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#51 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Never change Pol, never change +6
#81 - unlithe Comment deleted by xxleeroyjenkinsxx
#72 - enkmaster Comment deleted by xxleeroyjenkinsxx
#26 - whats so funny about a cup of coffee? 08/20/2015 on I got it +2
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#22 - i feel it for the sergeant. he threw it over the soldier's head.  [+] (66 new replies) 08/12/2015 on At least he stuck to the... +52
User avatar #73 - zombifier (08/12/2015) [-]
that's a Corporal Marine's*
#28 - willys (08/12/2015) [-]
Aren't these Marines?
#109 - illegalartist (08/12/2015) [-]
>mfw reading schneidend 's comments

I'm planning on going to OCS after I graduate and my father is a Chief Master Sergeant in the air force. Not that my opinion really matters but I personally don't care about the distinction.
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#68 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
Bro even news company have to abide by this correction. It's not soldiers...Stop defending yourself.

Correct names: I am going into the navy and therefore a sailor not soldier get it? Article below.
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User avatar #71 - yibdiy (08/12/2015) [-]
Only americucks care about dumb crap like this.
#121 - willys (08/12/2015) [-]
Go call an Irishman British and then come back and tell me that shit.
User avatar #123 - yibdiy (08/12/2015) [-]
Called an Englishman Irish (sorry, I don't know any Irishmen), he was confused why would I call him that.

Now I'm back and telling you that only minority of americans give a shit about the distinction between a marine and a soldier.
User avatar #80 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
Hey. You. Yibdiy.

Now, why exactly is this ' dumb crap, ' again? You never did clarify your point.
#113 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
What I've gathered is that the only people who actually care are Marines, because they have a superiority complex. Especially now that the way our armed forces have changed, marines and soldiers are even more indistinguishable to the lay-person. I appreciate everything our different branches of military do for us, but I really, really don't see a point in being so stand-offish. It's purely juvenile.
User avatar #117 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
Lay-people should spend effort studying, I proposition, but that isn't the point.

My point here was that yibdiy was being blatantly disrespectful, and out of courtesy, I attempted to swivel his mind around to a more complete understanding of empathy.
That was my goal, at least. I believe, with evidence, that the actual person behind that handle is fucked up in the head.

Oh well.

Like I said. It was courtesy. I can't save everyone from themselves.

And, now I'm more than a little tired, so, I yield. Sleep time is now. People is not worth my words to be spent upon them no longer for today now ok?ok. baiiiiiiiiii
User avatar #81 - yibdiy (08/12/2015) [-]
"muh military semantics"

No-one, besides some americans, cares and they have no reason to.
User avatar #82 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
I wager that your disregard for consideration of opposing viewpoints and lack of critical analyzation skills leave you stranded with an inability to communicate efficaciously towards any of your desired goals with your peers, other humans.

Perhaps, I mean. I am wondering if you are even aware of the concept of self-control.
You wield words. Can you use them in conjunction with logic and comprehension?

If any of that sounded sarcastic, it wasn't. I'm not making fun of you. I'm actually curious.
User avatar #112 - ThunderChunderFrom (08/12/2015) [-]
Calm down there, Sheldon.
User avatar #114 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
Fuck off.
User avatar #115 - ThunderChunderFrom (08/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #83 - yibdiy (08/12/2015) [-]
Thanks for the cringe.
User avatar #87 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
Sarcasm, again?

I'll be succinct.

Are you fucking stupid?
User avatar #88 - yibdiy (08/12/2015) [-]
Apparently so, because I'm still replying to you.
User avatar #90 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
It's either stupidity or entertainment.

Or it may perhaps be, at this point, bewilderment.

So. What I want for you to do is to open your fucking eyes and comprehend why each of the individual marines behaved the way they did throughout that entire video clip.

You are going to metaphorically ' put yourself in their shoes ' and try to think about why they behaved the way they did when something went wrong.

It wasn't funny. It wasn't even a matter of pride. Everyone screws up in their life somehow. Accidents happen. They're forgivable.

You are either going to attempt to understand any of what I wrote here, or you won't.
You can, I presume, but I truly do not give a fuck if you do or not.

So. Make a choice. Freedom of will is yours.
But I have had a long, hard day. So whatever your response is, it's probably gonna be amusing to me.

And this is the part where I stop speaking.
User avatar #98 - nerdicorn (08/12/2015) [-]
*Tips Fedora
User avatar #99 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
Fuck off.
User avatar #100 - nerdicorn (08/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #101 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
I'm being sincere. You are mocking me, too.

And you don't even know why, I presume.
#103 - nerdicorn (08/12/2015) [-]
Because you're a poopy head.
User avatar #105 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
:3 ya d00d LOL
#107 - nerdicorn (08/12/2015) [-]
#95 - jimmydeeftp (08/12/2015) [-]
You talk like a supervillian
User avatar #131 - supervillian (08/14/2015) [-]
He does NOT talk like me
User avatar #139 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
No, I don't.
User avatar #97 - lathyrusvii (08/12/2015) [-]
Occasionally, yeah, I do.

Like I said, I had a bad day. Thank you for the compliment, though; I do try to speak as clearly as is possible.

Words are powerful. Communication is God. Respect should be rendered, and one should be mindful of the words they speak, and for why they speak them.

I don't always sound like a supervillain. Yet, this person sorta earned my ire.
So. I spoke.

<_o Man. I'd really like to get some sleep, tho. Frickin' insomnia; I'm not gonna be able to do shit useful tomorrow. Goddamn it.
User avatar #126 - AcidFlux (08/12/2015) [-]
Didn't you say something about a part where you stop speaking?

What happened with that?
User avatar #128 - lathyrusvii (08/13/2015) [-]
To the other person. Not to third parties. Like you, and such.
User avatar #143 - AcidFlux (08/16/2015) [-]
":\ I don't know what that means. 3?

I know what :3 means. What do you mean by ' just 3 '?"

User avatar #144 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
Soooooooo... I'm taking it you were referring to the third point of >>#134

So as to mean... lulz.

So... this... causes me to think that we're playing some sort of ridiculously complex game.

<< I can't keep up on intuition forever. Gestalting what you mean only works for so long, and only so accurately. @___@ I'm getting lost.
#145 - AcidFlux (08/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #146 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
And, this is the point communication breaks down.

I have no idea what you want now, and so I leave.
User avatar #129 - AcidFlux (08/14/2015) [-]
Listen, you make valid points. But whether its intentional or not, you're coming across like a pretentious asshole.

The context of the message is just as important as the content.
User avatar #133 - lathyrusvii (08/14/2015) [-]
I am a pretentious asshole.

He started with ad hominem; it's not a requirement for me to actually make sense in my reply, thereafter.

I did it for the lulz.

Someone said I speak like a fuckin' supervillain, I mean. How amusing is that?
User avatar #150 - AcidFlux (08/17/2015) [-]
The four years ago part... you dug up content I posted four years ago, and replied to it.
Four. Years. Ago.

Like I said, I'm very flattered, Pinocchio. But you're starting to be a bit of a creepy stalker.

I'm starting to get scaroused...
#147 - AcidFlux (08/16/2015) [-]
GG. It was fun.

See you around, Doctor Pretentious.
I gotta go, though. There's a never-ending battle with my name on it.
User avatar #149 - lathyrusvii (08/17/2015) [-]
Okay. So, I remember this part. And nowwwww.... four years ago.

I don't recall that part. o_o Uh. Let me check.
User avatar #148 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
<< See ya later, Silly String?? ... I really don't know what happened there, but someone with a lexicon like yours probably has an interesting life ahead of them.

So... good luck, Shadow Broker. :3
User avatar #141 - AcidFlux (08/16/2015) [-]

More like just '3' actually.
User avatar #142 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
:\ I don't know what that means. 3?

I know what :3 means. What do you mean by ' just 3 '?
User avatar #136 - AcidFlux (08/16/2015) [-]
Dissecting? No... just playing with the strings...
User avatar #140 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
o_o I'm gonna call you String Theory. Esty. Mmhm. :3 okay.
User avatar #138 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
That sounds condescending as fuck. o_O


Hmn. I'm not sure what to make of you.
User avatar #137 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
' playing with the strings. '
User avatar #134 - AcidFlux (08/14/2015) [-]
1. I am a pretentious asshole
1. Yes, you are. I'm glad we agree on that.

2. He started with ad hominem; it's not a requirement for me to actually make sense in my reply, thereafter.
2. That's your opinion. Just because your 'opponent' doesn't follow the 'rules' of debate, that's not a justification for you to abandon them, if said rules are important to you. Citing the rules implies importance, in your opinion. Abandoning them suggests that you're being hypocritical. Are the rules of debate important to you, or not?

3. I did it for the lulz.
3. Sure... sure you did, kid.

4. Someone said I speak like a fuckin' supervillain, I mean. How amusing is that?
4. It was fucking hilarious, actually.
User avatar #135 - lathyrusvii (08/16/2015) [-]
Are you dissecting my words? Heh. That's amusing.

Anyway. When my 'opponent' abandons the 'rules' of debate, I take leeway to do about the same in return.

Newton's third Law applies. When I feel like it.

So. Where are we now, anyway? Are you learning something from me, or... what? What are we doing?
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#36 - willys (08/12/2015) [-]
Yes by the dictionary, Marines are soldiers. But colloquially, soldiers refers to a member of the US Army. To argue this over what the dictionary says is incredibly childish and stupid and I won't engage in it further. I will simply choose to respect what members of said branches of service prefer as their title. You're free not to if you feel that semantics are important to you.
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#41 - willys (08/12/2015) [-]
Semantics is precisely the word I meant to use, the only difference being I meant to say "if semantics is MORE important". So now you're being a pedant and not even doing it well.

And you could go into a diatribe about the dictionary definition if you really wanted but I guarantee the Marine wouldn't give one shiny shit about what you had to say.
#40 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
Except for the fact that if you argued semantics Marine would still be the right term. For one thing it specifically refers to naval infantry, which is what we are. And it also is a title. If someone earns a PhD. you refer to them as "Doctor," not "Mr.," even though the second is "technically" correct. So your comments about semantics are ignorant at best since they suggest you are ignorant about a wide variety of factors outside of "dictionary definition" that would influence word choice, and that arguing that it is just semantics makes you look uninformed and a bit disrespectful towards society as a whole, if not just the military.

Also, I will rape you.
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#47 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
It's like you're backpedaling because you're afraid of "the tip of the spear of the US" penetrating that sweet ass. Though it's never just the tip.
#42 - willys (08/12/2015) [-]
Told you a Marine wouldn't give a shit, schneidend.
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#46 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
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