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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Pomwatcher
Consoles Owned: I got an xbox one nigga
Video Games Played: BF4, GTA5, COD, Shogun 2
X-box Gamertag: maddman4
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Seattle
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http://do-acidd.tumblr.com/

He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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#46 - **xxkosukexx rolls 22**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Balloon versus spine. +5
User avatar #49 - donnybergerstory (11/08/2014) [-]
**donnybergerstory rolls 72** Eh, fuck it I'll try.
#75 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** Yes, i think my story is cool bro. 11/08/2014 on When I was 14 0
#73 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** what i did it with  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on When I was 14 0
User avatar #80 - imagnetsux (11/08/2014) [-]
you proved you're a furry
#72 - I got my first blowjob at 14. I'm actually still a virgin, nev…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/08/2014 on When I was 14 0
User avatar #82 - jblackmetal (11/08/2014) [-]
I fucked a slew of girls at your age. Then one of them got pregnant. Pussy is the shit, but having to pay child support for some lazy bitch that doesn't want to work and refuses to who also brings guys to the house around your kid is pretty shitty. Pussy will come.
User avatar #83 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
I've had chances but i'm just too modest about it and what girls i'm with. i don't settle for less than i know i can get. If an average girl wants the D i dont wanna give it cuz i know in my head i could get better.
User avatar #84 - jblackmetal (11/08/2014) [-]
I'll admit: I went wild, fucked a fatty just to do it, fucked a married chick just to do it, had threesomes just to do it. But every time I felt even the slightest bit off I'd get paranoid that I caaught something. Didn't have insurance to get checked. Finally went to juvy and had free healthcare so I used it and was clean. Been much choosier ever since.
User avatar #85 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
LOL i went to juvie for tweeting i wanna beat up my teacher
User avatar #88 - jblackmetal (11/08/2014) [-]
Simple possession - Court Probation
Missed a meeting/Violation - State Probation
Tresspassing - Intensive Probation/House arrest
Got caught at a chick's house getting some ass - Juvie lol

I'm 24 and haven't been back or in any trouble besides a ticket since. Shit gets old as fuck.
#79 - Womens Study Major (11/08/2014) [-]
I'm only 11 and I bet your mom has given me more blow jobs than what you have gotten.
User avatar #81 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
well my mom has gingivitis so that wouldn't be too good
#74 - kweel (11/08/2014) [-]
cool story bro.
#75 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolled image** Yes, i think my story is cool bro.
#65 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** 11/08/2014 on tumblr +11
#289 - The white man brought disease to Africa.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... -1
User avatar #307 - Blargosnarf (11/08/2014) [-]
So what's wrong with stamping them back out. Also, pretty fucking sure they had native diseases too.
User avatar #310 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
White man brought disease to Native Americans too, small pox, Ebola is even originated in Europe.
#327 - riayl (11/08/2014) [-]
"Ebola is even originated in Europe."
User avatar #320 - iamkagji (11/08/2014) [-]
Dude, no, ebola originated in monkeys in Africa
User avatar #323 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
That's what everyone said about HIV too. That's what people say about every disease literally 'Oh derp did u hear about butt hurt disease? It originated in Monkeys in Africa!" people are too lazy to research shit. Why aren't monkeys dying of ebola than?
User avatar #326 - iamkagji (11/08/2014) [-]
They are...
#119 - That's all rats are useful for. 11/08/2014 on He would love to "snake"... 0
#6 - butt hurt 11/08/2014 on White privilege 0
#29 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** my god 11/08/2014 on Doctor 3 0
#28 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** my religion  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Doctor 3 0
#29 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolled image** my god
#73 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** I say **** it jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Entering the workforce... -1
#77 - forszhen (11/08/2014) [-]
The fun only lasts so long my friend. I did that for the first year and a half after I graduated high school. My expensive taste got to me and forced me to go to college to get a degree to make mo money.
#74 - This will be a challenge  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Double kick +34
#83 - theoneaboveall (11/08/2014) [-]
Her techniques have advanced
User avatar #99 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
wait
i saw that move on Tekken 3
you telling me that shits a real move
#129 - valygomu (11/08/2014) [-]
Well many tekken moves are legit ,by the way this was not a real fight, it's the Paris Bercy martial arts thing where they show off there martial arts
#117 - calloftheshadows (11/08/2014) [-]
Yes .... WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?
#111 - vivibm (11/08/2014) [-]
probably eddy
User avatar #101 - murphyslawtesties (11/08/2014) [-]
yes he is
#14 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Just Do It 0
#133 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** nice man 11/08/2014 on World War II Photos 0
#28 - I forgive you, for you are not as Based as thee. 11/08/2014 on You Don't Need This ... 0
#26 - **xxkosukexx rolls 66** the Based God is with me in this one  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on You Don't Need This ... 0
#27 - camzore (11/08/2014) [-]
BASED GOD FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS DISSING DUBS JESUS, FUCK.
#28 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
I forgive you, for you are not as Based as thee.
#24 - too late  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on You Don't Need This ... 0
#25 - camzore (11/08/2014) [-]
NOOOO!
User avatar #26 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 66** the Based God is with me in this one
#27 - camzore (11/08/2014) [-]
BASED GOD FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS DISSING DUBS JESUS, FUCK.
#28 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
I forgive you, for you are not as Based as thee.
#22 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on You Don't Need This ... 0
#23 - camzore (11/08/2014) [-]
pls dont tell based god im sory ;~;
#24 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
too late
#25 - camzore (11/08/2014) [-]
NOOOO!
User avatar #26 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 66** the Based God is with me in this one
#27 - camzore (11/08/2014) [-]
BASED GOD FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS DISSING DUBS JESUS, FUCK.
#28 - xxkosukexx (11/08/2014) [-]
I forgive you, for you are not as Based as thee.
#53 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Aw Poor girl.... OH GOD 0
#26 - I wear khaki's and i think they are really fashionable if you … 11/08/2014 on Vampires +1
#4 - No, you missed the point. 11/07/2014 on White privilege 0
#17 - Goku from dbz's name means rice. 11/07/2014 on Yeah... Sorry. +1
#76 - **xxkosukexx rolled image ** I don't post much porn cuz peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Gullible is written on the... -1
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2014) [-]
>people at your school not already knowing you're a pervert
Hah, loser.
#73 - yeah man you should follow me though.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Gullible is written on the... -2
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2014) [-]
>Barely any porn
2/10, still followed though.
#76 - xxkosukexx (11/07/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolled image** I don't post much porn cuz people from my school follow me and i don't want them thinking im some pervert.
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2014) [-]
>people at your school not already knowing you're a pervert
Hah, loser.
#70 - Lol you must be following fat girls i'm tumblr famous so i get…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Gullible is written on the... -2
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2014) [-]
I actually like girls that are kinda chubby. But I look more for traps.
User avatar #73 - xxkosukexx (11/07/2014) [-]
do-acidd.tumblr.com/

yeah man you should follow me though.
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2014) [-]
>Barely any porn
2/10, still followed though.
#76 - xxkosukexx (11/07/2014) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolled image** I don't post much porn cuz people from my school follow me and i don't want them thinking im some pervert.
User avatar #78 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2014) [-]
>people at your school not already knowing you're a pervert
Hah, loser.

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#52 - nevergiveuphope (11/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone !
Honestly.
Even you.
User avatar #51 - gugek (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
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