm yeah my steam is yowutis hit me up if you ever want to talk or play a similar game.
User avatar #29 to #28 - yowutis (03/05/2014) [-]
That's true but it seems a little fishy to me that he only came out for a bit and is now gone, I don't think that's how it ends for him, I know he's a villain and all but I want him to come back better.
User avatar #30 to #29 - butterisgood (03/05/2014) [-]
yeah, that was a bit weird, i agree

hey, you got a skype or a steam or something? i dont really like talking here that much, even if i do have neat reaction gifs
User avatar #1 - butterisgood (03/04/2014) [-]
It's getting confusing over there, there's too many eyes watching us

what did you say again?

also, comment virginity GET
User avatar #2 to #1 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
I didn't know we could do this and yeah I'm wondering how someone who couldn't be hurt by punching a hole through an explosive proof container gets his arm taken off.
User avatar #3 to #2 - butterisgood (03/04/2014) [-]
well arsenal's from the comics, and the whole mirakuru thing doesn't happen there, i'm pretty sure
User avatar #4 to #3 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh ok well hopefully things go down great next episode I'm really looking forward to a whooping from slade.
User avatar #5 to #4 - butterisgood (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah, me too, but i feel so bad about it -.-
User avatar #6 to #5 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
I do too since I liked Slade's character and it sucks to see him going bad but that's his character you know.
#7 to #6 - butterisgood (03/04/2014) [-]
actually i read that deathstroke's more of an anti-hero, like the huntress, in the comics at least, so we may see that in there somewhere, highly doubt it though
actually i read that deathstroke's more of an anti-hero, like the huntress, in the comics at least, so we may see that in there somewhere, highly doubt it though
User avatar #8 to #7 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah it's true but The Huntress is a punk and man when I first heard his name was Slade I kept asking is his last name Wilson?! Boom Deathstroke.
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