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This nigga goin around tellin pple ima snitch. ima find this lil fagt n slap him dead. he also raped a kid n got his ass beat by my homiecomment
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Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:In a hood near you
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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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User avatar #148 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
If all ******* left America tomorrow...

(keep in mind blacks only make 14% of the US population)
-The prison population would go down by 37%
-There would be almost 50% less gang members
-Rape would go down significantly
-Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
-Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
-SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
-ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
-AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
-Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
-Gonorrhea would go down by 69%
-Syphilis would go would go down by 58%
-The average income would be over 20k more per year
-The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
-Homelessness would go down by 57%
-And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States
www.bop.gov/news/quick.jsp#1
kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/
www.nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html
www.amfirstbooks.com/IntroPages/NonToolbarTopics/IdeologicalQuiz/Quiz-3-Commentary/IdeolQuiz_Answer_02.html
aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/statistics/
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/gonorrhea.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/syphilis.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/chlamydia.htm
www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0697.pdf
kff.org/other/state-indicator/poverty-rate-by-raceethnicity/
homeless.samhsa.gov/ResourceFiles/hrc_factsheet.pdf
www.statisticbrain.com/welfare-statistics/
www.nationalgangcenter.gov/survey-analysis/demographics
nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=171
nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d10/tables/dt10_155.asp
Anthony Walsh (January 2004). Race and crime: a biosocial analysis. Nova Publishers. pp. 23–24. ISBN 978-1-59033-970-1. Retrieved 1 October 2011.
User avatar #149 to #148 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
49 percent of white people in America are overweight and of course your bored lonely ass would waste your time to do the math, i also don't have welfare or food stamps so this don't apply to me.
User avatar #150 to #149 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Never trust a ******** words.
User avatar #151 to #150 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
Look it up, 49 percent of white people in the U.S. are over weight. I also can't apply for welfare, i have 1 full time job and a part time job and i don't have any kids. There are also more white people on welfare than blacks.
User avatar #152 to #151 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Per-capita there are far more blacks on welfare than whites. Thank god we are still the dominant race.
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User avatar #140 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
OGGA BUGGA WER DA WHIT WUMEN AT?
User avatar #141 to #140 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
White women nasty unless they are tan.
#142 to #141 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Thank god
#143 to #142 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
We stealin all you women that why u mad?
#144 to #143 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
>Kim K

>White

Pick 1 Jamal
User avatar #145 to #144 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
Lol you know the reason the KKK got pointed hoods is so they can hide their dunce caps.
User avatar #146 to #145 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
That's original Jamal. You know why ******* get horrible grades and stay on welfare their whole life? Because nature.
User avatar #153 to #146 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
Lol i got B's and C's like an ordinary ***** i also played football in High school and i could of went to USC but i was too broke at the time to pay for college.
User avatar #154 to #153 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
>Has $180 to put in his lap

>Too broke for college

>Builds weed rockets for obama

Make up your mind Jamal.
User avatar #155 to #154 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
Like i said at teh time i was broke. I'm not white like you where i can get a college loan cuz my parents credit score wasn't that good you know how it is being a hood rat like me. Stop calling me Jamal that is not even my name but i like that name might name my son that if i have one. I never said i build weed rockets, i am a soudn engineer which means i make rap isntrumentals and sell them to rappers and i work at a weed dispensary and ring up people's orders so they can get their medicine, much like a pharmacy except a more natural remedy.
User avatar #156 to #155 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
I believe you Jamal
User avatar #157 to #156 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
What job you got? Just curious, you must be really prestigious to have a 401k and a checkbook and credit. I mean i don't have a 401k so you must be a hard working upperclass white knight. What job you got and if you went to college what was your major?
User avatar #158 to #157 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
I post on FJ for a living
User avatar #159 to #158 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
How do you make money? Do you still live with your parents LOL
User avatar #160 to #159 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
I live with admin and we post all day
User avatar #161 to #160 - xxkosukexx (17 hours ago) [-]
Lol my point, i am black and i am more succesful than you. It's okay i am pretty sure KFC is hiring or go to McDonalds if you wanna be around less ****** .
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User avatar #162 to #161 - davidavidson ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Trust me. Just because I don't want to tell you want I do, doesn't mean you are more successful than me Jamal.

I get mad paper
User avatar #163 to #162 - xxkosukexx (16 hours ago) [-]
Pfff i bet you don't even have a bank account let alone a car.
User avatar #165 to #163 - davidavidson ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I have 2 cars
User avatar #166 to #165 - xxkosukexx (16 hours ago) [-]
I have 1, it's a 2003 C230 benz. I don't gotta flex.
#131 - Elk (01/11/2015) [-]
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Wow, someone argues with you, and suddenly you're like, "I'll beat your ass in real life," and, "These kids don't even do drugs." If you're only half ****** , why be so racist against rights I mean whites?

Seriously, whites aren't oppressing blacks anymore than blacks are oppressing whites.

You just got pwnt by britexplain.

I bet you got your ass beaten so much as a kid. You even look like a pussy. You should actually kill yourself.
User avatar #133 to #131 - xxkosukexx (01/24/2015) [-]
damn ***** you really hurt my feelings. Jk your a fag
#134 to #133 - Elk (01/24/2015) [-]
I just can't believe you're this butthurt and delusional over whites.
I just can't believe you're this butthurt and delusional over whites.
User avatar #135 to #134 - xxkosukexx (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm not butt hurt about whites, i'm butt hurt about stupid ass ignorant racists.
User avatar #136 to #135 - Elk (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh, the Iron knee!
User avatar #138 to #136 - xxkosukexx (01/24/2015) [-]
You're a racist cunt just stay off my profile and don't talk to me you dumb ass faggot.
User avatar #139 to #138 - Elk (01/24/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #137 to #136 - xxkosukexx (01/24/2015) [-]
How, i don't hate anyone for their race. What is ironic?
#111 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
look at this stupid ******
User avatar #112 to #111 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
lol you the same anon talkin **** like a lilb itch see me in ****** person ***** come to 11419 19th Avenue Southeast A101
Everett, WA 98208 and see me *****
User avatar #113 to #112 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Do you really think anyone will do that?
User avatar #114 to #113 - xxkosukexx (01/10/2015) [-]
yea cuz smoke em
User avatar #115 to #114 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Unlikely
User avatar #117 to #115 - xxkosukexx (01/10/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #120 to #119 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be a song that plays after I got rekt?
User avatar #122 to #120 - xxkosukexx (01/10/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHPumshGgA This one is ultra rekt you died on tht one from swag
User avatar #121 to #120 - xxkosukexx (01/10/2015) [-]
This is my rekt theme music
User avatar #86 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Your stories are really cool. Please tell me cool stories about doing drugs because you're so cool.
User avatar #123 to #86 - sciencexplain ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
>>90, Really cool? Naah, bro, we need to go further. They're ******* refrigerated.
User avatar #124 to #123 - britexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
You sure they're not frozen?
User avatar #127 to #124 - sciencexplain ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
******* more frozen than ice cube. And vanilla ice. Put together. That's some cold ass **** right there.
User avatar #128 to #127 - britexplain (01/11/2015) [-]
But do you know what's cooler than cool?
User avatar #129 to #128 - sciencexplain ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Not this guy. REKT
User avatar #126 to #125 - britexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
Frozen is cooler than refrigerated.
User avatar #90 to #86 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
but honestly i think it's funny how i can't tell a story about my life with out people saying it's fake or thinkin im some ******* 12 yr old white kid.
#91 to #90 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
So this is you?
So this is you?
User avatar #92 to #91 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
Not literally everything wasn't swirly on acid, it was noticeably swirly just not colorful. Half the ****** on fj don't experiment with LSD so they assume **** and go like "LOL COOL STORY BRO."
User avatar #93 to #92 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
LOL COOL STORY BRO
User avatar #94 to #93 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
you are probably 14. Because you like to bug the **** out of people.
User avatar #95 to #94 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Do you seriously not understand what a joke is?
User avatar #96 to #95 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
Lol you are an idiot to ask a dumb question like that. No **** . A joke is something meant to laugh at and i didn't laugh so eat a dick.
User avatar #97 to #96 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Right, I see now why you have less friends on this site than joshlol.
User avatar #88 to #86 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
a couple swags ago, i did 10 whole marijuanas. BUT FOREAL ***** I DID ACID ONE TIME AND WALKED TO THE MALL AND THEN SAT IN A CAR FOR 45 MINUTES AND TALKED ABOUT **** .
User avatar #87 to #86 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
I have a lot of cool drug swag 420 stories
User avatar #89 to #87 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
How many marijuanas have you injected?
User avatar #80 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
i also took an arrow to..
OH MY GOD are you ******* 9
#82 to #80 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
Do i Look 9 to you?
User avatar #84 to #82 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
dam son
don't kill me
User avatar #81 to #80 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
i'm tryna bring back the old days
User avatar #83 to #81 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
i'm just fukin witcha homie
i'm a total gangster myself
you can tell by my ******* cool hat i also a pretty swaggy hat collection on my profile
User avatar #85 to #83 - xxkosukexx (01/09/2015) [-]
nah ***** gangs aren't cool, that's how my uncle got put in prison n **** and same with my big sis who is in jail rn. **** all tht gang hood **** .
User avatar #78 - maybetraffy (01/08/2015) [-]
I fart in your general direction
User avatar #79 to #78 - xxkosukexx (01/08/2015) [-]
i can't smell it cuz i smell is this loud
User avatar #75 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
I would think you were trolling if I didn't know 10 other ******* exactly like you
#74 - sickboi (12/09/2014) [-]
your comps are the 						****					, actually make me lol
your comps are the **** , actually make me lol
#73 - Indoknight (12/09/2014) [-]
great comps man

you're making my day
#71 - bongldr (12/09/2014) [-]
***** ill catch yo ass lackin **** boy bds gon catch yo ass slipping fool i b smokng on dat kosuke pack soon boy my word is law so dont test me weak ass ***** u ain bout dat life cuz dont **** with the bds you gon end up in a casket ill bury all dem opps 6 ft deep nah talkin bout ion give a **** ***** #3hunna
User avatar #116 to #71 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #72 to #71 - xxkosukexx (12/09/2014) [-]
boy bdk ***** who u think u is boii don test ion play dat **** rns fucc boi folk gang ***** . GDN all day, BD's dirty ass ****** and all dat GDK **** weak boi u aint **** don b flexin on me like dat, betta recognize.
User avatar #66 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
Hey, know I'm probably bugging you, but I play the items game and was wondering if I could have your FJ points. Just thought I'd ask.
User avatar #76 to #66 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
LOL @ U
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkosukexx (12/08/2014) [-]
YUNG ***** MOVE DAT DOPE
User avatar #69 to #67 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
Do me a favor? Gonna mention you in a comment on the items board, reply to it. Can't send a trade offer from my end unless you have items in your profile, this is just the fastest way.
User avatar #68 to #67 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
I like you already.
User avatar #70 to #68 - xxkosukexx (12/08/2014) [-]
WALK IN DA BANDO SEE BRICKS ON THE TABLE!
#65 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You're such a stupid ****** i bet you have never even got laid xD
#64 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#60 - folkflunky (11/27/2014) [-]
You done ****** up now.
User avatar #59 - reapermaster ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
3y f0r3h34d b0ss
User avatar #58 - scopepp (11/27/2014) [-]
Ayy lmao
#57 - knarlyfish ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - aquaekk (11/27/2014) [-]
I like you. You do a good act.
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