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#147 - **** that then, thought the game would be more elaborate  [+] (14 new replies) 09/30/2014 on True +1
#148 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
So did I. They're basically turning into EA. They promised us a galaxy (literally) and then decided "It's DLC now." it's going to be "regularly updated", but who cares. I beat it in a week at max level. It's like halo with a borderlands theme. It's still kind of fun..but the crucible/PvP is unbalanced as shit. There's a bunch of level 20 somes who use legendary gear and armor to kick everyone else's ass. Sure,you should be able to use your hard earned gear,but it gives lower levels absolutely no chance.
#189 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
I though mass effect 3 was ok just the ending needed work, sure the Javik dlc was a dick move but still...
#224 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
..I'm talking about Destiny. Not Mass Effect. When I refered to EA,I meant EA in general. For fuck's sake,if we're gonna talk about mass effect,look at the "shop" in online. "Sure,you could work hard,get ingame credits and buy gear! ORRRR YOU COULD USE YOUR CREDIT CARD! FUCK PEOPLE WHO WORK HARD,YOU HAVE YOUR DADDY'S CREDIT CARD TO BUY EVERYTHING SO EA LOVES YOU". They also released a DLC for the sims 4 before it was even out.
#225 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
In game creds > Real money seems like an obvious choice to me.

Put your money somewhere useful children! Like the Walking dead (TellTaleGames)
#229 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
I spent maybe,10-20$ on ME3's online. And I've had the game for like,2 or 3 years now I think.
#230 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
I've spent none on the online and I have two or three n7 a geth juggernaut/destroyer a Collector and a few others all through Gold/silver playthroughs
#232 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
Only reason I spent money on it was,it was after my birthday and I didn't really have enough for anything else at the time,so I figured "What the hell,might as well.". Never did again.
#233 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
Wasn't there some kick ass Dragon Age DLC available or... anything? Anything but buying random crates?
#234 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
For story mode you could get some armor from dragon age,but that was about it. But now ME3's online is so shit that I can barely stay in a match because of all the 8 year olds running around with microphones screaming at the top of their lungs. Doesn't help that they shoot like they're using their eyeballs as testicles.
#235 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
NU go back to CoD 8 year olds Mass Effect is serious buisness with space magic and shit
#236 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind as much if they could shoot. At least then it would be bearable. But when they're all huddling around in a corner trying to do some stupid "1337 gl1tch35" that gets my ass stomped on by an atlas,that's when my patience runs out.
#237 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
#165 - thepenname (09/30/2014) [-]
More like Activision is being typical Activision.
#227 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
You have a good point.
#21 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** I bet all you white boys too s…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on NIGGER CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN +1
#25 - rednuopssa (09/30/2014) [-]
Family man did it
#22 - krayon (09/30/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image** We freed them and gave them equal rights and they still act like niggers.
User avatar #27 - xxkosukexx (09/30/2014) [-]
You didn't free them, your ancestors did. They act like any poor person. If you live in poverty you make bad decisions more likely. I know many sketchy white people that rob and steal just like any other nigga. It isn't about race but where you come from.
#28 - krayon (09/30/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image** Easy there day time Emmy I was just joking.
#143 - I got an xbox one but the only games i got is Battlefield 4 an…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/30/2014 on True +1
User avatar #215 - dcmp (09/30/2014) [-]
Wait a couple months then It will be in the bargain bin for 5 dollars where it belongs
User avatar #172 - badsamaritan (09/30/2014) [-]
Its like they took halo and took away all the charm. Get it or save your money for halo MCC, your decision.
#145 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
I'd wait for the price to drop. I pre-ordered the game and beat it in a week.
User avatar #147 - xxkosukexx (09/30/2014) [-]
Fuck that then, thought the game would be more elaborate
#148 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
So did I. They're basically turning into EA. They promised us a galaxy (literally) and then decided "It's DLC now." it's going to be "regularly updated", but who cares. I beat it in a week at max level. It's like halo with a borderlands theme. It's still kind of fun..but the crucible/PvP is unbalanced as shit. There's a bunch of level 20 somes who use legendary gear and armor to kick everyone else's ass. Sure,you should be able to use your hard earned gear,but it gives lower levels absolutely no chance.
#189 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
I though mass effect 3 was ok just the ending needed work, sure the Javik dlc was a dick move but still...
#224 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
..I'm talking about Destiny. Not Mass Effect. When I refered to EA,I meant EA in general. For fuck's sake,if we're gonna talk about mass effect,look at the "shop" in online. "Sure,you could work hard,get ingame credits and buy gear! ORRRR YOU COULD USE YOUR CREDIT CARD! FUCK PEOPLE WHO WORK HARD,YOU HAVE YOUR DADDY'S CREDIT CARD TO BUY EVERYTHING SO EA LOVES YOU". They also released a DLC for the sims 4 before it was even out.
#225 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
In game creds > Real money seems like an obvious choice to me.

Put your money somewhere useful children! Like the Walking dead (TellTaleGames)
#229 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
I spent maybe,10-20$ on ME3's online. And I've had the game for like,2 or 3 years now I think.
#230 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
I've spent none on the online and I have two or three n7 a geth juggernaut/destroyer a Collector and a few others all through Gold/silver playthroughs
#232 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
Only reason I spent money on it was,it was after my birthday and I didn't really have enough for anything else at the time,so I figured "What the hell,might as well.". Never did again.
#233 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
Wasn't there some kick ass Dragon Age DLC available or... anything? Anything but buying random crates?
#234 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
For story mode you could get some armor from dragon age,but that was about it. But now ME3's online is so shit that I can barely stay in a match because of all the 8 year olds running around with microphones screaming at the top of their lungs. Doesn't help that they shoot like they're using their eyeballs as testicles.
#235 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
NU go back to CoD 8 year olds Mass Effect is serious buisness with space magic and shit
#236 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind as much if they could shoot. At least then it would be bearable. But when they're all huddling around in a corner trying to do some stupid "1337 gl1tch35" that gets my ass stomped on by an atlas,that's when my patience runs out.
#237 - electricwolf (09/30/2014) [-]
#165 - thepenname (09/30/2014) [-]
More like Activision is being typical Activision.
#227 - hazenberdan (09/30/2014) [-]
You have a good point.
#80 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** If a woman doesn't want to …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Sad but true +25
User avatar #112 - blackholed (09/30/2014) [-]
thumbs for roll
#196 - My Mom is full German and no he was a totalitarian dictator an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Anon tells a story +1
User avatar #220 - littleliz (09/30/2014) [-]
im 1/3 german my family told my stories of how though he did bad he did good as well. his intentions were good but he turned for the worse unfortunately. a man like that couldve done so much more good
#38 - Picture 09/30/2014 on nigga my eyes is all fucked up 0
#156 - **xxkosukexx rolls 95** dubs and Fj can stop bitching about … 09/30/2014 on Feminists 0
#47 - How is this funny. 09/30/2014 on Spicy 0
#134 - People that believe Hitler was morally right or even good had …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Anon tells a story -4
User avatar #141 - littleliz (09/30/2014) [-]
i actually never thumb people down until now. hitler had the best intentions for his people. he did help them he did make a difference. i dont know where you are from but i spoke to quite a few germans on the subject and they all said the same basic thing. hitler brought them hope. he had done so many things for germany but he was still a crazy man. but many can thank him for what he did. even my german teacher didnt deny this.
User avatar #196 - xxkosukexx (09/30/2014) [-]
My Mom is full German and no he was a totalitarian dictator and ruined the lives of many people, not just jews, he killed anyone who opposed him. The only reason Hitler helped the economy was because ww2 gave people jobs.
User avatar #220 - littleliz (09/30/2014) [-]
im 1/3 german my family told my stories of how though he did bad he did good as well. his intentions were good but he turned for the worse unfortunately. a man like that couldve done so much more good
#148 - ihateuall (09/30/2014) [-]
yeah lets just overlook all the innocent women and children he killed based off of their race because he made the Germans "feel good"?
User avatar #172 - littleliz (09/30/2014) [-]
like eatmynuts (nice user btw) said i never said genocide was good. cause its terrible. but everything before the jew killing was helpful. he set up many things to help germany get back on its feet again. germany was fucked until hitler came along. he helped them out of a depression
User avatar #170 - eatmynuts (09/30/2014) [-]
he sais hitler had good intentions, he's not wrong there. he never said the genocide was right though
#174 - ihateuall (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the mass genocide negates any "positive" he was doing. If I killed your parents but used their insurance money to donate to cancer research i'd be a bad person
User avatar #176 - eatmynuts (09/30/2014) [-]
nigger when did i say it didnt negate it? all i said was that his intentions were good. quite being stupid, we know Hitler was a bad person.
#177 - ihateuall (09/30/2014) [-]
Yeah "Hitler did nothing wrong" backs up your statement. Man white people are completely crazy
User avatar #180 - eatmynuts (09/30/2014) [-]
>implying that isnt a joke
>implying you arent a troll
#182 - ihateuall (09/30/2014) [-]
Not being a troll, i just don't get this website half the time it's the same jokes over and over. But I can't stop visiting
#183 - eatmynuts (09/30/2014) [-]
>not being a troll
>ihateuall
>pic related
#184 - ihateuall (09/30/2014) [-]
But I DO hate you all
User avatar #188 - eatmynuts (09/30/2014) [-]
potassium
#189 - ihateuall (09/30/2014) [-]
U mad yet?
User avatar #190 - eatmynuts (09/30/2014) [-]
probably idk
#192 - ihateuall (09/30/2014) [-]
#98 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** I got expelled from school for… 09/30/2014 on Reading in class 0
#61 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** They have the authority to kil… 09/29/2014 on N.W.A -1
#60 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** It's from the old rap group NW…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on N.W.A 0
User avatar #63 - oubliette (09/29/2014) [-]
makes cents
90's kid
#106 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** 09/29/2014 on Greentext is great 0
#372 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** Defectors 09/29/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 +1
#39 - **xxkosukexx rolled user leonhardt ** eats poop 09/28/2014 on One of the finest rolls... 0
#28 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** 09/28/2014 on RAAAAPE -1
#74 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** 09/28/2014 on Pushing it to the limit? -1
#62 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** that rustled my jimmies 09/28/2014 on 2spooky 0
#67 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** that's racist! 09/28/2014 on Common task made easier! +1
#9766087 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** good roll 09/27/2014 on sfw random board +1
#159 - I don't buy converse anyways, i buy vans or jordans. 09/27/2014 on Broke vs Rich 0
#152 - Sell heroin. 09/27/2014 on Stop Being Poor 0
#146 - Some people like to wear nice stuff. I personally like more ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Broke vs Rich +1
#148 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
regular converse rip to shit fast regardless....theyre made of fucking canvas
User avatar #159 - xxkosukexx (09/27/2014) [-]
I don't buy converse anyways, i buy vans or jordans.
#66 - You just hating on their swag. **** wit a player 09/27/2014 on Broke vs Rich +12
#139 - do u even lift m8!?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on why i browse /fit/ 0
#150 - findaway (10/11/2014) [-]
ERRY DAY

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User avatar #51 - gugek ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - anon (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - anon (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - anon (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
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