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#127 - She was Ethiopian dna proves it.  [+] (23 new replies) 10/18/2014 on pray for her 0
User avatar #166 - fjacctfucku (10/18/2014) [-]
she was white dna proves it
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User avatar #131 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
actually there were 6 women who went by the name cleopatra in egypt so cant really generalize this

but still...the only reason egypt became a power was because of the mixed blood of arabs, whites and asians in there

look at how mixed race egypt prospered yet full blooded nigger africa was tribal bullshit
User avatar #153 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're pretty damn racist, holy shit.
User avatar #171 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
because its racist to speak the obvious truth....
right?

User avatar #176 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And I suppose you've heard of Timbuktu, Zimbabwe, Kush, etc. These are noteworthy cities that, while I'm sure Africans and mixed alike both contributed to their survival and prevalence, it's hardly "tribal bullshit."
User avatar #179 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well lets see....
timbuktu only started really getting anywhere about 900 years ago when saharan caravans came through the area for trade and the area started making money

zimbabwe also nothing till about 1000 years ago when arab merchants came there and about a century later the kingdom really started and things went up for them

kush...hmmm right next to mixed race egypt....real pure huh

face it kid...its because of the egyptians / arabs that the chimps got anywhere....
User avatar #174 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're stating that Egypt wouldn't have thrived whatsoever if its population was entirely homogeneous, consisting of Africans. Somehow you believe that if Asians, Muslims, or Europeans had their blood mixed in with that of an Africans, it would make said African more efficient/productive than a typical African male or female?
User avatar #177 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well the history of the world speaks for itself...mixed race egypt thrived and grew while pureblood apes stayed living in stick huts and loindlothes like savages.....

pureblood whites arabs and asians have each built up their cultures, pureblood blacks havent....even today there are blacks who openly shun modern life....they have the option to join in but avoid it and in some cases openly attack / kill those from the modern lifewho come anywhere near their villages
User avatar #178 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You really do realize how racist you're sounding at this moment, calling Africans apes?
And just because a group of people want to keep their culture doesn't make them any lesser or greater than current, modern cultures. Honestly, Africans aren't the only ones who still remain connected with their ancient way of life. Asians, whites, and Muslims have plenty of towns or villages that attempt to follow the path of their ancient ancestry
User avatar #181 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but other races actually belive in more modern things like stone houses, actual clothes, growing farms, and other things of modern times....in fact the most backwards white people are the amish who live in the colonial fashion whih is still fairly modern like only 2-300 years old

blacks in africa are living tribal like their people did a couple THOUSAND years ago

i dont see other races living how they did way back then....
User avatar #183 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Actual clothing?

Do you think that Africans where animal skins all the time or in general, the ones that live as they did in the past?

they dress for their climate. Hot. They have clothes, robes, etc. They don't walk around wearing loincloths all the time.
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
and who taught them to spin cloth
arabs

User avatar #187 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying they're so incompetent that they can't make clothing for themselves? Dude.
User avatar #189 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
no im saying they ha no concept of spun cloth till arabs showed them what it was and how to make it
User avatar #191 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I read(book) somewhere and I just liked up a source or two stating that Africans were able to weave rope by 4500 BC. Pretty sure they also had the concept of making clothing .
User avatar #199 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but how to dinosaur bones last forever and not break down as other bones do

either theres something odd with the lack of decay or carbon dating isnt as soli as scientists think
User avatar #200 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Google that, I guess. I'm not that knowledgeable about archaeology.
User avatar #195 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
still kinda wondering about the carbon dating thing

i mean...bones of most other living things break down after a couple hundred years, and scientists try to say the dinosaur bones have lasted millions of years?
User avatar #197 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Dinosaur bones have been found within the past 20 years. They do last for millions of years, as proven.
User avatar #192 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well how do we really know since africans never really kept much in the way of written recrods
User avatar #193 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
True, they had griots, but they still had written books and kept certain historic(major and minor) records. Also, carbon dating.
#122 - He killed Osama  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on pray for her -4
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
doubt it...
if they actually got the right guy then why did they arrange 'accidents'; to kill off the seal team who 'shot' him

it was faked and they killed the seals to stop them leaking it
#121 - Cleopatra was full black dna proves, even in a documentary loo…  [+] (41 new replies) 10/18/2014 on pray for her -3
User avatar #126 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
dude seriously, she had greek ancestry and refused to speak Egyptian

User avatar #169 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
because wiki is absolute truth
User avatar #172 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
No, but it is pretty reliable, contrary to not so popular belief that it holds the most incorrect information ever.
User avatar #175 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well is you looked elsewhere you'd also find there have been dna tests proving there have been other races mixed in with egypt....

still raises the question....if the original egyptians were full chimp then how were they able to build civilization anf the rest of the junglehavent been able to

more likely its because of mixing in with other races that egyptians became a stable mixed breed and gained the ability of evolving culture as the other races have while the pureblood chimps stayed behind
User avatar #180 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm going to be able to have a decent argument with someone who soundly believes Africans are the equivalent of chimps/apes/monkeys, and less than human. And can you provide me proof of these DNA tests?

In my opinion, I think it's better if we just agree that most conclusions are still being heavily speculated to this day, so it's still uncertain. Can we at least agree on that?
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well yeah we can agree to disagree, though there were tests up till the 60's proving blacks were less evolved....then the 'human rights' movements came up and alot of stuff had to be rewritten to shut people up.....like making blacks 'human' and making gays 'not genetic but just a choice'

difference is at least after 40 years they went back to do more testing and proved to people again that gay is in fact genetic but gays didnt care...but noone could get away with retesting africans because theyre more likely to flip their shit and cause mayhem if they hear things they dont like
you have to be careful even talking about fried chicken around black people in case they think youre referring to them, god help anyone who tries mentioning evolution to them
User avatar #185 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And the whole "if you're skull is shaped like this you're inferior" is BS. Let's be real here. Skull shape/size isn't a determination of how wise you could potentially be or how intelligent you are.
User avatar #184 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm a black male (16) who plans to participate in the STEM field actively. I do believe in evolution. And I'm not mixed, my family is affluent, and I still find it irritating how broad your generalizations are. All blacks? There are thousands if not millions(out of African/Black population) that are scientists and that believe in evolution.

but honestly who doesn't like chicken other than vegans.
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
as in blacks who have been in the societies of other races or at least gained education from outside sources to advance themselves....
not really a black achievement if others provided the data they needed to do anything

and here....have some chicken comedy
Dave Chapelle: Black people and Chicken!
User avatar #190 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I'll admit this. This whole ordeal is so complicated, from Arabs and Christianity taking over(sometimes destroying) African culture, a variety of races making contact with Africa(don't forget that information was shared, not given), and other factors, let's agree to disagree. I think Africa definitely had complex civilizations and many ancient philosophers, but it's hard to develop a compelling argument against someone who thinks that my race was derived directly from chimps only thousands of years ago, while every other race was already sufficiently evolved.
User avatar #194 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
shared still means arabs showing the africans things they had no idea about before arabs came

and its not thousands of years ago...the first ancestor of humans migrated out of africa a couple hundred thousand years ago, and evolved to early humans in the middle east an spread in all directions to mix in with natives elsewhere and developed other races, and its from mixing in with the arab merchants who travelled through africa

some say the oldest ruins in africa are like 7500 years old...thats cute, but the oldest ruins in the middle east are 15,000 years old
User avatar #196 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And Africans showed Arabs things they didn't know about either.
User avatar #198 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
and theres also the modern tribal issue....how despite generations of civilized behaviour...as soon as apartheid ended the blacks went urban tribal using guns and machetes to fuck each other up instead of spears

hell even the 'civilized' blacks there like robert mugabe and idi amin used tribal force to get into office, when votes didnt work outfor them they just stormed the government office, beat the shit out of the elected guy and took power for themselves....then proceeded to commit crimes against humanity

User avatar #202 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And what's the difference between tribal force and violence/regular force. Seriously.
User avatar #201 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Two incidents like that doesn't define African politics, but those men aren't civilized.
User avatar #203 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well even under modern lifestyles with technology, the zulu tribe still goes tribal trying to kill others....so using modern methods to keep their tribal conflicts alive
User avatar #127 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
She was Ethiopian dna proves it.
User avatar #166 - fjacctfucku (10/18/2014) [-]
she was white dna proves it
#141 - vaulttec (10/18/2014) [-]
#140 - vaulttec has deleted their comment.
User avatar #131 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
actually there were 6 women who went by the name cleopatra in egypt so cant really generalize this

but still...the only reason egypt became a power was because of the mixed blood of arabs, whites and asians in there

look at how mixed race egypt prospered yet full blooded nigger africa was tribal bullshit
User avatar #153 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're pretty damn racist, holy shit.
User avatar #171 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
because its racist to speak the obvious truth....
right?

User avatar #176 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And I suppose you've heard of Timbuktu, Zimbabwe, Kush, etc. These are noteworthy cities that, while I'm sure Africans and mixed alike both contributed to their survival and prevalence, it's hardly "tribal bullshit."
User avatar #179 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well lets see....
timbuktu only started really getting anywhere about 900 years ago when saharan caravans came through the area for trade and the area started making money

zimbabwe also nothing till about 1000 years ago when arab merchants came there and about a century later the kingdom really started and things went up for them

kush...hmmm right next to mixed race egypt....real pure huh

face it kid...its because of the egyptians / arabs that the chimps got anywhere....
User avatar #174 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're stating that Egypt wouldn't have thrived whatsoever if its population was entirely homogeneous, consisting of Africans. Somehow you believe that if Asians, Muslims, or Europeans had their blood mixed in with that of an Africans, it would make said African more efficient/productive than a typical African male or female?
User avatar #177 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well the history of the world speaks for itself...mixed race egypt thrived and grew while pureblood apes stayed living in stick huts and loindlothes like savages.....

pureblood whites arabs and asians have each built up their cultures, pureblood blacks havent....even today there are blacks who openly shun modern life....they have the option to join in but avoid it and in some cases openly attack / kill those from the modern lifewho come anywhere near their villages
User avatar #178 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You really do realize how racist you're sounding at this moment, calling Africans apes?
And just because a group of people want to keep their culture doesn't make them any lesser or greater than current, modern cultures. Honestly, Africans aren't the only ones who still remain connected with their ancient way of life. Asians, whites, and Muslims have plenty of towns or villages that attempt to follow the path of their ancient ancestry
User avatar #181 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but other races actually belive in more modern things like stone houses, actual clothes, growing farms, and other things of modern times....in fact the most backwards white people are the amish who live in the colonial fashion whih is still fairly modern like only 2-300 years old

blacks in africa are living tribal like their people did a couple THOUSAND years ago

i dont see other races living how they did way back then....
User avatar #183 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Actual clothing?

Do you think that Africans where animal skins all the time or in general, the ones that live as they did in the past?

they dress for their climate. Hot. They have clothes, robes, etc. They don't walk around wearing loincloths all the time.
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
and who taught them to spin cloth
arabs

User avatar #187 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying they're so incompetent that they can't make clothing for themselves? Dude.
User avatar #189 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
no im saying they ha no concept of spun cloth till arabs showed them what it was and how to make it
User avatar #191 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I read(book) somewhere and I just liked up a source or two stating that Africans were able to weave rope by 4500 BC. Pretty sure they also had the concept of making clothing .
User avatar #199 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but how to dinosaur bones last forever and not break down as other bones do

either theres something odd with the lack of decay or carbon dating isnt as soli as scientists think
User avatar #200 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Google that, I guess. I'm not that knowledgeable about archaeology.
User avatar #195 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
still kinda wondering about the carbon dating thing

i mean...bones of most other living things break down after a couple hundred years, and scientists try to say the dinosaur bones have lasted millions of years?
User avatar #197 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Dinosaur bones have been found within the past 20 years. They do last for millions of years, as proven.
User avatar #192 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well how do we really know since africans never really kept much in the way of written recrods
User avatar #193 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
True, they had griots, but they still had written books and kept certain historic(major and minor) records. Also, carbon dating.
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User avatar #119 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah real awesome to apply a military rank to a man who has never served in the armed forces
User avatar #122 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
He killed Osama
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
doubt it...
if they actually got the right guy then why did they arrange 'accidents'; to kill off the seal team who 'shot' him

it was faked and they killed the seals to stop them leaking it
#115 - Well who gives a **** in the end everyone wishes … 10/18/2014 on pray for her -2
#114 - We fully identify with *********** 10/18/2014 on pray for her 0
#111 - Yeah Europeans rode Jesus' dick and all their civilizations we…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on pray for her -2
User avatar #112 - thatguyontheright (10/18/2014) [-]
Couldn't stop the domination of Islam in Africa....the Europeans were able to stop them in Spain.
User avatar #115 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
Well who gives a fuck in the end everyone wishes they was kanye west or lil wayne. Everone wanna be a rich young nigga. Niggas is crackin.
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#105 - The ancient Egyptians were black. And Timbuktu was the biggest…  [+] (47 new replies) 10/18/2014 on pray for her -6
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
egyptians were actually mixed race....been dna proven they have white and asian genes
User avatar #121 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
Cleopatra was full black dna proves, even in a documentary look it up. King Tut was also black
User avatar #126 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
dude seriously, she had greek ancestry and refused to speak Egyptian

User avatar #169 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
because wiki is absolute truth
User avatar #172 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
No, but it is pretty reliable, contrary to not so popular belief that it holds the most incorrect information ever.
User avatar #175 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well is you looked elsewhere you'd also find there have been dna tests proving there have been other races mixed in with egypt....

still raises the question....if the original egyptians were full chimp then how were they able to build civilization anf the rest of the junglehavent been able to

more likely its because of mixing in with other races that egyptians became a stable mixed breed and gained the ability of evolving culture as the other races have while the pureblood chimps stayed behind
User avatar #180 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm going to be able to have a decent argument with someone who soundly believes Africans are the equivalent of chimps/apes/monkeys, and less than human. And can you provide me proof of these DNA tests?

In my opinion, I think it's better if we just agree that most conclusions are still being heavily speculated to this day, so it's still uncertain. Can we at least agree on that?
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well yeah we can agree to disagree, though there were tests up till the 60's proving blacks were less evolved....then the 'human rights' movements came up and alot of stuff had to be rewritten to shut people up.....like making blacks 'human' and making gays 'not genetic but just a choice'

difference is at least after 40 years they went back to do more testing and proved to people again that gay is in fact genetic but gays didnt care...but noone could get away with retesting africans because theyre more likely to flip their shit and cause mayhem if they hear things they dont like
you have to be careful even talking about fried chicken around black people in case they think youre referring to them, god help anyone who tries mentioning evolution to them
User avatar #185 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And the whole "if you're skull is shaped like this you're inferior" is BS. Let's be real here. Skull shape/size isn't a determination of how wise you could potentially be or how intelligent you are.
User avatar #184 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm a black male (16) who plans to participate in the STEM field actively. I do believe in evolution. And I'm not mixed, my family is affluent, and I still find it irritating how broad your generalizations are. All blacks? There are thousands if not millions(out of African/Black population) that are scientists and that believe in evolution.

but honestly who doesn't like chicken other than vegans.
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
as in blacks who have been in the societies of other races or at least gained education from outside sources to advance themselves....
not really a black achievement if others provided the data they needed to do anything

and here....have some chicken comedy
Dave Chapelle: Black people and Chicken!
User avatar #190 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I'll admit this. This whole ordeal is so complicated, from Arabs and Christianity taking over(sometimes destroying) African culture, a variety of races making contact with Africa(don't forget that information was shared, not given), and other factors, let's agree to disagree. I think Africa definitely had complex civilizations and many ancient philosophers, but it's hard to develop a compelling argument against someone who thinks that my race was derived directly from chimps only thousands of years ago, while every other race was already sufficiently evolved.
User avatar #194 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
shared still means arabs showing the africans things they had no idea about before arabs came

and its not thousands of years ago...the first ancestor of humans migrated out of africa a couple hundred thousand years ago, and evolved to early humans in the middle east an spread in all directions to mix in with natives elsewhere and developed other races, and its from mixing in with the arab merchants who travelled through africa

some say the oldest ruins in africa are like 7500 years old...thats cute, but the oldest ruins in the middle east are 15,000 years old
User avatar #196 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And Africans showed Arabs things they didn't know about either.
User avatar #198 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
and theres also the modern tribal issue....how despite generations of civilized behaviour...as soon as apartheid ended the blacks went urban tribal using guns and machetes to fuck each other up instead of spears

hell even the 'civilized' blacks there like robert mugabe and idi amin used tribal force to get into office, when votes didnt work outfor them they just stormed the government office, beat the shit out of the elected guy and took power for themselves....then proceeded to commit crimes against humanity

User avatar #202 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And what's the difference between tribal force and violence/regular force. Seriously.
User avatar #201 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Two incidents like that doesn't define African politics, but those men aren't civilized.
User avatar #203 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well even under modern lifestyles with technology, the zulu tribe still goes tribal trying to kill others....so using modern methods to keep their tribal conflicts alive
User avatar #127 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
She was Ethiopian dna proves it.
User avatar #166 - fjacctfucku (10/18/2014) [-]
she was white dna proves it
#141 - vaulttec (10/18/2014) [-]
#140 - vaulttec has deleted their comment.
User avatar #131 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
actually there were 6 women who went by the name cleopatra in egypt so cant really generalize this

but still...the only reason egypt became a power was because of the mixed blood of arabs, whites and asians in there

look at how mixed race egypt prospered yet full blooded nigger africa was tribal bullshit
User avatar #153 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're pretty damn racist, holy shit.
User avatar #171 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
because its racist to speak the obvious truth....
right?

User avatar #176 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And I suppose you've heard of Timbuktu, Zimbabwe, Kush, etc. These are noteworthy cities that, while I'm sure Africans and mixed alike both contributed to their survival and prevalence, it's hardly "tribal bullshit."
User avatar #179 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well lets see....
timbuktu only started really getting anywhere about 900 years ago when saharan caravans came through the area for trade and the area started making money

zimbabwe also nothing till about 1000 years ago when arab merchants came there and about a century later the kingdom really started and things went up for them

kush...hmmm right next to mixed race egypt....real pure huh

face it kid...its because of the egyptians / arabs that the chimps got anywhere....
User avatar #174 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're stating that Egypt wouldn't have thrived whatsoever if its population was entirely homogeneous, consisting of Africans. Somehow you believe that if Asians, Muslims, or Europeans had their blood mixed in with that of an Africans, it would make said African more efficient/productive than a typical African male or female?
User avatar #177 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well the history of the world speaks for itself...mixed race egypt thrived and grew while pureblood apes stayed living in stick huts and loindlothes like savages.....

pureblood whites arabs and asians have each built up their cultures, pureblood blacks havent....even today there are blacks who openly shun modern life....they have the option to join in but avoid it and in some cases openly attack / kill those from the modern lifewho come anywhere near their villages
User avatar #178 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You really do realize how racist you're sounding at this moment, calling Africans apes?
And just because a group of people want to keep their culture doesn't make them any lesser or greater than current, modern cultures. Honestly, Africans aren't the only ones who still remain connected with their ancient way of life. Asians, whites, and Muslims have plenty of towns or villages that attempt to follow the path of their ancient ancestry
User avatar #181 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but other races actually belive in more modern things like stone houses, actual clothes, growing farms, and other things of modern times....in fact the most backwards white people are the amish who live in the colonial fashion whih is still fairly modern like only 2-300 years old

blacks in africa are living tribal like their people did a couple THOUSAND years ago

i dont see other races living how they did way back then....
User avatar #183 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Actual clothing?

Do you think that Africans where animal skins all the time or in general, the ones that live as they did in the past?

they dress for their climate. Hot. They have clothes, robes, etc. They don't walk around wearing loincloths all the time.
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
and who taught them to spin cloth
arabs

User avatar #187 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying they're so incompetent that they can't make clothing for themselves? Dude.
User avatar #189 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
no im saying they ha no concept of spun cloth till arabs showed them what it was and how to make it
User avatar #191 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I read(book) somewhere and I just liked up a source or two stating that Africans were able to weave rope by 4500 BC. Pretty sure they also had the concept of making clothing .
User avatar #199 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but how to dinosaur bones last forever and not break down as other bones do

either theres something odd with the lack of decay or carbon dating isnt as soli as scientists think
User avatar #200 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Google that, I guess. I'm not that knowledgeable about archaeology.
User avatar #195 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
still kinda wondering about the carbon dating thing

i mean...bones of most other living things break down after a couple hundred years, and scientists try to say the dinosaur bones have lasted millions of years?
User avatar #197 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Dinosaur bones have been found within the past 20 years. They do last for millions of years, as proven.
User avatar #192 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well how do we really know since africans never really kept much in the way of written recrods
User avatar #193 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
True, they had griots, but they still had written books and kept certain historic(major and minor) records. Also, carbon dating.
User avatar #110 - thatguyontheright (10/18/2014) [-]
Sorry cant hear you over our Guns, Germs, and Steel.
User avatar #111 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
Yeah Europeans rode Jesus' dick and all their civilizations were based off of jesus and his vagina. They never took baths. Africans drove back the romans too.
User avatar #112 - thatguyontheright (10/18/2014) [-]
Couldn't stop the domination of Islam in Africa....the Europeans were able to stop them in Spain.
User avatar #115 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
Well who gives a fuck in the end everyone wishes they was kanye west or lil wayne. Everone wanna be a rich young nigga. Niggas is crackin.
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User avatar #133 - residentevilfan (10/18/2014) [-]
Can you cum 4 times in a row and still be hard? No didn't think so
User avatar #116 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah
like look at obama.
biggest fucking criminal in usa and hes black
#117 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolled image** Obama is are commander and chief...the US preident
User avatar #119 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah real awesome to apply a military rank to a man who has never served in the armed forces
User avatar #122 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
He killed Osama
User avatar #125 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
doubt it...
if they actually got the right guy then why did they arrange 'accidents'; to kill off the seal team who 'shot' him

it was faked and they killed the seals to stop them leaking it
User avatar #113 - sunnyday (10/18/2014) [-]
>Thinks blacks are superior
>Calls them by racist slur
User avatar #114 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
We fully identify with niggeration
User avatar #109 - goza (10/18/2014) [-]
Fuck you I'll out smoke any black man short of snoop anyday
#104 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
And never created a civilization worthy of note.
#136 - ranzoray (10/18/2014) [-]
That really isn't true
User avatar #105 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
The ancient Egyptians were black. And Timbuktu was the biggest trade of salt and gold. Timbuktu is in west Africa
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
egyptians were actually mixed race....been dna proven they have white and asian genes
User avatar #121 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
Cleopatra was full black dna proves, even in a documentary look it up. King Tut was also black
User avatar #126 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
dude seriously, she had greek ancestry and refused to speak Egyptian

User avatar #169 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
because wiki is absolute truth
User avatar #172 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
No, but it is pretty reliable, contrary to not so popular belief that it holds the most incorrect information ever.
User avatar #175 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well is you looked elsewhere you'd also find there have been dna tests proving there have been other races mixed in with egypt....

still raises the question....if the original egyptians were full chimp then how were they able to build civilization anf the rest of the junglehavent been able to

more likely its because of mixing in with other races that egyptians became a stable mixed breed and gained the ability of evolving culture as the other races have while the pureblood chimps stayed behind
User avatar #180 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm going to be able to have a decent argument with someone who soundly believes Africans are the equivalent of chimps/apes/monkeys, and less than human. And can you provide me proof of these DNA tests?

In my opinion, I think it's better if we just agree that most conclusions are still being heavily speculated to this day, so it's still uncertain. Can we at least agree on that?
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well yeah we can agree to disagree, though there were tests up till the 60's proving blacks were less evolved....then the 'human rights' movements came up and alot of stuff had to be rewritten to shut people up.....like making blacks 'human' and making gays 'not genetic but just a choice'

difference is at least after 40 years they went back to do more testing and proved to people again that gay is in fact genetic but gays didnt care...but noone could get away with retesting africans because theyre more likely to flip their shit and cause mayhem if they hear things they dont like
you have to be careful even talking about fried chicken around black people in case they think youre referring to them, god help anyone who tries mentioning evolution to them
User avatar #185 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And the whole "if you're skull is shaped like this you're inferior" is BS. Let's be real here. Skull shape/size isn't a determination of how wise you could potentially be or how intelligent you are.
User avatar #184 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm a black male (16) who plans to participate in the STEM field actively. I do believe in evolution. And I'm not mixed, my family is affluent, and I still find it irritating how broad your generalizations are. All blacks? There are thousands if not millions(out of African/Black population) that are scientists and that believe in evolution.

but honestly who doesn't like chicken other than vegans.
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
as in blacks who have been in the societies of other races or at least gained education from outside sources to advance themselves....
not really a black achievement if others provided the data they needed to do anything

and here....have some chicken comedy
Dave Chapelle: Black people and Chicken!
User avatar #190 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I'll admit this. This whole ordeal is so complicated, from Arabs and Christianity taking over(sometimes destroying) African culture, a variety of races making contact with Africa(don't forget that information was shared, not given), and other factors, let's agree to disagree. I think Africa definitely had complex civilizations and many ancient philosophers, but it's hard to develop a compelling argument against someone who thinks that my race was derived directly from chimps only thousands of years ago, while every other race was already sufficiently evolved.
User avatar #194 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
shared still means arabs showing the africans things they had no idea about before arabs came

and its not thousands of years ago...the first ancestor of humans migrated out of africa a couple hundred thousand years ago, and evolved to early humans in the middle east an spread in all directions to mix in with natives elsewhere and developed other races, and its from mixing in with the arab merchants who travelled through africa

some say the oldest ruins in africa are like 7500 years old...thats cute, but the oldest ruins in the middle east are 15,000 years old
User avatar #196 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And Africans showed Arabs things they didn't know about either.
User avatar #198 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
and theres also the modern tribal issue....how despite generations of civilized behaviour...as soon as apartheid ended the blacks went urban tribal using guns and machetes to fuck each other up instead of spears

hell even the 'civilized' blacks there like robert mugabe and idi amin used tribal force to get into office, when votes didnt work outfor them they just stormed the government office, beat the shit out of the elected guy and took power for themselves....then proceeded to commit crimes against humanity

User avatar #202 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And what's the difference between tribal force and violence/regular force. Seriously.
User avatar #201 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Two incidents like that doesn't define African politics, but those men aren't civilized.
User avatar #203 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well even under modern lifestyles with technology, the zulu tribe still goes tribal trying to kill others....so using modern methods to keep their tribal conflicts alive
User avatar #127 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
She was Ethiopian dna proves it.
User avatar #166 - fjacctfucku (10/18/2014) [-]
she was white dna proves it
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User avatar #131 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
actually there were 6 women who went by the name cleopatra in egypt so cant really generalize this

but still...the only reason egypt became a power was because of the mixed blood of arabs, whites and asians in there

look at how mixed race egypt prospered yet full blooded nigger africa was tribal bullshit
User avatar #153 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're pretty damn racist, holy shit.
User avatar #171 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
because its racist to speak the obvious truth....
right?

User avatar #176 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
And I suppose you've heard of Timbuktu, Zimbabwe, Kush, etc. These are noteworthy cities that, while I'm sure Africans and mixed alike both contributed to their survival and prevalence, it's hardly "tribal bullshit."
User avatar #179 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well lets see....
timbuktu only started really getting anywhere about 900 years ago when saharan caravans came through the area for trade and the area started making money

zimbabwe also nothing till about 1000 years ago when arab merchants came there and about a century later the kingdom really started and things went up for them

kush...hmmm right next to mixed race egypt....real pure huh

face it kid...its because of the egyptians / arabs that the chimps got anywhere....
User avatar #174 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You're stating that Egypt wouldn't have thrived whatsoever if its population was entirely homogeneous, consisting of Africans. Somehow you believe that if Asians, Muslims, or Europeans had their blood mixed in with that of an Africans, it would make said African more efficient/productive than a typical African male or female?
User avatar #177 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well the history of the world speaks for itself...mixed race egypt thrived and grew while pureblood apes stayed living in stick huts and loindlothes like savages.....

pureblood whites arabs and asians have each built up their cultures, pureblood blacks havent....even today there are blacks who openly shun modern life....they have the option to join in but avoid it and in some cases openly attack / kill those from the modern lifewho come anywhere near their villages
User avatar #178 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
You really do realize how racist you're sounding at this moment, calling Africans apes?
And just because a group of people want to keep their culture doesn't make them any lesser or greater than current, modern cultures. Honestly, Africans aren't the only ones who still remain connected with their ancient way of life. Asians, whites, and Muslims have plenty of towns or villages that attempt to follow the path of their ancient ancestry
User avatar #181 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but other races actually belive in more modern things like stone houses, actual clothes, growing farms, and other things of modern times....in fact the most backwards white people are the amish who live in the colonial fashion whih is still fairly modern like only 2-300 years old

blacks in africa are living tribal like their people did a couple THOUSAND years ago

i dont see other races living how they did way back then....
User avatar #183 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Actual clothing?

Do you think that Africans where animal skins all the time or in general, the ones that live as they did in the past?

they dress for their climate. Hot. They have clothes, robes, etc. They don't walk around wearing loincloths all the time.
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
and who taught them to spin cloth
arabs

User avatar #187 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
So you're saying they're so incompetent that they can't make clothing for themselves? Dude.
User avatar #189 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
no im saying they ha no concept of spun cloth till arabs showed them what it was and how to make it
User avatar #191 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
I read(book) somewhere and I just liked up a source or two stating that Africans were able to weave rope by 4500 BC. Pretty sure they also had the concept of making clothing .
User avatar #199 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
yeah but how to dinosaur bones last forever and not break down as other bones do

either theres something odd with the lack of decay or carbon dating isnt as soli as scientists think
User avatar #200 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Google that, I guess. I'm not that knowledgeable about archaeology.
User avatar #195 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
still kinda wondering about the carbon dating thing

i mean...bones of most other living things break down after a couple hundred years, and scientists try to say the dinosaur bones have lasted millions of years?
User avatar #197 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
Dinosaur bones have been found within the past 20 years. They do last for millions of years, as proven.
User avatar #192 - konradkurze (10/18/2014) [-]
well how do we really know since africans never really kept much in the way of written recrods
User avatar #193 - vashford (10/18/2014) [-]
True, they had griots, but they still had written books and kept certain historic(major and minor) records. Also, carbon dating.
User avatar #110 - thatguyontheright (10/18/2014) [-]
Sorry cant hear you over our Guns, Germs, and Steel.
User avatar #111 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
Yeah Europeans rode Jesus' dick and all their civilizations were based off of jesus and his vagina. They never took baths. Africans drove back the romans too.
User avatar #112 - thatguyontheright (10/18/2014) [-]
Couldn't stop the domination of Islam in Africa....the Europeans were able to stop them in Spain.
User avatar #115 - xxkosukexx (10/18/2014) [-]
Well who gives a fuck in the end everyone wishes they was kanye west or lil wayne. Everone wanna be a rich young nigga. Niggas is crackin.
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