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Steam Profile: Pomwatcher
Consoles Owned: PC, xbox 360
Video Games Played: TF2
X-box Gamertag: RageRitual69
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:6/12/2014
Location:Seattle
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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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#80 - haha 02/07/2013 on (216) Facebook +7
#56 - my dad is the opposite of that. 02/07/2013 on chill dad comp 0
#14 - Picture 02/07/2013 on Purina Diet +8
#66 - HAHAHAHA da fuq 02/07/2013 on Puberty 0
#57 - I would have beat the teachers ass. 02/06/2013 on Phone taken away? 0
#52 - Can your friend fuck my face with his engineering jizz please? 02/06/2013 on Pot heads 0
#51 - Apples bro...apples.... 02/06/2013 on Pot heads -2
#115 - Someone needs to make a template of this. 02/05/2013 on Thanks Matt 0
#2855 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #438874… 02/04/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... +1
#2854 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #266338… 02/04/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... 0
#138 - I'd fuck the shit out of Beyonce if i got the mere chance to e… 02/04/2013 on Beyonce's halftime show if... 0
#147 - All the bitches love it. 02/04/2013 on Game of the year +1
#299 - I was troll ing, obviously if people get that butt hurt over … 02/04/2013 on Dead space cake +1
#240 - I'm so photogenic you losers. Do you even lift? I am the capta…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Dead space cake -8
#273 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
Everywhere you go you get thumbs down. and im happy to give them to you.
User avatar #299 - xxkosukexx (02/04/2013) [-]
I was trolling, obviously if people get that butt hurt over this they're fags. What blue name would really not do this. This site is a waste of time.
#102 - They should make a simulation game where you play as a bear an…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Game of the year +22
User avatar #147 - xxkosukexx (02/04/2013) [-]
All the bitches love it.
#111 - KreeperKirby (02/04/2013) [-]
#68 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at… 02/04/2013 on Oh my god, it's jackie... +16
#83 - Damn guys chill out.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Future Pharmacist -2
User avatar #84 - IbeTrollinFewl (02/04/2013) [-]
dood u r so cuul u smoke weeeed <3 ;# :D:D
Really? no one gives half a shit you smoke weed go impress your 13 year old facebook friends.
#15 - I love drinking lean. Like my sister gets prescriptions for th…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Future Pharmacist -58
User avatar #83 - xxkosukexx (02/04/2013) [-]
Damn guys chill out.
User avatar #84 - IbeTrollinFewl (02/04/2013) [-]
dood u r so cuul u smoke weeeed <3 ;# :D:D
Really? no one gives half a shit you smoke weed go impress your 13 year old facebook friends.
#81 - spidahridah (02/04/2013) [-]
This thread is magnificent.
#74 - sexypotato (02/04/2013) [-]
This guy drives a ford edge.
#69 - JudasLitl (02/03/2013) [-]
dude you''re so fucking badass, how many marijuanas can you smoke? i bet it's like, a million

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#43 - bannedfartoooften (02/03/2013) [-]
Why are you ruining my amazing content?
#41 - joyguy (02/03/2013) [-]
You don't smoke weed, you're only supposed to smoke marijuanas and inject pots
#40 - arthurmitchell (02/03/2013) [-]
You're such a badass.
#39 - elcreepo (02/03/2013) [-]
Stay in school kids.
#35 - blackscottsman (02/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - theangryrussian (02/03/2013) [-]
shut up meg.
User avatar #21 - IbeTrollinFewl (02/03/2013) [-]
thats nice honey.
User avatar #17 - zombiestookmybike (02/03/2013) [-]
i'm sure you could say anything gets you high 'especially with some weed'. because, you know, weed gets you high and all that.. like..

toothpaste gets me high, especially with some weed.
User avatar #26 - bannedfartoooften (02/03/2013) [-]
Know what gets me high?
The screams of small children.
User avatar #27 - zombiestookmybike (02/03/2013) [-]
especially with some weed
User avatar #28 - bannedfartoooften (02/03/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#35 - When i sleep in bed with a girl. I wrap my arms around her, i …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on I can relate +2
User avatar #36 - chaoscheese (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, that's your call, dude. I hope you have an awesome relationship. I do as well, but we switch it up here and there.

Different strokes for different folks.
#17 - I'm gonna do that lmfao 02/03/2013 on Mayday Mayday -1
#26 - Who sleeps holding hands? Are they mormon?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2013 on I can relate -5
User avatar #81 - mormon (02/05/2013) [-]
What's my lifestyle got to do with you huh? Leave me out of this.
User avatar #33 - chaoscheese (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm not intending to be sarcastic or condescending, but have you been in a meaningful relationship before?

It's just that feeling you get when you feel like you're with your other half. Just to feel connected, feel close is wonderful. And it usually comes after the sex. Can't be bangin all night now.
User avatar #35 - xxkosukexx (02/03/2013) [-]
When i sleep in bed with a girl. I wrap my arms around her, i don't hold fucking hands with her.
User avatar #36 - chaoscheese (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, that's your call, dude. I hope you have an awesome relationship. I do as well, but we switch it up here and there.

Different strokes for different folks.
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#112 - I hate metal, rock, mlp, and video games for the most part. Th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Posting your opinion on... -5
User avatar #120 - yentabear (02/03/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion, good sir. Thank you for sharing.
#115 - rototornjik (02/03/2013) [-]
#378 - I live in Washington state. It's the best shit ever trust me. 02/03/2013 on The Marijuanas. -1
#74 - This is genius. 02/03/2013 on Guys.. -1
#181 - I listen to mostly rap and r&b, and all my metalhead frien…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on its true -4
#202 - perfectconfusion (02/03/2013) [-]

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#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some shit
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or shit faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your high-shit facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS NIGGA
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - anonymous (02/27/2012) [-]
The fuck i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and shit.
User avatar #10 - ninjathomas ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
i give u a big hug
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxkosukexx (02/10/2012) [-]
dats cool
User avatar #7 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
d'you ever listen to ViViD? or matenrou opera?
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxkosukexx (01/03/2012) [-]
I listen to The Gazette, bring me the horizon, slipknot, alice nine, ViViD sometimes, and other shit.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
I like the gazette, Slipknot, ViViD, My chemical Romance...
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