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xyxoz

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/08/2011
Last Login:4/29/2016
Location:In a dry rainy place
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Times Content Favorited:91 times
Total Comments Made:3722
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Too many fucks to give, too little time.

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#7 - Oh yeah? Bet it can't beat this bad boy 12/21/2013 on I need one. For science 0
#93 - Doesn't matter. The Russians stab you with a pike. 12/14/2013 on invading Russia, tactical... +1
#93 - You drilled my entire chest out from my body... Want to he… 12/11/2013 on Can't think of a better... +3
#9 - What's funny is that English has a pretty good mix of French a…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Language 0
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#65 - metalmind (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, english is an old German dialect that mixed with a bit of french from the normans that invaded England.
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#49 - konradkurze (11/22/2013) [-]
well original english aka auld english was more scandanavian till french lawyers and magistrates forced alot of french into it, warped in around and invented the english language
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#33 - hudis (11/22/2013) [-]
What's funny is that national identity hardly even existed until roughly 300 years ago.
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#12 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
What's funny is that they all have a pretty good foundation of Latin influence.
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#13 - dangler (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, not german, so much. French and English are quite similar because they are both largely Latin based, but English is not considered a romance language given it is derived from the Germanic peoples, just like German. German doesn't have nearly the amount of Latin influences of English since the isles had been inhabited by the Romans for so long a time. It is often said that "60% of the English language can be traced to Latin" however English is still considered a Germanic language. (Which is strange given that Romanian is still considered a romance language even though it is so heavily influenced by Slavic)
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#21 - husidusidu (11/22/2013) [-]
What the hell you smoked to say that english should be conciered as a romanic language? I mean, every european language has a highly latin influence, but if you would look up for low german or dutch accents youd see that old english has a lot in common with them. Same goes for culture, genetics and religion.
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#69 - dangler (11/24/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it should be a Romantic language; it just is much closer to being one than German.
#137 - And I'm an asshole to assholes. Do you even read half of w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -13
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


#135 - Like I said. I could care less about individual people, especi…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -14
#141 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
autistic neckbeard
#136 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Being autistic is not a choice.

Being an asshole is.
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#137 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
And I'm an asshole to assholes.
Do you even read half of what you reply to?
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


#45 - And thus, the perfect example of a troll is shown. All it take… 11/22/2013 on xyxoz's profile 0
#127 - I don't give a **** how much of a dick I am, and I've worked f…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -15
#133 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
You tell people to change because you are offended
And you offend people.


No.
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#135 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
Like I said. I could care less about individual people, especially those who insult others.

I don't appreciate those who insult groups or use steriotypes of said groups to back their points. It's idiotic and rare that it's ever a valid point, especially in terms of uncontrollable situations, such as autism.
#141 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
autistic neckbeard
#136 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Being autistic is not a choice.

Being an asshole is.
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#137 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
And I'm an asshole to assholes.
Do you even read half of what you reply to?
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


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#129 - yorker (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm telling you to die because you're a little bitch and you can't handle opinions and you get offended so you act like a dick to others.

You're an asshole so for you to bitch and moan and get offended is bullshit, and you'r better off just fucking killing yourself and video taping it so that your family can send it to me for enjoyment.
#121 - Whatever you say, douche-nugget. 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -10
#113 - And you'll notice a lack of those comments on what I say. I do…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -16
#124 - yorker (11/22/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up and stop looking for pity you autistic fuck.

I know I'm supposed to be nice to you because you're a fucking retard but it seems your mental issues only make you a huger asshole.

Nobody gives a fuck about your struggle to survive. Maybe you should lose the struggle and just kill your sad pathetic self.

You're an asshole for being a dick then making yourself look like the victim. I wasn't joking when I told you you should kill yourself, really.

Just fucking die already, you have nothing to live for.
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#127 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't give a fuck how much of a dick I am, and I've worked far too long to just stop.

Self righteous? Probably. But I'm telling people to change because I'm offended, you're telling people to die because you want some shits and giggles.

Get out of my arrogant face you worthless piece of shit.
#133 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
You tell people to change because you are offended
And you offend people.


No.
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#135 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
Like I said. I could care less about individual people, especially those who insult others.

I don't appreciate those who insult groups or use steriotypes of said groups to back their points. It's idiotic and rare that it's ever a valid point, especially in terms of uncontrollable situations, such as autism.
#141 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
autistic neckbeard
#136 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Being autistic is not a choice.

Being an asshole is.
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#137 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
And I'm an asshole to assholes.
Do you even read half of what you reply to?
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


User avatar
#129 - yorker (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm telling you to die because you're a little bitch and you can't handle opinions and you get offended so you act like a dick to others.

You're an asshole so for you to bitch and moan and get offended is bullshit, and you'r better off just fucking killing yourself and video taping it so that your family can send it to me for enjoyment.