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Consoles Owned: PC, xbox 360
Video Games Played: TF2
X-box Gamertag: RageRitual69
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:6/12/2014
Location:Seattle
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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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#181 - lol i love halo :P 08/25/2011 on Black Ops +1
#32 - i tried so hard and got so far, in the end it doesn't even matter! 08/25/2011 on Hah. 0
#122 - I am fucking tired of kids complaining about today's music, wh… 08/25/2011 on title you say ? -3
#65 - you should see comments on rap youtube videos like the balck p… 08/25/2011 on Black People Problems 0
#62 - Say you like counter strike: positive thumb s Say you play…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2011 on Black Ops 0
User avatar #107 - dzamie (08/25/2011) [-]
Say you play Halo: negative thumbs
Only custom edition: ULTIMATE NEGATIVE TH´╗┐UMB RAGE!
User avatar #181 - xxkosukexx (08/25/2011) [-]
lol i love halo :P
#75 - jugglingtacos (08/25/2011) [-]
Say you like Brutal Legend: +18 thumbs
#240 - everyone else acted like they've never heard music before 08/25/2011 on subway rickroll +6
#195 - eh i don't like twilight but i don't hate on it either :P 08/25/2011 on Times have changed -1
#471 - the guy in the back on the right looks like his head will fall off 08/25/2011 on WAIT FOR IT! 0
#116 - what if someone had epilepsi  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Dentist Now and Then +3
#118 - Kennyalways (08/24/2011) [-]
User avatar #133 - imafreakingmelon (08/24/2011) [-]
.gif Y U SO SMALL
#167 - are you smoking yet 08/24/2011 on You rage you lose +6
#227 - i switched it with nipples but this is censored :P lololol  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on When Mom discovers... -54
User avatar #502 - alecskiroux (08/24/2011) [-]
you just ruined a perfectly good photoshopped pic
#416 - yeah but that has nothing to do with being 12  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on Girl vs boy -1
#480 - raikun (08/25/2011) [-]
it seems to be a running fashion with 12 year olds...
#137 - i rather make my own sandwich, and I don't want to get married 08/24/2011 on Brotip Compilation 2 0
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on Black People +1
#22 - sippay Comment deleted by xxkosukexx
#12 - **xxkosukexx rolls 7**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on I love the Boondocks 0
#14 - tylerxchoice (08/24/2011) [-]
47 is the channel cartoon network is on for me AND THEY ARE WHAT SHOW THE BOONDOCKS (i know adult swim actually does but same thing)
#178 - who ever rolls 12 chooses my fb status  [+] (19 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Rollin 0
User avatar #229 - yourmomiswatching (08/24/2011) [-]
**yourmomiswatching rolls 37** I want to be the very best,
like no-one ever was,
to catch them is my real test,
to train them is my cause,
I will travel across the land,
searching far and wide,
these pokemon to understand,
the power that's insiiiiide,
Pokemon!
It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend,
in a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true,
our courage will pull us through,
You teach me and I teach you!
Pokemon!
Gotta' catch em' all,
Gotta' catch em' all!
User avatar #230 - yourmomiswatching (08/24/2011) [-]
Do it any way!!!
User avatar #227 - yodennis (08/24/2011) [-]
**yodennis rolls 29** Just realized that I'm really attracted to 10 year olds :D
#221 - gangsterific (08/24/2011) [-]
**gangsterific rolls 61** i like dogs
#218 - holycrabcakes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #207 - Grimmis (08/24/2011) [-]
**Grimmis rolls 38** i like to gargle horse jizz in my mouth after brushing my teeth
#205 - zinokaz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #204 - bobsagget (08/24/2011) [-]
**bobsagget rolls 52** im nigger-pregnant
User avatar #201 - fjarchon (08/24/2011) [-]
**fjarchon rolls 34**
-Your name here- Likes Redtube
#198 - gwlk (08/24/2011) [-]
**gwlk rolls 53** Today, I think I'll contribute to society in a positive way.
User avatar #195 - PhilMikeHunt (08/24/2011) [-]
**PhilMikeHunt rolls 31** I wann eat some brownines
#192 - kajikitsune has deleted their comment.
User avatar #191 - Zeigh (08/24/2011) [-]
**Zeigh rolls 19** Sooooo, just found this dildo in the trash....tonight's gonna be interesting.
User avatar #186 - tylerxchoice (08/24/2011) [-]
**tylerxchoice rolls 26** I MASTURBATE TO GORDAN FREEMAN'S CROWBAR!
#216 - KingslyKross has deleted their comment.
User avatar #189 - tylerxchoice (08/24/2011) [-]
**tylerxchoice rolls 82** Same as above
User avatar #183 - SpcRamon (08/24/2011) [-]
**SpcRamon rolls 24** I like ponies. Especially My Little Pony. My favorite one is Fluttershy.
User avatar #184 - SpcRamon (08/24/2011) [-]
shit....i got double the amount. You win this time.
User avatar #193 - Zeigh (08/24/2011) [-]
it means he has to post it twice
#33 - okay let me ask this, who would use a girl for making sandwich…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Brotip Compilation 2 +1
User avatar #36 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/24/2011) [-]
well, she could make you a fucking ice cream sandwich, couldn't she?
User avatar #34 - jokesrfunny (08/24/2011) [-]
The 'Sandwich' concept is generally derivative of a man seeking not only dominance in a relationship, but also seeking 'wife material'.

You see, every man subconsciously wants a girl who will act like their mother in a sense, prepare their meals, be there for them etc. This need goes unfulfilled when the boy hits puberty, and son-mother relations dissipate. The boy then starts craving a mother figure in a sense, and the boys sexual desires combine with his desires for a mother figure, and ouila; every man wants a sexy girl who makes him sandwiches.
User avatar #137 - xxkosukexx (08/24/2011) [-]
i rather make my own sandwich, and I don't want to get married
#39 - left handed o.o  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on Fap master +1
User avatar #54 - CrimsonVelocity (08/24/2011) [-]
Damn straight
#28 - That's not the fucking point.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2011 on I must be destroyed! -3
User avatar #30 - SpcRamon (08/24/2011) [-]
I love it though. Completely not on topic, but defiantly a true statement.
User avatar #29 - guitarguise (08/24/2011) [-]
oh I get your point. didn't thumb down or anything. I just really don't like Justin beiber's attitude. he's a douche. I'll acknowledge his talent as a singer, but never as a dancer or a composer.
User avatar #51 - shinori (08/24/2011) [-]
I can agree with you on not liking his attitude. He came to Newfoundland for the junos or something one year (I really couldn't care less about shit like that so I don't remember fully) and I seen something on it afterwards about him really hating this place for no apparent reason, calling all the girls ugly and just saying this place is trash... Which it is not mind you. I could stand him if he wasn't an arrogant prick that could actually sing decent songs instead of the garbage that he sings. It's not his voice that kills it for me, its the choice in what he sings. All in all he's just some spoiled brat that got lucky off of youtube and is now famous, nothing more nothing less.
#38 - repost, because it's from 2009 08/24/2011 on Fap master -2
#13 - it's fake tattoo it's exactly on the pulse normally people get… 08/24/2011 on Worst tattoo 0
#25 - i don't understand why people pick on that kid so much, i don'…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/24/2011 on I must be destroyed! -8
#35 - jammeister (08/24/2011) [-]
No, he's just the next in line to be sacrificed for this year's harvest. (South Park episode...)
#72 - dubiousness has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/24/2011) [-]
it's fun.
#32 - sidewayshats has deleted their comment.
#74 - therake has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - guitarguise (08/24/2011) [-]
there were... only 2 periods in your comment. crazy run-ons
User avatar #28 - xxkosukexx (08/24/2011) [-]
That's not the fucking point.
User avatar #30 - SpcRamon (08/24/2011) [-]
I love it though. Completely not on topic, but defiantly a true statement.
User avatar #29 - guitarguise (08/24/2011) [-]
oh I get your point. didn't thumb down or anything. I just really don't like Justin beiber's attitude. he's a douche. I'll acknowledge his talent as a singer, but never as a dancer or a composer.
User avatar #51 - shinori (08/24/2011) [-]
I can agree with you on not liking his attitude. He came to Newfoundland for the junos or something one year (I really couldn't care less about shit like that so I don't remember fully) and I seen something on it afterwards about him really hating this place for no apparent reason, calling all the girls ugly and just saying this place is trash... Which it is not mind you. I could stand him if he wasn't an arrogant prick that could actually sing decent songs instead of the garbage that he sings. It's not his voice that kills it for me, its the choice in what he sings. All in all he's just some spoiled brat that got lucky off of youtube and is now famous, nothing more nothing less.
#26 - anonymous (08/24/2011) [-]
TLDR
#136 - how does it explain it....  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Girl vs boy -3
#159 - raikun (08/24/2011) [-]
the random xx crap surrounding it...
User avatar #416 - xxkosukexx (08/24/2011) [-]
yeah but that has nothing to do with being 12
#480 - raikun (08/25/2011) [-]
it seems to be a running fashion with 12 year olds...
#84 - the object to my left is my football helmet o3o derp 08/24/2011 on Are you fucking kidding me?... +1
#116 - i don't, derp and I'm 12 :P (I'm going to get thumb ed down f… 08/24/2011 on Girl vs boy -4

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#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some shit
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or shit faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your high-shit facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS NIGGA
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - anonymous (02/27/2012) [-]
The fuck i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and shit.
User avatar #10 - ninjathomas ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
i give u a big hug
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxkosukexx (02/10/2012) [-]
dats cool
User avatar #7 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
d'you ever listen to ViViD? or matenrou opera?
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxkosukexx (01/03/2012) [-]
I listen to The Gazette, bring me the horizon, slipknot, alice nine, ViViD sometimes, and other shit.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
I like the gazette, Slipknot, ViViD, My chemical Romance...
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