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#42 - I can also only flag comments with images.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/13/2014 on jettective's profile 0
#43 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
yourmomscunt posted images
User avatar #44 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Yessir.
#45 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #46 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Enjoy yourself, man.
#47 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Do you want a mention in my obit for your awesomeness?
User avatar #48 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Do as you please, I can't ask for anything. Just have fun while you still can.
#49 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
okay...i threw you in there. you deserve it, champ, if it ever gets uploaded, youll see your name and users will celebrate you
User avatar #50 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
You're awfully calm. Does the pancreatic carcinoma hurt?
#52 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
im calm because im used to the pain
User avatar #53 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, man. Do you mind if I add you on this account?
#54 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Go ahead ill be around
User avatar #55 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I will remember you, man.
#56 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Remember me by a funny dick joke and a beer
#40 - As the lowest level mod, it may get unflagged.  [+] (15 new replies) 03/13/2014 on jettective's profile 0
#41 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
By the time it's unflagged people will no longer see it
User avatar #42 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I can also only flag comments with images.
#43 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
yourmomscunt posted images
User avatar #44 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Yessir.
#45 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #46 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Enjoy yourself, man.
#47 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Do you want a mention in my obit for your awesomeness?
User avatar #48 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Do as you please, I can't ask for anything. Just have fun while you still can.
#49 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
okay...i threw you in there. you deserve it, champ, if it ever gets uploaded, youll see your name and users will celebrate you
User avatar #50 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
You're awfully calm. Does the pancreatic carcinoma hurt?
#52 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
im calm because im used to the pain
User avatar #53 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, man. Do you mind if I add you on this account?
#54 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Go ahead ill be around
User avatar #55 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I will remember you, man.
#56 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Remember me by a funny dick joke and a beer
#1243 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on This is it guys 0
User avatar #1295 - Marker (03/13/2014) [-]
Dude, don't do that just because he asked. The harassment flag is only when personal info (names, phone #s, etc) are posted. What the fuck man.
User avatar #1297 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I apologise.
User avatar #1309 - posttwo (03/13/2014) [-]
*poke* dumb dumb
User avatar #1328 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't abuse my shit for just anything, I'm sorry
#36 - I only wish I could swap places with you, man.  [+] (17 new replies) 03/13/2014 on jettective's profile 0
#37 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
do me a final favor and flag the trolls like yourmomisacunt and the others for hate speech/harassment? you can do that as a mod, you know
User avatar #40 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
As the lowest level mod, it may get unflagged.
#41 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
By the time it's unflagged people will no longer see it
User avatar #42 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I can also only flag comments with images.
#43 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
yourmomscunt posted images
User avatar #44 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Yessir.
#45 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #46 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Enjoy yourself, man.
#47 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Do you want a mention in my obit for your awesomeness?
User avatar #48 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Do as you please, I can't ask for anything. Just have fun while you still can.
#49 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
okay...i threw you in there. you deserve it, champ, if it ever gets uploaded, youll see your name and users will celebrate you
User avatar #50 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
You're awfully calm. Does the pancreatic carcinoma hurt?
#52 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
im calm because im used to the pain
User avatar #53 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, man. Do you mind if I add you on this account?
#54 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Go ahead ill be around
User avatar #55 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I will remember you, man.
#56 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Remember me by a funny dick joke and a beer
#34 - I will miss you.  [+] (19 new replies) 03/13/2014 on jettective's profile 0
#35 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
i'll miss you more than you'll miss me.
User avatar #36 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I only wish I could swap places with you, man.
#37 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
do me a final favor and flag the trolls like yourmomisacunt and the others for hate speech/harassment? you can do that as a mod, you know
User avatar #40 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
As the lowest level mod, it may get unflagged.
#41 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
By the time it's unflagged people will no longer see it
User avatar #42 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I can also only flag comments with images.
#43 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
yourmomscunt posted images
User avatar #44 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Yessir.
#45 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #46 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Enjoy yourself, man.
#47 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Do you want a mention in my obit for your awesomeness?
User avatar #48 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Do as you please, I can't ask for anything. Just have fun while you still can.
#49 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
okay...i threw you in there. you deserve it, champ, if it ever gets uploaded, youll see your name and users will celebrate you
User avatar #50 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
You're awfully calm. Does the pancreatic carcinoma hurt?
#52 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
im calm because im used to the pain
User avatar #53 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, man. Do you mind if I add you on this account?
#54 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Go ahead ill be around
User avatar #55 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
I will remember you, man.
#56 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
Remember me by a funny dick joke and a beer
#616 - We'll miss you, godspeed to you and I hope your life is at lea… 03/13/2014 on This is it guys 0
#267 - Indeed, I miss that account. 03/13/2014 on Old Lady 0
#265 - I've ascended to a higher being  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Old Lady 0
User avatar #266 - EdwardNigma (03/13/2014) [-]
Well this is spooky.
User avatar #267 - yentabear (03/13/2014) [-]
Indeed, I miss that account.
#14 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Deer Jesus +47
#12 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Freddie Not So Mercury +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on atomschlumpf's profile 0
#7 - atomschlumpf (03/11/2014) [-]
#63 - Indeed. Hasn't put a dampener on my night, I hope it hasn't yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? 0
User avatar #65 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
after seeing a girl doing unspeakable, dirty, depraved things to any manner of barnyard animals i don't think it can
#60 - All in the name of Gay Science, my man  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? 0
User avatar #61 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
in all honesty it's not as bad as some of the dark shit i've seen, stuff that's worse than simple scat porn.
#111 - anonymous (03/11/2014) [-]
One of the vid comments says silicone. Given it's not that uncommon, I'd definitely say an artificially pumped dick.
User avatar #63 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
Indeed. Hasn't put a dampener on my night, I hope it hasn't yours either
User avatar #65 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
after seeing a girl doing unspeakable, dirty, depraved things to any manner of barnyard animals i don't think it can
#55 - My guess is he wore a cock ring for a week. Stops the blood fr…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? 0
User avatar #58 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
that can not be healthy at all.
User avatar #60 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
All in the name of Gay Science, my man
User avatar #61 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
in all honesty it's not as bad as some of the dark shit i've seen, stuff that's worse than simple scat porn.
#111 - anonymous (03/11/2014) [-]
One of the vid comments says silicone. Given it's not that uncommon, I'd definitely say an artificially pumped dick.
User avatar #63 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
Indeed. Hasn't put a dampener on my night, I hope it hasn't yours either
User avatar #65 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
after seeing a girl doing unspeakable, dirty, depraved things to any manner of barnyard animals i don't think it can
#52 - Not THAT disgusting compared to some other **** , …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? 0
User avatar #54 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
ok several questions, first of all how in the ungodly fuck does that man have a penis so big? it looks like it's bigger than my face
User avatar #55 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
My guess is he wore a cock ring for a week. Stops the blood from escaping.
User avatar #58 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
that can not be healthy at all.
User avatar #60 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
All in the name of Gay Science, my man
User avatar #61 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
in all honesty it's not as bad as some of the dark shit i've seen, stuff that's worse than simple scat porn.
#111 - anonymous (03/11/2014) [-]
One of the vid comments says silicone. Given it's not that uncommon, I'd definitely say an artificially pumped dick.
User avatar #63 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
Indeed. Hasn't put a dampener on my night, I hope it hasn't yours either
User avatar #65 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
after seeing a girl doing unspeakable, dirty, depraved things to any manner of barnyard animals i don't think it can
User avatar #53 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
fuck it i'm going for it, expect horrified comments in a few moments
#48 - Picture 03/10/2014 on Nnnnnggghh.... 0
#41 - There's no gore or anything in it so to speak, but it's just … 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? 0
#38 - They tighten around the cock and make it swell, you trap the b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? 0
User avatar #39 - witislimited (03/10/2014) [-]
Jesus.
User avatar #41 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
There's no gore or anything in it so to speak, but it's just weird as hell. Plus there are dicks, so..
#35 - I will explain it for you. One dick is swollen by cock rin…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? +8
User avatar #51 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
urge to watch link rising.
User avatar #52 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
Not THAT disgusting compared to some other shit, like scat porn.
User avatar #54 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
ok several questions, first of all how in the ungodly fuck does that man have a penis so big? it looks like it's bigger than my face
User avatar #55 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
My guess is he wore a cock ring for a week. Stops the blood from escaping.
User avatar #58 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
that can not be healthy at all.
User avatar #60 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
All in the name of Gay Science, my man
User avatar #61 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
in all honesty it's not as bad as some of the dark shit i've seen, stuff that's worse than simple scat porn.
#111 - anonymous (03/11/2014) [-]
One of the vid comments says silicone. Given it's not that uncommon, I'd definitely say an artificially pumped dick.
User avatar #63 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
Indeed. Hasn't put a dampener on my night, I hope it hasn't yours either
User avatar #65 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
after seeing a girl doing unspeakable, dirty, depraved things to any manner of barnyard animals i don't think it can
User avatar #53 - thefogwoggler (03/10/2014) [-]
fuck it i'm going for it, expect horrified comments in a few moments
User avatar #36 - witislimited (03/10/2014) [-]
Cock rings?
User avatar #38 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
They tighten around the cock and make it swell, you trap the blood and it's quite painful I would imagine.
User avatar #39 - witislimited (03/10/2014) [-]
Jesus.
User avatar #41 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
There's no gore or anything in it so to speak, but it's just weird as hell. Plus there are dicks, so..
#33 - ******* damn it  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on You're kidding me right? +1
User avatar #100 - folkflunky (03/11/2014) [-]
DELETE IT.
DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF MENTAL SANITY OF THE ONES UNHARMED.
WHAT THE FUCK.
User avatar #115 - gladiator (03/11/2014) [-]
do you mean me or the guy you replied to?
User avatar #116 - folkflunky (03/11/2014) [-]
The guy I replied to.
User avatar #117 - gladiator (03/11/2014) [-]
oh ok, i wouldnt have deleted my comment either way but i just wanted to be sure.
#31 - Thanks for the recommendation, I'll be sure to use it. I wish …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on yentabear's profile 0
User avatar #32 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
And to you, too, good sir.
#29 - I got bored, hope you don't mind.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on yentabear's profile 0
User avatar #30 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
Certainly not. But if you're bored I can recommend www.newgrounds.com there's always interesting stuff there, watch flash movies or play games
User avatar #31 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll be sure to use it. I wish you a good day.
User avatar #32 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
And to you, too, good sir.
#146 - No problem, man. There would be big hype if there was, though 03/09/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot 0
#143 - Nah, it's an ongoing joke. No gold accounts.. as of yet  [+] (17 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot -3
#144 - xcoreyx (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#160 - ilikethisusername (03/09/2014) [-]
you're actually gonna believe the guy with the GOLD username with the GOLD medal beside his name?! are you fucking serious now?
#162 - xcoreyx (03/09/2014) [-]
Well I'm certainly not gonna believe the people being complete assholes.
User avatar #164 - ilikethisusername (03/09/2014) [-]
we're just laughing because you JUST found out about the gold account. we're not being assholes.
#165 - xcoreyx (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, last I checked it kinda makes you an asshole if you laugh at someone just because they don't know something. It's also a form of bullying. If someone had just told me that gold accounts were real from the start, then none of this annoying shit would've been necessary. For fuck's sake.
#190 - mysticana (03/10/2014) [-]
You just need to calm down, laugh it off and enjoy the rest of your day. It was kinda funny you didn't know about it, being pissy now won't help you in the slightest

here's a kitten to cheer you up
#278 - atma (03/10/2014) [-]
nigga that is a tiger
User avatar #220 - ilikethisusername (03/10/2014) [-]
that won't work man. he thinks thumbing down everyone who is trying to calm him down will help him.
#187 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
Look since you are new here:
1. there are no gold accounts,
2. some others like mine are gold because they are mods.
3. This image has been circulating here for months if not years.
4. I actually made the suggestion to admin to post this as a joke. Not really important, but i feel so special that addy listened to me.
5. he may have taken it a bit far, but it's still just a joke.
6. i am a party pooper.
7. this gif is unrelated
User avatar #189 - vorarephilia (03/10/2014) [-]
and of course I post as an anon. Fucking brilliant of me
User avatar #168 - ilikethisusername (03/10/2014) [-]
goddamn. you're really mad. are you actually new to the internet's trolling? i mean you're the first person i ever met who's THIS mad just because of one troll. i've seen people get mad but come one bro. it's a fucking joke. that's the whole point...if you can't take a joke then don't come to the fucking internet goddamn. the internet is full assholes like us...and we like being assholes. that's the fun in being part of the internet.
#172 - xcoreyx (03/10/2014) [-]
What is wrong with you? I'm not new to the internet, and I'm not mad. Just annoyed. I can take a joke, if I know that it's a joke. That's the whole point, there was no way for me to know, because everyone here was being stupid. Not just "one troll."
#306 - dontread (03/10/2014) [-]
Problem is if 99 pct of the population (exaggeration) gets a joke and the other 1 pct doesnt, well that doesnt make the other 99 pct of people assholes for being astonished that you didnt get an easy joke that has roots in internet history/lore/whateverman.

*cough* myspace/facebook *cough*

btw reason people didnt tell you right away was:

1 Since you're not getting it you lack conditioning for the internet environment (Skepticism)
2 Explaining jokes often ruins em(applies especially to obvious n hilarious jokes like this)
3 Cause it was pretty damn funny and it was just at your expense (See #1)

If i was in your shoes i woulda just gone :
"Oh, well damn guess they got me" and moved on with my life
User avatar #176 - ilikethisusername (03/10/2014) [-]
Trolling is part of annoying. Goddamn you're telling me you're not new and you keep giving me hints that you are. Seriously though, we were just annoying you because you were the best bait for it, and we all had a laugh doing it because that's what's so special about internet. We bother others to get their reaction and laugh about it and then later on we are one again. Plus, don't think that thumbing me down would lead me to the hell lol because on this website, thumbing down doesn't matter anymore (since admin took off the thumb down ban thing).
#149 - tehfalconguy (03/09/2014) [-]
You're so fucking dumb though. He has a fucking gold username and you believe him telling you that there is no gold accounts? YFW
User avatar #161 - situmus (03/09/2014) [-]
You're the best kind of people :3
User avatar #146 - yentabear (03/09/2014) [-]
No problem, man. There would be big hype if there was, though
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User avatar #46 - blucheese ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you.
#39 - desacabose ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 to #39 - yentabear (05/19/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down, right?
#41 to #40 - desacabose ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I want to know why
User avatar #42 to #41 - yentabear (05/19/2014) [-]
What'd you say to make me?
User avatar #43 to #42 - desacabose ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
"What if this was a tumblr post with these comments that just keep repeating 'OOOOH' burned' I'm 100% done with 4chan guys' BUUUUUURN' "
Pretty sure you're the guy that said they wouldn't be funny because it's on tumblr with girls instead of 4chan
User avatar #44 to #43 - yentabear (05/19/2014) [-]
Probably because I disagreed with what you said if that's possible to apply in that situation, that or I didn't like what you said. Never known somebody to confront somebody about a red thumb, but whatever floats your boat. I was not the guy, sorry to disappoint.
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User avatar #33 - tehbestever (03/16/2014) [-]
you have 2 flags and they're harassment

it's just a warning. try to flag some more
User avatar #34 to #33 - yentabear (03/16/2014) [-]
I only stick to my moderating task, right?
User avatar #35 to #34 - tehbestever (03/16/2014) [-]
not necessarily

you can do everything.

if you find a comment that's **** , flag it. if you find an avatar that's **** , flag it, etc.

not just ignore it because you only have one task
User avatar #36 to #35 - yentabear (03/16/2014) [-]
Alright, that clears a lot up. I was only sticking to my task.
#28 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
Dude, are you following me and thumbing up all of my comments?
Dude, are you following me and thumbing up all of my comments?
User avatar #29 to #28 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
I got bored, hope you don't mind.
User avatar #30 to #29 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
Certainly not. But if you're bored I can recommend You need to login to view this link there's always interesting stuff there, watch flash movies or play games
User avatar #31 to #30 - yentabear (03/10/2014) [-]
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll be sure to use it. I wish you a good day.
User avatar #32 to #31 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
And to you, too, good sir.
User avatar #22 - joshlol (03/02/2014) [-]
WHY YENRABEAR?
User avatar #23 to #22 - yentabear (03/02/2014) [-]
cause you're a bitch
User avatar #24 to #23 - joshlol (03/02/2014) [-]
no I'm not, why am I a bitch?
also nice cold blood avitar
User avatar #25 to #24 - yentabear (03/02/2014) [-]
Are you going to lose sleep over it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - joshlol (03/02/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #27 to #26 - yentabear (03/02/2014) [-]
It's all good, then
I wish you a good night amigo.
User avatar #21 - tehbestever (11/30/2013) [-]
Relog

Ask and ask and ask until you have a fluent understanding of flagging and you should be fine

good luck
User avatar #20 - bruinspatriot (09/03/2013) [-]
i can't find that cat gif...
User avatar #14 - theFbomb (06/12/2012) [-]
You are a good person and people say nice things about you.
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