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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/xoyv
Consoles Owned: wii, pc, ps2, ds, psp
Video Games Played: hat fortress 2, dota2, hellgate global
Interests: dota2, crafting, cooking
Date Signed Up:2/14/2011
Last Login:8/25/2014
Location:canada
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#2390 - QUICK, go play cookie clicker! 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#2315 - ...so everyone on the thread is fighting over meaningless titles?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2371 - ronnocx (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm not fighting. Nobody even pretended to contest mine.
User avatar #2357 - lametitan (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm going to win the mini game star!
User avatar #2342 - lightningunicorn (11/17/2013) [-]
Everyone is just deluding themselves at this point. They know who their true lady and mistress is. They know they belong to me, and me alone.
#2401 - zetsumeitaka (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #2337 - HordeyWordey (11/17/2013) [-]
If titles were hats, we'd be worse than TF2
User avatar #2331 - walcorn (11/17/2013) [-]
I AM A PRETTY PRINCESS
User avatar #2326 - slytendencies (11/17/2013) [-]
ye
#2230 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#2274 - electraheart (11/17/2013) [-]
#2208 - >try to find scene from movie >get bunch of other … 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#2177 - i never voted for you  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2196 - electraheart (11/17/2013) [-]
#rude
#2274 - electraheart (11/17/2013) [-]
#1889 - lies i've never even TOUCHED a vagina  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1946 - defensive (11/17/2013) [-]
I'll touch your vagina
#1820 - ...id try applying for mod, but i really need to be spending t… 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#1790 - Picture 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#1763 - ...what do you think would happen to a tornado/hurricane …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1817 - thefourthdoctor (11/17/2013) [-]
I would think the explosion would disrupt the tornado and just be an explosion with more shit in it.
User avatar #1796 - leonhardt (11/17/2013) [-]
The explosion would spin around in the tornado.

I actually asked this in Science class, in like 7th grade.

The key would be to disrupt airflow at the base (the top) of the tornado, by detonating TWO warheads on either side.
User avatar #1780 - ttritt (11/17/2013) [-]
It would throw shit everywhere and then continue not giving a fuck about your house as it plows through it.
#1652 - quickly, trademark fallout 5, just to cockblock them 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#1637 - Picture 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#1603 - does she really NEED them?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1621 - leonhardt (11/17/2013) [-]
who are you and what have you done with xoyv
#1637 - xoyv (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #1611 - ttritt (11/17/2013) [-]
Tits make the world go round/.
#1465 - ...i really need to get around to playing the first game 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#1431 - ...defensive?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1444 - tortalis (11/17/2013) [-]
Any Australian mod would be good to be honest. Would be better to have mods from all over the world.
#1425 - ...i got the jagged alience pack from the humble weekly bundle… 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#1361 - ...you know, i can't wait to see the grump hunters fight a jhe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#1384 - mrsexsymbol (11/17/2013) [-]
wait till they get to Savage Joe
#1307 - pssss monsterhunter has a maximum of 4 people per quest 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#1300 - "GUIES, IT WE USE A CUMPUTER IS MUSIK RITE?" - peopl… 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#1282 - what everyone else is doing  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1284 - mrsexsymbol (11/17/2013) [-]
but meat yo
#1231 - ross for best teammate  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1305 - marcelinethequeen (11/17/2013) [-]
NIGGA I'M HUNGRY.

I GOTTA EAT.
#1294 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
Thanks for inviting me

Not like I wanted to play with the people I considered friends anyways
User avatar #1315 - leonhardt (11/17/2013) [-]
>Game Grumps Presents:
>Jon not wanting to do anything with Game Grumps anymore
User avatar #1307 - xoyv (11/17/2013) [-]
pssss

monsterhunter has a maximum of 4 people per quest
User avatar #1273 - leonhardt (11/17/2013) [-]
Danny fucking sells it with his voice.
User avatar #1258 - therealdiscord (11/17/2013) [-]
Hmm, haven't watched past the first one of those. I want the monsters to be a surprise when I eventually get to them.
User avatar #1255 - mrsexsymbol (11/17/2013) [-]
Meat's important yo
#1282 - xoyv (11/17/2013) [-]
what everyone else is doing
User avatar #1284 - mrsexsymbol (11/17/2013) [-]
but meat yo
User avatar #1251 - Spacemarine (11/17/2013) [-]
I fukken love this game
#1115 - cat fluffy 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#1051 - twice as brihgt, half as logn 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#572 - "DON'T WORRY CAPTAIN AMERICA, I'M GET OUT OUT OF THERE! … 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
#518 - Picture 11/17/2013 on Friendly 0
#401 - Picture 11/17/2013 on Friendly +1
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#1644 - xoyv (09/08/2013) [-]
stickied
#1686 - sunnyday ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1684 - garymotherfingoak (02/10/2014) [-]
baby come bacl
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - garymotherfingoak (02/10/2014) [-]
*back
wow i suck
User avatar #1683 - onlyonehotspur (02/07/2014) [-]
Still around?
User avatar #1681 - leonhardt (11/22/2013) [-]
I love it.
User avatar #1676 - leonhardt (11/16/2013) [-]
>Start Minecraft Server
>Build huge empire, everyone happy
>Become evil dictator
>Wait until users picket outside my fortress
>They break in
>Fight past my defenses
>Destroy my guards
>Evade my traps
>Get to my throne room
>...
>Have this mod installed:
Minecraft | MECHA ROBOTS! (Insane Battle Robots!) | Mod Showcase







>Mech rises up out of the floor
>Lay waste!
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - xoyv (11/16/2013) [-]
...actually, you know what would be a great mod?

armored core/mech warrior

you craft various parts, then slap them together in a hanger

diffrent parts:

legs (spider, quad, bi, reverse bi, tread)
cockpits (each one has different sizes, hardpoints, energy)
and attachments (from tools, to weapons, to cosmetics)
User avatar #1675 - leonhardt (11/11/2013) [-]
Dude. You ever seen Gundam Build Fighters?

I want that to be a video game.
#1674 - walcorn ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #1672 - leonhardt (11/03/2013) [-]
How about a mod for Civ 5.

"Genetic Engineering"
A modern/future level tech that doubles food output of cities, allows you to build the "Jurassic Park" Wonder, and allows you to build Tyrannosaurus units.

The T-rex is like a biological Giant Death Robot that obliterates enemy units by chomping them, and can move after attacking.
#1671 - leonhardt (10/25/2013) [-]
The Coyote (Working Title) was originally a crop duster/civilian transport plane before the War broke out. Later, it was armed and weaponized, and was granted a transformation system to aid it in defending frontier towns against pirates and raiders.

Its air mode is similar to the Dust Devil from Crimson Skies. Large engine, big wings, biplane, wooden finish.

Its mech mode would have a Cowboy hat, scarf, big revolver cannons, skinny arms and legs. The biplane wings could become a poncho, or chaps, while the propeller/engine block could become a cape or sombrero.

Its main weapon is a pair of powerful revolver cannons. It has a lower fire rate than most AirMech guns, but makes up for it in single shot power (Its firepower could be compared to that of a T99)

Its main ability, the Dust Storm, would create a large cloud of dust and smoke laced with radar blocking chaff. Units under this cloud are invisible to both allied and enemy radar, and are harder to hit by enemy units outside of the cloud. (Sometimes Shots go wide or missiles skew off) This allows the ability to be used both offensively and defensively.

It would expand to its full diameter about 5 seconds after being deployed, and last for about 8 seconds before gradually dissipating. Higher levels would increase the duration of the ability.

Dunno about it's other abilities, though.
Maybe something like a lasso, which would be a cross between the Bomber's Mantis Strike and the Neo's Stasis Blast.

Or a close range shotgun/buckshot/flak attack.

It's meant to be like an agile support/harassment unit.
Kinda like the Neo, but more offense oriented.

Thoughts?
#1664 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
Yo. I need some help coming up with a name for an attack for this guy.

What it does is, he creates a sound field below him that increases allied unit's rate of fire by 25%, at the cost of rapid energy drain.
Something along with the theme of music, specifically rock/punk/grunge/metal
Was thinking like "Mosh Pit Assault" or "Anarchy Barrage"

It's for AirMech.
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
Balistics Ballad?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
I was either gonna go with that or "Power Ballad"
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
double-tap darkwave?
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
"Shoot To Thrill"
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
...say, what this new mech going to be called, anyway?
#1670 to #1669 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
The "Flying V"
Its air mode is a Concorde Vortex.

Geddit? Cause Flying V is a guitar
And it's a flying "V" for "Vortex"
User avatar #1653 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I am sorry?
could you repeat?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
...you no longer allowed on the thread?
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I left, yes
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
awww, is too bad

anyway

#4141154 - xoyv ONLINE (1 second ago)
...princessren, it it jsut me, or do we happen to browse the frontpage at similar times?
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
oh, maybe
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
"it was nice of him to give his copy of GTA V to his girlfriend"
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
*boop*
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
boop
#1646 - leonhardtv (10/12/2013) [-]
Get AC:VD feeb
#1647 to #1646 - xoyv (10/12/2013) [-]
w-waaa

senpai noticed me!
User avatar #1649 to #1647 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
So you get it yet?
User avatar #1651 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
but i think i AM going to
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
...no

how do you expect me to get a game in less than 2 hours?
User avatar #1652 to #1650 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
I thought you had already got it.

DUDE THEY ADDED ******* WEAPON ARMS AND THE FIRST ONE YOU GET IS DUAL GIANT BLADES THAT CAN 3-HIT COMBO

AND THE BAD GUYS ******* REVIVE THE SPIRIT OF MOTHERWILL FROM FOR ANSWER.

HOLY **** GODDAMN.
User avatar #1645 - leonhardtv (09/14/2013) [-]
You play Airmech?
User avatar #1640 - leonhardtv (09/01/2013) [-]
Look at this guy's stuff.
You need to login to view this link
ISN'T IT NEAT
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - xoyv (09/01/2013) [-]
nert
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - leonhardtv (09/01/2013) [-]
you have Gear Up yet?

It's only $5 till monday.
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - xoyv (09/01/2013) [-]
can't play it

OS problems
User avatar #1637 - nekoyas (08/31/2013) [-]
XOYVBUTT
#1638 to #1637 - xoyv (08/31/2013) [-]
YOU IS BAK?
YOU IS BAK?
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - nekoyas (08/31/2013) [-]
I GUESS THAT I'D RATHER BE A BACK THAN A BUTT..
#1634 - professormeatwad (08/31/2013) [-]
What the **** do you want
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - xoyv (08/31/2013) [-]
hey, you know

she is squid girl, right?
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