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yomamacouch

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
Last Login:8/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3391
Highest Content Rank:#4999
Highest Comment Rank:#2656
Content Thumbs: 469 total,  599 ,  130
Comment Thumbs: 2897 total,  6353 ,  3456
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 46 Content: Sammich eater → Level 47 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 12% (12/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:35664
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:1008
FJ Points:2773

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latest user's comments

#32 - SO HAMMER YOU CAN'T SUE 08/01/2015 on Woman Screams Rape While... 0
#52 - You can tell this was made by a piece of **** stoner.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Drug Use +2
User avatar #149 - chuca (08/01/2015) [-]
Or, you know, someone who can take a joke.
User avatar #75 - darksideofthebeast (08/01/2015) [-]
Maybe, but it's still pretty god damn accurate.
#82 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
No it isn't.
#103 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
yes it is

some people bitch about kids using illegal drugs while they get drugs prescribed to them
#129 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
medicin ≠ recreational drug
#132 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
the way some people pop drug store pills to sort their lives out its almost recreational
#128 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
confirmed for piece of shit stoner
#1 - The hilarious part is that pot heads are ******* retard… 07/31/2015 on Sheriffs way of combating... +1
#32 - I'm sorry but if a man wants to run around in a dress wearing … 07/30/2015 on Opinions time -2
#3 - You ever stop and think the mother said that because he's been…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/30/2015 on :/ +488
#99 - flamingbungholio (07/31/2015) [-]
I had a pet rat who wouldn't eat anything for days finally die on me yesterday, when I looked at the body, his teeth were a complete wreck. The poor guy wouldn't let me look at them till now. I'm glad he is dead, he will no longer suffer.
#69 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
the post implies it wasnt meant like that
if this coma dewd said it like this his mother clearly didnt want the best for him
you guys are annoyin
User avatar #82 - securityexplain (07/31/2015) [-]
Its a click bait. If you've read the article, you would know that the dude clearly implied what yomamacouch said.
User avatar #38 - roddor (07/31/2015) [-]
Think about it: Would you want to hear your mother say that for any reason?
User avatar #68 - ruebezahl (07/31/2015) [-]
Probably not. But I wonder how many parents have heard "I wish I was dead" or "I wish you'd die" from their teenage kids.
#41 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
If it was literally in my best interest, yes.

It's a question of betrayal of feelings.
User avatar #32 - pyroteknyx (07/31/2015) [-]
Its a tumblr post, were you expecting intelligence or logic?
User avatar #91 - distortedflare (07/31/2015) [-]
Is it sad that I stay optimistic with tumblr in the hopes one day they will say something smart?
User avatar #19 - winstonwolfe (07/31/2015) [-]
Obviously not as if a person thought anything completely through then it definitely wouldn't find it's way onto Tumblr
User avatar #8 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2015) [-]
That's not something a mother says... a mother would sit there, day by day hoping you come back.
Not muttering words like "I hope you die"
User avatar #78 - abesimpson (07/31/2015) [-]
12 years in coma is a very long time.

Have you ever been in a similar situation for you to think that of your mother?

Bear in mind that the one in coma doesn't look like a flower as he sleeps. He's slowly degenerating, losing muscle and getting all kinds of sores as he stays still for years. That mother is seeing her son dying for 12 years.

I wouldn't blame her for losing hope and wanting it to end already.
User avatar #56 - Gandalfthewhite (07/31/2015) [-]
Idk i think a mother would realise it would be better to let their kid go than have them live as a vegetable for the rest of their lives. Some mothers wouldn't however and in films and TV they're the unreasonable hysterical mothers
#28 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
are you a mother?
User avatar #25 - musclezglassez (07/31/2015) [-]
some mothers....
User avatar #20 - kalimah (07/31/2015) [-]
That said you cant trust news and their sensationalistic titles
User avatar #17 - minorian (07/31/2015) [-]
Did you read the 12 year part?
#9 - jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrry (07/30/2015) [-]
Well look who's got a loving, functional family.,

Go, you. :p
User avatar #18 - loganmadder (07/31/2015) [-]
TFW my mother has said things like that when I was a kid because I argued with her about getting an allowance
User avatar #10 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2015) [-]
Barely, dad got kicked out cause he's a psychopath drug addict.
#14 - jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrry (07/30/2015) [-]
Well, i mostly assumed that because of your original comment.

Jumping to conclusions seems to be becoming a hobby of mine

Sorry, i should stop doing that
#55 - fecal (07/31/2015) [-]
now to the really important issues though, how do you remember the amount of r's in your name when logging in?
#63 - jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrry (07/31/2015) [-]
I dunno.

I'm good at remembering numbers, i guess?
#7 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
idc what the reason is, i never want to hear my own mother say those words
#85 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
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dont worry guys this guy will die eventually .

whether his mom wants it or not, it is very likely that he will die at some point
.
User avatar #98 - jovanlisac (07/31/2015) [-]
i hope you die
#451 - **yomamacouch used "*roll picture*"** **yomamacouch rolled … 07/30/2015 on Pony Roulette -1
#30 - What kind of cunt is so self righteous he hangs his military u…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on White Man Banned From... -28
User avatar #34 - spiritfoxsilver (07/28/2015) [-]
I mean hanging uniforms in a closet would make sense.. But on the wall like that.. Begging for more attention
#53 - shibblehiggins (07/29/2015) [-]
>Begging for attention in your own home
#11 - The music 07/28/2015 on Guy severely on drugs... 0
#5 - This was so ******* autistic holy **** 07/28/2015 on Mfw today's contemporary... -9
#7 - You would give it a hand job...?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on dat -1
#9 - MisfitsFan (07/28/2015) [-]
Maybe..

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User avatar #13 - shadowkingdr ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
why are you against sound anti-virus advice man?
User avatar #14 to #13 - advice (07/31/2015) [-]
some people are just haters
User avatar #12 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
#6 - twentyseconds (05/08/2015) [-]
sucks that u got 150- thumbs for stating something that's correct.   
   
If you curse just to piss off a cop, your a retard. You are correct in saying this...   
   
 just keep in mind that only 20% of the people who thumbed you down really think what your saying is incorrect, 80% just did it because you have negative thumbs already and jumped on the bandwagon.
sucks that u got 150- thumbs for stating something that's correct.

If you curse just to piss off a cop, your a retard. You are correct in saying this...

just keep in mind that only 20% of the people who thumbed you down really think what your saying is incorrect, 80% just did it because you have negative thumbs already and jumped on the bandwagon.
#8 to #6 - yomamacouch (05/16/2015) [-]
FUNNY LIZARD
#7 to #6 - yomamacouch (05/16/2015) [-]
Eh oh well lol I thought it would be common sense that swearing at a cop = outcome not good, it's really a no brainer
User avatar #10 to #7 - twentyseconds (05/16/2015) [-]
after looking at some of your other comments that got thumbed down... I really like ALL your opinions. Just remember that your not always wrong just because FUNNY JUNK thumbs you down...

Always keep in mind who is voting.
#11 to #10 - yomamacouch (05/16/2015) [-]
Tbh I talk A LOT of **** on this account lol
User avatar #9 to #7 - twentyseconds (05/16/2015) [-]
"oh but 'muh freedoms"

yeah people think just because they get freedoms it entitles them to needlessly be a dick with out any negative effects...
#4 - anon (01/15/2015) [-]
people get cancer cause you aer the source of it
#5 to #4 - yomamacouch (01/17/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #2 - assdoreponyfucker (09/02/2013) [-]
u vote down my content faggy
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