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    Ouch Ouch
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    Would ya look at that Would ya look at that
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    If only this was how it was. If only this was how it was.
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    Funny and True Funny and True
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    Dayum thats clever Dayum thats clever
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    Mmmm kinky Mmmm kinky
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    Censored Censored
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    P I Z Z A P I Z Z A
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    Long But So Worth It Long But So Worth It
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    Sex Is Imminent Sex Is Imminent
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    Debit or Credit? Debit or Credit?
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    Fuckin Kids Man Fuckin Kids Man
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    It Was All An Elaborate Ruse It Was All An Elaborate Ruse
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    The Truth The Truth

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#75 - , if this comment gets over 10,000 will you stop doing stickie… 07/11/2014 on 10,000 comments and fj... 0
#37 - Fug D 07/11/2014 on 10,000 comments and fj... 0
#22 - **yourmomismyhostage rolls 563** If trips, then stops stick…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on 10,000 comments and fj... 0
User avatar #158 - drynix (07/11/2014) [-]
**drynix rolls 925**

Here take this
User avatar #37 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Fug D
#1 - first  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on 10,000 comments and fj... +39
#555 - magicalsteve (07/11/2014) [-]
If the 10,000 person doesn't comment "last" I'll be pissed
User avatar #2005 - thekingofwubs (07/12/2014) [-]
This will be his job now. Were counting on you you'remomismyhostage
User avatar #2006 - thekingofwubs (07/12/2014) [-]
God fucking dammit.
#399 - Oh God that album IS so good though despite what I said a minu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#401 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
And to be honest with you, 21st is my favorite album by them. I like other albums n stuch, but I wen through this one time in my life and all I could listen to was 21st, and the music really touched me and helped me cope when I needed.
#392 - Yeah I really like the new Trilogy. Felt a lot more sincere th…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#398 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
I loved the hell out of their Glam era. It's not the Green Day we know and love, but it was pretty good. It was a playwright kind of album, and they did amazing with the characters in it. I love Jesus of Suburbia, it gives the in depth feel of day in the life of Jimmy. But I really love Give me Novacaine mostly.
#399 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh God that album IS so good though despite what I said a minute ago! Jesus of Suburbia is easily my favorite song off of that record
#401 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
And to be honest with you, 21st is my favorite album by them. I like other albums n stuch, but I wen through this one time in my life and all I could listen to was 21st, and the music really touched me and helped me cope when I needed.
#385 - Ah come on bro! You dislike warning? Don't like the folkiness …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#386 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong, I like Warning. It's just not up their in my fav' list. And Green Day in general (old GD anyway) they were folk punk in all. I loved that about them, the folkness of it all was amazing. It's what made them so unique in all their songs.
User avatar #392 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I really like the new Trilogy. Felt a lot more sincere than the AI and 21cb. Feel like they went back to their roots. Don't get me wrong, AI and 21cb were incredible, but it wasn't exactly 2 minute 3 chord songs that we all know and love like old green day
#398 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
I loved the hell out of their Glam era. It's not the Green Day we know and love, but it was pretty good. It was a playwright kind of album, and they did amazing with the characters in it. I love Jesus of Suburbia, it gives the in depth feel of day in the life of Jimmy. But I really love Give me Novacaine mostly.
#399 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh God that album IS so good though despite what I said a minute ago! Jesus of Suburbia is easily my favorite song off of that record
#401 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
And to be honest with you, 21st is my favorite album by them. I like other albums n stuch, but I wen through this one time in my life and all I could listen to was 21st, and the music really touched me and helped me cope when I needed.
#383 - Warning is my favorite. Love the aggression and darkness of insomniac!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#384 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Billie got the idea for the name from his son. As a new father, he would usually stay up all night and nickname his son "Insomnia", in which inspired some of his songs of where his life is today. Brain Stew was specific on that because it means he feels so tired that even the clock is laughing in his face. And Warning.. no hate, but I enjoy their songs.
#385 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Ah come on bro! You dislike warning? Don't like the folkiness of it or something? Oh well, I'm just glad you like Green Day
#386 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong, I like Warning. It's just not up their in my fav' list. And Green Day in general (old GD anyway) they were folk punk in all. I loved that about them, the folkness of it all was amazing. It's what made them so unique in all their songs.
User avatar #392 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I really like the new Trilogy. Felt a lot more sincere than the AI and 21cb. Feel like they went back to their roots. Don't get me wrong, AI and 21cb were incredible, but it wasn't exactly 2 minute 3 chord songs that we all know and love like old green day
#398 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
I loved the hell out of their Glam era. It's not the Green Day we know and love, but it was pretty good. It was a playwright kind of album, and they did amazing with the characters in it. I love Jesus of Suburbia, it gives the in depth feel of day in the life of Jimmy. But I really love Give me Novacaine mostly.
#399 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh God that album IS so good though despite what I said a minute ago! Jesus of Suburbia is easily my favorite song off of that record
#401 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
And to be honest with you, 21st is my favorite album by them. I like other albums n stuch, but I wen through this one time in my life and all I could listen to was 21st, and the music really touched me and helped me cope when I needed.
#378 - Green Day has shaped my life more than Funny Junk. I …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#379 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh same here. I've listened to them since I've first owned a MP3. I could't get off of them. I know practically every lyric of every song!

My favorite album is Insomniac.
#383 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Warning is my favorite. Love the aggression and darkness of insomniac!
#384 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Billie got the idea for the name from his son. As a new father, he would usually stay up all night and nickname his son "Insomnia", in which inspired some of his songs of where his life is today. Brain Stew was specific on that because it means he feels so tired that even the clock is laughing in his face. And Warning.. no hate, but I enjoy their songs.
#385 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Ah come on bro! You dislike warning? Don't like the folkiness of it or something? Oh well, I'm just glad you like Green Day
#386 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong, I like Warning. It's just not up their in my fav' list. And Green Day in general (old GD anyway) they were folk punk in all. I loved that about them, the folkness of it all was amazing. It's what made them so unique in all their songs.
User avatar #392 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I really like the new Trilogy. Felt a lot more sincere than the AI and 21cb. Feel like they went back to their roots. Don't get me wrong, AI and 21cb were incredible, but it wasn't exactly 2 minute 3 chord songs that we all know and love like old green day
#398 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
I loved the hell out of their Glam era. It's not the Green Day we know and love, but it was pretty good. It was a playwright kind of album, and they did amazing with the characters in it. I love Jesus of Suburbia, it gives the in depth feel of day in the life of Jimmy. But I really love Give me Novacaine mostly.
#399 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh God that album IS so good though despite what I said a minute ago! Jesus of Suburbia is easily my favorite song off of that record
#401 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
And to be honest with you, 21st is my favorite album by them. I like other albums n stuch, but I wen through this one time in my life and all I could listen to was 21st, and the music really touched me and helped me cope when I needed.
#375 - YAS I love Billie  [+] (11 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Addiction to FJ +1
#377 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Fucking Green Day, man. Love the hell out of them.
#378 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Green Day has shaped my life more than Funny Junk.

I guess this calls for a Green Day thread. Commencing dump of what few pictures I have of them.
#379 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh same here. I've listened to them since I've first owned a MP3. I could't get off of them. I know practically every lyric of every song!

My favorite album is Insomniac.
#383 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Warning is my favorite. Love the aggression and darkness of insomniac!
#384 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Billie got the idea for the name from his son. As a new father, he would usually stay up all night and nickname his son "Insomnia", in which inspired some of his songs of where his life is today. Brain Stew was specific on that because it means he feels so tired that even the clock is laughing in his face. And Warning.. no hate, but I enjoy their songs.
#385 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Ah come on bro! You dislike warning? Don't like the folkiness of it or something? Oh well, I'm just glad you like Green Day
#386 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong, I like Warning. It's just not up their in my fav' list. And Green Day in general (old GD anyway) they were folk punk in all. I loved that about them, the folkness of it all was amazing. It's what made them so unique in all their songs.
User avatar #392 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I really like the new Trilogy. Felt a lot more sincere than the AI and 21cb. Feel like they went back to their roots. Don't get me wrong, AI and 21cb were incredible, but it wasn't exactly 2 minute 3 chord songs that we all know and love like old green day
#398 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
I loved the hell out of their Glam era. It's not the Green Day we know and love, but it was pretty good. It was a playwright kind of album, and they did amazing with the characters in it. I love Jesus of Suburbia, it gives the in depth feel of day in the life of Jimmy. But I really love Give me Novacaine mostly.
#399 - yourmomismyhostage (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh God that album IS so good though despite what I said a minute ago! Jesus of Suburbia is easily my favorite song off of that record
#401 - kokanum (07/11/2014) [-]
And to be honest with you, 21st is my favorite album by them. I like other albums n stuch, but I wen through this one time in my life and all I could listen to was 21st, and the music really touched me and helped me cope when I needed.
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