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yiffcario

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Tell me some good Skyrim mods. Gameplay enhancers not graphical, I'm lucky my laptop can even run it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Pretty much everything.
Video Games Played: Pretty much everything.
X-box Gamertag: Get to know me.
Interests: Furry, Video Games, Pokemon, art, other people, stuff
Date Signed Up:6/07/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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latest user's comments

#359 - Just got Skyrim for PC, modding it now. Steam had it on sale, … 2 hours ago on What games are you playing... 0
#9781 - 2muchwork Bought Skyrim on steam cuz it was on s… 5 hours ago on grimmwaters's profile 0
#221 - I neglected the l. Because plants keep vegans alive, and v… 10 hours ago on maybehuman's profile 0
#9777 - Ohstopityou.jpg Hey what's up?  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on grimmwaters's profile 0
#9779 - grimmwaters (9 hours ago) [-]
Lol I just woke up, but not much aside from weekends full of work.

How bout you?
#9781 - yiffcario (5 hours ago) [-]
2muchwork


Bought Skyrim on steam cuz it was on sale, and figured if and when I get a better PC shit will be cash, but hey it actually runs on this laptop, but its not as pretty as I'd like.
Tell me some good mods. I may or may not have made my Khajiit girl sexier
#219 - I don't wear pants.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on maybehuman's profile 0
User avatar #220 - majormayor (11 hours ago) [-]
I said "plants for hire."
#221 - yiffcario (10 hours ago) [-]
I neglected the l.
Because plants keep vegans alive, and vegans suck.

BS skill off the charts
#15796 - NPCs are your friends. 04/24/2015 on yiffcario's profile 0
#15794 - Picture 04/23/2015 on yiffcario's profile 0
#15793 - Omg I fukken love Dunkey. 04/23/2015 on yiffcario's profile 0
#15792 - You never played it before? Scrub.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on yiffcario's profile 0
User avatar #15795 - bluenebula (04/23/2015) [-]
Nope. I have a life, so I never had the time to start it. That, and I don't normally play games alone. When I play games, I'm always playing with friends.
#15796 - yiffcario (04/24/2015) [-]
NPCs are your friends.
#26 - Why is Shaggy in the Dark Ages?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Huge fact comp #6 +108
User avatar #222 - schnitzelwagen (04/24/2015) [-]
They tried to sentence Scooby, and he was going to get stoned.
Ofcourse Shaggy couldn't miss that out.
#61 - imnotawesome (04/24/2015) [-]
Because he got so stoned he went from the Dank Age to the Dark Ages.
#52 - arthasthegreat (04/24/2015) [-]
Maybe he was a witch and turned one of his enemies into a talking dog. plot twist

Comments(7094):

[ 7094 comments ]
Latest users (2): lapsushominum, yiffcario, anonymous(2).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#15758 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by yiffcario
Hey, feel free to drop a comment.

Or contact me through one of these:

Snapchat: thefurgamer
Kik: thefurgamer
Steam: YiffCario
Skype: YiffCario

Talk to me anytime.
#15786 to #15785 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh my ******* god.
He got me.
#15787 to #15786 - bluenebula (04/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, he makes YouTube videos of GreenTexts. They're pretty good mang.   
   
SO WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, FAGGOT?
Yeah, he makes YouTube videos of GreenTexts. They're pretty good mang.

SO WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, FAGGOT?
#15788 to #15787 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
His voice tho.

Just quit my job I had for a few days cuz not into it. Getting a job is easy tho so it's cool.
Might play Civ in a sec.

You?
#15789 to #15788 - bluenebula (04/23/2015) [-]
His voice is godly. He does music too.   
   
What was your job?   
   
I'm good. About to take off to grab someone and go to a party, so I'm looking forward to that.
His voice is godly. He does music too.

What was your job?

I'm good. About to take off to grab someone and go to a party, so I'm looking forward to that.
#15790 to #15789 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool.

In the backroom of a pretty cool store. I unloaded trucks, moved boxes, priced **** . Wasn't hard.

Sounds sweet, turn up ***** .
#15791 to #15790 - bluenebula (04/23/2015) [-]
I'mma take off. On an unrelated note, I started playing Skyrim recently. 10/10 g8 game
I'mma take off. On an unrelated note, I started playing Skyrim recently. 10/10 g8 game
User avatar #15793 to #15791 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Omg I fukken love Dunkey.
#15792 to #15791 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
You never played it before? Scrub.
User avatar #15795 to #15792 - bluenebula (04/23/2015) [-]
Nope. I have a life, so I never had the time to start it. That, and I don't normally play games alone. When I play games, I'm always playing with friends.
#15796 to #15795 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
NPCs are your friends.
User avatar #15768 - maybehuman (04/22/2015) [-]
what up? p.s. I leave in 6 minutes
#15770 to #15768 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Was at work. clicked notifs, made sure to reply then so I wouldn't forget when I got home.
User avatar #15771 to #15770 - maybehuman (04/22/2015) [-]
no problem. how was work?
#15772 to #15771 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Meh, it went fast but still meh.

How you doin?
User avatar #15773 to #15772 - maybehuman (04/22/2015) [-]
stressing, project due tomorrow, started today...
#15774 to #15773 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Procrastination!
You'll be fine.
What's it on?
User avatar #15775 to #15774 - maybehuman (04/22/2015) [-]
contraception and abortion in Canada.
#15776 to #15775 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh. Didn't expect anything like that.
Do an interactive project. Don't do that.
User avatar #15777 to #15776 - maybehuman (04/22/2015) [-]
male nursing student... 12 pages minimum...
#15780 to #15777 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Dat notif I didn't get for this.

12 pages.
Haha time to fake your death.
#15783 to #15782 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Nice job.
User avatar #15784 to #15783 - maybehuman (04/23/2015) [-]
copie pasta is fun.
#15757 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Music related Photoshop creations.

A Day To Remember
#15761 to #15760 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Fall Out Boy
#15762 to #15761 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Grateful Dead
#15763 to #15762 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Grateful Dead
User avatar #15765 to #15764 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Only posted the ones I liked. I need to make more.
User avatar #15698 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #15740 to #15698 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Sure thing.
#15721 to #15698 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
They're soooo goooooood.
#15699 to #15698 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Hey what's up?
User avatar #15700 to #15699 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
Just going to take on an adventure again on the top uploads.
#15701 to #15700 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Not too many good things there.
Only thing I recall worth seeing is that Sims FJ life.
************ recently pepsi'd in it.
RIP in pepperoni Muddy.
#15706 to #15704 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I'll rip you.
#15722 to #15706 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
Leave my senpai ************ alone yiffcario
#15723 to #15722 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
You cannot stop me.
#15730 to #15725 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
When ya lewd game too strong ****** gotta log off.
#15727 to #15725 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
But kippy
#15745 to #15744 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Same! I never get to use my lewd pics, and I have quite a few.
#15724 to #15723 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
Forgive me for this......
Forgive me for this......
#15726 to #15724 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Wood jutsu won't do anything to someone who has wood so often.
#15729 to #15728 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
You know it was good.
#15734 to #15733 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
idfk gimme a sec.
#15736 to #15735 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
People didn't tag it conveniently so I can't find it without taking a lot of time.
Highest possible sources would be e621 and pixiv.
#15702 to #15701 - pepperoni (04/14/2015) [-]
Thank you for the mention you ******* cunt, have some fluffy pokemons
#15703 to #15702 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Adorable.
#15707 to #15705 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
What about life outside FJ? How's that going?
#15708 to #15707 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
Now I am sad...........
#15709 to #15708 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Lol don't be man. That's me too.
I was just asking for sake of conversation, like if you had played any good games or seen a movie or anything.
#15710 to #15709 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
Life's been trying to trip me badly man.   
Yet that won't be enough to make me fall down.
Life's been trying to trip me badly man.
Yet that won't be enough to make me fall down.
#15711 to #15710 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Why what's going on?
#15712 to #15711 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
**knightgiver used "*roll picture*"**
**knightgiver rolled image**
**** .
#15713 to #15712 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Might help to talk about it but alright man.
#15715 to #15714 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
>Isis Pikmin.

What.
User avatar #15716 to #15715 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
It's Olimar's new bacl Pikmin.
#15717 to #15716 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Olimar has become too strong.
#15718 to #15717 - knightgiver (04/14/2015) [-]
As if Captain Falcon wasn't strong enough.
#15719 to #15718 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
It's all about Ike and Lucario tho.
#15743 to #15697 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]

Time passes by, direction unknown.
You've left us now, but we're not alone.
Before you know it, your cup's overflown.
You measure no one that I've ever known.

And it's quite alright.
And goodbye for now.
Just look up to the stars,
and believe who you are,
'cause it's quite alright.
And so long, goodbye.

We always knew that it'd come to this.
It's times like these I forget what I miss.
Matters of heart are hard to address.
Especially when yours is full of emptiness.

And it's quite alright.
And goodbye for now.
Just look up to the stars,
and believe who you are,
'cause it's quite alright.
And so long, goodbye.

Time passes by, direction unknown.
You've left us now, but we're not alone.
Before you know it, your cup's overflown.
You measure no one that I've ever known.

And it's quite alright.
And goodbye for now.
Just look up to the stars,
and believe who you are,
'cause it's quite alright.
And so long, goodbye.
User avatar #15689 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
<insert text here>
#15690 to #15689 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Ay bby.
How you be?
User avatar #15691 to #15690 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
I have done nothing but play Dwarf Fortress the entire week. I don't know how to classify that.
#15692 to #15691 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
I noticed you playing it a lot. What is it?

I went to East Coast Comicon today. That's where I got that mask.
User avatar #15693 to #15692 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
You don't know what Dwarf Fortress is? It's literally the most complex game ever made. Like, nothing else even compares.

Bby, if you were going to a pleb convention, you should have come to Anime Matsuri with me! I went last week. Well, technically I never 'went', I just ended up there. That's where I got that picture with the fursuiters I showed you.
#15694 to #15693 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Elaborate.

How could I get there tho? Plus didn't you sneak in??
I'm not so into anime nor comics, but it was cheap and sounded fun. Anthrocon is where it's at.
User avatar #15695 to #15694 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
It procedurally generates the entirety of history at the start of the game and then generates it in real-time while you're playing. And by 'the entirety of history', I mean it literally tracks the movements of every ant. On the entire continent. Look it up on Wikipedia or something. It uses text-based graphics, but I doubt your computer could even play it. Once my fortress gets any respectable population, my framerate drops to ~40, so I can't imagine what it'd be like for you.

Yeah, I did. Getting here wouldn't be so hard, you'd just have to one-up me and sneak onto a plane! And I'm not into anime much either, but I literally bought all their Pokemon plushies!
#15696 to #15695 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
That sounds absolutely ridiculous.

They had some at the con today, but ehhhhhhhhhhhh couldn't bring myself to buy any.
#15686 - perdhapley (04/11/2015) [-]
Giving out shout outs to all my fans
across fj
take your time, hurry up yiffcario
the choice is yours, don't be late.
Florida misses you.

This is Perd Hapley. not minding my own business.

#15687 to #15686 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
I was out for the majority of my day Perd.
User avatar #15554 - maybehuman (04/02/2015) [-]
what can I say I like a lot of types of music, and I guess soft music like that is something I like even more.
User avatar #15672 to #15554 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
App.
Take pics or vids, max 10 seconds long, and send with some text.
User avatar #15683 to #15672 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
good night ******* .
#15684 to #15683 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
G'night.
User avatar #15673 to #15672 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
checking....
#15674 to #15673 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Waiting....
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User avatar #15675 to #15674 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
it needs access to my profile and contacts and location...sorry I'm very technophobic.
User avatar #15678 to #15675 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
I SAW THAT
User avatar #15679 to #15678 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
yes I wanted you to, yes I'm paranoid... I would rather cross a hungry wolf than meet new ppl.
User avatar #15682 to #15679 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
That's your snapchat name?
You coulda PM'd it you know.
#15677 to #15675 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
***** , I'm a paranoid mother ****** but it's fine.
User avatar #15680 to #15677 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
dude your folder on Cairo is beautiful, this pic is so nice.
#15681 to #15680 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #15651 to #15554 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Basically.
User avatar #15652 to #15651 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
damn, is your uncle a collector?
User avatar #15653 to #15652 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Ya
User avatar #15654 to #15653 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
nice, what's his focus on?
User avatar #15655 to #15654 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
He just gets guns, rifles, pistols, shotguns, etc
User avatar #15656 to #15655 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
and what is your view on that/ on guns?
User avatar #15657 to #15656 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
I want a license and get some.
He plans to just give me some when I get it.
#15659 to #15658 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Aw yiss.


Unrelated I just never get to use it.
#15660 to #15659 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
what about knives?
#15661 to #15660 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
I have too many ******* swords, knives, maces, daggers, shuriken, etc
User avatar #15664 to #15661 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
p.s. this be pimping done right.
#15662 to #15661 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
wow, maybe send me a pic one day and I'll buy some
wow, maybe send me a pic one day and I'll buy some
#15663 to #15662 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Dude I'm looking to sell too.

I wanna get rid of Zangetsu, Zabuza's sword, and prolly some others.
User avatar #15665 to #15663 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
long sword? katana? suriken, trench blades?
#15666 to #15665 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Trench blade? As in trench knife? Don't have one of them, haven't found one nice enough for me to want it.

I have a 4 set of Katanas, well you can get technical cuz only one of them is a katana but you know what I mean. I don't want them, dude who gave them to me had them in **** condition.
I have shuriken I sad that.
I ain't selling my long sword, that thing is my main pic for Zombie apocalypse. Two hander or one hander, its that light. ******* love it. Keeping Keyblade and prolly both Master swords too.
User avatar #15667 to #15666 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
did you know they made a combat katana? deep blood grooves, no hand guard and carbon sheath. nice long sword is best. anyway like I said, when you'll have the time send me pics of what you want to sell or just show off
#15668 to #15667 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Sexy.

Have snapchat?

Most of my small stuff including the mace, are in a box under my bed, too lazy to get that.
#15669 to #15668 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
no snap chat, sorry.
#15670 to #15669 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]


It'd be the most convenient way for me to send pics.
User avatar #15671 to #15670 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
? pic ? what is snapchat?
#15555 to #15554 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I can suggest some songs.
User avatar #15556 to #15555 - maybehuman (04/02/2015) [-]
Please do.
#15557 to #15556 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz
U Had Me @ Hello - A Day To Remember
If It Means A Lot To You - A Day To Remember
Drops of Jupiter - Train
Calling All Angels - Train
Don't You Ever Forget About Me - Sleeping With Sirens
James Dean & Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens (adorable song!)
Scene Two Roger Rabbit - Sleeping With Sirens
Stomach Tied In Knots - Sleeping With Sirens
With Ears To See and Eyes To Hear - Sleeping With Sirens

That's all soft stuff.
User avatar #15624 to #15557 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
thanks, was good music choices.
User avatar #15623 to #15557 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz ................nice
I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz ........
U Had Me @ Hello - A Day To remember :|
If It Means A Lot To You - A Day To Remember....damn I didn't search it....will check later
Drops of Jupiter - Train ...meh
Calling All Angels - Train ...so so
Don't You Ever Forget About Me - Sleeping With Sirens ... yes
James Dean & Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens (adorable song!) ..meh
Scene Two Roger Rabbit - Sleeping With Sirens ...and the movie was good too.
Stomach Tied In Knots - Sleeping With Sirens ....
With Ears To See and Eyes To Hear - Sleeping With Sirens... (:
#15625 to #15623 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Seems like you didn't like most of them.
User avatar #15626 to #15625 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
aww don't give me that, I liked most of them.
but the listening period was beside the tv with my parents watching person of interest.
had a hell of a weekend... how was yours?
#15627 to #15626 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Most were meh, dots or ":l"
I don't know what music you like

I didn't do much, ate candy and now I feel fat, played Dragonball Xenoverse, and listened to music. Nothing too exciting.

Why was yours a hell of a weekend?
User avatar #15628 to #15627 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
all week cleaning house for guests, Friday no school but work, 6:30 a.m. take care of animals, clean house, leave for work at 12:30, finish work at 10:00 p.m. get home and shower and in bed at 12:00. Saturday... get up at 6:30 a.m. leave for work until 6:30 pm get home shower, great guests, eat, leave for pool game with friends at dooleys, play and get home at 1:00 am. Sunday...the phone goes off, neighbor need our cars moved (long story) get dad to move my car and back to bed, 7:30 guest baby starts crying, 8:00 get ready for work. work from10:00 am to 6:00 pm get home, eat, feed animals, **** the shower, bed, Monday... 6:00 habit, look at clock, remember I have nothing, sleep more. 7:00 sisters alarm goes off, she's not in her room, close it, 9:30 get out of bed, see sister cleaning the barn, must help, finish at 11:00, study nd eat until 5:00, music, tv, fj...

calm your tits, I said I like most of your music, I range to classical in my car to five fingered death punch, mood makes me choose my music.
#15630 to #15628 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Way too much work holy hell.

My tits will rage and thrash.
My music taste is everywhere too. But those were soft like the first song I linked.
User avatar #15631 to #15630 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
tea for the tiller man, cat Stevens
father and son, cat Stevens
misses Robinson, Simon and garfunkel
hotel California, eagles
when the music died, ???
#15632 to #15631 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
>When the music died

You didn't just do that.

American Pie - Don Mclean
User avatar #15634 to #15632 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
thanks, couldn't remember.
#15635 to #15634 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Can't believe you called it that tho
#15639 to #15637 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Oi you wanna go m8?
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User avatar #15645 to #15641 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
"09/04/15"
Wot
User avatar #15646 to #15645 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
future remember... **** I thought...I dunn **** up m8
User avatar #15647 to #15646 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Noice one
User avatar #15644 to #15641 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
ooooooooooooooo a guuuun
soooooo scurred m80
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User avatar #15649 to #15648 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
My uncle has you beat by a lot.
But I want that bottom gun.
User avatar #15558 to #15557 - maybehuman (04/02/2015) [-]
ill give you a heads up on Monday night, this is going to be a very long weekend for me.
thanks.
User avatar #15603 to #15558 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Like any so far?
User avatar #15604 to #15603 - maybehuman (04/04/2015) [-]
sorry just came back from work, in bed it's 12:09 sisters having sex in next room to my left and crying baby in room to my right. I can't listen to nothing... like I said, maybe by Monday I'll be able to give a response.
#15605 to #15604 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Plot twist, the crying and the sex are from the same room. Ohgod.

Not even a single song? Wow you're crazy busy.
User avatar #15606 to #15605 - maybehuman (04/04/2015) [-]
lol if I know my sis well enough if there's to be crying it would be her bf.
yup, I really should be sleeping but fj help gives me a boost.
#15607 to #15606 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
They must be trying anal.
So FJ is your drug.
User avatar #15608 to #15607 - maybehuman (04/04/2015) [-]
as I say clowns to the left of me jokers to the right, here I am stuck on fj with you.
#15609 to #15608 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
I made a pegging joke just want that to be clear.

Good song.
I'm on all the time so I'm no better.
#15629 to #15609 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
oh, sorry didn't get it, was wery tiered

p.s. the guy in the kissing booth was getting married, we had fun.
#15633 to #15629 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]


Sounds like it was a good time.
User avatar #15636 to #15633 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
what... I'm slow sorry

I got most of the guys to go kiss him for **** and giggle's, he was giving out condoms too,
User avatar #15638 to #15636 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
butpegging

dasgay but funny tho.
User avatar #15640 to #15638 - maybehuman (04/07/2015) [-]
but I'm straight...how was I supposed to understand pegging joke

true but I don't think anyone actually put lips on him, just got real close and awkward.
User avatar #15643 to #15640 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
So am I. Pegging is a gay thing m8, in fact, it's a girl ******* a guy with a strap on, so, that's just a straight thing.

Lol.
User avatar #15610 to #15609 - maybehuman (04/04/2015) [-]
12:30 need sleep, sorry, next time I'll stay longer to chat...
#15611 to #15610 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
12:26! How's the future?

It's cool mang.
G'night.
#15559 to #15558 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Haha no problem.
#15552 - mudkipfucker (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought we were already friends
weird
#15553 to #15552 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Well we are now.
#15551 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
"Your life today is the result of your attitudes and choices in the past. Your life tomorrow will be the result of your attitudes and the choices you make today."

"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."

"There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living."

"Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay."

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
User avatar #15511 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
so how are ya fuz butt.
User avatar #15538 to #15511 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Find the Cathedral and do rituals with the Gargoyle, you can also recruit Jojo who allows you to train and meditate which reduces your corruption by a lot.
#15537 to #15511 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah imps try to do that. Don't go into any dungeons unless you're strong enough. You die there, you die for real.
User avatar #15539 to #15537 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
I don't want to die.
#15540 to #15539 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Lol, dying outside of a dungeon just makes you get raped. Die in a dungeon tho and you pepsi.
User avatar #15541 to #15540 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
oops got to restart pressed new character by mistake, ok I not gonna do a play by play soo, see you later.
User avatar #15542 to #15541 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
See ya.
User avatar #15543 to #15542 - maybehuman (04/01/2015) [-]
I finished it... I got raped sooooo many times... was fun.
User avatar #15545 to #15543 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
It is a fun game.
#15512 to #15511 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Pretty good, just woke up.
You?
User avatar #15514 to #15512 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
what do you have to do today?
#15515 to #15514 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Going into a recruitment office so my friend can go home early.
Other than, I don't have anything that I "have" to do.
Might hit the gym tho.
User avatar #15516 to #15515 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
that's a nice pic.
well from my financial stand point I think ill only be able to go to anthro-con next year.
how many times have you gone?
#15517 to #15516 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Well once is better than none.
4 times I think. Going this year too.
User avatar #15518 to #15517 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
on a side note I got to make a report on the possibility of the declination of the American army, do you have any good sites or books to recommend? I need to have a general qty of arms as time goes by, number of troops, medical evolution... stuff like that.
#15519 to #15518 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
I have no recommendations. I don't know much about the military. Sorry.
User avatar #15520 to #15519 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
darn...guess I could always go on /k/
#15521 to #15520 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Using 4chan as a reliable source of information. Have fun with that.

Just google what kind of info you need.
User avatar #15522 to #15521 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
but I don't want tooooo.
no class, fun time, no work.
#15523 to #15522 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Fun times eh? I heard this, uhh gaming site, You need to login to view this link has lots of fun stuff. Fun games good times yeah, cuz it's a gaming site, for games.
User avatar #15524 to #15523 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
you little **** im in a computer class, do you really think I don't know about THAT site has special games.
#15525 to #15524 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
It's full of games. So what if you're in class? Play games with them.
User avatar #15526 to #15525 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
ok, give me a game I can play and I will.
User avatar #15528 to #15527 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
im filling it out and im afraid to start playing but here goes.
#15529 to #15528 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Honestly though, once I got past all the explicit stuff, it's actually a fun RPG.
I've spent more time leveling up and boosting my stats than I have doing other things.
#15534 to #15532 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Do NOT let your corruption bar get filled. Try to keep it at zero.
User avatar #15536 to #15534 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
and how do I keep it down?
User avatar #15535 to #15534 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
ok thanks, right now im in the demon world and almost got raped by an imp. lol wut.
User avatar #15530 to #15529 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
how do I do anything? all I see is the next button.
#15531 to #15530 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Hit next through the intro after creating your character. I never read the intro anyway, wayyyyy toooo looooong.
User avatar #15533 to #15531 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
I just finished lol
User avatar #15513 to #15512 - maybehuman (03/31/2015) [-]
at school class got cancelled so naturally instead of studying im on fj.
User avatar #15508 - nought (03/30/2015) [-]
nice username?
#15509 to #15508 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Are you asking me or telling me?
User avatar #15612 to #15509 - nought (04/04/2015) [-]
um...
#15613 to #15612 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Didn't think that far ahead?
User avatar #15614 to #15613 - nought (04/04/2015) [-]
......nice profile
#15615 to #15614 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Thank you!
#15616 to #15615 - nought (04/04/2015) [-]
**nought used "*roll picture*"****nought rolled image** a lot of pictures
**nought used "*roll picture*"**
**nought rolled image** a lot of pictures
#15617 to #15616 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
I enjoy using images when conversing.
#15618 to #15617 - nought (04/04/2015) [-]
I see
I see
#15619 to #15618 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
I feel it adds more to the conversations and the profile, more lively I suppose.
#15510 to #15506 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
It's awesome you're getting into them though.
#15507 to #15506 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Irresistible is bettah.
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