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#119 - No offense, but if we continue this here, a sea of red thumbs …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Wat 0
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Indeed, let us away to your profile
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#153 - foxbreath (08/19/2013) [-]
ITS STILL ON!
ITS STILL ON!
#154 to #153 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/19/2013) [-]
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#152 - gallifreyan (11/02/2012) [-]
GraveGraffiti here. Funnyjunk glitched and I can no longer access my account. Sent you a request; starting over.
#124 - ICEDgrunge (09/21/2012) [-]
sorry for that red thumb ********* yesterday, I don't care about thumbs but that made me feel like ****
#125 to #124 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel bad. But **** I didn't think we'd get like 40 red thumbs each comment jesus...
#126 to #125 - ICEDgrunge (09/22/2012) [-]
******* A, dude, quite a goddamn overreaction for such menial comments, but that's how it is these days with people
#127 to #126 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I mean jesus it was a better joke than "****** ****** 4CHAN REPOST" like most fj nowadays.
#128 to #127 - ICEDgrunge (09/22/2012) [-]
Exactly, Funnyjunk gets so touchy over such selective situations, it's pathetic, what a fickle society this website is
#129 to #128 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
Agreed.

But I would rather stay here than go to Reddit, they think they're the ultimate super race.
#130 to #129 - ICEDgrunge (09/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, they do, I don't know, I just feel like this is my home of homes on the internet, no matter how retarded it gets.
#131 to #130 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
Likewise... By the way did you know who the picture was of or did you just post it for the face?
#132 to #131 - ICEDgrunge (09/27/2012) [-]
The picture was Marilyn Manson, just making a silly face
#133 to #132 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
Okay, just had to ask.

I saw someone use a .gif of Billie a while ago, I commented on it, and they were like "Who the **** is Billie Joe Armstrong?"

I kinda went *******.
#134 to #133 - ICEDgrunge (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah it's horsecock when someone doesn't know such an integral part of music, really flips me out too.
#135 to #134 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
Agreed.

So what music do you like? I assume MM, but I could be wrong.

I'm not trying to be creepy, people's music interests just... Interest me
#136 to #135 - ICEDgrunge (09/27/2012) [-]
It's fine man, nothing creepy about asking about music genres, I do enjoy me some MM, but the main kind of music I've been gravitating towards nowadays is the classic thrash metal, The Big 4, Motorhead, Flotsam and Jetsam, those kind of things, but my favorite genre that I've held dear for so long was the punk/ grunge and alternative rock of the 90's, chiefly Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Black Flag, The Germs, RHCP, Bad Religion. What kind o' music have you been into?
#137 to #136 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
I'm into older Punk and Classic Rock, but I honestly get into some of the newer Metal/ Alternative. The Clash, Ramones, The Replacements, Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, Iggy Pop, Mindless Self Indulgence, MM, etc...

Favorite band is Green Day, but I'm incredibly dissapointed in their new stuff. I prefer Nimrod and Insomniac to American Idiot.
Favorite song is Eleanore Rigby by The Beatles
Album is Meteora by Linkin Park

Wow, I wrote a goddamn novel. By the way I like your taste in music. Who'dve ever thought I'd meet someone awesome over a ******** of red thumbed comments?
#138 to #137 - ICEDgrunge (09/27/2012) [-]
Haha same to you man, that was a *********** if I've ever seen one, who knows what comes from such **********?

and you've got an excellent choice of music yourself friend, I'm not too big on the Ramones or MCR, but I gotta love Mindless Self Indulgence and Green day and such bands. I agree with you on Green Day's new stuff indefinitely, Meteora's a friggin masterpiece too if I do say so mahself.

As for a favorite band that has to go to Nirvana, but my favorite songs and albums fluxuate quite largely in time, like right now my favorite song for the time being has to be "Judas Priest" by Anthrax, one of their newer pieces, but like 2 friggin weeks ago it probably would go to "Hammerhead" by Flotsam and Jetsam.
My alltime favorite album is Stranger Than Fiction by Bad Religion, there wasn't a song on there I didn't like.

But I love writing ******** of text, always a pleasure I welcome
#139 to #138 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
Woman, but thank you.

I bought three albums at the same time that I count all as my first albums: Meteora by Linkin Park, Dookie by Green Day, and Yellow Submarine by The Beatles. And **** you like MSI? I barely know anyone that knows about them. And yes, Green Day's new new album that came out a... Day ago? Two days ago? Is awful.

Both are great songs and album, Bad Religion is awesome

I do too, but I feel bad making people read my huge ******* paragraph then only getting an "Ikr lol" back or something like that.
#140 to #139 - ICEDgrunge (09/27/2012) [-]
Oh dear God sorry I had no idea!

That is a pretty excellent picks for your first albums though, my first albums were Nevermind by Nirvana, Blizzard of Ozz by ozzy osbourne and a crappy "greatest hits" of Stevie Ray Vaughn that skipped all the time. It really sucks what happened to Green Day though, they were amazing on those albums, I didn't mind American idiot, needless to say Dookie was still superior, but they just lost it. And I love me MSI, I found them a few years back when my friend had gotten me into this band called Psyclon 9, I have no idea how one came from the other, but either way it got me into MSI.

I know exactly how you feel with writing though, it's **** to get a small response from a paragraph, a huge paragraph should be repaid with another huge paragraph, that is writers respect to the bone, it shows interest as well, so if you ain't interested, then for Christ sake terminate the conversation
#141 to #140 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
It's no problem, I get it a lot. But I don't want to put "Female" on my profile because then, even if my comments and stuff are funny, all I get is "Back in the kitchen" ****.

I found out about MSI from My Chemical Romance, because the lead singer of MCR is married to Lyn-Z from MSI. And yeah, I adore the members because they are actually great guys in person, but their music has taken a downfall. I didn't expect the new albums to be amazing because there's no way to top 21st Century Breakdown, but you'd think it would have been better.

Exactly! Finally someone understands that!
#145 to #141 - ICEDgrunge (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah I get you, that entire mindset is just ********, it was pathetic to begin with and never funny at all, and now people do it so completely derogatorily it makes me gag.

I didn't know that though about Lyn-Z, dear god my head must've been under a rock or somethin' to miss that. And I agree with you, the entire Attitude that they've had since the 90's is still there, as seen in his little dispute with the whole time for set cut for Usher ******** a few days ago, but they're just missing the essence they captured way back then, it's a damn shame.

And Yes! Trust me I have searched for a long time for someone who feels how I feel about that, it's about goddamn time I've found that person!
#148 to #145 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
I make the jokes once and a while, after all some of them are funny. But it gets annoying when I say something and people **** themselves laughing or something, then I tell them I'm a girl and all the sudden "Oh you're a girl you're inferior that joke wasn't funny lol kitchen bitch make me a sandwich". It just gets irritating. But I hate chicks that think since they're female that they're entitled to everything... It's bogus.

****, that was ******* awesome to watch though. I love watching Billie go all punk rock like the old days, it was just refreshing and fabulous. But yes, she has a baby named Bandit Lee with Gerard Way. A great combo, they're both amazing musicians.

Likewise! It's sad that I know 20 year olds that still don't understand that concept.
#151 to #148 - ICEDgrunge
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Yeah, it's always a double edged sword, everyone in general has the capacity to be pricks. Different volumes of the dickishness measured by different people, girls being self entitled and men being so prejudiced for no reason.

I loved that video too, Billy was so entitled to what he was saying but they forced him to blame it on ******* substances, whatever the substances were, they were right. That's awesome too! Freaking sick name for a kid born from musicians.

And yes, people can be so ignorant no matter the age, it's ridiculous.
#119 - JENNAY (09/11/2012) [-]
They just released another single off of Uno! You will not be disappointed :)
#120 to #119 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/11/2012) [-]
I've listened to all so far, and I only like Kill The DJ :(
Hate the other two.
#121 to #120 - JENNAY (09/14/2012) [-]
Oh Love is easily my least favorite of them. Awww :( Did you hear Nuclear Family?
#122 to #121 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/14/2012) [-]
Yep. Hated Nuclear Family.

I'm so dissapointed. And I'm scared it might be their last, Billie looks absolutely emaciated. Poor guy looks like he's got cancer x20.
#123 to #122 - JENNAY (09/15/2012) [-]
Nooooooo :( I'm sorry
#97 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
We ran out of purple lines again. .__.

And its okay about your "OP" GIF. I find all the ones you use quite amusing. Especially the Green Day ones.
#98 to #97 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
I will use a ton of GD ones then!   
   
And we're doing that more often now .__.
I will use a ton of GD ones then!

And we're doing that more often now .__.
#99 to #98 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
Yay! :D

And yeah, I noticed. .__.

Good thing or bad thing? XD
#100 to #99 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
Good thing! :D
Good thing! :D

#101 to #100 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
Yay! :D

So what shall we talk about now? XD
#102 to #101 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
Uh... I hate that Mike's hair is always down now.
Uh... I hate that Mike's hair is always down now.
#103 to #102 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm guess you like it the way he had it in the GIF above? I do, too.
First time I saw his new hair, I was like: "No, mikey, no! D: "
But then I just got used to it. XD
#104 to #103 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
I can't get used to it! I can't handle it!!!
I can't get used to it! I can't handle it!!!
#105 to #104 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
Maybe he'll fix it later. XD

And by the way, I love that part of Bullet In A Bible displayed in your GIF. XD
#106 to #105 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
Lmao I know it always makes me laugh xD   
   
and i hope so, his hair is weird down...
Lmao I know it always makes me laugh xD

and i hope so, his hair is weird down...
#107 to #106 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
First time I ever saw it I had to cover my eyes.
"What... what is he DOING to the CAMERA?" XD

Lol. What will you do if he never fixes his hair?
#108 to #107 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
I will find him and spike it myself.   
   
Maybe have my way with him.   
   
Dunno yet.
I will find him and spike it myself.

Maybe have my way with him.

Dunno yet.
#110 to #108 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
Kidnap Billie for me while you're talking Mike, okay? XD

Jk. Kidnapping is WRONG... .__.

#111 to #110 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
but musician-napping is ok .____.
but musician-napping is ok .____.
#112 to #111 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
If you say so...


Alright, lets go for it. XD
#113 to #112 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
Can I have Mike AND Tre'? o.o I don't want Billie, he reminds me too much of my dad. and I hate my dad.   
   
Tre' makes me laugh and Mike's just amazing :D
Can I have Mike AND Tre'? o.o I don't want Billie, he reminds me too much of my dad. and I hate my dad.

Tre' makes me laugh and Mike's just amazing :D
#114 to #113 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
First off, I love that GIF. Just epic. XD

Sure, you can have Mike and Tre..

But I love every member of the band... can you share? Just a little? XD
#115 to #114 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/30/2012) [-]
I will share Tre', but Mike is mine xD   
   
And omg the video was EPIC it was so frickin funny
I will share Tre', but Mike is mine xD

And omg the video was EPIC it was so frickin funny
#116 to #115 - LiveWithoutWarning (08/30/2012) [-]
Okay. I suppose that's only fair. XD
#117 to #116 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/31/2012) [-]
Lmao I'm sorry but Mike is my whore xDD
Lmao I'm sorry but Mike is my whore xDD
#118 to #117 - LiveWithoutWarning
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Understood. XD
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#90 - JENNAY (08/11/2012) [-]
I understand where you're coming from. It's hard to listen to a song before an album even comes out because you want to hear the whole thing brand new. Then again, it's freaking Green Day. Not to mention they're coming out with a music video for it before the album even comes out! They're just being too tempting with this
I understand where you're coming from. It's hard to listen to a song before an album even comes out because you want to hear the whole thing brand new. Then again, it's freaking Green Day. Not to mention they're coming out with a music video for it before the album even comes out! They're just being too tempting with this
#91 to #90 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/12/2012) [-]
I know, I'm so goddamn tempted. I have been since it came out guuuuhhhh   
   
we ran out of purple lines, didn't we?
I know, I'm so goddamn tempted. I have been since it came out guuuuhhhh

we ran out of purple lines, didn't we?
#92 to #91 - JENNAY (08/16/2012) [-]
Purple lines are the devil's work!!   
   
Also I felt like the uploader kept thumbing us down after the content got off the front page   
   
   
Also, just so you know, they came out with another song from the albums called "Kill The DJ" Holy sweet lord it's my favorite of the released 3 yet! You're going to love it when you hear it! The production on the vocals especially are incredible Only 41 more days!! Gotta admire your perseverance :p
Purple lines are the devil's work!!

Also I felt like the uploader kept thumbing us down after the content got off the front page


Also, just so you know, they came out with another song from the albums called "Kill The DJ" Holy sweet lord it's my favorite of the released 3 yet! You're going to love it when you hear it! The production on the vocals especially are incredible Only 41 more days!! Gotta admire your perseverance :p
#93 to #92 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/16/2012) [-]
I know, it's driving me NUTS. I wanna listen to them so bad but I'm like "THAN ALL YOUR TIME WAITED ALREADY WILL BE FOR NAUGHT."   
   
Don't you ******* hate when people do that? If it were on my  content for ANYONE, even talking about **** I didn't like, I'd let them keep going until they ran outta purple lines. Common courtesy.   
   
and YAAAY YOU'RE BACK!
I know, it's driving me NUTS. I wanna listen to them so bad but I'm like "THAN ALL YOUR TIME WAITED ALREADY WILL BE FOR NAUGHT."

Don't you ******* hate when people do that? If it were on my content for ANYONE, even talking about **** I didn't like, I'd let them keep going until they ran outta purple lines. Common courtesy.

and YAAAY YOU'RE BACK!
#95 to #93 - JENNAY (08/16/2012) [-]
That's a good point. It'll be worth the wait, these albums are gonna be fantastic   
   
People are ugly and gross and stupid. They have grease on their faces and grabby little monkey hands D:   
   
Don't worry, thinking is for NERDS!   
As are mornings
That's a good point. It'll be worth the wait, these albums are gonna be fantastic

People are ugly and gross and stupid. They have grease on their faces and grabby little monkey hands D:

Don't worry, thinking is for NERDS!
As are mornings
#96 to #95 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/18/2012) [-]
lmao monkey hands... nerds... heuheuheueuehueh.   
   
   
is your pic from the new music video? Im going nuts i wanna hear/watch it so baaaaaad
lmao monkey hands... nerds... heuheuheueuehueh.


is your pic from the new music video? Im going nuts i wanna hear/watch it so baaaaaad

#94 to #93 - xxpartypoisonxx (08/16/2012) [-]
*then

sorry im not paid to think this early
#81 - fluttershyandsuch (04/10/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#75 - xxpartypoisonxx (04/08/2012) [-]
Lol I have the sudden urge to go watch That 70's Show.   
But I don't know why...
Lol I have the sudden urge to go watch That 70's Show.
But I don't know why...
#73 - finalformsorathe (04/08/2012) [-]
If you made dumb ****, what do that make you? A dumb ass.
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