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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/xoyv
Consoles Owned: wii, pc, ps2, ds, psp
Video Games Played: hat fortress 2, dota2, hellgate global
Interests: dota2, crafting, cooking
Date Signed Up:2/14/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:canada
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#304 - well, i was about 10 at the time, so it could have not been a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Batman 0
User avatar #306 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that is. I know its kryptonite but in a pencil size stabby form? Any how, the suit is mentioned in the comic books i believe.

Anyways - Bayond. Lol
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#300 - ...i thought it was a kryptonite ring kept in a lined box  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Batman 0
User avatar #301 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
AH HA! Even you admit that its possible to shape kryptonite into bullets. Nah, I'm sure its his suit too. I hear a lot of his krypton suit. Maybe you're thinking of the universe where Batman gets the green lantern ring? Both are green so you can have those two mixed up.
User avatar #304 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
well, i was about 10 at the time, so it could have not been a ring

but: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINGuXnTyU0
User avatar #306 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that is. I know its kryptonite but in a pencil size stabby form? Any how, the suit is mentioned in the comic books i believe.

Anyways - Bayond. Lol
#299 - ...seriously, did he make an actual island?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Batman 0
User avatar #302 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
yeaah, lex makes an island in superman returns, still I didn't pay a lot of attention to the film so you might wanna check it up.
#295 - ...he made an island? an entire island?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Batman 0
User avatar #298 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
cant tell if sarcasm or actually wondering?
User avatar #299 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
...seriously, did he make an actual island?
User avatar #302 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
yeaah, lex makes an island in superman returns, still I didn't pay a lot of attention to the film so you might wanna check it up.
#290 - well, considering that it's incredibly hard to even FIND krypt…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Batman +1
User avatar #296 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
But... But... Batman's suit is made from kryptonite in fear of superman goin bonkers.
User avatar #300 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
...i thought it was a kryptonite ring

kept in a lined box
User avatar #301 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
AH HA! Even you admit that its possible to shape kryptonite into bullets. Nah, I'm sure its his suit too. I hear a lot of his krypton suit. Maybe you're thinking of the universe where Batman gets the green lantern ring? Both are green so you can have those two mixed up.
User avatar #304 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
well, i was about 10 at the time, so it could have not been a ring

but: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINGuXnTyU0
User avatar #306 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that is. I know its kryptonite but in a pencil size stabby form? Any how, the suit is mentioned in the comic books i believe.

Anyways - Bayond. Lol
User avatar #293 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
you have a good point, but still if lex can make a kryptonite island, a single small bullet cant be too hard.
User avatar #295 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
...he made an island?

an entire island?
User avatar #298 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
cant tell if sarcasm or actually wondering?
User avatar #299 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
...seriously, did he make an actual island?
User avatar #302 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
yeaah, lex makes an island in superman returns, still I didn't pay a lot of attention to the film so you might wanna check it up.
#287 - also, in one movie they DID do that, but they managed to get it out 05/11/2013 on Batman 0
#285 - "faster than a speeding bullet"  [+] (12 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Batman 0
User avatar #288 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
still, in superman returns he gets showed in bullets.
User avatar #290 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
well, considering that it's incredibly hard to even FIND kryptonite, or possibly even shape it

combine with the radiation it gives off (wonder why lex is bald?)

too much effort for something that might not work
User avatar #296 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
But... But... Batman's suit is made from kryptonite in fear of superman goin bonkers.
User avatar #300 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
...i thought it was a kryptonite ring

kept in a lined box
User avatar #301 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
AH HA! Even you admit that its possible to shape kryptonite into bullets. Nah, I'm sure its his suit too. I hear a lot of his krypton suit. Maybe you're thinking of the universe where Batman gets the green lantern ring? Both are green so you can have those two mixed up.
User avatar #304 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
well, i was about 10 at the time, so it could have not been a ring

but: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINGuXnTyU0
User avatar #306 - animationhac (05/11/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that is. I know its kryptonite but in a pencil size stabby form? Any how, the suit is mentioned in the comic books i believe.

Anyways - Bayond. Lol
User avatar #293 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
you have a good point, but still if lex can make a kryptonite island, a single small bullet cant be too hard.
User avatar #295 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
...he made an island?

an entire island?
User avatar #298 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
cant tell if sarcasm or actually wondering?
User avatar #299 - xoyv (05/11/2013) [-]
...seriously, did he make an actual island?
User avatar #302 - tobylarrone (05/11/2013) [-]
yeaah, lex makes an island in superman returns, still I didn't pay a lot of attention to the film so you might wanna check it up.
#283 - because he doesn't need one 05/11/2013 on Batman 0
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#1644 - xoyv (09/08/2013) [-]
stickied
#1687 - theorangefox (10/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1686 - sunnyday (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1684 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
baby come bacl
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
*back
wow i suck
User avatar #1683 - onlyonehotspur (02/07/2014) [-]
Still around?
User avatar #1681 - leonhardt (11/22/2013) [-]
I love it.
User avatar #1676 - leonhardt (11/16/2013) [-]
>Start Minecraft Server
>Build huge empire, everyone happy
>Become evil dictator
>Wait until users picket outside my fortress
>They break in
>Fight past my defenses
>Destroy my guards
>Evade my traps
>Get to my throne room
>...
>Have this mod installed:
Minecraft | MECHA ROBOTS! (Insane Battle Robots!) | Mod Showcase







>Mech rises up out of the floor
>Lay waste!
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - xoyv (11/16/2013) [-]
...actually, you know what would be a great mod?

armored core/mech warrior

you craft various parts, then slap them together in a hanger

diffrent parts:

legs (spider, quad, bi, reverse bi, tread)
cockpits (each one has different sizes, hardpoints, energy)
and attachments (from tools, to weapons, to cosmetics)
User avatar #1675 - leonhardt (11/11/2013) [-]
Dude. You ever seen Gundam Build Fighters?

I want that to be a video game.
User avatar #1672 - leonhardt (11/03/2013) [-]
How about a mod for Civ 5.

"Genetic Engineering"
A modern/future level tech that doubles food output of cities, allows you to build the "Jurassic Park" Wonder, and allows you to build Tyrannosaurus units.

The T-rex is like a biological Giant Death Robot that obliterates enemy units by chomping them, and can move after attacking.
#1671 - leonhardt (10/25/2013) [-]
The Coyote (Working Title) was originally a crop duster/civilian transport plane before the War broke out. Later, it was armed and weaponized, and was granted a transformation system to aid it in defending frontier towns against pirates and raiders.

Its air mode is similar to the Dust Devil from Crimson Skies. Large engine, big wings, biplane, wooden finish.

Its mech mode would have a Cowboy hat, scarf, big revolver cannons, skinny arms and legs. The biplane wings could become a poncho, or chaps, while the propeller/engine block could become a cape or sombrero.

Its main weapon is a pair of powerful revolver cannons. It has a lower fire rate than most AirMech guns, but makes up for it in single shot power (Its firepower could be compared to that of a T99)

Its main ability, the Dust Storm, would create a large cloud of dust and smoke laced with radar blocking chaff. Units under this cloud are invisible to both allied and enemy radar, and are harder to hit by enemy units outside of the cloud. (Sometimes Shots go wide or missiles skew off) This allows the ability to be used both offensively and defensively.

It would expand to its full diameter about 5 seconds after being deployed, and last for about 8 seconds before gradually dissipating. Higher levels would increase the duration of the ability.

Dunno about it's other abilities, though.
Maybe something like a lasso, which would be a cross between the Bomber's Mantis Strike and the Neo's Stasis Blast.

Or a close range shotgun/buckshot/flak attack.

It's meant to be like an agile support/harassment unit.
Kinda like the Neo, but more offense oriented.

Thoughts?
#1664 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
Yo. I need some help coming up with a name for an attack for this guy.

What it does is, he creates a sound field below him that increases allied unit's rate of fire by 25%, at the cost of rapid energy drain.
Something along with the theme of music, specifically rock/punk/grunge/metal
Was thinking like "Mosh Pit Assault" or "Anarchy Barrage"

It's for AirMech.
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
Balistics Ballad?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
I was either gonna go with that or "Power Ballad"
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
double-tap darkwave?
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
"Shoot To Thrill"
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
...say, what this new mech going to be called, anyway?
#1670 to #1669 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
The "Flying V"
Its air mode is a Concorde Vortex.

Geddit? Cause Flying V is a guitar
And it's a flying "V" for "Vortex"
User avatar #1653 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I am sorry?
could you repeat?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
...you no longer allowed on the thread?
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I left, yes
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
awww, is too bad

anyway

#4141154 - xoyv ONLINE (1 second ago)
...princessren, it it jsut me, or do we happen to browse the frontpage at similar times?
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
oh, maybe
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
"it was nice of him to give his copy of GTA V to his girlfriend"
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
*boop*
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
boop
#1646 - leonhardtv (10/12/2013) [-]
Get AC:VD feeb
#1647 to #1646 - xoyv (10/12/2013) [-]
w-waaa

senpai noticed me!
User avatar #1649 to #1647 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
So you get it yet?
User avatar #1651 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
but i think i AM going to
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
...no

how do you expect me to get a game in less than 2 hours?
User avatar #1652 to #1650 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
I thought you had already got it.

DUDE THEY ADDED ******* WEAPON ARMS AND THE FIRST ONE YOU GET IS DUAL GIANT BLADES THAT CAN 3-HIT COMBO

AND THE BAD GUYS ******* REVIVE THE SPIRIT OF MOTHERWILL FROM FOR ANSWER.

HOLY **** GODDAMN.
User avatar #1645 - leonhardtv (09/14/2013) [-]
You play Airmech?
User avatar #1640 - leonhardtv (09/01/2013) [-]
Look at this guy's stuff.
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ISN'T IT NEAT
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - xoyv (09/01/2013) [-]
nert
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - leonhardtv (09/01/2013) [-]
you have Gear Up yet?

It's only $5 till monday.
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - xoyv (09/01/2013) [-]
can't play it

OS problems
User avatar #1637 - nekoyas (08/31/2013) [-]
XOYVBUTT
#1638 to #1637 - xoyv (08/31/2013) [-]
YOU IS BAK?
YOU IS BAK?
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - nekoyas (08/31/2013) [-]
I GUESS THAT I'D RATHER BE A BACK THAN A BUTT..
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