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youraverageteenage

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/01/2010
Last Login:8/27/2015
Location:belgium
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an average teenager(not really over 18 XD)

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#1087 - **youraverageteenage used "*roll picture*"** **youraveraget… 08/06/2015 on roll for your new job 0
#171 - "so he gave his best to come home home to you." … 05/29/2015 on Did you feel that? +1
#170 - As I just said to elcreepo (cooment #129); the farmer had allr… 05/29/2015 on Did you feel that? 0
#167 - We were going to, trust me, but they had to preform an autopsy…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Did you feel that? 0
#214 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
If his crops matter to him so much (They are his livelihood so it makes sense) Destroy his crops right before he can harvest. Ruin him and his foolish selfish ways.
User avatar #174 - elcreepo (05/29/2015) [-]
That's when you all have to go to the police and say you have strong circumstantial evidence against him.

That guy just makes me so angry. The cats don't deserve that shit. If anything he needs to be firmly told to leave the neighborhood before shit goes down.
#72 - My cat passed away on August 13 2013. His name was Zimba. …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Did you feel that? +43
#217 - akabei (05/30/2015) [-]
#200 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
Fuck, man, the unexpected cases are always the worst, atleast if a vet says "This is going to happen" you can kind of prepare yourself, but in something like that you cant.

My cat died for no apparent reason, he was just laying in the sun in our driveway when I got home from my friend's house.
#201 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, not always the worst, but in my opinion they are.
#144 - thatonesmartdude (05/29/2015) [-]
#129 - elcreepo (05/29/2015) [-]
Dammit it's one thing when you know they're going to die due to a disease and it's gonna happen, it's another when someone does something like that.

I would be pressing charges. Animal abuse and all that.

I'm sorry for your loss, man.
User avatar #167 - youraverageteenage (05/29/2015) [-]
We were going to, trust me, but they had to preform an autopsy on Zimba and even then the vet said that they couldn't proove the venom was from the farmer.
How did I know it was the farmer? He had a history of shit like this. Actually 2 days later another woman from down the street came doznn to our door crying, saying she too had lost her cat (same conditions as Zimba), she heared about Zimba (she also allready had recieved a flyer in her mail concerning Zimba) so thats why she came. Then she started explaining how the farmer had allready poisened other cats down the street and it was always around the same time of the year that it happened. My guess is that he probably sprays around venom for every living thing that would endager his crops during the growth of his crops.
#214 - anon (05/30/2015) [-]
If his crops matter to him so much (They are his livelihood so it makes sense) Destroy his crops right before he can harvest. Ruin him and his foolish selfish ways.
User avatar #174 - elcreepo (05/29/2015) [-]
That's when you all have to go to the police and say you have strong circumstantial evidence against him.

That guy just makes me so angry. The cats don't deserve that shit. If anything he needs to be firmly told to leave the neighborhood before shit goes down.
User avatar #119 - infernis (05/29/2015) [-]
>What happened was that Zimba was poisened by the farmer who lived down the street

Why do some people do that? How much of an asshole can one be to just poison cats.
User avatar #170 - youraverageteenage (05/29/2015) [-]
As I just said to elcreepo (cooment #129); the farmer had allready poisened other cats down the street and it was always around the same time of the year that it happened. My guess is that he probably sprays around venom for every living thing that would endager his crops during the growth of his crops.

But I'm sure it was him, the goddamn bastard.
User avatar #92 - unfairlybanned (05/29/2015) [-]
This is worse than the actual post

I teared up, for real.

Godspeed, Zimba, you heroic bastard.
#88 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm so sorry for your loss
Poor thing must have adored you,
he felt that you could help him,
so he gave his best to come home home to you.
User avatar #171 - youraverageteenage (05/29/2015) [-]
"so he gave his best to come home home to you."

I teared up again
User avatar #86 - Awesomecarrot (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry mate
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#212 - Hitler did nothing wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on FJ Makes A Song +143
User avatar #303 - tgruica (02/18/2015) [-]
He was the savior of our nation,
the German people's greatest son.
He eliminated the barriers of class
and brought us the message of the race.

Adolf Hitler - our Führer,
Adolf Hitler - our hero.
Adolf Hitler was the greatest
Revolutionary in the world.

Jews and Freemasonry wanted
kill him again and again.
On July 20, they hamm tried it,
forever be cursed their names.

Adolf Hitler - our Führer,
Adolf Hitler - our hero.
Adolf Hitler was the greatest
Revolutionary in the world.

The Jews with their plethora of money
agitated against Germany the world's armies.
But we do not believe in suicide of our leader,
he lives on in our hearts forever.

Adolf Hitler - our Fuehrer,
Adolf Hitler - our hero.
Adolf Hitler was the greatest
Revolutionary in the world
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