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|#39 - starting basic training for the navy in September, any advice? [+] (50 new replies)||07/23/2016 on Combat Dump||+97|
#248 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
From a fellow sailor (Corpsman) to a future sailor. Remember that bootcamp is just 2 months. Just don't be dumb and follow the rules. You'll enjoy field day (quiet times), weekends (where you shine your shoes and write letters), and when you earn flags for your division (so you dont embarass yourself in front of your family in the future). Also learn how to run 1.5 miles in under 12 mins and 30 seconds. It's easy and they dont really punish you that much but for the love of GOD PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SWIM IF YOU WANT TO GRADUATE ON TIME. 1) Learn how to float for 5 minutes, 2) Dont be a pussy during the platform dive 3) DO NOT TRY ANY FANCY SHIT THEY WANT TO SEE YOU FOLLOW RULES 4) Accomplish this on the first day or you'll be wasting your time waking up early every morning and sacrificing sleep (it'll suck).
#240 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Everyone is black in the military?
#232 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Try your hardest not to be a straight white male.
#152 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
Breathe in and breathe out, don't eat like an idiot, learn how to run
Source: active duty navy from 2007-2011, now I'm army. My wife joined last year, and now they get tablets and the Internet in boot camp. She could have replaced herself with a pillow with a wig on half the time she was in boot and still passed
#249 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Ah she was part of a good division i see. Rarely do i see other RDCs letting their division go to recruit haven. Kudos
#226 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
So was my friend. You had to do twice as much work as other divs. I spent my boot experience sweeping dust bunnies with my happy sock, you had to actually work and drill.
My buddy got locked in because he raised his hand when they asked him if he knew how to play an instrument- trumpet, when he was 10. I was drums, piano and guitar but I'm also smart. He wasn't.
#218 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Well tell the sandniggers to stop blowing up shit then.
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#126 - propanex (07/23/2016) [-]
buy ziplock bags when you get to the store before you go to barracks... put all your shit in those bags... so when black friday rolls around and they dump all your shit you aint gotta sit there for 50 minutes organizing everything... of course this is a two sided sword. DI's dont like that and they'll bust your balls more
#253 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
You will never get dropped to do push-ups when you mess up. You will get a little piece of paper signed saying how bad you've been. (I have no idea, i'm in the navy lol)
#216 - Digitalphear (07/23/2016) [-]
Bro, it's a fucking joke now, trust me. I went through basic 3 1/2 almost 4 years ago. Back then is when shit slowly started to change and get easier and easier. Our MTI's didnt' give a fuck then though, we still got our shit pushed in. Now, thought, think of it as 8 weeks of daycare in Texas. Actually nah it's not even 8 weeks now, it's like 7 weeks, the last week is called "Airmans week" or some pussy shit like that. It's a joke. But message me if you have any questions, I'll tell you the real shit that your recruiter probably wont.
#80 - recoveryone (07/23/2016) [-]
Don't get caught checking out female Recruit Division Commanders. Become the "Religious Petty Officer" so you can fuck off to the Chapel pretty often and don't have to deal with a lot of bullshit(no RDCs at the Chapel, also, there's females there). Also, I hope you're good at folding clothes and shit.
#181 - recoveryone (07/23/2016) [-]
From my understanding because of how "controlled" RTC is(it's all been rehearsed) a lot of "You won't believe what the fuck happened in boot" was pre-planned and re-occurs fairly often. The RDCs are always in complete control, they've been doing that shit for over 100 years, it's pretty much down to a science.
#254 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Also lots of lesbians too now, so don't get your hopes up thinking you're the only heterosexual there lol
#105 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
#149 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
Bad advice. It's always packed, you get kicked out for no reason, your transferable civilian skills are nil, and it's impossible to advance because there's too many people.
Source: been in and out of the military for 10 years in both the army and the navy. Most our transfers were from the Air Force for that reason or the marines because they'd like to have knees when they're older (or a couple coasties because shit got hectic when they actually went to the coast- easier to fall off smaller boats, and they actually murder drug dealers on the reg).
Yeah it's better while you're still in the military but you're fucked if things go south and for the rest of your life pretty much (navy, marines and coasties: unusual skills and high paying jobs, lots of opportunities for living in coastal areas, make good grades; army: wind up making it more often than not, somehow end up with higher paying "regular" jobs than the other branches, happier overall, marriages last longer).
#251 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
AND IF THEY SAY "HYDRATE" YOU DUN FUCKED UP
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