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xtwinblade

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Gender: male
X-box Gamertag: xTwinBladE
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Interests: fitness, sports, beef chicken
Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Norway
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#54 - How much you weigh?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Fat shaming-friday 0
User avatar #139 - nanako (16 hours ago) [-]
>>#17,
#7 - That was in WW1. The trench warfare was in the crossing from b… 05/02/2015 on I Know A Shortcut -4
#6 - Thats because they Only did it in WW1.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2015 on I Know A Shortcut -5
#17 - iqequalzero (16 hours ago) [-]
Im fairly sure the whole reason the line was there was due to ww1. The germans then went around it during ww2
User avatar #19 - rheago (15 hours ago) [-]
Nah, there was a war before ww1 that was between france and germany That was when the line was made and they beat germany.
Because they had to give up territory and so much money germany became impoverished and that started ww1. They lost that one and then they had to give up more money and territory sparking ww2
User avatar #21 - inzix (14 hours ago) [-]
What war was before WW1 which consisted of Germany VS france? i asume you're talking of the Franco-Prussian war, but *germany* won that war, and they took Alsace Lorraine and then formed the German Empire.
User avatar #23 - rheago (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh damn you're right
I'm sorry, must'v gotten my facts missed up
User avatar #24 - inzix (14 hours ago) [-]
It's okay, remember to check your facts yourself before you shreck yourself
User avatar #8 - arkbuilder (05/02/2015) [-]
No, the Invasion of France in WWII was started by a German push through the Ardennes forest in Belgium. It was so effective as French planners did not believe armor could be moved through it and did not want to put up defenses along the border of a friendly nation.
#16 - gerfox (16 hours ago) [-]
Wait... I thought they did that the first time during the Ardennes offensive. Are you telling me that the allied commanders fell for the same trick twice in the same place?
#50 - Literally born into mercenaries. Has been swinging hi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Im bad at content thing +10
User avatar #55 - nykis (20 hours ago) [-]
>Has mentally retarded girlfriend
Damn, this really got on my feals
User avatar #54 - rebuilt (21 hours ago) [-]
I would say that casca is more PTSD than retarded ya know raped after all her friends/family are killed
#71 - What? 05/02/2015 on KO!! =))) +1
#54 - i doubt humans will survive for a couple of billions of years.… 05/02/2015 on Nothing is as it seems 0
#53 - Well that idea would require there to be a "center" …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Nothing is as it seems 0
User avatar #62 - syrenthra (05/02/2015) [-]
That is exactly what I mean, it is technically possible to reach a true no velocity in relation to everything, but it theoretically is impossible because of that fact that you couldn't calculate the center of the universe and find how fast our galaxy/system is going
#63 - You must have been to some **** cinemas. The major …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Interstellar +1
User avatar #174 - sniffythebird (20 hours ago) [-]
Yup, I live in a shithole.

Also, I know you can't really compare film quality to digital in terms of sharpness and detail because they're completely different things and there's so many other things to factor in.... but, they do use 35mm film even for 4K, right? So if 35mm already can look that good, now I might have an idea of how detailed IMAX will look like... And holy fuck that is huge.
#42 - Headkicks are allowed in karate, but not punches to the face. 05/02/2015 on Movie Plot Holes 0
#49 - except that was an ippon seo-nage, not an rko  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2015 on KO!! =))) +1
#70 - Ken M (05/02/2015) [-]
That's not how you spell diamond cutter you twat
User avatar #123 - SuperMadKoala (20 hours ago) [-]
SKO now
User avatar #71 - xtwinblade (05/02/2015) [-]
What?
#57 - Ken M (05/02/2015) [-]
hansoku-make for dishonorable conduct tho

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User avatar #4 - murrlogic (02/11/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #1 - xnexi (06/26/2012) [-]
xtwinblade... that name is familiar e_e does the game lunia say someting to you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dogziller (06/28/2013) [-]
the fool, tis fable!
User avatar #3 to #2 - xtwinblade (07/02/2013) [-]
Quite correct.
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