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#54 - racist bastards 01/23/2013 on "Around the World" my ass +1
#131 - I have found them through meditation and self-enlightenment. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter 0
User avatar #135 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Well, good luck in your spiritual journeying!
I hold to the Orwellian motto: to be a minority of one doesn't make you mad.
I don't think you're any more or less crazy than other spiritual/religious people.
#129 - I have a set of religious beliefs, yes. That doesn't mean that…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter 0
#130 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Predefined gods and godesses? Ones that you've read about and studied?
Or ones that you've discovered through a journey of self-enlightenment?
User avatar #131 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I have found them through meditation and self-enlightenment. That's why my religion is so difficult to define, and so difficult for the few others I share it with to understand.
User avatar #135 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Well, good luck in your spiritual journeying!
I hold to the Orwellian motto: to be a minority of one doesn't make you mad.
I don't think you're any more or less crazy than other spiritual/religious people.
#127 - 1) They may be ABOUT other people, but they are for YOU to fol… 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter 0
#124 - I'm sorry. I just really feel that such a personal relationshi…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter 0
#126 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
How is it so personal?
Surely your god is my god too.
User avatar #129 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I have a set of religious beliefs, yes. That doesn't mean that I follow a certain religion, if that makes sense. I have yet to find a religion that defines my relationship with the gods and goddesses I believe in. The closest thing I guess would be a form of Paganism, but that hardly is an answer.
#130 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Predefined gods and godesses? Ones that you've read about and studied?
Or ones that you've discovered through a journey of self-enlightenment?
User avatar #131 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I have found them through meditation and self-enlightenment. That's why my religion is so difficult to define, and so difficult for the few others I share it with to understand.
User avatar #135 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Well, good luck in your spiritual journeying!
I hold to the Orwellian motto: to be a minority of one doesn't make you mad.
I don't think you're any more or less crazy than other spiritual/religious people.
#120 - trust me, I hate it too. I'm just not creative enough to creat… 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter 0
#116 - My personal beliefs aren't really anyone else's business. My r…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter 0
#122 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
...Was just wondering...
User avatar #124 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I just really feel that such a personal relationship shouldn't be made public lightly.
#126 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
How is it so personal?
Surely your god is my god too.
User avatar #129 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I have a set of religious beliefs, yes. That doesn't mean that I follow a certain religion, if that makes sense. I have yet to find a religion that defines my relationship with the gods and goddesses I believe in. The closest thing I guess would be a form of Paganism, but that hardly is an answer.
#130 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Predefined gods and godesses? Ones that you've read about and studied?
Or ones that you've discovered through a journey of self-enlightenment?
User avatar #131 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I have found them through meditation and self-enlightenment. That's why my religion is so difficult to define, and so difficult for the few others I share it with to understand.
User avatar #135 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Well, good luck in your spiritual journeying!
I hold to the Orwellian motto: to be a minority of one doesn't make you mad.
I don't think you're any more or less crazy than other spiritual/religious people.
#110 - You are a good person. I wish more of the people I knew were l…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter +1
User avatar #119 - wtfdudereally (01/21/2013) [-]
well you can ALWAYS talk to me. I'm kind of strange, with my faith. There's just so much bullshit in my life that my faith is sometimes all I have, but I really have a knack for helping people see the good things. I visited your profile. I'm also a 19 year old female living in PA. I want to have a baby so bad but my boyfriend and I don't have enough stability. So I really do envy that, and I hope that everything turns out well for you!

Any person who could be disappointed in you for living your life does not deserve to be called your family. They are your relatives by blood, but no family to you. I have a tattoo on my back that says "fam(ily)" because of course ily means I love you. there's no family without love.
#105 - 1) aren't the commandments supposed to be personal things that…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter 0
User avatar #112 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
What religion/belief system do you consign to?
User avatar #116 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
My personal beliefs aren't really anyone else's business. My relationship with any gods is my own, and personal beliefs should not be shared with others.
#122 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
...Was just wondering...
User avatar #124 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I just really feel that such a personal relationship shouldn't be made public lightly.
#126 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
How is it so personal?
Surely your god is my god too.
User avatar #129 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I have a set of religious beliefs, yes. That doesn't mean that I follow a certain religion, if that makes sense. I have yet to find a religion that defines my relationship with the gods and goddesses I believe in. The closest thing I guess would be a form of Paganism, but that hardly is an answer.
#130 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Predefined gods and godesses? Ones that you've read about and studied?
Or ones that you've discovered through a journey of self-enlightenment?
User avatar #131 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
I have found them through meditation and self-enlightenment. That's why my religion is so difficult to define, and so difficult for the few others I share it with to understand.
User avatar #135 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Well, good luck in your spiritual journeying!
I hold to the Orwellian motto: to be a minority of one doesn't make you mad.
I don't think you're any more or less crazy than other spiritual/religious people.
#103 - So basically, the only ones I've ever met are dicks and asshol…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Reginald D Hunter +2
User avatar #109 - wtfdudereally (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm not associating having no heart with strict parenting by the way. It was the way my family was, and my sister is so turned off by everything because of it. i was the opposite, so it wasn't a result of the strictness. thought i'd make a note of that.
User avatar #107 - wtfdudereally (01/21/2013) [-]
People who say they are Christians and spite God are the people whose parents raised them strictly and they have no heart, only a mind for God. Believing in Him is SOOOOOO directly a relationship of the heart.
And I totally understand people's dislike of institution and religion. People feel overwhelmed by the idea of a whole bunch of people gathered who spend scads of time worshipping something they can't scientifically prove the existence of. Institutions are also meant to grow, and people automatically associate the church like a macrophage cell in loose connective tissue- it swells up, surrounds a particle, and then engulfs if. But like I said, Baptists believe in discipleship. My church, in particular, does not go out and preach in public and what not. Rather, we go out and help people and show love to people of all walks of life and then they wonder what would possess us to give up so much time and effort to help them. That's when we can plant a seed, but nothing more. You CAN'T shove religion at people. It isn't effective. But I've spent countless hours cleaning for elderly, helping hurricane victims, babysitting for single mothers in homes, etc etc. And it's so rewarding to see someone really happy that someone cares about them. That's how we connect to our community.
#110 - xxxdemongirl (01/21/2013) [-]
You are a good person. I wish more of the people I knew were like you. In my mind, it's how people should be. Sadly, I'm not in a fit position to help anyone, and I haven't been for a while. I've been on bed rest with pregnancy complications for over a month, mixed with all the other shit going on, not the least of which is that no one is willing to help because I'm just a disappointment and a failure to my so-called family, and there's no one to talk to.
User avatar #119 - wtfdudereally (01/21/2013) [-]
well you can ALWAYS talk to me. I'm kind of strange, with my faith. There's just so much bullshit in my life that my faith is sometimes all I have, but I really have a knack for helping people see the good things. I visited your profile. I'm also a 19 year old female living in PA. I want to have a baby so bad but my boyfriend and I don't have enough stability. So I really do envy that, and I hope that everything turns out well for you!

Any person who could be disappointed in you for living your life does not deserve to be called your family. They are your relatives by blood, but no family to you. I have a tattoo on my back that says "fam(ily)" because of course ily means I love you. there's no family without love.

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User avatar #62 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
sad how one day gays as a minority will be accepted....but those of us who part of other minorities will always be outcast
be we pagans, or xenosexuals, or follow non-democratic politics, we'll always be hated forver
User avatar #106 to #62 - xxxdemongirl (01/06/2013) [-]
That is why I've made the decision to home-school until college, or at least until high school. If it's only until high school, I will fork over the money for a private academy that I know for sure will teach important things, in addition to the regular school topics. There will be religion classes starting in 4th grade, but teaching about all the world's religions, not just the most common and not just my own.
User avatar #107 to #106 - konradkurze (01/06/2013) [-]
yeah schools will try to teach him "obey this god'.....not the family religion,...just the mainstream god they want everyone to obey
User avatar #108 to #107 - xxxdemongirl (01/06/2013) [-]
Private schools aren't necessarily religious. And there really isn't a family religion that my husband and I will enforce. She will choose her own when she is older, which is why we will teach about many. My religion is kind of a mix of Hinduism and Wicca, my husband defines as a Pagan Buddhist, the rest of my family is Catholic, the rest of his family non-denominational Christians. Our differing religions don't affect our family ties or relationships, so we feel no reason to push a certain religion on our daughter and any future children.
User avatar #109 to #108 - konradkurze (01/06/2013) [-]
well thats being human, choosing what one chooses to belive in, not having the schools and churches TELL a person what to believe in

true faith is choice not compulsion
User avatar #110 to #109 - xxxdemongirl (01/07/2013) [-]
Exactly! I dislike the idea of infant baptism for that reason.

That, and the fact that I have to send an apostasy form to the Vatican to be removed from the Roman Catholic census before I can be formally inducted into my chosen faith, all because my parents felt the need to baptize me. Do you know what happens when you send an apostasy form? They actually respond. And not "We have removed you from our census, have a nice day." They try and get you back. Like there aren't two billion more members.
#111 to #110 - konradkurze (01/07/2013) [-]
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oh Demongirl...come to Chaos
embrace the will of the dark gods and know freedom

the paths are clear, find your own and forge a bright new destiny
User avatar #112 to #111 - xxxdemongirl (01/07/2013) [-]
I have chosen my path, and it will not change for anyone.
User avatar #113 to #112 - konradkurze (01/07/2013) [-]
but you acknowledge that there are other gods out there?
User avatar #115 to #113 - xxxdemongirl (01/07/2013) [-]
I was baptized by my parents into Catholicism, but I am not Catholic. That is why I am sending a formal apostasy claim, to remove myself from the church.
User avatar #114 to #113 - xxxdemongirl (01/07/2013) [-]
I practice Wicca. There is a god or goddess for everything. Yes, I do acknowledge the existence of many gods and goddesses.
User avatar #116 to #114 - konradkurze (01/07/2013) [-]
each to their own god as long as they can call their god by name
User avatar #117 to #116 - xxxdemongirl (01/07/2013) [-]
There are too many to name, but my patron goddess is Anu.
User avatar #118 to #117 - konradkurze (01/07/2013) [-]
well yes, there are many names, BUT thats the point...one is to find their god or goddess and have a personal connection to them

thats what mainstream religion doesnt have, because they dont want people to have that connection
mainstream religion is just the other half of the state....the state runs laws to control people's actions and the church runs commandments to control people's thoughts

there is no connection either way, they dont want you calling god by a name any more than they want you addressing a politician by their name.....just titles...be it calling them god or mayor/senator/president
User avatar #85 to #62 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
Is there something in your life that you feel is an eternal struggle?
User avatar #86 to #85 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
oh life is always a struggle

staying sane as a Chaos Devout in a world where the false faiths bleat christianity, catholicism and judaism at me

being a fraternalist in a world that spews fascist democratic capitalism

and also the hypocrisy of society on one side saying its okay for every man and woman to find love and lust with anyone or anything they choose yet spit on me for my interests
User avatar #88 to #86 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
What is a chaos devout? and a fraternalist?
User avatar #89 to #88 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
well, also called Cosmogony, its faith in the chaos that created all existence
there was never just the 'one god' than mainstream religions preach, it was at one time one power, but in fact many gods as one, that split to become gods for every aspect of life
Norse gods, Egyptian, and Greek, all had a god for everything in life, i am devout to the pantheon power,...but more personally faithful to the goddess Justitia, goddess of justice, hence why im in law enforcement

as for fraternalist....well i made that word up based on my politics arent so much communist but more towards people being like fraternal kindred, treating each other like brothers and sisters and looking out for each other
User avatar #90 to #89 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
so you are an idealist, and dislike human nature... It appears we are the same in that sense. and it sounds like your variation of Cosmogony is a form of Paganism, am I right? If that is so, blessed be, my brother.
User avatar #91 to #90 - konradkurze (01/03/2013) [-]
well ever since the judeo-christian religions began their crusade on the world, all religions not based on their structure are paganistic and according to THEM, evil

cosmogony is the truth as it doesnt splinter things into factions, its one united faith in existence

there is no such thing as true human nature, some people are naturally inclined towards good and others to evil, it is a taught thing that can be changed
User avatar #92 to #91 - xxxdemongirl (01/03/2013) [-]
I guess it is possible to change human nature... But I don't think it can after a certain age.

And I don't go by the Judeo-Christian term of Paganism. I typically reject all Judeo-Christian definitions, as they have skewed views on nearly all subjects.

So cosmogony is all faiths combined? That's interesting...
User avatar #93 to #92 - konradkurze (01/03/2013) [-]
well cosmogony is based around Kaos (chaos) the state of power that was before creation, that split to become all that we know
it was never 'the one god' more correct it was the singular whole of many gods combined
the split (science preaches the big bang, but when did explosions create round pieces....) truth be told each planet and everything on them were engineered to be the way they are by the gods

have you ever thought deeper into so-called evolution and thought there are some things that dont seem natural?
User avatar #94 to #93 - xxxdemongirl (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm not a scientist, and I'm not really into discussing how the universe was created, because the answer is no one truthfully knows yet. I'm content with leaving it at that, because I probably can't comprehend it.
User avatar #95 to #94 - konradkurze (01/03/2013) [-]
well one thing you could do is get that game spore
its fun and helps think of whats out there
User avatar #96 to #95 - xxxdemongirl (01/03/2013) [-]
Usually, the only time I get on the internet is briefly during the day, and at night. "Briefly" isn't long enough to play a game, and at night I don't want to think like that.
User avatar #97 to #96 - konradkurze (01/03/2013) [-]
you need time for yourself, take a vacation
User avatar #98 to #97 - xxxdemongirl (01/03/2013) [-]
How? I'm very nearly broke, married, my husband was literally just able to find another job after being laid off due to cuts, and we have a baby due at the end of March. I don't mind a hectic life. Actually, I prefer it. I think I'd be bored on a solitary vacation. I really, really like being around other people, just not in large crowds.
User avatar #99 to #98 - konradkurze (01/03/2013) [-]
looks like beter to get out of usa
the Obamanation will bankrupt usa
User avatar #100 to #99 - xxxdemongirl (01/03/2013) [-]
Let's not start a political debate. It's 3:25 in the morning. I'm tired but can't sleep, and really don't wanna think too much. And my husband's job is a very very good one, once it really gets going. Average pay is amazing, so I don't think we'll be in any real harm. And I don't want to leave. The US has the best infant care system in the world, and that's what I'm most worried about.
User avatar #101 to #100 - konradkurze (01/03/2013) [-]
*bops you on the head with a wooden mallet*
hmmm it works in the cartoons, will it work here?

im just hoping that when the little one grows up you opt for homeschooling, better chance of them getting somewhere useful in life
User avatar #102 to #101 - xxxdemongirl (01/03/2013) [-]
I was planning on it. I hate the education system, but I hate how it's always being cut even more. I'm definitely home-schooling, and I've already been looking into that Gerber Life College Plan, because that's probably a good thing to do.
#103 to #102 - konradkurze (01/03/2013) [-]
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good, because the schools are propaganda centres that just teach kids how to obey the governmental ideas
its a fact kids who get homeschool are more likely to go to college

plus since the government showed they want kids fat and useless when they cut PE classes
#104 to #103 - xxxdemongirl (01/03/2013) [-]
...of the school system. Kids aren't being taught the stuff they need to be taught in school. they are taught some things they won't use again, but the actual useful stuff (who needs to pay taxes, how to file for taxes, basic emergency stuff like how to jump a car or fix a flat tire, anything about bank accounts or loans, how to balance a checkbook, how long you need to maintain an SR-22 after being pulled over, etc) is deemed unnecessary. No one wants to sit in school for 7-8 hours a day, then come home and learn more. They've cut so many useful classes like auto shop, banking 101, and business. Also, the way basic math is taught is ridiculous. Instead of doing it the way WE learned, now multiplication of 1,563 and 226 is (1,000*200)+(500*200)+(60*200)+(3*200)+(1,000*20)+(500*20)+(60*20)+(3*20)+(1,000 *6)+(500*6)+(60*6)+(3*6). 8 more steps than we were taught, because the schools think the kids can't handle the concept of carrying over and adding.
...of the school system. Kids aren't being taught the stuff they need to be taught in school. they are taught some things they won't use again, but the actual useful stuff (who needs to pay taxes, how to file for taxes, basic emergency stuff like how to jump a car or fix a flat tire, anything about bank accounts or loans, how to balance a checkbook, how long you need to maintain an SR-22 after being pulled over, etc) is deemed unnecessary. No one wants to sit in school for 7-8 hours a day, then come home and learn more. They've cut so many useful classes like auto shop, banking 101, and business. Also, the way basic math is taught is ridiculous. Instead of doing it the way WE learned, now multiplication of 1,563 and 226 is (1,000*200)+(500*200)+(60*200)+(3*200)+(1,000*20)+(500*20)+(60*20)+(3*20)+(1,000 *6)+(500*6)+(60*6)+(3*6). 8 more steps than we were taught, because the schools think the kids can't handle the concept of carrying over and adding.
User avatar #105 to #104 - konradkurze (01/04/2013) [-]
the puppetmasters dont want the kids to grow up to be anything real, they just want fat lazy obedient little peons to live their lives content in mundane jobs such as on a factory line or in an office cubicle
all the manager and corporate levels will be handpicked from the bluebloods fat spoiled privileged kids
User avatar #63 to #62 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone is hated unless they are obnoxious with their policies/beliefs. Except by the WBC and the like, which are people no one should associate with.
User avatar #64 to #63 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
well on the times ive tried to talk about communism or even socialism, most people just bleat 'it wont work blah blah stalin, russia, china. etc

and some of the christians, jews andother mainstream faiths ive met, when myself or others try to tell them about different religions they act like we're going to hell for not following what THEY think is a real religion

gods help me if i tried to explain my sexual preferences
User avatar #65 to #64 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
Theoretical communism is actually fantastic, and none of the people they argue about never had actual communism communities. Human nature is what makes it unlikely.

As for those type of Christians and mainstreams, unless they specifically ask, don't say anything; they're not going to listen. Fortunately, the ones like that are dying out.

And in regards to sexual preference, I hear you there. Hardly anyone believes mine is a real thing, so...
User avatar #66 to #65 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
well mine doesnt have a word i know of so i call it Xenosexual

i like semi-human girls....like the wtf girl from the movie Splice....or if Demona from gargoyles was real.....
i like normal girls but the weird ones are more interesting
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
I believe it is called Sam Winchester syndrome. If you don't get that reference, I have failed.

I am a bi-gender pansexual. i don't see gender or gender identity. bi-gender means that sometimes I feel opposite my biological gender, but not all the time so it's not transgender.
User avatar #68 to #67 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
sam winchester like from the tv series Supernatural?
never saw it but heard hes part demon
that the right one? if not explain it to me
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, from Supernatural, but he tends to only fall for inhuman or half-human girls, ie werewolves, demons, and others.
He's not part-demon. A demon dripped his blood into baby Sam's mouth, and that made him a potential leader for Hell's army. He has since been detoxed from the demon blood, and now we're onto a storyline entirely different than the apocalyptic storyline.
User avatar #70 to #69 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
youve seen the movie splice?
as a pansexual what do you think of her?
User avatar #71 to #70 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
I've seen a part of it. It didn't really appeal to me.
To me, she looks a bit freaky. I think hair would make her more attractive to me. Pansexual only means that I can love someone regardless of their gender or their gender identity, not half-human or inhuman.
User avatar #72 to #71 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
so you'd get along well with someone androgynous who has both boy and girl parts, so is in fact both genders
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
In theory if I were to meet someone like that who had the right personality, then yes. As it is, I am in a monogamous marriage with a biological male. It doesn't mean I'm straight, it means that I found the right person. And he's bi-gender, like me. It works out well.
#74 to #73 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
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if pokemon were real, you could get a ditto
can turn into the perfect lover for you
User avatar #75 to #74 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
Goddammit, why can't there be thumbs on profile comments?!
User avatar #76 to #75 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
maybe we should petition magical fairy princess to change it so we can
User avatar #77 to #76 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
why must ad min make it correct automatically to magical fairy princess? and wtf is up with the stupid poll **** ?
User avatar #78 to #77 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
do the polls even matter
if its anything like real life voting its just a sham to make us think we matter to the powers that be
User avatar #79 to #78 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm OCD to the point where my inbox needs to be empty, and I'm getting sick of the messages
#80 to #79 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
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open minded about life yet OCD at the same time
the girl who is divided by zero
User avatar #84 to #80 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
it's not an eternal struggle. really it's not. i couldn't care less about it. I'm still me, I'm still functioning very well, I don't really have a need for it. I'm happy. It's not a burden, it's just something that makes me genetically imperfect.
#87 to #84 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
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i want genetic modification to be a space marine

it is a struggle living as a mere human when i want something better so much
#82 to #80 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
just because
just because
User avatar #81 to #80 - xxxdemongirl (01/02/2013) [-]
I don't really mind all that much. It's not really an obstacle, and it doesn't really affect my life. Certain things just happen. I could opt for stem cell treatment for certain things like OCD and Aspergers', but just dealing with them is easier. My life is normal, and I can function well, so why bother with treatment of any kind?
User avatar #83 to #81 - konradkurze (01/02/2013) [-]
well why live in a life of eternal struggle
youre not a nun so why live in self-imposed hardship
#61 - Dwarf (11/21/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #338941 at Anime & Manga ** How was Mr. Coleman's class? LOLOLOLOL
#60 - dedaluminus (11/11/2012) [-]
Continuing supernatural gif exchange here
Continuing supernatural gif exchange here
#48 - JohnTheRipper (10/11/2012) [-]
are u a fan of cars? the ones u drive. i ****** love cars.
User avatar #49 to #48 - xxxdemongirl (10/11/2012) [-]
I don't like newer cars. They're too small and don't look awesome. I like older cars. Muscle cars. Yeah...
User avatar #50 to #49 - JohnTheRipper (10/11/2012) [-]
and we have a winner. muscle cars. ding ding ding. i do auto repair and restoration in my spare time. ive fixed up plenty of old muscle cars that have made 2nd and 1st place in competitions. good **** . keeps me occupied.
User avatar #51 to #50 - xxxdemongirl (10/11/2012) [-]
The only problem is that gas is about $4 a gallon, and muscle cars guzzle that **** . Unless someone can find a way to make muscle cars more gas efficient, I won't be able to have one. I'm broke. A few friends and I would be able to build it from the ground up if we had the right parts, but unless we can figure how to make it use less gas, it's pointless.
User avatar #53 to #51 - JohnTheRipper (10/11/2012) [-]
still gets lower 20s on MPG
User avatar #54 to #53 - xxxdemongirl (10/11/2012) [-]
And that's the issue. I love the older Impalas, but they suck on mileage.
User avatar #55 to #54 - JohnTheRipper (10/12/2012) [-]
throw whatever block you want into it. might be a tight fit but u can put almost anything u want in.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxxdemongirl (10/15/2012) [-]
that kinda stuff is my friend's work. I mostly do stuff with the body.
User avatar #57 to #56 - JohnTheRipper (10/15/2012) [-]
friend me over facebook. we will continue this on there if u would like.
User avatar #58 to #57 - xxxdemongirl (10/15/2012) [-]
link to page?
User avatar #59 to #58 - JohnTheRipper (10/15/2012) [-]
https://www.facebook.com/john.c.byard.5
User avatar #52 to #51 - JohnTheRipper (10/11/2012) [-]
V6. Twin turbo that ****** . My DD is a 2003 subaru WRX which has the boxer 4. Ive pushed the boost up to 20 lbs and it puts out about 300 horses at the crank.
#41 - amoussa (10/10/2012) [-]
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YAY! I made a new friend :D
#42 to #41 - xxxdemongirl (10/10/2012) [-]
YAY! Have a cat.
#43 to #42 - amoussa (10/10/2012) [-]
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I FUKKEN LOVE CATS

used to adore my cat until my complex mum kicked it out
#44 to #43 - xxxdemongirl (10/10/2012) [-]
why'd she do that?
#45 to #44 - amoussa (10/10/2012) [-]
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'cause she made it out as if cats are useless, all they do is sleep and eat. I don't care, it's something to love. She also made the excuse that we couldn't look after it properly. Ughhh stupid twisted Middle Eastern cultures are so incompassionate with animals :-/

I'm British and originally Egyptian in case you didn't know
#46 to #45 - xxxdemongirl (10/10/2012) [-]
But... But... kitties are adorable, and huggable... no cute animal should be left defenseless... Guinea pigs and chinchillas do even less than cats, but they're still awesome, and deserve to be loved.
But... But... kitties are adorable, and huggable... no cute animal should be left defenseless... Guinea pigs and chinchillas do even less than cats, but they're still awesome, and deserve to be loved.
#47 to #46 - amoussa (10/10/2012) [-]
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oh god, I want to own every animal there is! Animals always make me feel secure, especially for when I feel lonely or had a **** day. I'm tempted to get a pet duck but in terms of keeping it in a nice secure area, my house is often loud 'cause of my loud obnoxious bitch sister and shouting is my mum's only form of communication. Also, everyone stays up so lights are on so might disturb the ducklings :-(.
User avatar #28 - Dwarf (07/22/2012) [-]
I sent you a request for dat e-pussy.
User avatar #29 to #28 - xxxdemongirl (07/22/2012) [-]
excuse me?
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxxdemongirl (07/22/2012) [-]
you're ******* weird, dude.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Dwarf (07/22/2012) [-]
I think I'm a pretty cool cat to be honest,
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxxdemongirl (07/22/2012) [-]
k. but what's the pic for?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Dwarf (07/22/2012) [-]
It's funny. :3
User avatar #35 to #34 - xxxdemongirl (07/22/2012) [-]
ok. i'd like to know why you sent me a request in the first place, though...
User avatar #36 to #35 - Dwarf (07/22/2012) [-]
I added everyone bitching about their homosexuality on that post.
User avatar #37 to #36 - xxxdemongirl (07/22/2012) [-]
I wasn't bitching. I was informing someone of how they were mistaken.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Dwarf (07/22/2012) [-]
So that's what they call it now. <_<
User avatar #39 to #38 - xxxdemongirl (07/22/2012) [-]
i hate people that say that bisexuality doesn't exist, so I was simply informing that it does.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Dwarf (07/22/2012) [-]
yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh
User avatar #1 - thefunnyside (06/09/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #3 to #2 - thefunnyside (06/09/2012) [-]
Girls on FJ are rare, I try to befriend the ones I find (I'm a girl). So, what's up?
User avatar #5 to #3 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
how about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
Honestly? Thinking about getting off of FunnyJunk, because it's getting really ****** . But I don't think I could. I see some good stuff every now and then.
User avatar #6 to #4 - thefunnyside (06/09/2012) [-]
If you do get off, then where do you go? I hear Reddit isn't bad, but if i ever get off FJ(I don't think I will) I'm going to find a smaller website. The bigger the website is, the worse it gets. Oh, and I'm fine, thank you.
User avatar #7 to #6 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
I honestly don't know. That's the problem. There are too many people on this website. Like, I hate all the racist posts, and the religious posts, and the sexist posts, but a majority of all the newer people on here find it funny. I just hate them. Not the posts themselves, but all the people who keep making them.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thefunnyside (06/09/2012) [-]
I agree. But the internet is full that stuff. What can you do?

I did some looking and found a website called funnyflash. Imma check it out now
User avatar #9 to #8 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
They have games... Weird games...
User avatar #10 to #9 - thefunnyside (06/09/2012) [-]
Forget I even mentioned it... so much wat
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thefunnyside (06/09/2012) [-]
So, I'm from Europe, Serbia to be exact. You?
User avatar #13 to #12 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
the US, but please don't hold that fact against me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thefunnyside (06/09/2012) [-]
I have no reason to. I lived in the US until I was 8, in Ohio. So, School ends, huh?
User avatar #16 to #14 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
i'm hoping to go back to school, I just can't do it right now. Too much money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - xxxdemongirl (06/09/2012) [-]
school ended for me a while ago. I've already graduated high school, and dropped out of college, looking for another school
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