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Our reply chain was too long, and I couldn't comment on that thread any further.
The fact of the matter is, that 99.9% of everything is just plain IDIOCY.
"Hey, that guy's white, he must be a racist!"
"Hey, that physicyst is blonde, she must be stupid!"
"Hey, I snuck over the border illegally. Give me insurance, money, and make everyone learn the language that I speak."
"Hey, I'm living in a nation where the national language is engilsh... HOW DARE YOU NOT SPEAK MY NATIVE TONGUE!"
Just makes me saaad.
frankly, your friend shouldn't have any problem with the descision making here. Break up with him, and force him to pay child support. move on with life. done.
Speaking of child support, I love how pretty much 90% of the time it's garunteed that the mother gets to keep the child AND the father, regardless of circumstance, has to pay for the kid.
Agreed. Everything that could be wrong with the world we are already experiencing.
I'm guilty for making offensive jokes but at least that's all they are, just jokes. People who actually think that way are just stupid and need to get some sense smacked into them.
Illegal immigrants are just looking for a place to live where they won't be killed in their sleep.
Also, I agree with that child custody statement you made. Sure the mother is naturally built to take care of the kid but things have changed a lot since we were cavemen! Dads are just as good at caring for a kid as their mother and that needs to become known.
My problem isn't racism, oh no, my problem, is being called both a sexist, and a racist, because I'm white and male. My problem, is i have a friend who was expelled from high school, because he said
, even though when a black kid says
, or the equivalant "cracker" no one bats a ******* eyelash.
What's hilarious, is that Illegal immigrants, wouldn't do **** to our economy, if we didn't waste time and money "keeping them out" and giving them free healthcare and free access to schools and all that... the stuff like healthcare should only go to those who actually pay taxes.
that last one is damn true... I know a lot of guys who are now stuck in debt for the rest of their lives, because some bitch either poked holes in their condom, or lied about being on the pill... A teen pregnancy, or even a college pregnancy, will ruin the life of both the parent, and the kid. the parents will be in debt for several decades to come, and the kid will live in a house with two parents who refer to him/her as an accident...
A black chick called me a white bitch once and there wasn't a ******* thing I could do about it. It's really screwed up how things work.
All I know is that even though her boyfriend treats her like ****, he loves his kid and I've told her that even if she leaves him, not to deny him visitation. He's got a good weapon for custody rights too, she has a record for bringing weed to school and has had her learners licence taken away for good reason also. If they fight over their boy I think the dad's gonna win. I hope he doesn't because I personally don't like him but I can't deny that he'd be a good dad either way.
Hate to be "that guy" but I kinda hope he does if it comes to that... a parent who is kinda a douche but loves his/her kid, is better than a parent who smokes weed and breaks the law enough to get her permit revoked. :/
Well she didn't smoke but the fact that she had it in the first place is pretty bad. She has her P plates now but she hasn't learned her lesson when driving so I often find excuses to not go out with her unless someone else is driving.
When it comes to the baby, she's a great mum but she still has the brain of a 15 year old, attitude wise and, although everyone else in out age group does too, she needs to grow up because there's a kid involved.
I'm just glad her mum's there if she can't handle it by herself.
Like I said, in the long run, despite his douchiness, the dad would probably make the better parent. :/
Yeah, no arguing with that. I haven't talked with anyone about this before so I didn't really think about it that way. Thanks for the talk!
Thank you for the intelligent conversation :D
Hard to find one these days isn't it?
It's weird how we went from sibling rivalry to child custody, huh?
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