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xxELITExx

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Gender: male
Age: 68
Date Signed Up:4/01/2010
Last Login:6/11/2015
Location:Bratislava
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3383 total,  4005 ,  622
Comment Thumbs: 1110 total,  1857 ,  747
Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 4% (2/50)
Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:107221
Times Content Favorited:346 times
Total Comments Made:1395
FJ Points:267
Favorite Tags: Insanity Wolf (5) | Awesome (2) | battle (2) | epic (2) | kitchen (2) | Pipboy (2) | Signs (2)

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#123 - lol i have two fears. heights and bugs. not so much ants but t… 03/25/2013 on Creepy fetish is creepy. +1
#49 - yeah i knew what you meant, I was just trying to make a joke lol  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Did You Know Compilation 0
#50 - lordbyronxiv (03/25/2013) [-]
thnks fr th mmrs
#8 - I think im technologically racist. I see that tv and all i wan…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Genius +18
User avatar #84 - bighairyfart (03/25/2013) [-]
i still have a tv that big. you ever try to read text on current-gen video games on one of these beasts? it's fucking impossible
User avatar #105 - xxELITExx (03/26/2013) [-]
I haven't been able to see anything on those TVs since I got my Samsung with 1080 haha.
User avatar #107 - bighairyfart (03/26/2013) [-]
yeah, it really only happens with 360/PS3 games that are made to be in HD, so they make text smaller. that's why i love my wii so much
#68 - flutterdoc (03/25/2013) [-]
AWWW YEAH computer elitism
#46 - I found this place where you can find just about anything. I'm…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Did You Know Compilation 0
User avatar #48 - lordbyronxiv (03/25/2013) [-]
hahha, no i meant where was the source of the info. the internet doesn't generate knowledge, it stores information.
User avatar #49 - xxELITExx (03/25/2013) [-]
yeah i knew what you meant, I was just trying to make a joke lol
#50 - lordbyronxiv (03/25/2013) [-]
thnks fr th mmrs
#45 - How ****** up do these jaguars get? because if they can… 03/25/2013 on Did You Know Compilation 0
#76 - that was one of the saddest episodes im pretty sure 03/25/2013 on How could i have not... +3
#75 - pure awesome 03/25/2013 on How could i have not... 0
#116 - see comment pic #109 that bitch 03/25/2013 on Creepy fetish is creepy. 0
#114 - I would rather chop my dick off and throw it in a river that f…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Creepy fetish is creepy. +5
#122 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
An ant bit on your junk only hurts for a little and itches for a couple days. Chopping your dick off is forever. Unless it was a bullet ant, this seems like an overreaction to a simple thing.
User avatar #123 - xxELITExx (03/25/2013) [-]
lol i have two fears. heights and bugs. not so much ants but the weird lookin bastards
#72 - Im a big fan of driving fast but JESUS CHRIST! after about 130…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany +11
User avatar #102 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
130 is nothing, lol
User avatar #243 - xxELITExx (03/26/2013) [-]
It was enough to make me not care if I ever go that fast again lol
#84 - tenthdivine (03/25/2013) [-]
Fastest I've gone is about 215km/h (and this was in America on a road with a speed limit, if I had got caught I would have spent the night in jail) my car was shaking so hard, but it was fun!
User avatar #88 - xxELITExx (03/25/2013) [-]
i think fastest iv gone is about 140. I prefer to keep it under 100 and stick to tight corners and short straights

my area you would have gotten a felony and 30 days jail time. impounded car. revoked license for 5 years
#70 - there is "recommended speed limits" but they are mo… 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany 0
#54 - Also, Enzo is my second favorite car under the M3s 03/25/2013 on Niggas be like i cant draw 0
#53 - Best I got right here. not copied from another picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Niggas be like i cant draw -1
User avatar #54 - xxELITExx (03/25/2013) [-]
Also, Enzo is my second favorite car under the M3s
#60 - Why are the cars going so fast? Im just sayin. 4WD isn't that good. 03/25/2013 on Guy on sled almost hit by... -1
#246 - **** ! THAT! **** ! 03/25/2013 on The man who isn't scared of... 0
#101 - I'm 95% positive that the picture of the garbage was taken by … 03/25/2013 on What Seems to Be The... +1
#188 - i wanna go to mars now... 09/07/2012 on Holy Hell! -1
#46 - thank you so much for the post. it is the cause of why i wont … 08/02/2012 on Fucking Insects 0
#215 - im 18 years old. its ****** ridiculous that cds are alm… 07/11/2011 on Nostalgia Comp 2 0
#348 - thats true.. 05/02/2011 on Women and Low Cut Shirts 0
#238 - yeah... me either. heh.. heh.....  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2011 on Underwater Matrix Fights +8
#351 - anon (08/26/2012) [-]
fuck you go die in a cave i hate your famiry.
User avatar #240 - strykerblade (04/24/2011) [-]
Nor do I.... *cough cough*
User avatar #242 - trollerguy (04/24/2011) [-]
i do
User avatar #262 - rubybuddy (04/24/2011) [-]
Same here bro.
#504 - i found a five with the writing "this is brief human cont… 04/24/2011 on CHECK' EM 0
#35 - anyone got a strike anywhere? 04/13/2011 on that is spider web 0
#36 - i literally have hundreds of friends on fagbook. and about 10 … 04/13/2011 on Friends are there for... -3
#5 - lol she wouldnt move thats my dog. 12/30/2010 on MINDFUCK 0

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