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Consoles Owned: PC, xbox 360
Video Games Played: TF2
X-box Gamertag: RageRitual69
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:3/02/2014
Location:Seattle
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latest user's comments

#121 - i have no chin cleft. In fact i think chin cleft is ***… 02/17/2013 on Chins -1
#83 - i'm too nice 02/16/2013 on Alpha as Fuck 0
#81 - I dunno bro, i just see beauty in lots of girls. Don't be a sm…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Alpha as Fuck 0
User avatar #82 - olmesy (02/16/2013) [-]
I'd still say you're giving the 10s out too easily. I genuinely have only met one person where I can't flaw their looks in some way or another
User avatar #83 - xxkosukexx (02/16/2013) [-]
i'm too nice
#340 - Woah it's illegal! omfg we all gone die ***** ! 02/16/2013 on Operation Repost +1
#78 - I know quite a few 10s haha  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Alpha as Fuck +1
User avatar #79 - olmesy (02/16/2013) [-]
Well then, you sir, are quite frivolous with your review scorings
User avatar #81 - xxkosukexx (02/16/2013) [-]
I dunno bro, i just see beauty in lots of girls. Don't be a smart ass and posta picture of some fat bitch and say "Even dis one!!111!!!!! fegt."
User avatar #82 - olmesy (02/16/2013) [-]
I'd still say you're giving the 10s out too easily. I genuinely have only met one person where I can't flaw their looks in some way or another
User avatar #83 - xxkosukexx (02/16/2013) [-]
i'm too nice
#73 - How come the girl in these green text stories are never a 10/1…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Alpha as Fuck +1
User avatar #87 - thatguyontheright (02/17/2013) [-]
10's don't exist.
User avatar #76 - jpv (02/16/2013) [-]
There are no 10s in this world.
User avatar #78 - xxkosukexx (02/16/2013) [-]
I know quite a few 10s haha
User avatar #79 - olmesy (02/16/2013) [-]
Well then, you sir, are quite frivolous with your review scorings
User avatar #81 - xxkosukexx (02/16/2013) [-]
I dunno bro, i just see beauty in lots of girls. Don't be a smart ass and posta picture of some fat bitch and say "Even dis one!!111!!!!! fegt."
User avatar #82 - olmesy (02/16/2013) [-]
I'd still say you're giving the 10s out too easily. I genuinely have only met one person where I can't flaw their looks in some way or another
User avatar #83 - xxkosukexx (02/16/2013) [-]
i'm too nice
#189 - I want a wall paper version of this 02/16/2013 on Make your wish 0
#199 - Someone's gonna fagflag you bruh 02/15/2013 on Happy Valentines day 0
#120 - Take shrooms with the 200mg dosage of like vicodin or oxycodon… 02/15/2013 on I'm Sorry 0
#372 - woah, you're like so funny man.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on Too true +2
#373 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (02/15/2013) [-]
#365 - Well i have all 3 on all 3 days so suck it everybody. Even tho…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Too true -10
#378 - icecreamonnips (02/15/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
#387 - thebigcountry (02/15/2013) [-]
#370 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (02/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #372 - xxkosukexx (02/15/2013) [-]
woah, you're like so funny man.
#373 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (02/15/2013) [-]
#3053 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random comment #3076796 posted by Ma… 02/10/2013 on What You Scream During Sex 0
#3865 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at… 02/10/2013 on This is what you wake up to... 0
#7623 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random comment #2879668 posted by aq… 02/10/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#7 - i just use dove ***** hahaha 02/09/2013 on Asian, Goddammit! 0
#20 - Imagine having a needle shoved in your dick hole and having a …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on i guess i'm not eating... 0
#21 - whatwhen (02/09/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Zilean and his swag ** sounds fun
#35 - do you even top gun? 02/09/2013 on I don't know what I expected 0
#28 - hahaha 02/09/2013 on Whats the matter? 0
#159 - take that romney 02/09/2013 on Pew Pew Bama +8
#156 - I think Justin Beaver jokes are getting ******* o…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on Playoffs +7
#162 - themiamiheatsuck (02/09/2013) [-]
Wtf he doesn't sound like a chick bitch
#214 - of course this fat **** finished his food that fast. 02/09/2013 on My GF's Birthday Dinner -5
#6032 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random comment #253013 posted by vau… 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#5953 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at… 02/08/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#6031 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random comment #7392 posted by dumer… 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#1840 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #426 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on This is what you wake up to... +2
User avatar #1849 - Z A H A (02/08/2013) [-]
..... lucky

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#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - anonymous (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
User avatar #10 - ninjathomas (02/10/2012) [-]
i give u a big hug
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxkosukexx (02/10/2012) [-]
dats cool
User avatar #7 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
d'you ever listen to ***** ? or matenrou opera?
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxkosukexx (01/03/2012) [-]
I listen to The Gazette, bring me the horizon, slipknot, alice nine, ***** sometimes, and other **** .
User avatar #9 to #8 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
I like the gazette, Slipknot, ***** , My chemical Romance...
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