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#42 - Eminem is from Detroit  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Gay 0
User avatar #43 - yunoknow (11/20/2014) [-]
well he ain't there anymore is he?
User avatar #44 - xxkosukexx (11/20/2014) [-]
His mansion is in Michigan tho
#34 - **xxkosukexx rolls 788** 11/20/2014 on Wtf Obama? 0
#25 - I'm black and i'm trying real hard no to laugh. 11/20/2014 on Hnnnghfjiolgsdg +2
#239 - At least i can get laid. 11/20/2014 on Bitches b like im better... 0
#95 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** what boosts mine 11/20/2014 on work cloths > slut cloths +3
#180 - **xxkosukexx rolls 975** 11/19/2014 on Special People -1
#178 - **xxkosukexx rolls 06** Someone special to me is admin.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Special People -1
User avatar #180 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 975**
#206 - Comment deleted 11/19/2014 on stay hydrated 0
#135077 - Sloppy Toppy go hard too 11/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#122 - No, in my state you can walk into a dispensary at 21 and buy weed. 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
#173 - I bet u look like this bruh  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Bitches b like im better... +2
User avatar #233 - niggernazi (11/20/2014) [-]
Atleast im not black
User avatar #239 - xxkosukexx (11/20/2014) [-]
At least i can get laid.
#135059 - Pretty sick mixtape by Travis $cott  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #135061 - awesomerninjathing (11/19/2014) [-]
mamacita is my jam
User avatar #135077 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Sloppy Toppy go hard too
#111 - Lol I've done that. Sold some 7th graders salt and said it was molly.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Hit me +1
User avatar #112 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
And thanks to the placebo effect they probably still thought they got high. I'll never forget when my little sister showed me the "weed" that she had just bought (it was literally weeds from somebody's front yard. She told me he told her to "let it cure for a few days." I was the one who got to tell her that she paid $20 for dandelion leaves.
#135 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Evolution and Bible +1
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#109 - Ha, you forgot that high schoolers our potential customers sin…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
#118 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah but if weed were ever TRUELY legal in the same manner as alchohol (right now it's only really legal as medical marijuana so you need a card and you're only allowed to buy specific quantities making it inefficient for true dealing) then you would have a problem because your only demographic would be highschoolers who smoke pot, don't have any friends over the age of 20, and are more willing to deal with you than they are willing to just tip someone 5 bucks to pick them up a few grams from the local dispensary which, lets face it, 9/10 times is better shit than what you get from some back ally high school dealers with a few home grown plants.
User avatar #122 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
No, in my state you can walk into a dispensary at 21 and buy weed.
#119 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
one of the main reasons that I'm a little reluctant about this whole legalize marijuana act since as far as I'm concerned if you don't succeed on the high road is the only really route left for a comfortable life style.

What are all the pot dealers going to do if this shit goes legal? Blue collar labor? Fuck that, killing the marijuana industry would put so many people out of the job it's not even funny.
User avatar #132 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Uh...it creates jobs...legal jobs and eliminates crime.
#163 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
it get rid of a lot of lower class jobs and replaces them with a handful of middle/upperclass jobs I.E. Pharmacists and farmers meanwhile it's getting harder and harder to live on lower class incomes for 'honest' work.

I don't know about where you're from but all most Upon finishing this post I remembered a couple of people who were just kind of scum bag pot dealers but they deal in other drugs as well so they don't really count since they're not really getting fucked over by this so much the pot dealers I know aren't really bad people and they need the money (I.E. ones a single mother of three, ones a kid with a crack head dad who takes care of his younger siblings, one was a con 10 years back which prevents him from finding honest work and makes it difficult to raise his 5 year old son, a couple are kids who got fucked over by the local school system, ones an old man whose back got completely fucked up working manual labor for 20 years yet didn't get a pension or work mans comp or anything etc etc)
As it stands pots really the only good career choice for these people since most low qualification jobs really don't pay enough to get by and while a single 'supplier' creates opportunities for about one or two dozen said people to make a decent living, a single dispensary has about half that man job opportunities and at end of the day a large portion of the funds made in such a manner are going to be lost to large corporations and politicians meaning the low qualification jobs they will open up are going to be just as shitty as the ones that already exist.

Like I understand the whole oh no crime is bad! outlook, I've been around the block I've seen some of the fucked up shit that can go down from a lawless society but I've also seen what happens when big companies monopolize shit and if pot becomes legalized I imagine it's probably going to the same way as tobacco and the cigarette.
User avatar #166 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
First off the last thing a pharmacist wants is pot to be legalized because that would be hell on earth for Big Pharma.

Anyway, many drug dealers are complete shit heads and many drug dealers are very nice respectful people. I know a few rich people that deal too just for the fun of it. That being said, these people can not hold back legalizing weed. Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of them are smart enough pot heads that they can work in the legal pot industry. They can open up their own shops, work in curing centers, begin small farming, - some people I know are science freaks about pot, always testing new things and shit. In the states that pot has become legalized people have been dedicating their time to the biotechnical aspect of pot growing. It's crazy, hilarious and great because it opens up official jobs for pot heads and dealers alike.

As for the tobacco comment, I never smoke big tobacco cigarettes - I grow my own tobacco for cigarettes, cigars/cigarilos, and pipe. I do still buy my own cigars though every now and then. Plus I also buy shisha for Hookah usage. So will marijuana become like big tobacco? Only if we let them just mass produce that and dump chemicals in it. Local, natural process is better overall for us and the community.

Shit can work even for the dealers, they just have to apply themselves in this changing times.
#164 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
didn't mean to underline the all I meant to cross it out.
#110 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
Well far be it for me to hold you back from your dreams. If you're looking for extra profit you can always sell dandelion leaves to middle schoolers and tell them it's weed or mint tic tacs as Xanax or orange tic tacs as Adderoll. May your journey be as prosperous as it is fulfilling.
User avatar #111 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Lol I've done that. Sold some 7th graders salt and said it was molly.
User avatar #112 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
And thanks to the placebo effect they probably still thought they got high. I'll never forget when my little sister showed me the "weed" that she had just bought (it was literally weeds from somebody's front yard. She told me he told her to "let it cure for a few days." I was the one who got to tell her that she paid $20 for dandelion leaves.
#89 - I need to re-up with that money and buy food and clothes n … 11/19/2014 on Hit me +1
#83 - Man i can't afford college and i am a drop out n i sell weed. …  [+] (14 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hit me +2
User avatar #100 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
Fast forward 3 years:
>weed is now legal
>nobody needs to buy it illegally anymore
>you don't have a job
>you don't have a degree
>?
>in 2019 you begin sucking dick for crack
User avatar #109 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Ha, you forgot that high schoolers our potential customers since they cant buy weed legally. That is who i sell too or people who aren't 21 yet. I already live in Seattle where it is legal.
#118 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah but if weed were ever TRUELY legal in the same manner as alchohol (right now it's only really legal as medical marijuana so you need a card and you're only allowed to buy specific quantities making it inefficient for true dealing) then you would have a problem because your only demographic would be highschoolers who smoke pot, don't have any friends over the age of 20, and are more willing to deal with you than they are willing to just tip someone 5 bucks to pick them up a few grams from the local dispensary which, lets face it, 9/10 times is better shit than what you get from some back ally high school dealers with a few home grown plants.
User avatar #122 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
No, in my state you can walk into a dispensary at 21 and buy weed.
#119 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
one of the main reasons that I'm a little reluctant about this whole legalize marijuana act since as far as I'm concerned if you don't succeed on the high road is the only really route left for a comfortable life style.

What are all the pot dealers going to do if this shit goes legal? Blue collar labor? Fuck that, killing the marijuana industry would put so many people out of the job it's not even funny.
User avatar #132 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Uh...it creates jobs...legal jobs and eliminates crime.
#163 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
it get rid of a lot of lower class jobs and replaces them with a handful of middle/upperclass jobs I.E. Pharmacists and farmers meanwhile it's getting harder and harder to live on lower class incomes for 'honest' work.

I don't know about where you're from but all most Upon finishing this post I remembered a couple of people who were just kind of scum bag pot dealers but they deal in other drugs as well so they don't really count since they're not really getting fucked over by this so much the pot dealers I know aren't really bad people and they need the money (I.E. ones a single mother of three, ones a kid with a crack head dad who takes care of his younger siblings, one was a con 10 years back which prevents him from finding honest work and makes it difficult to raise his 5 year old son, a couple are kids who got fucked over by the local school system, ones an old man whose back got completely fucked up working manual labor for 20 years yet didn't get a pension or work mans comp or anything etc etc)
As it stands pots really the only good career choice for these people since most low qualification jobs really don't pay enough to get by and while a single 'supplier' creates opportunities for about one or two dozen said people to make a decent living, a single dispensary has about half that man job opportunities and at end of the day a large portion of the funds made in such a manner are going to be lost to large corporations and politicians meaning the low qualification jobs they will open up are going to be just as shitty as the ones that already exist.

Like I understand the whole oh no crime is bad! outlook, I've been around the block I've seen some of the fucked up shit that can go down from a lawless society but I've also seen what happens when big companies monopolize shit and if pot becomes legalized I imagine it's probably going to the same way as tobacco and the cigarette.
User avatar #166 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
First off the last thing a pharmacist wants is pot to be legalized because that would be hell on earth for Big Pharma.

Anyway, many drug dealers are complete shit heads and many drug dealers are very nice respectful people. I know a few rich people that deal too just for the fun of it. That being said, these people can not hold back legalizing weed. Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of them are smart enough pot heads that they can work in the legal pot industry. They can open up their own shops, work in curing centers, begin small farming, - some people I know are science freaks about pot, always testing new things and shit. In the states that pot has become legalized people have been dedicating their time to the biotechnical aspect of pot growing. It's crazy, hilarious and great because it opens up official jobs for pot heads and dealers alike.

As for the tobacco comment, I never smoke big tobacco cigarettes - I grow my own tobacco for cigarettes, cigars/cigarilos, and pipe. I do still buy my own cigars though every now and then. Plus I also buy shisha for Hookah usage. So will marijuana become like big tobacco? Only if we let them just mass produce that and dump chemicals in it. Local, natural process is better overall for us and the community.

Shit can work even for the dealers, they just have to apply themselves in this changing times.
#164 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
didn't mean to underline the all I meant to cross it out.
#110 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
Well far be it for me to hold you back from your dreams. If you're looking for extra profit you can always sell dandelion leaves to middle schoolers and tell them it's weed or mint tic tacs as Xanax or orange tic tacs as Adderoll. May your journey be as prosperous as it is fulfilling.
User avatar #111 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
Lol I've done that. Sold some 7th graders salt and said it was molly.
User avatar #112 - landerp (11/19/2014) [-]
And thanks to the placebo effect they probably still thought they got high. I'll never forget when my little sister showed me the "weed" that she had just bought (it was literally weeds from somebody's front yard. She told me he told her to "let it cure for a few days." I was the one who got to tell her that she paid $20 for dandelion leaves.
User avatar #88 - heartlessrobot (11/19/2014) [-]
Use the money from selling drugs to pay for college.
User avatar #89 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
I need to re-up with that money and buy food and clothes n shit n pay rent. niggga shiiiied
#136 - DUDE BLACK WOMEN ARE PRETTY TOO I **** WITH THEM …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Bitches b like im better... +9
#149 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
I'll admit some Black women are attractive, just not the Ratchet kind.
#151 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
Too bad 90% of them are ugly ratchet ass jiggaboos
User avatar #148 - niggernazi (11/19/2014) [-]
>nose too big
>eyes too far from eachother
>asymetrical tits

Eh, id give her 3/10 at my best
#173 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
I bet u look like this bruh
User avatar #233 - niggernazi (11/20/2014) [-]
Atleast im not black
User avatar #239 - xxkosukexx (11/20/2014) [-]
At least i can get laid.
User avatar #147 - chojiheadoftheclan (11/19/2014) [-]
i feel you but all I end up with is white girls
#132 - Man, when ever us black dudes start ******* white…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Bitches b like im better... -2
#192 - lookatmyhouseofwax (11/19/2014) [-]
Ayy mane
#140 - iitoxictz (11/19/2014) [-]
#134 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't blame you guys for fucking white women. black women aren't attractive.
#136 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
DUDE BLACK WOMEN ARE PRETTY TOO I FUCK WITH THEM TOO. BUT AS AN AMERICAN I AM SURROUNDED BY WHITE WOMEN. SO I MIGHT HAVE TO FUCK A COUPLE. NIGGA SHIT.
#149 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
I'll admit some Black women are attractive, just not the Ratchet kind.
#151 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
Too bad 90% of them are ugly ratchet ass jiggaboos
User avatar #148 - niggernazi (11/19/2014) [-]
>nose too big
>eyes too far from eachother
>asymetrical tits

Eh, id give her 3/10 at my best
#173 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
I bet u look like this bruh
User avatar #233 - niggernazi (11/20/2014) [-]
Atleast im not black
User avatar #239 - xxkosukexx (11/20/2014) [-]
At least i can get laid.
User avatar #147 - chojiheadoftheclan (11/19/2014) [-]
i feel you but all I end up with is white girls
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#52 - I am mixed. My dad is black and my Mom is white. Don't see any…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Bitches b like im better... 0
#123 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
inferior white boys downvoted you. its ok. just fuck their women knowing they'll only be satified with you
#179 - youregaylol (11/19/2014) [-]
>whites are inferior to their slaves
>blacks can satisfy any woman
>negro dreams

top kek
#196 - wraithguard (11/19/2014) [-]
interesting
#51 - I'm black and i would never give a white girl my seed. I'm sav… 11/19/2014 on Bitches b like im better... -1
#32 - Hell yeah all my ****** watch DBZ 11/19/2014 on hahaha black people +1
#31 - Dis ***** tryna make a young chop beat 11/19/2014 on hahaha black people 0
#45 - I hate when some 13 yr old is like "omg Beatles r so good…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on L4D 0
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#52 - nevergiveuphope (11/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone !
Honestly.
Even you.
User avatar #51 - gugek ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
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