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yourlifesucks

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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:10/30/2012
Last Login:5/02/2015
Location:Kansas
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Content Ranking:#1741
Comment Ranking:#10879
Highest Content Rank:#1740
Highest Comment Rank:#4904
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Content Views:78804
Times Content Favorited:99 times
Total Comments Made:562
FJ Points:2285

latest user's comments

#42 - Been having a bad day, but that made it so much better. thank you! 03/12/2015 on muh metric system! +1
#1 - What's with all the Uptown Junk song lyrics in content lately?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Livin’ it up in the city +4
User avatar #3 - mudkipfucker (03/06/2015) [-]
its stuck in my head
if you dont believe me just watch
#7 - wolfwithglasses (03/06/2015) [-]
#3 - Gah, just stop. Slowly die like the rest of the awful themed accounts. 03/06/2015 on 9 lives +2
#1 - That awful crop job..  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Muh Economy +59
User avatar #2 - dreaddune (03/06/2015) [-]
its not really that bad...
#3 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Old people when they were... +1
#17 - I love you. 02/26/2015 on babywithlips's profile 0
#8 - I couldn't give a **** either way. But most guys prefer…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Chest hair is pride. +1
User avatar #12 - trollmobile (02/01/2015) [-]
the way i see it, if a girl wants me to shave my face, she should shave her legs.
if she wants me to shave my crotch, she should shave her crotch.

cooperation is key.
#13 - Good Advice! Take note guys  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on I’m not gay, but $100,000... +7
User avatar #57 - savvasp (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't think I'll ever need the advice
#2832 - But I wanted to see your face. How'd you find out, m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #2839 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Couldn't care less.
#2162 - Link me.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
User avatar #2780 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Eh, not my responsibility.

"Since when were there so many chicks on this site?"

You're really cute, by the way.
User avatar #2832 - yourlifesucks (01/26/2015) [-]
But I wanted to see your face.

How'd you find out, magic?

Thanksbro
User avatar #2839 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Couldn't care less.
#2115 - You post a selfie and I will.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
User avatar #2117 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I did.
User avatar #2162 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
Link me.
User avatar #2780 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Eh, not my responsibility.

"Since when were there so many chicks on this site?"

You're really cute, by the way.
User avatar #2832 - yourlifesucks (01/26/2015) [-]
But I wanted to see your face.

How'd you find out, magic?

Thanksbro
User avatar #2839 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Couldn't care less.
#2091 - I guess you'll never know what it says.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #2111 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
Or you could just tell me instead of being an asshole.
User avatar #2115 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
You post a selfie and I will.
User avatar #2117 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I did.
User avatar #2162 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
Link me.
User avatar #2780 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Eh, not my responsibility.

"Since when were there so many chicks on this site?"

You're really cute, by the way.
User avatar #2832 - yourlifesucks (01/26/2015) [-]
But I wanted to see your face.

How'd you find out, magic?

Thanksbro
User avatar #2839 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Couldn't care less.
#2070 - It's me, where'd you get that presumption?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #2078 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I can't read the spoilers. I'm not sure if it's the internet or the phone, but the responses made me think your comment was just smart assy.
User avatar #2091 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
I guess you'll never know what it says.
User avatar #2111 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
Or you could just tell me instead of being an asshole.
User avatar #2115 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
You post a selfie and I will.
User avatar #2117 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I did.
User avatar #2162 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
Link me.
User avatar #2780 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Eh, not my responsibility.

"Since when were there so many chicks on this site?"

You're really cute, by the way.
User avatar #2832 - yourlifesucks (01/26/2015) [-]
But I wanted to see your face.

How'd you find out, magic?

Thanksbro
User avatar #2839 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Couldn't care less.
#2059 - I kinda thought that chair was a dildo.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
User avatar #2062 - northernpike (01/25/2015) [-]
You have a great imagination then.
#2050 - Oh, guess I never noticed. 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#2041 - since when were there so many chicks on this site?  [+] (14 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +3
User avatar #2063 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
So, that's not you?
User avatar #2070 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
It's me, where'd you get that presumption?
User avatar #2078 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I can't read the spoilers. I'm not sure if it's the internet or the phone, but the responses made me think your comment was just smart assy.
User avatar #2091 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
I guess you'll never know what it says.
User avatar #2111 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
Or you could just tell me instead of being an asshole.
User avatar #2115 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
You post a selfie and I will.
User avatar #2117 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I did.
User avatar #2162 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
Link me.
User avatar #2780 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Eh, not my responsibility.

"Since when were there so many chicks on this site?"

You're really cute, by the way.
User avatar #2832 - yourlifesucks (01/26/2015) [-]
But I wanted to see your face.

How'd you find out, magic?

Thanksbro
User avatar #2839 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Couldn't care less.
User avatar #2047 - tridaak (01/25/2015) [-]
There ain't, just guys pretending to be chicks.
But there's always been a good amount of girls on this site, just that they don't post their IRLs that much
User avatar #2050 - yourlifesucks (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh, guess I never noticed.
#2045 - anonymoose (01/25/2015) [-]
Girls? On my Funnyjunk!
#2026 - You cute doe  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#2077 - sourbewwy (01/25/2015) [-]
#111 - no thanks bro 01/24/2015 on cdmin's profile 0
#15 - Hey, I took that Gaylen Faggitt picture. It happened in my tow… 01/23/2015 on Black Twitter& Other Comp #2 -1
#37 - i really like the movie  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on yess -2
#41 - abort (12/27/2014) [-]
Why would you even like the movie at all? It only follows the first book for like a few things then turns into a fucking fanfic near the end.
#27 - Yeah, Of course. This just seems different. But really isn't. … 12/05/2014 on Deadbeat style 0
#26 - No, I am 7. Thanks tho 18, Close enough..? I…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Deadbeat style 0
#36 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
#35 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
Yes, dancing is mostly just swaying around a little or butt stuff these days.
#19 - I don't have a dick but what I have been told is that they are…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Deadbeat style 0
#22 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
Are you 12? Actually, these days make that 6.
When people say they like "dancing" 99 times in 100 they mean this bs, "grinding," dry humping each other.
User avatar #26 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
No, I am 7. Thanks tho 18, Close enough..?

I don't prefer going out dancing so I wouldn't know. But this is seriously a thing?
#36 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
#35 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
Yes, dancing is mostly just swaying around a little or butt stuff these days.
User avatar #20 - fuzzyballs (12/05/2014) [-]
the tip is sensitive
the shaft isn't

so unless she's rubbing his shorts against the tip, it's fine
you've never heard of dryhumping?
User avatar #27 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, Of course. This just seems different. But really isn't.
Thanks for educating me.
#13 - Doesn't this hurt dick?  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Deadbeat style 0
User avatar #16 - fuzzyballs (12/05/2014) [-]
how could it possibly hurt?
User avatar #19 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
I don't have a dick but what I have been told is that they are sensitive. So, if some chick is grinding her ass on it, it could hurt. Or..I don't know, honestly. It just looks like it could hurt.
#22 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
Are you 12? Actually, these days make that 6.
When people say they like "dancing" 99 times in 100 they mean this bs, "grinding," dry humping each other.
User avatar #26 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
No, I am 7. Thanks tho 18, Close enough..?

I don't prefer going out dancing so I wouldn't know. But this is seriously a thing?
#36 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
#35 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
Yes, dancing is mostly just swaying around a little or butt stuff these days.
User avatar #20 - fuzzyballs (12/05/2014) [-]
the tip is sensitive
the shaft isn't

so unless she's rubbing his shorts against the tip, it's fine
you've never heard of dryhumping?
User avatar #27 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, Of course. This just seems different. But really isn't.
Thanks for educating me.
User avatar #14 - TwiztidNinja (12/05/2014) [-]
dick is strong.
#10 - Does that feel good for that guy, or why'd they do it?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Deadbeat style 0
User avatar #11 - TwiztidNinja (12/05/2014) [-]
She is rubbing her anus on his penis which makes his penis feel good. she is just very excited about the matter at hand.
User avatar #13 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
Doesn't this hurt dick?
User avatar #16 - fuzzyballs (12/05/2014) [-]
how could it possibly hurt?
User avatar #19 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
I don't have a dick but what I have been told is that they are sensitive. So, if some chick is grinding her ass on it, it could hurt. Or..I don't know, honestly. It just looks like it could hurt.
#22 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
Are you 12? Actually, these days make that 6.
When people say they like "dancing" 99 times in 100 they mean this bs, "grinding," dry humping each other.
User avatar #26 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
No, I am 7. Thanks tho 18, Close enough..?

I don't prefer going out dancing so I wouldn't know. But this is seriously a thing?
#36 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
#35 - Ken M (12/05/2014) [-]
Yes, dancing is mostly just swaying around a little or butt stuff these days.
User avatar #20 - fuzzyballs (12/05/2014) [-]
the tip is sensitive
the shaft isn't

so unless she's rubbing his shorts against the tip, it's fine
you've never heard of dryhumping?
User avatar #27 - yourlifesucks (12/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, Of course. This just seems different. But really isn't.
Thanks for educating me.
User avatar #14 - TwiztidNinja (12/05/2014) [-]
dick is strong.

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#17 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Since you said you didn't receive your " **** you" or your bread, here's my favorite moose picture.
User avatar #5 - navywannabe (01/01/2014) [-]
SURPRISE!! What's up?
User avatar #6 to #5 - yourlifesucks (01/03/2014) [-]
Hey! Haven't talked to you in forever.

Well, (story time) I spilt tea over my keyboard so instead of typing, it enters random letters. So I haven't gotten on funnyjunk for a while. And now I am on mobily(or whatever) and its a pain in the ass so...don't think I'll be one for a while.
User avatar #7 to #6 - navywannabe (01/04/2014) [-]
Ha I know right?
Well good luck with that noise...
Did you try the compressed air for keyboards? You may have to buy a new one, though I think I'm giving you information you already know.
Mmm...tea.
User avatar #10 to #7 - yourlifesucks (01/04/2014) [-]

Hmm. It's been a few days though. Thanks though! I think I am going to buy a new computer.

Blueberry You need to login to view this link coffee or tea?
User avatar #11 to #10 - navywannabe (01/04/2014) [-]
I like both. Sweet tea is the best tea. Mocha is the best coffee. IMO
User avatar #12 to #11 - yourlifesucks (01/09/2014) [-]
Ha yeah! So what's been going on with you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - navywannabe (01/10/2014) [-]
Not a whole heck of a lot. Exercise, school, and work. How about you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - yourlifesucks (01/10/2014) [-]
Same actually. Ugh that reminds track starts soo! Do you do track?
User avatar #15 to #14 - navywannabe (01/12/2014) [-]
Nah dude.
I have my own kind of workout.
Where do you work?
User avatar #1 - navywannabe (06/20/2013) [-]
You seem like a nice dudette. Taking your comment virginity too. ^_^
User avatar #2 to #1 - yourlifesucks (06/20/2013) [-]
did I not reply to this?
hmm

thank -flaunts- i know I am pretty cool

I..I was saving that for someone..else
User avatar #3 to #2 - navywannabe (06/20/2013) [-]
Aww I'm sorry.
You'll get over it though. ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - yourlifesucks (06/20/2013) [-]
Eh
it was good for the first time i guess
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