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#84 - There has to be more of these. This is too funny. 05/20/2012 on Movie references. 0
#364 - I actually do play football, i also airsoft, i also sing, play… 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -3
#319 - Just forget it. Please, come here where i live and just meet m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -3
#334 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
You still don't get it and I am honestly sorry if your dad really does beat you and your family but the fact that you want to bitch about it like we care isn't going to help anything. With how your attitude is, I honestly don't give a fuck.
#313 - You can have it for free. My school runs on win xp and i rathe… 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -4
#310 - My dad has no job, has no respect for my mom who he beats, no …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -6
User avatar #318 - bryceface (05/20/2012) [-]
then your computer is obviously the least of your problems.
#308 - My dad, he is perfectly sober, not sick or anything, but he ha… 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -3
#295 - Hahahaha yeah I am not spoiled, I buy all my clothes. My mom f…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -4
User avatar #311 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Wow your mom feeds you? That's what a mom is supposed to do. The fact that you're bitching about not getting a new computer is making you sound spoiled. I don't know what your father's deal is but bitching isn't going to solve anything, in fact it won't get you your new computer and at least you have a computer. Some people don't have one and some people don't even have parents to take care of them. Maybe you're not as good of a son you think you are and you're not making things better by constantly whining about how your not being treated as fair. Life isn't fair so deal with it, that's your problem not ours. There are people whose lives are no better than yours and wish they had parents.
User avatar #319 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
Just forget it. Please, come here where i live and just meet my Dad. You will automatically hate him.
#334 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
You still don't get it and I am honestly sorry if your dad really does beat you and your family but the fact that you want to bitch about it like we care isn't going to help anything. With how your attitude is, I honestly don't give a fuck.
#299 - iantheoreo (05/20/2012) [-]
My dad lost his job because of a drug addiction and spend 9 months just tinkering with stereos and shit.
He got his job back now, but he still fails to understand why I don't respect him anymore.
User avatar #308 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
My dad, he is perfectly sober, not sick or anything, but he has type 2 diabeetus (lol) because he just sits in his room and eats junk food and plays diablo all day. He is not a druggy, he is just lazy. My Dad use to work for microsoft and he was nice to me, didn't beat me like he does now. But he got fired. Now he is a doucher.
#280 - I wish I didn't have one most the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -12
User avatar #742 - adunsaveme (05/21/2012) [-]
What a fucking horrible thing to say
#269 - And I don't give a **** about your life in which …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -15
#353 - mindset (05/20/2012) [-]
"play Age Of Empires all day" as if that was a bad thing
#320 - Sdgnuipaegr (05/20/2012) [-]
Now, if I may offer a rebuttal, if you "...give a fuck about your life..."
How do you expect people to care about your life and your problems?
User avatar #325 - Sdgnuipaegr (05/20/2012) [-]
*don't give a fuck
#316 - wtfxbomberboom (05/20/2012) [-]
#297 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
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As if your computer at the moment is better...
#285 - zogeon (05/20/2012) [-]
#265 - Lol actually I have many friends. I am a very social person, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -16
User avatar #352 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Then talk to them about it, simple as that.

going on funnyjunk to talk about problems, wtf? suicide
#258 - I buy all my **** . My Dad is without a job while …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -13
User avatar #755 - kennjad (05/22/2012) [-]
well, it sounds like your dad at least bought you a shitty computer. so, get off your ass right now and go thank him for it.
User avatar #349 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Are you buying all this stuff with money you earned or what? Because if not then yea...get a job and help out your mom.
#254 - I buy all my clothes, and my mother buys all my food, my Dad j…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -14
User avatar #756 - kennjad (05/22/2012) [-]
no no no. YOU are forgetting the original story you told. i know you deleted the original comment, but YOU said that your father bought you a shitty computer, and your brothers good computers. so he DID buy you something. if you're going to lie, the most important thing to do is remember what you lied about
User avatar #757 - xxkosukexx (05/22/2012) [-]
I'm only replying because i feel i should i decided not to a while back, but no, my mom's friend gave me that computer because her son didn't want it anymore. Not my Dad. He has bought me computers in the past but shortly sold them or salvaged the parts for other owns he builds.
User avatar #743 - adunsaveme (05/21/2012) [-]
'plays video games and eats fried chicken'
'watches brazzers'
'plays diablo'
'beats you'
'surfs laptop all day'
well i don't know about you but to me he sounds like a very active and busy man
#259 - felttipwizard (05/20/2012) [-]
It's obvious you're just some angsty teen who doesn't have any friends to winge to on facebook, so whatever, man.
User avatar #265 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
Lol actually I have many friends. I am a very social person, i am just one of those kids that plays video games a lot. I actually get pretty cute girl friends too, I am single now, but that won't last long. I aren't that popular but I am not a loner either.
User avatar #352 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Then talk to them about it, simple as that.

going on funnyjunk to talk about problems, wtf? suicide
#234 - Comment deleted  [+] (45 new replies) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us -23
#396 - seeteufel (05/20/2012) [-]
What the fuck are you doing? Do you really think by posting some sob story about how you don't get everything you want will make all of funnyjunk feel bad for you and gang up and do something about it? You should be lucky that you have some type of computer to use at all, in fact I think your parents shouldn't even let you use the one you're on now if you're just going to sit there and bitch and moan about how much you hate your life and them.

People like you are the reason everyone else has no expectations for your generation.
#360 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
lol errbody be mad.
#356 - norbit (05/20/2012) [-]
<Your dad and brother
User avatar #351 - Lightclaw (05/20/2012) [-]
Holy shit, I can feel your butthurt here in NJ.
User avatar #343 - killermuffin (05/20/2012) [-]
Quit being a materialistic, ungrateful little shit and play football or something. Or get a job and get your own damn computer.
User avatar #364 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
I actually do play football, i also airsoft, i also sing, play guitar, but of course with the expenses and finances of my mother not my dad.
User avatar #309 - KrissenKagamine (05/20/2012) [-]
Dude, I have a computer from 2001 that has Windows XP hard drive space of 37.1 GB, including the RAM. The fucking thing sounds like it's about to explode when it runs it's so loud. I have to share it with my mother and my siblings, so I can't download anything at all.

You don't see me posting about how shitty it is everywhere. I would kill to have what you have. Deal with it.
User avatar #313 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
You can have it for free. My school runs on win xp and i rather have one of theirs.
User avatar #298 - bryceface (05/20/2012) [-]
I know how you feel man. My dad has windows 7 while I'm on vista and Im also a gamer. Mad dad is the worst even though he works all fucking day in hot attics because he is an AC guy, runs the company, and has to deal with me and my brother's bullshit, but no him not buying me a faster computer if what makes him suck... I fucking hate you kid.
User avatar #310 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
My dad has no job, has no respect for my mom who he beats, no respect for me who he beats, no respect for his daughter who he calls fat. Your dad has a job. That is the core difference between our fathers.
User avatar #318 - bryceface (05/20/2012) [-]
then your computer is obviously the least of your problems.
#293 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Maybe because you're so spoiled and always want stuff .____. think about what actions you may be committing as son and maybe you'll understand why he doesn't treat you the same.
User avatar #295 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
Hahahaha yeah I am not spoiled, I buy all my clothes. My mom feeds me. Oh but my Dad? Oh he just sits in his room and surfs the web on his laptop and fails to find a job.
User avatar #311 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Wow your mom feeds you? That's what a mom is supposed to do. The fact that you're bitching about not getting a new computer is making you sound spoiled. I don't know what your father's deal is but bitching isn't going to solve anything, in fact it won't get you your new computer and at least you have a computer. Some people don't have one and some people don't even have parents to take care of them. Maybe you're not as good of a son you think you are and you're not making things better by constantly whining about how your not being treated as fair. Life isn't fair so deal with it, that's your problem not ours. There are people whose lives are no better than yours and wish they had parents.
User avatar #319 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
Just forget it. Please, come here where i live and just meet my Dad. You will automatically hate him.
#334 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
You still don't get it and I am honestly sorry if your dad really does beat you and your family but the fact that you want to bitch about it like we care isn't going to help anything. With how your attitude is, I honestly don't give a fuck.
#299 - iantheoreo (05/20/2012) [-]
My dad lost his job because of a drug addiction and spend 9 months just tinkering with stereos and shit.
He got his job back now, but he still fails to understand why I don't respect him anymore.
User avatar #308 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
My dad, he is perfectly sober, not sick or anything, but he has type 2 diabeetus (lol) because he just sits in his room and eats junk food and plays diablo all day. He is not a druggy, he is just lazy. My Dad use to work for microsoft and he was nice to me, didn't beat me like he does now. But he got fired. Now he is a doucher.
#291 - iantheoreo (05/20/2012) [-]
>Order a cheap computer
>Steal their parts
>They won't even know!
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#275 - tailsx (05/20/2012) [-]
At least you still have a father!
User avatar #280 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
I wish I didn't have one most the time.
User avatar #742 - adunsaveme (05/21/2012) [-]
What a fucking horrible thing to say
User avatar #268 - wikit (05/20/2012) [-]
I have a Alienware M14x.

They aren't all that wonderful.

You need to calm your titties.
User avatar #263 - shifthapens (05/20/2012) [-]
no one gives a fuck about your shitty life kid. Grow the fuck up.
User avatar #269 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
And I don't give a fuck about your life in which you live in a studio apartment and are single and just play age of empires all day on your shitty ass laptop you got off craigslist.
#353 - mindset (05/20/2012) [-]
"play Age Of Empires all day" as if that was a bad thing
#320 - Sdgnuipaegr (05/20/2012) [-]
Now, if I may offer a rebuttal, if you "...give a fuck about your life..."
How do you expect people to care about your life and your problems?
User avatar #325 - Sdgnuipaegr (05/20/2012) [-]
*don't give a fuck
#316 - wtfxbomberboom (05/20/2012) [-]
#297 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
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#285 - zogeon (05/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #251 - kennjad (05/20/2012) [-]
get a job and buy your own fucking computer, you spoiled little shit
User avatar #258 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
I buy all my shit. My Dad is without a job while my mom works every fucking hour of the day just so she could feed my family while my craigslist relying father sits in his room on his laptop and watches brazzers all day.
User avatar #755 - kennjad (05/22/2012) [-]
well, it sounds like your dad at least bought you a shitty computer. so, get off your ass right now and go thank him for it.
User avatar #349 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Are you buying all this stuff with money you earned or what? Because if not then yea...get a job and help out your mom.
#245 - felttipwizard (05/20/2012) [-]
The fact that he bought you a computer in the first place, and feeds you/ clothes you kinda implies he's not really a douche.
User avatar #254 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
I buy all my clothes, and my mother buys all my food, my Dad just sits in his room, plays video games and eats fried chicken. I bought every single thing in my room except the room its self and the bed. So before you know the full story do not comment. Thankyou, and have a nice day.
User avatar #756 - kennjad (05/22/2012) [-]
no no no. YOU are forgetting the original story you told. i know you deleted the original comment, but YOU said that your father bought you a shitty computer, and your brothers good computers. so he DID buy you something. if you're going to lie, the most important thing to do is remember what you lied about
User avatar #757 - xxkosukexx (05/22/2012) [-]
I'm only replying because i feel i should i decided not to a while back, but no, my mom's friend gave me that computer because her son didn't want it anymore. Not my Dad. He has bought me computers in the past but shortly sold them or salvaged the parts for other owns he builds.
User avatar #743 - adunsaveme (05/21/2012) [-]
'plays video games and eats fried chicken'
'watches brazzers'
'plays diablo'
'beats you'
'surfs laptop all day'
well i don't know about you but to me he sounds like a very active and busy man
#259 - felttipwizard (05/20/2012) [-]
It's obvious you're just some angsty teen who doesn't have any friends to winge to on facebook, so whatever, man.
User avatar #265 - xxkosukexx (05/20/2012) [-]
Lol actually I have many friends. I am a very social person, i am just one of those kids that plays video games a lot. I actually get pretty cute girl friends too, I am single now, but that won't last long. I aren't that popular but I am not a loner either.
User avatar #352 - novastroyer (05/20/2012) [-]
Then talk to them about it, simple as that.

going on funnyjunk to talk about problems, wtf? suicide
#239 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
Lol, your father does not love you
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User avatar #316 - trappedtime (05/19/2012) [-]
OH SHIT.
ANOTHER ROLLCEPTION.
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#285 - I hate when these popular people say "stop bullying"… 05/18/2012 on bullshit +1
#181 - Dude, my whole school is covered in Asians. Whites are like a … 05/18/2012 on Asians 0
#270 - When ever i died in sonic heroes as a kid when i was like 6-8 …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2012 on Sonic and DBZ 0
User avatar #273 - thamuz (05/17/2012) [-]
oh i miss those games..i want a new dreamcast just for them.

That and Demolition Racer :D
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User avatar #75 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
I would think you were trolling if I didn't know 10 other ******* exactly like you
#74 - sickboi (12/09/2014) [-]
your comps are the 						****					, actually make me lol
your comps are the **** , actually make me lol
#73 - Indoknight (12/09/2014) [-]
great comps man

you're making my day
#71 - bongldr (12/09/2014) [-]
***** ill catch yo ass lackin **** boy bds gon catch yo ass slipping fool i b smokng on dat kosuke pack soon boy my word is law so dont test me weak ass ***** u ain bout dat life cuz dont **** with the bds you gon end up in a casket ill bury all dem opps 6 ft deep nah talkin bout ion give a **** ***** #3hunna
User avatar #72 to #71 - xxkosukexx (12/09/2014) [-]
boy bdk ***** who u think u is boii don test ion play dat **** rns fucc boi folk gang ***** . GDN all day, BD's dirty ass ****** and all dat GDK **** weak boi u aint **** don b flexin on me like dat, betta recognize.
User avatar #66 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
Hey, know I'm probably bugging you, but I play the items game and was wondering if I could have your FJ points. Just thought I'd ask.
User avatar #76 to #66 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
LOL @ U
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkosukexx (12/08/2014) [-]
YUNG ***** MOVE DAT DOPE
User avatar #69 to #67 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
Do me a favor? Gonna mention you in a comment on the items board, reply to it. Can't send a trade offer from my end unless you have items in your profile, this is just the fastest way.
User avatar #68 to #67 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
I like you already.
User avatar #70 to #68 - xxkosukexx (12/08/2014) [-]
WALK IN DA BANDO SEE BRICKS ON THE TABLE!
#65 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You're such a stupid ****** i bet you have never even got laid xD
#64 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#60 - folkflunky (11/27/2014) [-]
You done ****** up now.
User avatar #59 - reapermaster (11/27/2014) [-]
3y f0r3h34d b0ss
User avatar #58 - scopepp (11/27/2014) [-]
Ayy lmao
User avatar #54 - aquaekk (11/27/2014) [-]
I like you. You do a good act.
#53 - HellzReap (11/27/2014) [-]
You're still a dumbass.
#52 - nevergiveuphope (11/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone !
Honestly.
Even you.
User avatar #51 - gugek (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
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