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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Pomwatcher
Consoles Owned: PC, xbox 360
Video Games Played: TF2
X-box Gamertag: RageRitual69
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:6/12/2014
Location:Seattle
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Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

latest user's comments

#189 - Picture 09/01/2011 on hehe +2
#522 - could be  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2011 on You want You lose +1
User avatar #530 - wheresthensfw (09/01/2011) [-]
indeed
#516 - the last picture is Photoshopped you could tell tits were there :P  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2011 on You want You lose +1
User avatar #521 - wheresthensfw (09/01/2011) [-]
it might be body paint
User avatar #522 - xxkosukexx (09/01/2011) [-]
could be
User avatar #530 - wheresthensfw (09/01/2011) [-]
indeed
#38 - Picture 08/26/2011 on Haters Gonne hate Comp. 1 -10
#151 - That's hot 08/26/2011 on True story +1
#345 - sorry bro 08/26/2011 on Famous Anime Quotes +2
#340 - "with great power comes great responsibility"-Jackie Chan  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Famous Anime Quotes +6
#344 - heyangelyoudasexy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #345 - xxkosukexx (08/26/2011) [-]
sorry bro
#805 - i don't fap trolololol :o i have sex  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Hmmmm -17
#827 - mugenchamploo (08/26/2011) [-]
i have sex everyday. i still fap
User avatar #830 - mastavibe (08/26/2011) [-]
PERFECTIONIST
#181 - lol i love halo :P 08/25/2011 on Black Ops +1
#32 - i tried so hard and got so far, in the end it doesn't even matter! 08/25/2011 on Hah. 0
#122 - I am ******* tired of kids complaining about toda… 08/25/2011 on title you say ? -3
#65 - you should see comments on rap youtube videos like the balck p… 08/25/2011 on Black People Problems 0
#62 - Say you like counter strike: positive thumb s Say you play…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2011 on Black Ops 0
User avatar #107 - dzamie (08/25/2011) [-]
Say you play Halo: negative thumbs
Only custom edition: ULTIMATE NEGATIVE TH´╗┐UMB RAGE!
User avatar #181 - xxkosukexx (08/25/2011) [-]
lol i love halo :P
#75 - jugglingtacos (08/25/2011) [-]
Say you like Brutal Legend: +18 thumbs
#240 - everyone else acted like they've never heard music before 08/25/2011 on subway rickroll +6
#195 - eh i don't like twilight but i don't hate on it either :P 08/25/2011 on Times have changed -1
#471 - the guy in the back on the right looks like his head will fall off 08/25/2011 on WAIT FOR IT! 0
#116 - what if someone had epilepsi  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Dentist Now and Then +3
#118 - Kennyalways (08/24/2011) [-]
User avatar #133 - imafreakingmelon (08/24/2011) [-]
.gif Y U SO SMALL
#167 - are you smoking yet 08/24/2011 on You rage you lose +6
#227 - i switched it with ******* but this is censored :…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on When Mom discovers... -54
User avatar #502 - alecskiroux (08/24/2011) [-]
you just ruined a perfectly good photoshopped pic
#416 - yeah but that has nothing to do with being 12  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on Girl vs boy -1
#480 - raikun (08/25/2011) [-]
it seems to be a running fashion with 12 year olds...
#137 - i rather make my own sandwich, and I don't want to get married 08/24/2011 on Brotip Compilation 2 0
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on Black People +1
#22 - sippay Comment deleted by xxkosukexx
#12 - **xxkosukexx rolls 7**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on I love the Boondocks 0
#14 - tylerxchoice (08/24/2011) [-]
47 is the channel cartoon network is on for me AND THEY ARE WHAT SHOW THE BOONDOCKS (i know adult swim actually does but same thing)
#178 - who ever rolls 12 chooses my fb status  [+] (19 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Rollin 0
User avatar #229 - yourmomiswatching (08/24/2011) [-]
**yourmomiswatching rolls 37** I want to be the very best,
like no-one ever was,
to catch them is my real test,
to train them is my cause,
I will travel across the land,
searching far and wide,
these pokemon to understand,
the power that's insiiiiide,
Pokemon!
It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend,
in a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true,
our courage will pull us through,
You teach me and I teach you!
Pokemon!
Gotta' catch em' all,
Gotta' catch em' all!
User avatar #230 - yourmomiswatching (08/24/2011) [-]
Do it any way!!!
User avatar #227 - yodennis (08/24/2011) [-]
**yodennis rolls 29** Just realized that I'm really attracted to 10 year olds :D
#221 - gangsterific (08/24/2011) [-]
**gangsterific rolls 61** i like dogs
#218 - holycrabcakes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #207 - Grimmis (08/24/2011) [-]
**Grimmis rolls 38** i like to gargle horse jizz in my mouth after brushing my teeth
#205 - zinokaz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #204 - bobsagget (08/24/2011) [-]
**bobsagget rolls 52** im nigger-pregnant
User avatar #201 - fjarchon (08/24/2011) [-]
**fjarchon rolls 34**
-Your name here- Likes Redtube
#198 - gwlk (08/24/2011) [-]
**gwlk rolls 53** Today, I think I'll contribute to society in a positive way.
User avatar #195 - PhilMikeHunt (08/24/2011) [-]
**PhilMikeHunt rolls 31** I wann eat some brownines
#192 - kajikitsune has deleted their comment.
User avatar #191 - Zeigh (08/24/2011) [-]
**Zeigh rolls 19** Sooooo, just found this dildo in the trash....tonight's gonna be interesting.
User avatar #186 - tylerxchoice (08/24/2011) [-]
**tylerxchoice rolls 26** I MASTURBATE TO GORDAN FREEMAN'S CROWBAR!
#216 - KingslyKross has deleted their comment.
User avatar #189 - tylerxchoice (08/24/2011) [-]
**tylerxchoice rolls 82** Same as above
User avatar #183 - SpcRamon (08/24/2011) [-]
**SpcRamon rolls 24** I like ponies. Especially My Little Pony. My favorite one is Fluttershy.
User avatar #184 - SpcRamon (08/24/2011) [-]
shit....i got double the amount. You win this time.
User avatar #193 - Zeigh (08/24/2011) [-]
it means he has to post it twice
#33 - okay let me ask this, who would use a girl for making sandwich…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Brotip Compilation 2 +1
User avatar #36 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/24/2011) [-]
well, she could make you a fucking ice cream sandwich, couldn't she?
User avatar #34 - jokesrfunny (08/24/2011) [-]
The 'Sandwich' concept is generally derivative of a man seeking not only dominance in a relationship, but also seeking 'wife material'.

You see, every man subconsciously wants a girl who will act like their mother in a sense, prepare their meals, be there for them etc. This need goes unfulfilled when the boy hits puberty, and son-mother relations dissipate. The boy then starts craving a mother figure in a sense, and the boys sexual desires combine with his desires for a mother figure, and ouila; every man wants a sexy girl who makes him sandwiches.
User avatar #137 - xxkosukexx (08/24/2011) [-]
i rather make my own sandwich, and I don't want to get married

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#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - anonymous (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
User avatar #10 - ninjathomas ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
i give u a big hug
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxkosukexx (02/10/2012) [-]
dats cool
User avatar #7 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
d'you ever listen to ***** ? or matenrou opera?
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxkosukexx (01/03/2012) [-]
I listen to The Gazette, bring me the horizon, slipknot, alice nine, ***** sometimes, and other **** .
User avatar #9 to #8 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
I like the gazette, Slipknot, ***** , My chemical Romance...
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