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Date Signed Up:1/14/2013
Last Login:8/02/2015
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Content Ranking:#7829
Comment Ranking:#18241
Highest Content Rank:#7850
Highest Comment Rank:#5039
Content Thumbs: 19 total,  27 ,  8
Comment Thumbs: 1597 total,  1786 ,  189
Content Level Progress: 37.28% (22/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:3956
Total Comments Made:941
FJ Points:1435

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#927 - Batman: Arkham City and Solitaire. Batman card game? 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#54 - There is vision of Pryce's incident, But I'll warn people agai…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #8 +2
User avatar #55 - zafara (07/15/2014) [-]
Oh yeah didn't the marshal straight up explode in half?
#59 - xzayviaaeyeres (07/15/2014) [-]
Wing sliced and diced the poor bugger....
User avatar #206 - zafara (07/16/2014) [-]
And the marshal was carrying a fire extinguisher which decapitated Pryce, so it's almost like some weird Final Destination plot.
#210 - xzayviaaeyeres (07/16/2014) [-]
I don't think it decapitated him, I think it was just the blunt force trauma of being hit in the head by a fire extinguisher at around 200Km/h
User avatar #213 - zafara (07/16/2014) [-]
I don't know, I heard it destroyed his head.
#34 - Relevant pic is currently relevant 07/15/2014 on what's wrong with that +1
#6 - He did, But there is more to it. I can't quite remember it pro… 07/14/2014 on chef +1
#10 - Just reminder me of this 07/14/2014 on New Heater 0
#16 - Taaaaaaaaake meeeeee onnnnnnn  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Sketchy +1
User avatar #20 - assie (07/14/2014) [-]
I'll be goooooooooooooone
#186 - As anon said, It's Barkley, Shut up and Jam: Gaiden. It's also… 07/11/2014 on max lel +2
#723 - **xzayviaaeyeres rolls 663,184,011** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#30 - Comment deleted 07/08/2014 on 4chan Text Adventure +1
#174 - And it loads a blank page..... 07/08/2014 on Only You Can Prevent Triggers 0
#1112 - A meter tall DVD rack with 31 games on it. I'm ded 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#19 - I put 48 of their trading card things up for sale on the marke… 07/07/2014 on Meanwhile at Steam HQ 0
#43 - That's him! So his name is Giantdad, Wonder why I couldn't fin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Oh Boy PvP is so Fun! 0
User avatar #66 - cormy (07/07/2014) [-]
>Wears giant armor
>Has the mask of the father
Giant. Dad.
With the Chaos Zweihander of course.
User avatar #61 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/07/2014) [-]
#41 - This seems like a good place to ask this. What's the name of t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Oh Boy PvP is so Fun! +3
#42 - pwnagraphy (07/07/2014) [-]
You mean our Lord and Savior Giantdad? Or someone else?
#43 - xzayviaaeyeres (07/07/2014) [-]
That's him! So his name is Giantdad, Wonder why I couldn't find that... Yes, I know, Git Gud and all that
User avatar #66 - cormy (07/07/2014) [-]
>Wears giant armor
>Has the mask of the father
Giant. Dad.
With the Chaos Zweihander of course.
User avatar #61 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/07/2014) [-]
#112 - 'Sir, There seems to be a fight going on outside' 'Really,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on WAR! +9
#227 - quietearp (07/07/2014) [-]
Mmm, jolly good, sir
#35 - MI6? agents used semen as invisible ink according to QI 07/07/2014 on A creative moment +2
#18 - Knitting needles snap really easily, Wouldn't be able to do an… 07/06/2014 on [ Insert Witty Title Here ] 0
#24 - I'm impressed someone managed to get a cat in a neoprene suit … 07/06/2014 on Cats VS Models 0
#61 - Even if it's a lie, I wish it was like that in Australia, Woul… 07/01/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
#57 - Kinda related, Bloody great video 07/01/2014 on Reckless driving +1
#225 - If you didn't know, He's on Youtube and still making stuff 07/01/2014 on le meme +2
#289 - Sexual Leeches...... 06/27/2014 on Your drug dealer name 0
#45 - Related to the last one, Kinda: 06/26/2014 on Does the weather affect... 0
#39 - Picture 06/25/2014 on And Goodbye Sleep 0
#221 - I recently tried a Melee only run of that game, I made it to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on The 10 Commandments of RPGs 0
#284 - tonkkax (06/25/2014) [-]
Once there was a man called Ping Pong.

His swings could topple King Kong.

With Intelligence at 1 and strength at max,

He reached the story's climax.

Lake lurks would flee him, bandits would scream his name,

as he ate their faces to murder once again.

immoral at heart, spilling blood was his art.

He walked with death hand in hand

Deserting all of the inhabited land.

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