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youxbarstard

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Date Signed Up:8/13/2012
Last Login:3/07/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#11765
Highest Comment Rank:#532
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Total Comments Made:5710
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    Well, would you? Well, would you?

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latest user's comments

#22 - While it's nice to let people have options I believe it's a li… 2 hours ago on Thin privilege 0
#15 - I didn't mean the killing part geez. Just a little ultimat…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Thin privilege +2
#16 - swagmonstah (4 hours ago) [-]
LOL some fat piece of shit came through to thumb us down.
Maybe there should be a fat tax on thumbing too.
You can bring my thumb count down, too bad you can't bring your calorie counts down, fatties.
#19 - shawzerotwozero (3 hours ago) [-]
Niggas so mad. I don't even pretend to support people being overweight, but your ideas are fucking stupid.
#22 - youxbarstard (2 hours ago) [-]
While it's nice to let people have options I believe it's a little bit on the wrong side to just let people damage their body in such a way and then let them expect others to fix their problem for them.
#11 - Or better yet so it's of no cost to the government put a "…  [+] (6 new replies) 4 hours ago on Thin privilege +4
#39 - anonexplains (40 minutes ago) [-]
but what about us superior Gym bros who are considered obese by our BMI but our body fat percentage is well below 15 (240lbs, 12% bf strong anon here)
#14 - swagmonstah (4 hours ago) [-]
That is brilliant. For each BF% over what is considered healthy you are, you pay a .5% tax on everything.
If you're caught purchasing items for your fat friend/spouse you will be jailed and executed after a 10 year sentence.
You're a genius.
#15 - youxbarstard (4 hours ago) [-]
I didn't mean the killing part geez.
Just a little ultimatum, either get their shit together or risk being homeless and then losing weight against their will anyway.
#16 - swagmonstah (4 hours ago) [-]
LOL some fat piece of shit came through to thumb us down.
Maybe there should be a fat tax on thumbing too.
You can bring my thumb count down, too bad you can't bring your calorie counts down, fatties.
#19 - shawzerotwozero (3 hours ago) [-]
Niggas so mad. I don't even pretend to support people being overweight, but your ideas are fucking stupid.
#22 - youxbarstard (2 hours ago) [-]
While it's nice to let people have options I believe it's a little bit on the wrong side to just let people damage their body in such a way and then let them expect others to fix their problem for them.
#7 - In some early comic lines he has partial gravitational control… 4 hours ago on They should have done it +1
#15 - S/he had dinner or coffee with someone that supports GG and th… 4 hours ago on DOES NOT COMPUTE +2
#35 - I'll admit these last two comments of yours are the first comm…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Mother +1
#36 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but I'll guess that it is
#32 - And did you ever consider attempting to hide them?  [+] (15 new replies) 16 hours ago on Mother +1
#34 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
On the plus side, there was a fairly recent fanfic in there and she told me I'm better at it now
#35 - youxbarstard (16 hours ago) [-]
I'll admit these last two comments of yours are the first comments on this site to leave me speechless.


Just...good luck out there, ya?
#36 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but I'll guess that it is
#33 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
They were in my bottom drawer, I thought it'd be enough.
How was I to know she'd open them all and move it?
#45 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
You have anymore good fallout pics? Not this one, but like the NCR one you posted
#47 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
I got a few fallout images
#49 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
Dank yo. I'm a huge collector or any pics fallout related, never seen that NCR one. Figured it'd be worth a shot. I don't need to many though, just some good reaction ones.
#51 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
I don't think I've got many more
#52 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
This is fine, I've got something current to use now. Greatly appreciated! I don't know if this means anything, but this was one of the first reactions I have from like 2010.
#54 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
If FJ's great BOS rep coments
#55 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
yee shall see this pic again one day
#53 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
Wait, I found about 3 more
#56 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
more for the blood gods
#57 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
Couldn't find #03 so take this instead
#58 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
This will bring me hours of joy and debate with my brother, thank you!
#30 - How many pages?  [+] (17 new replies) 16 hours ago on Mother +1
#31 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
About 30, and that was just the biggest one.
The others were about 10 and there was 5 or 6 of them.
#32 - youxbarstard (16 hours ago) [-]
And did you ever consider attempting to hide them?
#34 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
On the plus side, there was a fairly recent fanfic in there and she told me I'm better at it now
#35 - youxbarstard (16 hours ago) [-]
I'll admit these last two comments of yours are the first comments on this site to leave me speechless.


Just...good luck out there, ya?
#36 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but I'll guess that it is
#33 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
They were in my bottom drawer, I thought it'd be enough.
How was I to know she'd open them all and move it?
#45 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
You have anymore good fallout pics? Not this one, but like the NCR one you posted
#47 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
I got a few fallout images
#49 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
Dank yo. I'm a huge collector or any pics fallout related, never seen that NCR one. Figured it'd be worth a shot. I don't need to many though, just some good reaction ones.
#51 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
I don't think I've got many more
#52 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
This is fine, I've got something current to use now. Greatly appreciated! I don't know if this means anything, but this was one of the first reactions I have from like 2010.
#54 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
If FJ's great BOS rep coments
#55 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
yee shall see this pic again one day
#53 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
Wait, I found about 3 more
#56 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
more for the blood gods
#57 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
Couldn't find #03 so take this instead
#58 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
This will bring me hours of joy and debate with my brother, thank you!
#28 - Not typing it and then putting it in a hidden folder with a pa…  [+] (19 new replies) 16 hours ago on Mother +2
#29 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
It was printed out
#30 - youxbarstard (16 hours ago) [-]
How many pages?
#31 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
About 30, and that was just the biggest one.
The others were about 10 and there was 5 or 6 of them.
#32 - youxbarstard (16 hours ago) [-]
And did you ever consider attempting to hide them?
#34 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
On the plus side, there was a fairly recent fanfic in there and she told me I'm better at it now
#35 - youxbarstard (16 hours ago) [-]
I'll admit these last two comments of yours are the first comments on this site to leave me speechless.


Just...good luck out there, ya?
#36 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but I'll guess that it is
#33 - anotherponyaccount (16 hours ago) [-]
They were in my bottom drawer, I thought it'd be enough.
How was I to know she'd open them all and move it?
#45 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
You have anymore good fallout pics? Not this one, but like the NCR one you posted
#47 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
I got a few fallout images
#49 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
Dank yo. I'm a huge collector or any pics fallout related, never seen that NCR one. Figured it'd be worth a shot. I don't need to many though, just some good reaction ones.
#51 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
I don't think I've got many more
#52 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
This is fine, I've got something current to use now. Greatly appreciated! I don't know if this means anything, but this was one of the first reactions I have from like 2010.
#54 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
If FJ's great BOS rep coments
#55 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
yee shall see this pic again one day
#53 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
Wait, I found about 3 more
#56 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
more for the blood gods
#57 - anotherponyaccount (15 hours ago) [-]
Couldn't find #03 so take this instead
#58 - bann (15 hours ago) [-]
This will bring me hours of joy and debate with my brother, thank you!
#22 - He looks like he's already had enough of their **** . 16 hours ago on He was an infantry marine,... 0

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#14 - tarabostes (01/10/2015) [-]
Mah all-black ****** ?
#9 - youxbarstard (12/01/2012) [-]
Just when I felt I was a strong black man who don't need no woman...
#7 - anonexplains (12/01/2012) [-]
#6 - tahrah (12/01/2012) [-]
Go back to your kids, you ****** !
User avatar #5 - kimiixpyro (12/01/2012) [-]
Negro
#3 - anonyanille ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Hey!
How are you? I saw you posted a gif on my content, so I was bored, and decided to chat. :)

D-did..I take your comment virginity?..
#2 to #1 - youxbarstard (11/25/2012) [-]
Not my first account so yes and no, I also don't remember what I posted on your content.
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