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Date Signed Up:1/30/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Content Thumbs: 10202 total,  11434 ,  1232
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Level 196 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 197 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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    Ouch Ouch
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    Would ya look at that Would ya look at that
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    Uploaded: 08/13/13
    If only this was how it was. If only this was how it was.
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    Funny and True Funny and True
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    Dayum thats clever Dayum thats clever
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    Mmmm kinky Mmmm kinky
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    Censored Censored
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    P I Z Z A P I Z Z A
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    Long But So Worth It Long But So Worth It
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    Sex Is Imminent Sex Is Imminent
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    Debit or Credit? Debit or Credit?
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    Fuckin Kids Man Fuckin Kids Man
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    Uploaded: 03/27/14
    It Was All An Elaborate Ruse It Was All An Elaborate Ruse
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    Uploaded: 11/09/13
    The Truth The Truth

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#54 - what exactly is this website?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Oh shit no wait 0
User avatar #69 - testaburger (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm going to make an educated guess and say it's shamchat.com

I dunno man, it's just a guess.
#891 - **yourmomismyhostage used "*roll rpg race*"** **yourmomismy… 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#889 - **yourmomismyhostage used "*roll rpg name*"** **yourmomismy…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #891 - yourmomismyhostage (12/21/2014) [-]
**yourmomismyhostage used "*roll rpg race*"**
**yourmomismyhostage rolls ogre**
#162 - AYY LMAO 12/16/2014 on Aliens 0
#767 - **yourmomismyhostage used "*roll cis privilege*"** **yourmo… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#64 - Good luck officer wilson 12/12/2014 on Good luck Officer Wilson 0
#873 - Atta boy. Yeah Western Civilization is ******  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Sexodus 0
#877 - ilbacondeity (12/10/2014) [-]
Ya know... It's a shame. It's b/c of shit like this (and the apollo space program) that I wish I was at my peak in the '60's...

I mean, I'm a decent lookin' guy... I'm great at putting my wiener into women and making them feel fantastic, I've never even contemplated about cheating on a woman... Hell, I actively don't even like to jerk off to porn... And all I've ever dreamed of was having a family and playing music and vidya games with them...

But no... I'm a 25 year old "privileged white male" living in New York, the home of tumblr, and the (in my opinion) hub of social justice bullshit.

I mean, it's because of shit like this that my future pick up line, that I was sure would be gold, of "Hey beby... I'm an Air Force Pilot" will now be garbage... Well, actually I think broads still dig Air Force pilots, right? (They just don't need to know I'm a drone pilot, shhh)
#862 - Sorry m8, this is just one of those things you can't tl;dr. Ev…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Sexodus 0
#872 - ilbacondeity (12/10/2014) [-]
I read it. Both parts.

<mfw so mad
#873 - yourmomismyhostage (12/10/2014) [-]
Atta boy. Yeah Western Civilization is fucked
#877 - ilbacondeity (12/10/2014) [-]
Ya know... It's a shame. It's b/c of shit like this (and the apollo space program) that I wish I was at my peak in the '60's...

I mean, I'm a decent lookin' guy... I'm great at putting my wiener into women and making them feel fantastic, I've never even contemplated about cheating on a woman... Hell, I actively don't even like to jerk off to porn... And all I've ever dreamed of was having a family and playing music and vidya games with them...

But no... I'm a 25 year old "privileged white male" living in New York, the home of tumblr, and the (in my opinion) hub of social justice bullshit.

I mean, it's because of shit like this that my future pick up line, that I was sure would be gold, of "Hey beby... I'm an Air Force Pilot" will now be garbage... Well, actually I think broads still dig Air Force pilots, right? (They just don't need to know I'm a drone pilot, shhh)
User avatar #865 - ilbacondeity (12/10/2014) [-]
I'll read it then...
#38 - This. Lets discuss, I'm genuinely curious. 12/07/2014 on Subway eat flesh 0
#78 - >balls >posting opinion as anon  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on (untitled) +3
#86 - MCmc (12/07/2014) [-]
> implying that your username some how identifies you in real life
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#6 - hbombintown (05/09/2014) [-]
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#2 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [-]
Homophobic scumbag

You're the cancer of this world
#4 to #2 - yourmomismyhostage (10/01/2013) [-]
Wow, you really showed me!
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User avatar #1 - yourmomismyhostage (01/05/2012) [-]
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