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xxkelevraxx

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Consoles Owned: PC master race
Video Games Played: League of Legends, World of warcraft, Borderlands 2, Minecraft, Diablo III
Interests: Games, bowling, friends, music, women, MLP
Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:New Jersey
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#62 - off to **** ... again.... 6 hours ago on Mastering front flip technique 0
#142 - ty for the laugh. this was great 06/26/2015 on Weird Planets 0
#26 - when the rpms and framerate synced up  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on A GoPro on a Car Tire 0
#30 - tenpoundpom (06/21/2015) [-]
the hats approve of that gif
#249 - this was meant as a joke as it doesn't inject it INTO sperm. i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Male Birth Control is COMING! +1
User avatar #250 - teevee (06/20/2015) [-]
we carefully inject each sperm with the tender love and care of a non-parent caring for babies they don't want to have
#239 - into the sperm?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Male Birth Control is COMING! +1
User avatar #242 - teevee (06/20/2015) [-]
check the description's link. but yeah it apparently injects this stuff into where the sperm is/travels through and forms a semi-permeable membrane that only blocks sperm. apparently it's permanence is actually untested as of yet and requires a second shot to reverse.
User avatar #249 - xxkelevraxx (06/20/2015) [-]
this was meant as a joke as it doesn't inject it INTO sperm. it is injected into the testicular tube the sperm travel down. the way you worded it was incorrect and comical.
User avatar #250 - teevee (06/20/2015) [-]
we carefully inject each sperm with the tender love and care of a non-parent caring for babies they don't want to have
#31 - it's the drive gear that make it turn 06/13/2015 on The hammering automation +9
#15 - Picture 06/12/2015 on king of the hill +5
#94 - Picture 06/12/2015 on party hard +2
#120 - it was meant as a joke but their is some good points none the … 06/12/2015 on Car Company Logos 0
#39 - vulva = female genitalia in some languages you have a's an…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Car Company Logos +3
#111 - kingderps (06/11/2015) [-]
I love Volvos "dicks" and judging by how I wrecked mine and the guard rail, I'm satisfied to have walked away from that.
#66 - Rascal (06/11/2015) [-]
Volvo is Latin for "I roll". The name was first used for a ball bearings company but that company soon expanded to make cars as well. What you just made up is Tumblr-tier nonsense.
User avatar #120 - xxkelevraxx (06/12/2015) [-]
it was meant as a joke but their is some good points none the less. The condom part was a stretch on the joke, but the dots still connect

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