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Date Signed Up:3/27/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#47 - Nah man, experiences can be harsh, and this can be why a lot o…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Well shit +1
#48 - mrblaze (11/07/2012) [-]
I did, once they started screwing with me using SourceMod, I started encouraging it, they named me ponyhater001 I said it matched perfectly, they screwed my FoV I said I enjoyed it, they drugged me and I said I liked it because now I can rave, they got fed up with not being able to effect me and finally banned me.

I only went to like two of their servers so the other bans didn't effect me so much, I quickly found another VSH server to play on.
User avatar #49 - yentabear (11/07/2012) [-]
Ah right. Well, as long as your experience wasn't too horrible, man. Make the best of a situation by enjoying it yourself. In your case, trolling. You're awesome, bro.
#2 - **** , I wish my laptop played DayZ well..  [+] (22 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Russia vs Canada in DayZ +1
User avatar #15 - woodland (11/08/2012) [-]
play war z you only need 4 GB of ram
User avatar #30 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
the only thing i see bad about war z is the amount of swings it takes to kill a zombie with a bat or a hammer
User avatar #43 - kitachiz (11/08/2012) [-]
3 strikes to the head? it isnt that much
User avatar #49 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
some zombies yes. Most of the zombies, mostly female could take a pounding. me and my friend stood there for five minutes me with a hammer and he had a bat just swinging away they just would not die
User avatar #50 - kitachiz (11/08/2012) [-]
I'll kill them with 3-4 hits, you gotta aim a little above their heads. it is the same with shooting them, they will only be delayed if you shoot them in the stomach
User avatar #51 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
I understand that head shots work, just not for me. I think the game just hates me.
User avatar #52 - kitachiz (11/08/2012) [-]
perhaps it does, i hate myself for how i behave on WarZ, i've been killed so many times by so called "friendlies" that i shoot every living person i see :c i hate myself
User avatar #53 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
every...person you see...yea i get killed by every person i see. i mean they don't just walk up and kill me when i first start. they wait until iv been playing for bout an hour and finally get some decent shit and they ghost my ass
User avatar #54 - kitachiz (11/08/2012) [-]
well, so far i have only met ONE guy that spared me, because i instantly dropped everything i had on the ground... every other time it has been either he or me
User avatar #55 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
yea the only person i have ever killed on that game was my buddy and that was because the damn zombie would not die and he moved closer and i hit him in the head with a hammer...thus bringing us back to our original topic THEY DON'T FUCKING DIE!!!
User avatar #56 - kitachiz (11/08/2012) [-]
i've killed about 16 bandits and 2 civilians and a couple hundred zombies
User avatar #57 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
glad to know someone is having fun. by the way what is the norm FPS you get while playing?
User avatar #59 - kitachiz (11/08/2012) [-]
haven't checked yet, but a bit of advice, get in a group with around 3-4 people. most groups in WarZ is 2 people, thus the chances they attack you is less. but then again your group is easier spotted.
User avatar #60 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
yea ive been tring to get another friend to buy the game so we could have a party of three. on a side note, any idea when they are going to add community, and drivable cars?
User avatar #61 - kitachiz (11/08/2012) [-]
it comes in the upcoming patches i think. i cant wait until the npc's come and you actually can trade. hit me up some time if you guys are gonna play WarZ, I'll be glad to join. even got some spareweapons i don't use
User avatar #171 - josephkirk (11/08/2012) [-]
we might actually do that this weekend what is your survivors name and server you play on?
User avatar #176 - kitachiz (11/12/2012) [-]
well, my net was busted all weekend, so couldn't play, but my survivors name is usually a workaround my FJ-name. i have no servers i usually play on
User avatar #85 - blueberrymuffinpie (11/08/2012) [-]
Because of hackers i postponed the community service. its supposed to come out in the next patch next week or something. If you guys need anyone to play war z with just message me. Actually trying for the hero status on some of my characters.

User avatar #86 - blueberrymuffinpie (11/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #11 - ianclimber (11/08/2012) [-]
im playing on a pretty shitty laptop now its just a little bit laggy with the quality turned down
User avatar #5 - schnizel (11/07/2012) [-]
I wish my toaster played DayZ too, but my washing machine does.
User avatar #6 - yentabear (11/07/2012) [-]
Man, my TV plays DayZ pretty well but my shower does it better.
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#5 - No, they reach front page and then people complain. 11/07/2012 on Sheldon +110
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#2 - good for you 11/05/2012 on cant unsee -1
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#14 - In your asshole. 11/05/2012 on True Story 0
#1 - I seriously wanted that kid to saw his fingers off at the start. 11/04/2012 on Child prodigy destroying... 0
#436 - No, you don't understand what I'm saying. I'm terrible with po… 11/04/2012 on Election... 0
#418 - I would've thought if you hit an iceberg with an equally …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Election... -1
User avatar #428 - npfortytwo (11/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter if the iceberg is weaker, because your ship is still going to sink.
#408 - Nice reasoning..  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Election... 0
#419 - sheperdofthestars (11/04/2012) [-]
#405 - Would the iceberg be weaker the second time round if we were t…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Election... 0
#425 - swagbot (11/04/2012) [-]
> Implying Obama partially solved his 'problems' and a 'second try' would allow him to 'solve them for good'?
> Implying Obama is even in charge of this government (as opposed to the Fed + Lobbyists)
> Implying Obama even cares about 'Solving Problems' and is not just Along for the $200,000 Presidential Pension and post-presidency Lobbyist $$$.
> Implying Obama actually wants to solve things he spoke about an that wasn't just talking points to get you saps to vote for him.

Answer: No

#458 - Thisidisalready (11/04/2012) [-]
First off, where are you getting this bullshit, fox news?

Second, he isn't in control, Congress has blocked everything except his healthcare bill

Lastly, he does actually want to solve american problems because if he fails, his pension, hell everything is gone. Why would someone play the game with the intent of losing everything they have ever gained in their lives?
#475 - Thisidisalready (11/04/2012) [-]
Let me put it this way. If you are the only white boy surrounded by niggers your entier life. Do you tihnk those niggers would like you being the leader in their gang? Think of the niggers who never met you who are in that gang. They would want to stop that White boy from fucking up their shit if it was the last thing they did. That's the best way to describe Obana's presidency. People were scared from the beginning, and were scared to the end. And every one of them was a fucking white boy who was afraid the black man would take their shit away. Now realize I'm talking about congress, not the average person. This is why Obama hasn't fixed much of anything.
#488 - swagbot (11/04/2012) [-]
You're still the sad fuck who thinks Congress is 'blocking Obama's great and perfect plans to make the U.S. a better place'.

His healthcare Bill? His tax plans? His perpetuation of bailouts? THOSE will make the U.S. a better place?

Actually, hold that thought... who knows... Maybe Barack Obama really IS a JFK-like idealist, who is being threatened into doing what the 'Dark Powers' want him to do... I don't know the man personally, so I suppose that is possible...

But from my perspective, I haven't seen Obama do anything but perpetuate a twisted NWO-style agenda (More regulation of industries that DON'T need it and less regulation on industries that DO, More taxation of the middle class, Less oversight and further decaying quality of public schools, More Federal welfare programs, Still mucking around in Afghanistan, NOT standing up against the Federal Reserve.)

No wonder his hair's turning grey. Whether he's going along with this stuff willingly or he's being bullied into it, it's definitely aging him fast.
#501 - Thisidisalready (11/04/2012) [-]
First, his "Obamacare", his "Obamaspace", and his first "stimulus" were so far the only things he has pushed through on his own. What do you mean by constant bailouts? He hasn't proposed a bailout of anyone since he took office.

Secondly, he hasn't perpetuated anything regarding NWO, if you actually knew what NWO meant, you wouldn't have included that.

He's constantly regarding the importance of the middle class, which Romney has not unless Romney is looking to try and sway the middle class. The public schools in MS are actually seeing higher graduation rates despite being a red state, and he got us out of Iraq, so at least it isn't "Mucking around in [Iraq AND] Afghanistan." I don't recall Obama starting either of those wars.

I will agree he is aging fast, but even that isn't nearly as fast as Bush aged in office.
#534 - swagbot (11/04/2012) [-]
I understand that there have been billions of dollars printed and handed out to banks far after his 'Stimulus' Bill was supposedly executed and concluded. I'll dig for details if you really want.

I said "NWO-style" - i mean the sort of things that i listed in Para#3 that are meant to further control the U.S. populace. I think there is probably a sizable cross-section between the people who support the agenda that i listed and people who are truly proponents of a One-World Government.

"...Constantly Regarding the middle class...". That's called LIP SERVICE, my friend! Have my/your taxes gone down? Has he stopped the Fed from printing money (so that inflation stops)? Why the hell do you care what he SAYS. He's a politician, dude; HE CAN SAY ANYTHING, but has he actually TAKEN ACTION to improve the middle-class's life?
Seriously, answer me! Why would you ever support someone based upon what they SAY as opposed to what they DO? That's pathologically foolish >:(

(BTW, not saying Romney will be any better - I think they are one and the same)

If we pulled out if Iraq, it's not 'because Obama said so' - he *might have* added pressure to the populace's outrage, but we are out of Iraq because those who wanted us there in the first place deemed it too costly to stay.
Here's my point about Afghanistan - Obama as Commander-in-Chief is privy to ALL statistics about that Theater; Public opinion was vaguely that 'Iraq BAD, Afgh. GOOD' - Now, if Obama even glanced over the data, he'd see that we are still wasting BILLIONS of dollars doing more harm than good, and would request that we stop fighting in Afghanistan as well.
So with that in mind, my question is; If he knows all this, why is he letting that half of the war continue? (The fact that we're in there is Bush's fault no doubt, but why doesn't Obama do the right thing and pull us out?)

I'm not defending Bush - I see the evils of his presidency with increasing clarity every day.
User avatar #436 - yentabear (11/04/2012) [-]
No, you don't understand what I'm saying. I'm terrible with politics and I'm literally talking about the titanic hitting an iceberg. We're talking about a massive ship, hitting a massive iceberg. And you don't need to be so rude.
User avatar #412 - npfortytwo (11/04/2012) [-]
No, because it's still a massive fucking iceberg.
User avatar #418 - yentabear (11/04/2012) [-]
I would've thought if you hit an iceberg with an equally fucking massive ship, it would've had some effect.
User avatar #428 - npfortytwo (11/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter if the iceberg is weaker, because your ship is still going to sink.
#72 - Well, seeya! 11/04/2012 on Donkey Cum 0
#70 - Damnit.. Now I'm jealous.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Donkey Cum 0
#71 - microro (11/04/2012) [-]
Well Im guess Im done here now!
#72 - yentabear (11/04/2012) [-]
Well, seeya!
#68 - Oh god. I wish I had an adventure like that.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Donkey Cum 0
User avatar #69 - microro (11/04/2012) [-]
It was a very sexy adventure!
#70 - yentabear (11/04/2012) [-]
Damnit.. Now I'm jealous.
#71 - microro (11/04/2012) [-]
Well Im guess Im done here now!
#72 - yentabear (11/04/2012) [-]
Well, seeya!
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User avatar #48 - folkflunky (11/05/2014) [-]
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks.
On other news, I love my new haircut.
I don't even know.
User avatar #47 - folkflunky (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm so ******* sorry lad...
User avatar #46 - blucheese ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you.
#39 - desacabose ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 to #39 - yentabear ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down, right?
#41 to #40 - desacabose ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I want to know why
User avatar #42 to #41 - yentabear ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
What'd you say to make me?
User avatar #43 to #42 - desacabose ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
"What if this was a tumblr post with these comments that just keep repeating 'OOOOH' burned' I'm 100% done with 4chan guys' BUUUUUURN' "
Pretty sure you're the guy that said they wouldn't be funny because it's on tumblr with girls instead of 4chan
User avatar #44 to #43 - yentabear ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Probably because I disagreed with what you said if that's possible to apply in that situation, that or I didn't like what you said. Never known somebody to confront somebody about a red thumb, but whatever floats your boat. I was not the guy, sorry to disappoint.
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User avatar #33 - tehbestever (03/16/2014) [-]
you have 2 flags and they're harassment

it's just a warning. try to flag some more
User avatar #34 to #33 - yentabear ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I only stick to my moderating task, right?
User avatar #35 to #34 - tehbestever (03/16/2014) [-]
not necessarily

you can do everything.

if you find a comment that's **** , flag it. if you find an avatar that's **** , flag it, etc.

not just ignore it because you only have one task
User avatar #36 to #35 - yentabear ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Alright, that clears a lot up. I was only sticking to my task.
#28 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
Dude, are you following me and thumbing up all of my comments?
Dude, are you following me and thumbing up all of my comments?
User avatar #29 to #28 - yentabear ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I got bored, hope you don't mind.
User avatar #30 to #29 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
Certainly not. But if you're bored I can recommend You need to login to view this link there's always interesting stuff there, watch flash movies or play games
User avatar #31 to #30 - yentabear ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll be sure to use it. I wish you a good day.
User avatar #32 to #31 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
And to you, too, good sir.
User avatar #22 - joshlol (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - yentabear ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
cause you're a bitch
User avatar #24 to #23 - joshlol (03/02/2014) [-]
no I'm not, why am I a bitch?
also nice cold blood avitar
User avatar #25 to #24 - yentabear ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
Are you going to lose sleep over it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - joshlol (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 to #26 - yentabear ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
It's all good, then
I wish you a good night amigo.
User avatar #21 - tehbestever (11/30/2013) [-]

Ask and ask and ask until you have a fluent understanding of flagging and you should be fine

good luck
User avatar #20 - bruinspatriot (09/03/2013) [-]
i can't find that cat gif...
User avatar #14 - theFbomb (06/12/2012) [-]
You are a good person and people say nice things about you.
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