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yomamacouch

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
Last Login:7/22/2016
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Comment Ranking:#14470
Highest Content Rank:#4999
Highest Comment Rank:#2142
Content Thumbs: 470 total,  600 ,  130
Comment Thumbs: 3747 total,  7572 ,  3825
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 46 Content: Sammich eater → Level 47 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:36125
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:1153
FJ Points:3405

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    Doggy Style Doggy Style
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    Meanwhile in Japan Meanwhile in Japan
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    Builtfats be like Builtfats be like
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    Khardashians now selling strawberries Khardashians now selling...
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latest user's comments

#9 - I really wanna see her become pregnant just to see what her pr… 07/19/2016 on Barbie 0
#5 - Goddamn I love being white 07/07/2016 on Lord have murcielago! +3
#65 - Calm down addy I can smell your **** insecurity from all the w… 07/06/2016 on It Sucks Being A Short Guy... 0
#10 - I TURN NOW?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2016 on What happens when you... +6
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#12 - distortedflare (06/18/2016) [-]
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE
#95 - Would love to suck on dem boobies 06/16/2016 on Thumbwhorin' for a bit 0
#10 - Redbull ******* sucks. Less drink and less caffeine for more money.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2016 on Savage +9
#85 - chokebee (06/10/2016) [-]
they kinda have good cars this year though
#50 - deutschblut (06/10/2016) [-]
But it's German.

Actually, the story is funny...

The whole thing started as a semi-medical drink in Japan.

It was pirated in Thailand.

A German "tourist" sex tourist? drank it once and it cured his jet lag so he could get straight to business with the kiddies...

So he found the owner of said pirated drink, and they made an agreement that he would make the drink and sell it in Europe, and they would split the money 40-50, with 10 going to the Thai man's son.

The animals on the cover are not cow bulls, but buffaloes.

And in Asia, RedBull does not have fizz. Yuck...
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#14 - fuzzyballs (06/10/2016) [-]
they all suck
#755 - **yomamacouch used "*roll picture*"** **yomamacouch rolled … 06/06/2016 on What did you get from it? 0
#32 - Autism at its finest 06/04/2016 on My Pet Succubus -1
#3 - He's referring to the person in the actual picture not you 05/26/2016 on Cunts... +1
#2 - Preggos make me so ******* hard  [+] (13 new replies) 05/26/2016 on kissing gets you pregnant -9
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#19 - darksideofthebeast (05/26/2016) [-]
Dunno why you're being thumbed down.
Always thought this site was into a bunch of weird shit.

I'm a sexual deviant so I don't judge
:^)
#15 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Here you go
#13 - plantain (05/26/2016) [-]
#5 - postwhatevs (05/26/2016) [-]
#9 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Me too!
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#10 - nothingtodoinlife (05/26/2016) [-]
Fuck forgot to log in
#14 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Fuck forgot to log out.
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#17 - noseses (05/26/2016) [-]
fuck I'm not even involved in this display of autismo maximo
#12 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
damn forgot i logged in
#3 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Basically you thought of putting your dick as close as to the fetus.
get yourself check.
#11 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
imagine getting yer glans licked by a tiny tongue, nigga
#16 - yuichka (05/26/2016) [-]
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#8 - crazyguyindahood (05/26/2016) [-]
sex during pregnancy is actually recommended as it loosens the birth canal for easier delivery
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