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Age: 19
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Interests: alien porn
Date Signed Up:2/20/2009
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Virginia Tech Gobble gobble motherfuckers
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latest user's comments

#52 - That's unfortunate. My skills are with specific facts about nothing.  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Weapons +4
#53 - thereapercraft (8 hours ago) [-]
Well damn
#50 - intellect is my weapon care to do battle? Didn't think so  [+] (12 new replies) 9 hours ago on Weapons +34
#71 - anotherponyaccount (3 hours ago) [-]
I can still punch the self-righteousness out of them
#60 - thempc (6 hours ago) [-]
no intellect is your blsde, and science is your rifle
#59 - captainprincess (7 hours ago) [-]
intellect is no match for raw catharsis and honking
#82 - xoyv (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #74 - dreadedsin (2 hours ago) [-]
"Two naked clowns painted in an infinite room wanking and honking" - vinny pizzapasta vinesauce
#68 - chaostian (4 hours ago) [-]
Space station 13 clown is best clown.
User avatar #70 - captainprincess (4 hours ago) [-]
honk
#51 - thereapercraft (8 hours ago) [-]
Sure, name your topic. My skills are with random facts about anything and everything.
#57 - drellburda (8 hours ago) [-]
Neeto. What do you know about Diabetes Mellitus?
#58 - thereapercraft (7 hours ago) [-]
It's a disease that causes too much sugar in the blood, and also effects your bodies ability to use the energy in food. It's a lifelong disease with no know cure.
User avatar #52 - yojo (8 hours ago) [-]
That's unfortunate. My skills are with specific facts about nothing.
#53 - thereapercraft (8 hours ago) [-]
Well damn
#889 - hahahahaha <3 9 hours ago on Mods give you a vocaroo!... 0
#7 - Picture 9 hours ago on soggytoastie's profile 0
#886 - Beg me to ban you  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Mods give you a vocaroo!... 0
User avatar #889 - yojo (9 hours ago) [-]
hahahahaha <3
#382 - She mentioned me because I live in western Virginia so best ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Hook up with an FJer, TONIGHT! +1
User avatar #400 - lynix (10 hours ago) [-]
Sure. Either way sounds pretty fun.
#359 - I gotta come talk to you, apparently.  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Hook up with an FJer, TONIGHT! 0
User avatar #364 - lynix (10 hours ago) [-]
oh. Hi then. Aha
User avatar #382 - yojo (10 hours ago) [-]
She mentioned me because I live in western Virginia so best case scenario, we hit it off amazingly, get married, and die at the same time at old age in the comfort of each other's arms.
Worst case, we hate each other with such intensity that we vow to hunt each other down until only one of us is alive. Risk worth taking?
User avatar #400 - lynix (10 hours ago) [-]
Sure. Either way sounds pretty fun.
#10 - shhhhhh They haven't realized 03/27/2015 on Tales From The OC Maker... +2
#20 - He actually flagged it for gore :l  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on "Gibe Attention Pls" -McBurd +74
#55 - davidavidson Comment deleted by yojo
User avatar #25 - cmkpower (03/27/2015) [-]
He actually did it the absolute madman.
#19 - No 03/26/2015 on SCIENCE 0

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User avatar #228 - syrianassassin (03/23/2015) [-]
lol a fag
User avatar #229 to #228 - yojo (03/23/2015) [-]
ALLAHU AKBAR
User avatar #227 - lsrael (03/21/2015) [-]
you can sing the israeli national anthem too
#226 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi yojo! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
User avatar #224 - Marker (03/06/2015) [-]
IT LIIIIIIIIIVES
User avatar #225 to #224 - yojo (03/07/2015) [-]
I'M BAAAACK
SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK
#222 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #223 to #222 - yojo (03/02/2015) [-]
Why do you have these? D:
#224 to #223 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
upload via url is magical.
upload via url is magical.
#221 - mysticana (02/20/2015) [-]
Wel dun on test s

u did it

User avatar #219 - mysticana (02/14/2015) [-]
U K?


Happy Valentine's
User avatar #220 to #219 - yojo (02/14/2015) [-]
I am K-ish

y... you too?

<3
#217 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #214 to #213 - yojo (01/14/2015) [-]
Here, have a vocaroo
vocaroo.com/i/s1uneZETIljF
User avatar #215 to #214 - soggytoastie (01/14/2015) [-]
Now you've earned a compliment. Well done

Admin, Major this ****** please
User avatar #210 - maybetraffy (01/10/2015) [-]
penis
User avatar #211 to #210 - yojo (01/10/2015) [-]
Go away, Law
User avatar #208 - mysticana (01/03/2015) [-]
I called you a bastard on snapchat but you haven't opened it so I thought I'd deliver it especially.

Bastard.
User avatar #198 - katarinaismywaifu (11/03/2014) [-]
Are you a mod or some **** ?
User avatar #199 to #198 - yojo (11/03/2014) [-]
I am a mod or some **** .
User avatar #195 - masterboll (11/03/2014) [-]
i wanna become a mod
User avatar #197 to #195 - adunsaveme (11/03/2014) [-]
You need to be the very best first
User avatar #196 to #195 - yojo (11/03/2014) [-]
If we need more mods, admin will probably ask FJ as a whole. Recently people have been getting demodded at a rate of 1 or 2 per week, but we've still got mods to spare. Maybe once we weed out all the bad ones and traffic picks back up he'll ask for more.
You just gotta wait til admin or one of the head mods puts up another application.
User avatar #200 to #196 - masterboll (11/03/2014) [-]
i also want money ...lots of it
User avatar #202 to #200 - tridaak (11/03/2014) [-]
I was told something about money. Came as soon as possible
User avatar #201 to #200 - yojo (11/03/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/tridaak
Go ask this guy for money
#192 - anonshenanigans (11/01/2014) [-]
I heard you were hispanic and fit. To top that all of, have a healthy social life.

I bet you thought we wouldn't find you out lil bitch.

Pic related, mfw reading about someone like that on FJ
#193 to #192 - yojo (11/01/2014) [-]
What was that now?   
Anyway, I never said I was fit.  I do lift but I have fat left over from my obesity days.  For now.
What was that now?
Anyway, I never said I was fit. I do lift but I have fat left over from my obesity days. For now.
User avatar #194 to #193 - anonshenanigans (11/01/2014) [-]
I know that left over fat feel, its not too severe, but it's there.
User avatar #176 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
Hey bitch tits
User avatar #177 to #176 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
That's what my 4th grade teacher called me.
User avatar #178 to #177 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
Not 'disappointment'? I'm surprised.
User avatar #179 to #178 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
Aye. I was the best student ever of all time. I was also bitch tits.
User avatar #180 to #179 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
Nothing's changed then bitch tits
User avatar #181 to #180 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
You're saying I'm the best student ever of all time? <3
User avatar #182 to #181 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
I might be
User avatar #183 to #182 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
Well you're a god damn liar.
User avatar #184 to #183 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
You look a little studious. You occasionally turn up to class and snapchat me anyway.
User avatar #185 to #184 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
Show up to class? Yes.
Studious? No. I'm a procrastinator and crammer.
User avatar #186 to #185 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, you cram it all in there bby

And.. procrastinate. Mmmm.
User avatar #187 to #186 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
When the inevitable day comes where we have sex, please don't try to talk dirty.
User avatar #188 to #187 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
You can't stop me, or make me find bad revision methods less sexy
User avatar #189 to #188 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
What if I tell you Jesus is watching?
User avatar #190 to #189 - mysticana (10/14/2014) [-]
Only make it hotter.
User avatar #191 to #190 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
We think alike
User avatar #174 - leadstriker (10/13/2014) [-]
you ******* goober
User avatar #175 to #174 - yojo (10/14/2014) [-]
Thanks for your comment. Have a nice day.
User avatar #159 - mysticana (09/14/2014) [-]
Oh, **** , you're online
User avatar #160 to #159 - yojo (09/14/2014) [-]
No I'm not
User avatar #162 to #161 - yojo (09/14/2014) [-]
Hey there are two anons watching us. What do we do?
User avatar #163 to #162 - mysticana (09/14/2014) [-]
Act casual man, they don't know what we've done
User avatar #165 to #163 - yojo (09/14/2014) [-]
I don't like being watched.
User avatar #166 to #165 - mysticana (09/14/2014) [-]
They're multiplying

Yes you do bby ;);)
User avatar #167 to #166 - yojo (09/14/2014) [-]
holy **** there are 8. What is happening?? we're being ambushed!!

O u no me 2 well ;)
User avatar #168 to #167 - mysticana (09/14/2014) [-]
Or it's the same one. So stalker or deadly ambush

User avatar #169 to #168 - yojo (09/14/2014) [-]
Ugh, but I already have you. I don't need any more stalkers.

User avatar #170 to #169 - mysticana (09/14/2014) [-]
Like you'd want it any other way

Also nice comment n.
User avatar #171 to #170 - yojo (09/14/2014) [-]
I think we scared them away.

wat?
User avatar #172 to #171 - mysticana (09/14/2014) [-]
Nah it's just because you smell

169. Ha.
User avatar #173 to #172 - yojo (09/14/2014) [-]
shuddup

shuddup
User avatar #153 - tehbestever (09/07/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #154 to #153 - yojo (09/07/2014) [-]
you stupid ********
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