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xtwinblade

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Gender: male
X-box Gamertag: xTwinBladE
PSN: xTwinBladE
Interests: fitness, sports, beef chicken
Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Norway
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#35 - "without the sun pulling us around it" The … 22 hours ago on How to curve bullets +1
#39 - No, olympic is full-contact. i just havent gotten all my three… 07/01/2015 on animated boxer 0
#35 - i won gold last National championship in light contact.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on animated boxer +1
#37 - getaloadoff (07/01/2015) [-]
Light contact? is the like the olympic rules?
User avatar #39 - xtwinblade (07/01/2015) [-]
No, olympic is full-contact. i just havent gotten all my three fullcontact badges yet so i cant compete in full-contact.
The tournaments starts in november again so i will get my last badge and go for Gold in Fullcontact and lightcontact 2016 in the Norwegian Championships.
#32 - Im a national champion amateur-kickboxer small country, …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2015 on animated boxer +1
#33 - getaloadoff (07/01/2015) [-]
So many champion boxers on the internet ;)
#35 - xtwinblade (07/01/2015) [-]
i won gold last National championship in light contact.
#37 - getaloadoff (07/01/2015) [-]
Light contact? is the like the olympic rules?
User avatar #39 - xtwinblade (07/01/2015) [-]
No, olympic is full-contact. i just havent gotten all my three fullcontact badges yet so i cant compete in full-contact.
The tournaments starts in november again so i will get my last badge and go for Gold in Fullcontact and lightcontact 2016 in the Norwegian Championships.
#30 - the footwork isnt bad at all, i cant tell whether it is a male…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2015 on animated boxer 0
#31 - getaloadoff (07/01/2015) [-]
It was mostly just a joke but ... you dont JUMP forward at all brother.
there is no head movement and a very loose protective hand.
Ever been in a ring with someone who knows what they are doing. first thing you learn is to keep hands tight near you head and bob like a madman. just cause they got gloves dont mean it doesnt hurt.
User avatar #32 - xtwinblade (07/01/2015) [-]
Im a national champion amateur-kickboxer small country, but still , i've been in the ring plenty of times.

The footage isnt amazing boxing, but it isnt bad either. i dont think it was made to showcase excellent boxing skills but rather for the special effects.

the hands were high, no legs crossing, bent back, didnt do the "bow and arrow" boxing, and jumped back after striking. That shows that whoever the boxer is, knows the basics.
#33 - getaloadoff (07/01/2015) [-]
So many champion boxers on the internet ;)
#35 - xtwinblade (07/01/2015) [-]
i won gold last National championship in light contact.
#37 - getaloadoff (07/01/2015) [-]
Light contact? is the like the olympic rules?
User avatar #39 - xtwinblade (07/01/2015) [-]
No, olympic is full-contact. i just havent gotten all my three fullcontact badges yet so i cant compete in full-contact.
The tournaments starts in november again so i will get my last badge and go for Gold in Fullcontact and lightcontact 2016 in the Norwegian Championships.
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#2 - 3.5 pints... ******* wild ******* lightweights  [+] (12 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Mathed +2
#28 - pedestrianx (06/30/2015) [-]
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#5 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
sarcasm
User avatar #4 - pepperbucket (06/30/2015) [-]
never understood why people talk shit about lightweights...
the reason most people drink is to get drunk so shouldn't it be better if you can get drunk by drinking less?
User avatar #23 - donatelo (06/30/2015) [-]
it depends on the type of person you are really. if your goal is to get drunk then lighweight will save you a lot of money. Personally i dont like to get drunk often but i do enjoy a buzz or having a few beers during lunch or dinner, best not to get drunk in relaxed environments
#16 - autistipaska (06/30/2015) [-]
I get what you mean but if you like to have a few beers with friends then it isn't so great if you are shitfaced after like 2 and yes I know people who get drunk that fast
User avatar #6 - alfibrakiz (06/30/2015) [-]
It's definitely positive to be a lightweight imo. I mean, I myself save a ton of money.
User avatar #10 - captainprincess (06/30/2015) [-]
And you save yourself a lot of health problems
My dad had an uncle who had some really bizarre liver condition which meant a single beer got him absolutely tanked, everytime. He enver even built up a tolerance, I'm told. He was a ridiculously happy man, and near-perfectly healthy. His liver hardly suffered at all and I'm told he spent his last years living under a bridge like a jolly troll

guessing the other effects of alcoholism took their toll on his life and he probably got kicked out of home for being blind drunk most of his life, but he wasn't too poor and didn't seem to suffer any health problems or depression

I'd kill for a condition like that man
#7 - sturmbeard (06/30/2015) [-]
But then you lose in the championship of heavyweights
User avatar #8 - alfibrakiz (06/30/2015) [-]
Well, life is money.
#9 - sturmbeard (06/30/2015) [-]
And money is time
User avatar #17 - lejunkyfaceman (06/30/2015) [-]
and time is... i don't know
#18 - sturmbeard (06/30/2015) [-]
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#34 - thats because its porn  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Mastering front flip technique 0
#36 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
Well now we need sauce
User avatar #37 - xtwinblade (06/30/2015) [-]
mixed wrestling zone
User avatar #35 - superanonymouspers (06/30/2015) [-]
Was not aware of that. then again, I guess that was obvious.

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User avatar #4 - murrlogic (02/11/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #1 - xnexi (06/26/2012) [-]
xtwinblade... that name is familiar e_e does the game lunia say someting to you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dogziller (06/28/2013) [-]
the fool, tis fable!
User avatar #3 to #2 - xtwinblade (07/02/2013) [-]
Quite correct.
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