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#7 - How would you go about finding a DnD group anyway? Always want…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2016 on D&D Life +3
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#23 - shameonapony (06/26/2016) [-]
I'm getting together a few more people for a Pathfinder game soon, it will be on Roll20, PM with your Skype if you're interested
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#20 - arandomanon (06/26/2016) [-]
In my case it was really easy because someone, a lot of years ago, convinced some friends to make a game, then later they invited me, and then we've been making games since then (about 10 years). Every time we get someone new in the group of friends, we convince that person to try to play and most of my usual group of friends play now. If you have nerdy friends, download the basic manual and try to give it a shot. I honestly think it's much funnier when you play with your friends than a random group.
#11 - anon (06/26/2016) [-]

Also conventions, and adventure paths. Though they can be hit or miss depending on the gamemaster/group.
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#10 - samyek (06/26/2016) [-]
or you could see if there is an "Adventure's League" or "Pathfinder Society Lodge" in your area.
#8 - anon (06/26/2016) [-]
You could play online roll20.net or maybe Tabletop Simulator. There are reddit pages for dnd online groups too.

That's just what I've heard/seen, never actually played it.
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#32 - lostminder (06/27/2016) [-]
i suggest this for a first timer, make sure you don't play any homebrew so you can get the jist of the actual rules and stuff. people on roll20 are friendly an will help you play, just have at least a mic to communicate good job anon
#67 - One time I was playing League, don't remember if it was ranked…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on Special moments shared with... +2
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#76 - mastercolossus (06/22/2016) [-]
i remember getting a multikill on halo 3 and the only guy left on their team just backed away so i spared him.
#43 - Always find **** like this funny, being a female enlisted. Hon…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2016 on you reap what you sow +1
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#62 - metalguitarest (06/18/2016) [-]
I just hate most female marines. I've learned to tolerate them but fuck do I avoid them like the plague
#47 - dancerman (06/18/2016) [-]
So much this. My carrier was like .01% female, the shit they got away with was ridiculous. Best part ewas the shit attitudes they'd cop because suddenly they're hot, seeing as how every chick had 20+ dudes doing whatever it took for a chance to dry hump her leg.
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#45 - albeit (06/18/2016) [-]
It was already voted on and passed. I think any women who turn 18 before 2018 don't have to register, or something like that. I read it this morning and can't really remember
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#1766 - See this is why I don't give Nukes **** (The only rates I give…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
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#1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
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#1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
#1760 - Sweet ******* car, I was thinking about getting a new Bike but…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
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#1761 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
because they dont think we deserver our ranks, i'm about to pick up e-5 and i still havent been to a boat yet, our training/schooling is literally that long.
But we also do have a 45% dropout rate, for the last stage of the training pipeline that i JUST finished, you worked 16 hour days for 7 days a week.
it was horrible
thats when the biggest flux of dropouts happens. Wake up at 4:30, be at work clocked in by 06:00, you can leave at 22:00, drive home, shower, dinner, sleep
it really was terrible, i almost didnt make it not because of academic/knowledge but because of personal shit.
I got cheated on and it hit me really hard, i wouldn't forgive her
I told her to go fuck herself, finished the last 2 months miserable, and right now i'm on transfer leave, chilling with my family, but i'm still miserable. Hopefully shit will be better when i get to my boat in June, goin to USS North Dakota
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#1763 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong education that is worth 98 college credits (4 years of college). if he's not ready for it to really fucking suck then he's not gonna make it
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#1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
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#1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
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#1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night