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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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#19 - I hate fat people cuz they all act like that. 11/13/2014 on (untitled) -1
#165 - why do people hate on Kanye West, yeah he interrupted Taylor S…  [+] (57 new replies) 11/13/2014 on facebook posts -1
User avatar #222 - philliyoMLB (11/13/2014) [-]
Because he all he is doing is trying to segregate people more and more, and is making problems out of nothing?
#198 - clevernameguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Because he's self-aggrandizing and his music is ok at best.
User avatar #186 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
If you hate kanye West you just a hater in my opinion.
#201 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
And if I love someone I'm a lover...You don't say
User avatar #204 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
For my theme song
My leather black jeans on
My by-any-means on
Pardon, I'm getting my scream on
Enter the kingdom
But watch who you bring home
They see a black man with a white woman
At the top floor they gone come to kill King Kong
Middle America packed in
Came to see me in my black skin
Number one question they're askin'
Fuck every question you askin'
If I don't get ran out by Catholics
Here come some conservative Baptists
Claiming I'm overreactin'
Like them black kids in Chiraq bitch
User avatar #209 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
What is this disoriented stuff? Rap is an insult to literature.
User avatar #217 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Joey Bada$$ - Waves (Official Video) Go listen to what ever shit you listen to i honestly don't care but your judging rap based on only some rap, not all rap is materialistic.
User avatar #212 - ninjask (11/13/2014) [-]
Rap is a boon to literature, actually.
Niggers are an insult to it.
User avatar #215 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
Show me one rap song that you consider respectable as a literature writing?
User avatar #225 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #221 - ninjask (11/13/2014) [-]
Death Grips - Beware

And I know soon come my time, For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken, Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow, Cuz no hell, there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle, The triumphant overcome

Trips to where few have been
Out of thin air, upon high winds, Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know, Have seen the truth beneath the glow
Of the ebb and flow, where roots of all mysteries grow
I am below, so far below
The bottom line
Transmitting live, transmissions rise, From the depths out of controlled by
Suspended glance of an unblinking eyes
Imminent gaze cast 'pon the path that winds
'Pon the path I find, and claim as mine
To ride the waves, Of unrest
Made to make me shine as a testament
To why the ways of the blind will never get, Shit but shanked by my disrespect, Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath, Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness, Channeled to invoke what we represent

etc etc
#250 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty good.
User avatar #223 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Are you trying insult "niggers" and then quote rap music? Dumb ass nigga, black people invented rap.
User avatar #227 - ninjask (11/13/2014) [-]
wut
no
I said rap music is good, just not the nigger shit
take for example,idk Waka Flocka Flame

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA
LEAVE YOU STANKIN NIGGA
i can't remember the rest
User avatar #228 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah and Tupac was a nigger
User avatar #229 - ninjask (11/13/2014) [-]
sure i guess
User avatar #231 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Don't understand why people say nigger so loosely on this site. It's offensive it really is.
User avatar #234 - ninjask (11/13/2014) [-]
Same reason that anyone says anything that's offensive. It's funny, or at least that's the way I see it.
I don't mean to offend anyone, but I'm not going to stop having fun just to avoid it.
User avatar #220 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #211 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Rap is suppose to be edgy. Go listen to Justin bieber than faggot.
#216 - comradecommi (11/13/2014) [-]
*supposed
*then

User avatar #219 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
fuckin faggot ass grammar nazi suck my dick
User avatar #241 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
You're trying to prove that rap be a respected literature medium. And then you call someone a faggot for correcting your grammar? ninjask at least showed a good example.

And I'm sure he meant niggers as in those gangsta rap that's that their life goal is to appear on mtv and "gid moneh, smoke weed ev'ry day " calling a black guy a nigger even if you're black is like calling a free man a slave. Do you know what a nigger mean?
User avatar #242 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
How is me calling someone a faggot relevant to rap, i made a dumb typo. Did you lsiten to those songs? Can you call rap stupid now?
User avatar #248 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
Yes because your examples are terrible. Only 30 seconds in and the guy already said shit bitch fuck nigga a couple of times rappers don't even produce their own music they have to sample everything.

It's crap.
User avatar #249 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
You obviously didn't listen to any of the songs cuz they didn't even say any of that in that context. All musicians sample, a lot of rappers also make beats from scratch.
User avatar #252 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
All musicians sample? No only rappers. not even pop musicians do (most of the time)
User avatar #253 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
What ever, i'm a sound engineer and i make rap beats so i know what producers do, A lot of stuff is sampling, a lot of the songs Kanye Made he produced him self.
#269 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
I can see why music is shit nowadays if they hire sound engineers who don't know much about music.
#235 - comradecommi (11/13/2014) [-]
Calling me a faggot, then asking me to suck your dick?

I think you are the only homosexual in this conversation my boy.
User avatar #237 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
wow are you 12.
User avatar #218 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
fuckign faggot ass grammar nazi suck my dick
#214 - vivjames (11/13/2014) [-]
Lol edgy?
User avatar #179 - mathmanchris (11/13/2014) [-]
Please look up what it takes to be considered a genius.
This man most surely is not.
User avatar #181 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
I was over exaggerating
User avatar #182 - mathmanchris (11/13/2014) [-]
I hope so.
User avatar #176 - redclover (11/13/2014) [-]
because he's quite possibly the most self-centered and arrogant person on the planet
he would let a bus full of people die just because he thought he might get his shirt dirty if he tried to help
User avatar #177 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
That's a prejudging someone. He donates to a lot of foundations and he also meets kids with cancer. Yeah he wears expensive clothes because he's a fashion designer as well and he appreciates fashion. He really isn't arrogant, if you watch his interviews he is really intellectual.
User avatar #197 - animeiscancer (11/13/2014) [-]
He's not a good person, he has a good PR manager.
idiot.
#174 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
I don't see what makes him a genius...
User avatar #175 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm a big hip hop fan so i know a lot of stuff about Kanye West and his whole music production and his lyrics are next tier and have a revolutionary feel.
#178 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
I feel like I've missed out on some kind of joke. Like, we all pretend he's amazing instead of this boneheaded asshole with sub-par lyrics who could be outdone by Eminem, Blackilicious, or fuck, even 50 Cent (His older stuff.)


I hope so, otherwise hip-hop really is dead.
User avatar #184 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
People only like Eminem cuz he's white, and if you can only name 50 cent and Eminem you don't know shit about rap. Nas, MF Doom, Rakim, Wutang Clan, Joey Badass, The Underachievers, Kendrick Lamar, there are a lot of good ass rappers out there.
#188 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
Listen up, gonk. I'm white so I don't know good rappers?

No--I wouldn't know fuck all about Gang Starr, Asheru, Wu Tang, 2Pac, Scarface, Nas, and to a certain degree Hopsin.

Don't make assumptions on my skin-color. Just because you listen to Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar don't make you a fucking genius about hip-hop. It actually makes you look as fucking arrogant as Kanye is.
User avatar #189 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
I said people like Eminem cuz he white. Not cuz you white bruh listen.
#190 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
Mention rap, everybody's gonna mention Eminem. He was a revolutionary artist who flipped the perspective of white rappers. It's possible to like Eminem and other artists. I know more underground artists than you do, yet you think I'm clueless because I didn't mention fuckin' morons like Kendrick and MF Doom? Oh Lawd.
User avatar #191 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Ight, my b. Eminem used to be good then he got rich and died down on his sound with his new album.
#192 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
Recovery, yes. MMLP2 sounded a lot better, much more like his old stuff. Compare Kanye to somebody like Rakim, Johnny Five, or even Asheru and you'll see that even exaggerating Kanye's intelligence is just bad when put up against anyone else.
User avatar #194 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to make Kanye out to be some fuckin Albert Einstein i'm just saying he's talented and every album he had was good and he makes good music all around.
#195 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
You said he was intelligent. He's not intelligent. He makes more money off the fact he's famous, like when Michael Bay makes a Transformers movie. People will buy that shit, but that doesn't mean there's much talent in it.

Kanye fell off years ago. I liked Graduation, but after that he just fucks shit up with auto-tune and shit lyrics about fuck all.
User avatar #196 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Auto-tune? That was like 6 years ago. He don't use auto tune anymore. And like is aid if you watch his interviews he's a smart dude.
#200 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
"I am the next Nelson Mandela."
User avatar #202 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Why does everyone on this site try to argue instead of just saying your opinion and moving on.
User avatar #180 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Eminem sucks
#183 - samalicious (11/13/2014) [-]
Shit, maybe you're right. I mean, Kanye West's won an Oscar right?

Right?
User avatar #187 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Oscars and Emmy's don't measure talent.
#167 - buymemilk (11/13/2014) [-]
You make a good point
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User avatar #167 - elmarcocfc (11/13/2014) [-]
I think we all would. And I'm not even a FF fan.
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User avatar #128 - cormy (11/13/2014) [-]
It is ALWAYS the time to use that.
The more unexpected, the better.
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#54 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
sooper swag
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#79 - basedfruitman (11/13/2014) [-]
Crucial to what bruh?
User avatar #80 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#84 - amsel (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #128 - cormy (11/13/2014) [-]
It is ALWAYS the time to use that.
The more unexpected, the better.
#68 - **xxkosukexx rolls 88** 11/13/2014 on How fucked +7
#67 - Do people really have fetishes about horses n **** …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2014 on How fucked +3
User avatar #127 - mvtjets (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #172 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
im good.
User avatar #76 - Kingcgc (11/13/2014) [-]
Aye. They be the worst of the bronies. aka ponyfags

#71 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
Can't help that the ponies are kinda hot.
User avatar #72 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
Nigga you fuckin nasty fr Anon. I've fapped to some hentai but going as low as pony porn. That's crucial...
#79 - basedfruitman (11/13/2014) [-]
Crucial to what bruh?
User avatar #80 - xxkosukexx (11/13/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#84 - amsel (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #128 - cormy (11/13/2014) [-]
It is ALWAYS the time to use that.
The more unexpected, the better.
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User avatar #86 - fukkentyranitar (11/13/2014) [-]
Real nigga shit.
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#77 - tankdempseyy (11/13/2014) [-]
AMEN
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Dude, you were trying to get technical by pulling out Primitive species, I have a hard time believing you were going for the colloquial definition of monkey.
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User avatar #38 - WillWalrus (11/12/2014) [-]
I rather liked MY LITTLE BABY BOY
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User avatar #98 - thetruemexcalibur (11/12/2014) [-]
Just me providing my overly-cynical opinion.

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#62 - Womens Study Major (30 minutes ago) [-]
Ay bby lookin good
#60 - folkflunky ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
You done ****** up now.
User avatar #59 - reapermaster (4 hours ago) [-]
3y f0r3h34d b0ss
User avatar #58 - scopepp (4 hours ago) [-]
Ayy lmao
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User avatar #54 - aquaekk (6 hours ago) [-]
I like you. You do a good act.
#53 - HellzReap (9 hours ago) [-]
You're still a dumbass.
#52 - nevergiveuphope (11/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone !
Honestly.
Even you.
User avatar #51 - gugek (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
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