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#24 - Mhm.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on nailed it +3
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#6 - I do agree. 07/17/2016 on Honestly scared for the future 0
#4 - Well as they said, this could all just be some mad man's consp…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2016 on Honestly scared for the future 0
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#5 - huntergriff (07/17/2016) [-]
I mean...this would require multiple countries to be in on it, or else there's a risk of a massive war, which would likely take place on foreign soil as well as American soil. and then the military'd start asking questions, and then...well there goes that plan, and unless the cops are truly corrupt, they wouldn't go for it once all this shit inevitably comes to light. You'd end up with an undefended american government going up against its own military, which is just going to end up bad.
#7 - kanedam (07/17/2016) [-]
not saying its legit...

but history has shown there were quite a lot of circumstances where such things happened.
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#9 - huntergriff (07/17/2016) [-]
Not to mention, that the cops wouldn't blatantly kill unarmed civilians, unless they're stupid enough to attack said cops. Hell, man I wouldn't be surprised if the police ended up deserting along with the military the moment they found out about everything. Not to mention if they cut all contact with everyone, then that goes for their bitch, the media, too. and without the media, they won't have any propaganda to spew in order to spin this retarded plan.

Hell, you'd have an easier time killing a fish than disarming every single american in this country, you'd end up with a situation not unlike that incident earlier this year where people held up in a federal reserve and had a stand off with the police.
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#8 - huntergriff (07/17/2016) [-]
It could be possible. However I think it's unlikely. It's a retarded plan. Like...That's pretty much the galactic empire, and we all saw how that turned out in 1983.
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#6 - yomamafatasfuck (07/17/2016) [-]
I do agree.
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#93 - thechosentroll (07/15/2016) [-]
Dear mother of fuck, it's like Sigmund Freud himself came back to life.
#55 - metallinka (07/15/2016) [-]
But hey! That's just a theory!
#54 - ilikepatatas (07/15/2016) [-]
oh god
glad i didn't watch that movie in my childhood
or else it would haunt me till the end of times

i just hope all she did was bathe some old guys
and if she didn't i at least hope that her age was symbolic aswell