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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Pomwatcher
Consoles Owned: I got an xbox one nigga
Video Games Played: BF4, GTA5, COD, Shogun 2
X-box Gamertag: maddman4
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Seattle
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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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#105 - For example, my parents had bad credit and they had a get a ba… 11/19/2014 on attention straight white males 0
#1224 - Yea, Lightskin ***** i am. Tryna get buff like th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
User avatar #1241 - cliffordlover (11/19/2014) [-]
I tried to get buff like them too. I ended up getting fat. I'll stay like this for a bit though.
#1167 - I'm so hawt, i get all ze hoes  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
User avatar #1196 - cliffordlover (11/19/2014) [-]
You remind me of a skinny HodgeTwin.
User avatar #1224 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Yea, Lightskin nigga i am. Tryna get buff like the hodgetwins tho, already got some pecs n biceps.
User avatar #1241 - cliffordlover (11/19/2014) [-]
I tried to get buff like them too. I ended up getting fat. I'll stay like this for a bit though.
#87 - Well I am a straight black male. I personally believe straight…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on attention straight white males 0
#93 - xlordsmithx (11/19/2014) [-]
As a straight white male, living in a country with 90% the same men as me, i can see my special privilege contrary to the majority of men living in my country. Thanks to clarify your statement to everyone minority black male.

Hmm... that came a bit too harsh... anyway, i just wondered about what happened if europe didn't had that technological advanced over Africa and black would have been the majority in industrial countries like nowadays Europe/North America.
User avatar #105 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
For example, my parents had bad credit and they had a get a bank loan to buy our house. My white friend owns his house and has good credit.
#75 - Comment deleted 11/19/2014 on stay hydrated 0
#70 - **xxkosukexx rolls 88**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on stay hydrated +39
User avatar #76 - indeef (11/19/2014) [-]
god i hate you with so much love
User avatar #71 - trencherson (11/18/2014) [-]
dubs king
#75 - xxkosukexx has deleted their comment.
#453 - fat ben made poop 11/18/2014 on rename anon 0
#66 - **xxkosukexx rolls 22** dubs  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2014 on stay hydrated +83
#206 - xxkosukexx has deleted their comment.
#144 - stepsword (11/19/2014) [-]
**stepsword rolls 07** in your comment number too jesus
User avatar #69 - indeef (11/18/2014) [-]
**indeef rolls 75** gg no re
i messed up on my previous roll thats why i deleted it
User avatar #70 - xxkosukexx (11/18/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 88**
User avatar #76 - indeef (11/19/2014) [-]
god i hate you with so much love
User avatar #71 - trencherson (11/18/2014) [-]
dubs king
#75 - xxkosukexx has deleted their comment.
#67 - indeef has deleted their comment.
#115 - Me and my friends do that to joke around. 11/18/2014 on and they had to run every... 0
#71 - I make it rain on dem hoes i make it rain *lil wayne voice* 11/18/2014 on How to impress the ladies 0
#190 - Picture 11/18/2014 on Now you won't feel so weird +2
#81 - I go to the gym everyday and i see dudes that buff everywhere.…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Misandrist +1
#82 - fecal (11/18/2014) [-]
k den
#88 - richardastley (11/18/2014) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone.
#71 - faggot 11/18/2014 on I'm too sexy for my shirt 0
#92 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** Mang i live in seattle. Reppin… 11/18/2014 on damn hooligans +1
#208 - I like admin he sticks it right up their ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Fagact +2
User avatar #214 - hashtronaut (11/18/2014) [-]
what they do in the FJ boardroom together is irrelevant, we're talking about business here.
#114 - Gamergate and feminists are both retarded. I am not part of th… 11/18/2014 on Total biscuit 0
#33 - Any girl i know that is hot doesn't do that feminist **… 11/18/2014 on Listen up. -1
#21130 - heheh...no 11/18/2014 on Technology Board 0
#21127 - I've downloaded this same torrent before  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #21128 - multiplegermans (11/18/2014) [-]
Can you link me to the torrent?
User avatar #21130 - xxkosukexx (11/18/2014) [-]
heheh...no
#21120 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** Trying to download a torrent a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #21126 - multiplegermans (11/18/2014) [-]
You probably downloaded a torrent with no seeders, find another one
User avatar #21127 - xxkosukexx (11/18/2014) [-]
I've downloaded this same torrent before
User avatar #21128 - multiplegermans (11/18/2014) [-]
Can you link me to the torrent?
User avatar #21130 - xxkosukexx (11/18/2014) [-]
heheh...no
#45 - The sumo wrestler one was the creepiest 11/18/2014 on Pause cartoons at the right... +1
#77 - Why isn't 50 cent's house on here he has a nice and fat house.… 11/18/2014 on Celebrity homes 0
#22 - I was at a party one time n this girl sat on my lap n when she… 11/18/2014 on My nose says no but my... 0
#41 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** how i eats da pussy 11/18/2014 on how he eats da pussy 0
#10 - That's a blunt with weed in it dumb ass.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/17/2014 on got blunt +2
User avatar #11 - theplanetearth (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry you are retarded. You see the only difference between a marijuana cigarette or "faggot stick", and a tobacco cigarette or "retard stick" is what you put inside of them. As long as nobody takes a look or smells the acrid smoke coming from your cheap car nobody will be any the wiser. There actually are some faggots out there that prefer to hand roll their cigarettes so they can just get emphysema instead of cancer.
#12 - thedudeintheshirt (11/17/2014) [-]
If a police sees you smoking a hand rolled cigar, they WILL pull you over with suspicion of marijuana, where they will then confirm it by the smell and arrest you.
User avatar #18 - vanillasmoke (11/17/2014) [-]
smell isn't a liable cause though. know your rights. smell ain't shit and they cannot detain you for it.
#19 - thedudeintheshirt (11/17/2014) [-]
Smell is probable cause.

They can search your vehicle without a warrant if they smell weed.
User avatar #20 - vanillasmoke (11/17/2014) [-]
not where I'm from, smell is nothing. you have to be acting unnatural and have visible paraphernalia for them to do anything.
#21 - thedudeintheshirt (11/17/2014) [-]
These are laws of the USA. Where are you from?
User avatar #22 - vanillasmoke (11/17/2014) [-]
lol no i live in CT. It's decriminalized. Same with mass. I'm fairly certain marijuana is a state governed. There's medical marijuana places everywhere, RI and Maine. Dispensary's are about to be coming in all over New England.
#23 - thedudeintheshirt (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, I should have said PA. Weed isn't de-crim'd here yet. It's still against federal law though.

I would love to live in a state where it's decriminalized. Isn't a marijuana violation like <40$?
User avatar #24 - vanillasmoke (11/17/2014) [-]
In CT the troopers where I live do not give a fuck been pulled over baking the car and he just said get home. Town cops in mass are dicks though, from what i've heard the fine is like 100 bucks but they do give you the option to hand in your shit and get no fine. But if you're carrying serious weight it is still a serious crime.
User avatar #34 - Twithyiguess (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you always this stupid? Because everything you just said was bullshit
User avatar #37 - vanillasmoke (11/18/2014) [-]
please tell me how?

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#52 - nevergiveuphope (11/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone !
Honestly.
Even you.
User avatar #51 - gugek ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
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