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#450 - Thank you bro. I'm glad someone gets it. While I love what Ame… 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... 0
#442 - thanks anon, thats a good point. Didn't think of that. 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... 0
#241 - See and thats great how that works for y'all. Y'all have all o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... 0
#267 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean this to sound rude so please don't take it the wrong way.

America was founded on the principle of minimum federal interference. Although it was founded on that principle many things have changed and personal rights are slowly quickly diminishing on a state level especially. Take someone from New York or California to Texas and they might be amazed at all the things you can do there which we cannot do here.

In the early 1900's the government had a choice, the rights of the people or the rights of corporations. They have mainly chosen the side of corporations (think Ludlow Massacre) but individuals have taken priority to corporations to a degree. The problem is whenever individuals gain rights the federal government does it in a way that makes the federal government stronger.
User avatar #442 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
thanks anon, thats a good point. Didn't think of that.
#231 - Yeah we lack so much of that here. Nobody gives a **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... 0
User avatar #235 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
the very idea of not wanting to be with someone because of their economical status is inconciveable to any nordic except some of the snobbier rich people.
but even most rich people don't care what your salary is or where you come from.
how much you make is completely irrelevant to your love life.
unless you're a hobo... but if you're a hobo in a nordic country, you've got some sort of other problem, be it drinking, drugs, or a severe mental disorder.
#222 - well I can definitely say I'm jealous of how y'alls country ha…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... +1
User avatar #224 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
what we have here is mostly "what's best for the country in the long run", as a mentality
so whenever a politician does something that hurts the country but benefits a small group and/or themselves, it's like a political suicide.
User avatar #232 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
also the media...
it's common knowledge that the different news channels in america support the different political parties
in at least norway, it's illegal for any news corporation to get money from a political party/politician.
and we have very strickt control organs for what the media does, to make sure it's unbiased and fair.
User avatar #241 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
See and thats great how that works for y'all. Y'all have all of these laws and stuff that protect against the bullshit we have to deal with on the daily.

Problem is, our country was founded on the principle of minimum government interference. Our way of dealing with this bullshit is absolute free press, which would involve people banding together and exposing scandals and what not, but unfortunately nobody ever rallies people together to make things right.

I guess its hard for both of us to be empathetic towards the other because we live in totally different cultures and ways of life. Y'all are smaller and tighter, therefore a few more regulations are no biggie. But we're so huge and all about ourselves and personal freedoms that those of us with half a brain are always there to defend our personal freedoms.

Hope I'm not rambling on and actually making somewhat sense. I should really get back to work lol.
#267 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean this to sound rude so please don't take it the wrong way.

America was founded on the principle of minimum federal interference. Although it was founded on that principle many things have changed and personal rights are slowly quickly diminishing on a state level especially. Take someone from New York or California to Texas and they might be amazed at all the things you can do there which we cannot do here.

In the early 1900's the government had a choice, the rights of the people or the rights of corporations. They have mainly chosen the side of corporations (think Ludlow Massacre) but individuals have taken priority to corporations to a degree. The problem is whenever individuals gain rights the federal government does it in a way that makes the federal government stronger.
User avatar #442 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
thanks anon, thats a good point. Didn't think of that.
User avatar #231 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah we lack so much of that here. Nobody gives a shit about anything that doesn't concern them. Thats why our country is in decline: because of the sheer amount of apathy and the lack of nationalism. The sense of materialism here is absolutely unreal. Human nature is inevitably materialistic, but Jesus Christ, we as Americans have really raised the bar.
User avatar #235 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
the very idea of not wanting to be with someone because of their economical status is inconciveable to any nordic except some of the snobbier rich people.
but even most rich people don't care what your salary is or where you come from.
how much you make is completely irrelevant to your love life.
unless you're a hobo... but if you're a hobo in a nordic country, you've got some sort of other problem, be it drinking, drugs, or a severe mental disorder.
User avatar #223 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
well yes, it's far easier to deal with corruption and inefficiency in a lower population country, and the nordic countries have quite a small population.
#220 - I don't see it as any better because usually the government is…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... +1
User avatar #221 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
the american government is in bed with the corporations.
but the nordic ones aren't
corruption exists, but whenever it's discovered, it's the permanent end for the political career of that politician, pretty much instantly.
User avatar #222 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
well I can definitely say I'm jealous of how y'alls country handles these things. I wish our country wasn't so huge, bureaucratic and out of control.

I guess the reason this works for y'all is because y'all have a strong sense of nationalism and culture, and also because y'all have a smaller population to deal with (i assume, I don't know much about the Nordic countries).

I apologize for the amount of times I've said y'all in this post hahaha. I'm from Texas so its pretty much inevitable.
User avatar #224 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
what we have here is mostly "what's best for the country in the long run", as a mentality
so whenever a politician does something that hurts the country but benefits a small group and/or themselves, it's like a political suicide.
User avatar #232 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
also the media...
it's common knowledge that the different news channels in america support the different political parties
in at least norway, it's illegal for any news corporation to get money from a political party/politician.
and we have very strickt control organs for what the media does, to make sure it's unbiased and fair.
User avatar #241 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
See and thats great how that works for y'all. Y'all have all of these laws and stuff that protect against the bullshit we have to deal with on the daily.

Problem is, our country was founded on the principle of minimum government interference. Our way of dealing with this bullshit is absolute free press, which would involve people banding together and exposing scandals and what not, but unfortunately nobody ever rallies people together to make things right.

I guess its hard for both of us to be empathetic towards the other because we live in totally different cultures and ways of life. Y'all are smaller and tighter, therefore a few more regulations are no biggie. But we're so huge and all about ourselves and personal freedoms that those of us with half a brain are always there to defend our personal freedoms.

Hope I'm not rambling on and actually making somewhat sense. I should really get back to work lol.
#267 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean this to sound rude so please don't take it the wrong way.

America was founded on the principle of minimum federal interference. Although it was founded on that principle many things have changed and personal rights are slowly quickly diminishing on a state level especially. Take someone from New York or California to Texas and they might be amazed at all the things you can do there which we cannot do here.

In the early 1900's the government had a choice, the rights of the people or the rights of corporations. They have mainly chosen the side of corporations (think Ludlow Massacre) but individuals have taken priority to corporations to a degree. The problem is whenever individuals gain rights the federal government does it in a way that makes the federal government stronger.
User avatar #442 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
thanks anon, thats a good point. Didn't think of that.
User avatar #231 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah we lack so much of that here. Nobody gives a shit about anything that doesn't concern them. Thats why our country is in decline: because of the sheer amount of apathy and the lack of nationalism. The sense of materialism here is absolutely unreal. Human nature is inevitably materialistic, but Jesus Christ, we as Americans have really raised the bar.
User avatar #235 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
the very idea of not wanting to be with someone because of their economical status is inconciveable to any nordic except some of the snobbier rich people.
but even most rich people don't care what your salary is or where you come from.
how much you make is completely irrelevant to your love life.
unless you're a hobo... but if you're a hobo in a nordic country, you've got some sort of other problem, be it drinking, drugs, or a severe mental disorder.
User avatar #223 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
well yes, it's far easier to deal with corruption and inefficiency in a lower population country, and the nordic countries have quite a small population.
#201 - Okay that sounds great and all, but if people are paying for y…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Something to think about... +2
User avatar #268 - buriedstpatrick (08/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for staying open minded.

The northern European countries have very little corruption. Of course, this could all be a conspiracy, but it's quite apparent that that is not the case.

I can only speak for my own country, Denmark, but the general culture here is very different from America (and yes, I studied abroad in California and had an American girlfriend there, so I do get your culture). At the risk of sounding like a complete snob we are just very easy to deal with and for the most part take a lighthearted, but serious approach to our lives. There's not much drama, all the political debate is about small increments of taxes on different things that don't really matter that much. One party wants the busses to be tax paid, another thinks we can't afford it.

Meanwhile in America, people are freaking out about gay rights, social justice warriors are raging about white male privilege, the wages are below awful comparatively speaking, kids are being fed absolute tosh in the school because it's cheaper than healthy food, people need to have guns to feel safe, no one trusts the government because it is spying on everyone. America today is a country of pure fear.

We mostly trust our governments here, because we're reasonable people. If you look at our culture from the Viking age, we might have been mean motherfuckers, but we were also the cleanliest people at that time for example. We did what was necessary and toughed our way through it.

I can totally understand why you would fear all these things though. As I said, I did study abroad in the US for a semester. The teachers weren't as good, the grades were unfair (I mean, a fucking percentage on EVERYTHING you do?!), and the academic level was quite frankly very low. There was a lot of "you're accountable for your own achievements" going on, and while that is ultimately true, teachers take more of a pedagogical approach in Denmark, helping you through things. Things vary of course.
User avatar #450 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
Thank you bro. I'm glad someone gets it. While I love what America used to stand for and I love my country, I envy some qualities of the European culture. I feel that y'all are starting to be infected from the progressive bullshit and I hope y'all beat that shit away.
User avatar #204 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
i'd rather have my government run my education, than the corporations.
User avatar #220 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't see it as any better because usually the government is in bed with the corporations. By giving the government control over our education that they are paying for, you're only making it easier for them.
User avatar #221 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
the american government is in bed with the corporations.
but the nordic ones aren't
corruption exists, but whenever it's discovered, it's the permanent end for the political career of that politician, pretty much instantly.
User avatar #222 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
well I can definitely say I'm jealous of how y'alls country handles these things. I wish our country wasn't so huge, bureaucratic and out of control.

I guess the reason this works for y'all is because y'all have a strong sense of nationalism and culture, and also because y'all have a smaller population to deal with (i assume, I don't know much about the Nordic countries).

I apologize for the amount of times I've said y'all in this post hahaha. I'm from Texas so its pretty much inevitable.
User avatar #224 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
what we have here is mostly "what's best for the country in the long run", as a mentality
so whenever a politician does something that hurts the country but benefits a small group and/or themselves, it's like a political suicide.
User avatar #232 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
also the media...
it's common knowledge that the different news channels in america support the different political parties
in at least norway, it's illegal for any news corporation to get money from a political party/politician.
and we have very strickt control organs for what the media does, to make sure it's unbiased and fair.
User avatar #241 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
See and thats great how that works for y'all. Y'all have all of these laws and stuff that protect against the bullshit we have to deal with on the daily.

Problem is, our country was founded on the principle of minimum government interference. Our way of dealing with this bullshit is absolute free press, which would involve people banding together and exposing scandals and what not, but unfortunately nobody ever rallies people together to make things right.

I guess its hard for both of us to be empathetic towards the other because we live in totally different cultures and ways of life. Y'all are smaller and tighter, therefore a few more regulations are no biggie. But we're so huge and all about ourselves and personal freedoms that those of us with half a brain are always there to defend our personal freedoms.

Hope I'm not rambling on and actually making somewhat sense. I should really get back to work lol.
#267 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean this to sound rude so please don't take it the wrong way.

America was founded on the principle of minimum federal interference. Although it was founded on that principle many things have changed and personal rights are slowly quickly diminishing on a state level especially. Take someone from New York or California to Texas and they might be amazed at all the things you can do there which we cannot do here.

In the early 1900's the government had a choice, the rights of the people or the rights of corporations. They have mainly chosen the side of corporations (think Ludlow Massacre) but individuals have taken priority to corporations to a degree. The problem is whenever individuals gain rights the federal government does it in a way that makes the federal government stronger.
User avatar #442 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
thanks anon, thats a good point. Didn't think of that.
User avatar #231 - yourmomismyhostage (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah we lack so much of that here. Nobody gives a shit about anything that doesn't concern them. Thats why our country is in decline: because of the sheer amount of apathy and the lack of nationalism. The sense of materialism here is absolutely unreal. Human nature is inevitably materialistic, but Jesus Christ, we as Americans have really raised the bar.
User avatar #235 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
the very idea of not wanting to be with someone because of their economical status is inconciveable to any nordic except some of the snobbier rich people.
but even most rich people don't care what your salary is or where you come from.
how much you make is completely irrelevant to your love life.
unless you're a hobo... but if you're a hobo in a nordic country, you've got some sort of other problem, be it drinking, drugs, or a severe mental disorder.
User avatar #223 - trollmobile (08/25/2014) [-]
well yes, it's far easier to deal with corruption and inefficiency in a lower population country, and the nordic countries have quite a small population.
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