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#6 - i remember a PS1 demo where this was the first thing you had to do  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2015 on he just can't +43
#17 - grammarofficer (07/15/2015) [-]
I still have that game. It wasn't a bad flying arcade, for the time.
User avatar #79 - petresko (07/16/2015) [-]
Man,the soundtracks!
User avatar #54 - martialbrony (07/15/2015) [-]
Aww yeah that was an awesome one
#15 - reapermaster (07/15/2015) [-]
i think i remember it too
i think you had to bomb a bridge by the end of it
User avatar #11 - antigravitycake (07/15/2015) [-]
what was it. i remember it too. you just let go of the controls and it heads towards it.
#7 - nationalanthem (07/15/2015) [-]
yeah! me too! and the controls, and camera was so fucking awkward! was it Ps1, tho? cant have been that long?
#6 - or it could have gone bad and been thrown out 07/15/2015 on Blood +3
#13 - Picture  [+] (45 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Byte down hard baby +156
#170 - CyborgNinja (07/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #226 - vontrollington (07/15/2015) [-]
I also enjoyed it.
#232 - myreadyassyolk (07/15/2015) [-]
I never finished it.
#70 - shaturnex (07/15/2015) [-]
Can somebody give this filthy casual a developed explaining about this?
User avatar #201 - furiousmarshmellow (07/15/2015) [-]
FFXIII is shit.
#108 - jakeshifter (07/15/2015) [-]
FFXIII Was a good game. It was, however, a very poor final fantasy game.
Combat was tight, graphics were decent for that era, and the story is actually driving with just enough mysticism to bypass all the bullshit. However, it completely defied the Final Fantasy core mechanics, which is why people think it's a crappy game.
If it had been a new IP, something like The Fal'Cie Dominion then i bet it would have been much more well received.
User avatar #113 - hasinvadedyou (07/15/2015) [-]
after i made my earlier post i was thinking just the same thing, it wasnt a bad game on its own just a bad final fantasy game. Some older ff games changed a couple of mechanics some even feel extremely different to people like 12(which i enjoyed since it felt like an offline 11 which i played for 12 years before i quit this year) But 13 just felt like a linear action game without almost no customization, a thing i expect from a final fantasy title. I dont feel robbed of a decent game, i feel robbed of a final fantasy game.
User avatar #144 - hydraetis (07/15/2015) [-]
"it wasn't a bad game just a bad final fantasy"

That's how I felt about FFXII. Good fun but not recognisable as a final fantasy in any way.
#114 - jakeshifter (07/15/2015) [-]
You just quit FFXI? Try FFXIV 0u0
You get to fly in a Treasure Planet longboat and dress your maid in slutty outfits.
User avatar #121 - hasinvadedyou (07/15/2015) [-]
nah ive decided long ago i wasnt ever starting another mmo, my friends even been bugging me to play with her., i was heavily into xi, like well over 3500 days of playtime in 12 years. Im sticking to singple players and stuff like dark souls, even though ive put a shit ton of time replaying dark souls 20+ times with different builds.
#134 - jakeshifter (07/15/2015) [-]
Ah, then try Bloodborne. It's like a 2spooky Dark Souls.
And about halfway through the game, shit starts to get ultra fucking meta, like you wouldnt even believe.
#93 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
pretty simple

FFXIII story is great, but the game is not fun at all, the combat mechanics has an auto-combat bttn, but then again you want to know how the story ends

Square Enix - Give you the same awesome storylines with even worse combat mechanics every time. (This applies to every FF game after FFX excluding all MMO titles)
#89 - kez (07/15/2015) [-]
People pathetically complaining that FF13 was an 8/10 game and not a 9-10/10 game like you expect from a FF.

It was fairly story driven for the first 40% the game then you got to explore.

But it didnt have multiple cities etc to explore because the story was one remaining city about to be destroyed kinda story.

Kids get mad its wasnt as good as it could have been and made some random mistakes that wouldnt have happened if it didnt deviate from the previous games.

Then obviously mad kids completely exagerate
User avatar #78 - xoyv (07/15/2015) [-]
FFXIII is a story based hallway simulator
User avatar #122 - killerliquid (07/15/2015) [-]
top kek
User avatar #97 - hasinvadedyou (07/15/2015) [-]
finally, every time i see ff13 content or complain about how it was linear as shit, people defend it like its a quality final fantasy game. It wasnt, and i hope 15 is going to be nothing like it.
#231 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
>Linearity doesn't inherently make a game bad, it may make it bad for you, but for a lot of people it doesn't.
>The 13 trilogy was well received in Japan and if you think Square gives a fuck about what western gamers think, you are sorely mistaken.
>Every Final Fantasy has been fairly linear, granted they mostly hid it very well in the older ones.
>Having a world map doesn't automatically make a game non-linear, especially when the world has nothing to do in it.
User avatar #189 - cerbearus (07/15/2015) [-]
XIII-2 and Lightning Returns were actually really good. Too bad nobody played them because XIII was a trainwreck
User avatar #213 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (07/15/2015) [-]
I liked 13. 13-2 was fun too but I just cant get into Lightning Returns.
#99 - auronexplains (07/15/2015) [-]
I agree, 13 was shit.

Auron is bestu
#123 - killerliquid (07/15/2015) [-]
It was shit. But dem legs do
#192 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
what legs?

face yes
User avatar #181 - trollzoll (07/15/2015) [-]
The only good thing to come out of that game was the fan made porn.
#162 - hubabalu (07/15/2015) [-]
Dem legs
#164 - killerliquid (07/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #195 - jackmaccone (07/15/2015) [-]
i need some sauce mate
User avatar #196 - killerliquid (07/15/2015) [-]
Deadman Wonderland
it's ok
User avatar #197 - jackmaccone (07/15/2015) [-]
alright thank you
#200 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
It doesn't really have an ending though
#129 - foxdragon (07/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #124 - killerliquid (07/15/2015) [-]
#118 - hapasan (07/15/2015) [-]
YES. I'm glad people agree.
I'm a huge FF fan, I'm replaying FF1 and FF2 (on the NES, not the much easier DOS or PSP) again right now.
#126 - ukobarrywewa (07/15/2015) [-]
My greatest shame in life is that the only Final Fantasy game I have ever played to completion was the first one
#139 - hapasan (07/15/2015) [-]
Depending on the version, it is a pretty tough one. The iPad/PSP/GBA versions are made easier, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing; it is still a great game. That is a good one to start with. I hear people say "I've only played one FF" and I go "Oh?" and they go "Yeah! FF13!" (Which I despise).

If people only have time for one Final Fantasy, I recommend FF7 or FFX. These are massive games, with much depth to them. They have great stories and are quite easy for beginners.

If someone wants more of a challange, FF1 and FF2 (NES, Wonderswan Color, Origins) are good choices (Emulation is the only way for these ones). FF5 is extremely fun with customization of classes. FF3 is similar to that.
FF4 and FF6 have a great mixture of story and fun. FF9 is okay too, but FF8 is kind of "eh" for me.

So if you only want to play one, play FFX or FF7. To me, can't say which is better.
#229 - kyouko (07/15/2015) [-]
I played FFI (the only I've actually played) on my old cell phone. I'm not sure if it was the nes variant or gba variant tho. And it wasn't on emulator.

Mayhaps you have a single idea which it was?
User avatar #249 - hapasan (07/21/2015) [-]
If it was an old cell phone (flip phone), then it was a Wonderswan port. This means that you played the original hard version. I also had that version on my old verizon cell phone.
User avatar #251 - kyouko (07/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, it was one a flip phone. Good stuff, I remember fucking up several times before I said fucck it and a ran a squad of one white mage and three monks. Actually beat the game with that squad.
#212 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (07/15/2015) [-]
FF7 aged worse than your mother and I wouldn't suggest it to anyone as their first FF.

FFX was fun though, as long as you don't go for 100% Chocobo Racing? Lightning dodging? THE FUCK SQUARE? Also, way to punish people for doing any of the extra stuff on first playthrough, the last dungeon was fucking awesome if you rush through the game but even slightly overleveled and it becomes a walking simulator with some brainless combat.
#157 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
Just a quick question. Have you tried ff type zero?
Googling it gives you a lot of spoilers just warning you all.
User avatar #250 - hapasan (07/21/2015) [-]
I've never personally played Type-0. I remember following it when it was Agito XIII. I'm actually not sure if it came out in America.
I'm guessing the battle system is similar to Crisis Core. I was able to finish Crisis Core, but it definitely wasn't my favorite. I may try it some day if I can get my hands on a copy.
User avatar #199 - rejakted (07/15/2015) [-]
Type0 is the shit.
But prepare your ass, tho. If you don't train your dudes properly, you'll get massively fucked - especially in the side-missions.
#235 - reapermaster (07/16/2015) [-]
>besnel caves at lvl 30
#236 - rejakted (07/16/2015) [-]
Bethnel Grotto ain't nothing compared to the damn warships in The Taking of Meroe and that God-Awful, perma-regen, one-hit-rape, Soryu lancer.
#140 - ukobarrywewa (07/15/2015) [-]
I've played 3, 6, 7, 8, 10, and 12, but I only finished 1
#72 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
player wants enjoyment gets pulled by story into ffxiii ain't gonna capitalize it
#12 - muypeovuyepviymrdocindx, the felling when you feel a feel that feel 07/15/2015 on Feels 0
#47 - ...anyone think those little skeletons at the bottom just look… 07/14/2015 on Porkemon 0
#28 - Picture 07/14/2015 on This lemon wants to be a... 0
#179 - now, imagine it was a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago, back before we …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2015 on I identify as mentally... +2
User avatar #182 - joshuaww (07/14/2015) [-]
You're right, but the opposite isn't true either.

Better evidence is needed, and should be used.
User avatar #186 - ninjaspartan (07/14/2015) [-]
You mean... fire could be cold?

Fuck me. Science, I don't believe in you anymore. Time to convert to Islam.
User avatar #187 - joshuaww (07/14/2015) [-]
You're really good at missing points, or you're just trolling.
#191 - ninjaspartan (07/14/2015) [-]
I have reason to believe that new evidence will suggest otherwise.

You see, Ive been doing research on the matter...
User avatar #195 - joshuaww (07/14/2015) [-]
You're still missing my point.

I'm gonna put it real clear for you: just because it was one way once, doesn't mean it's always that way. That logic on it's own is stupid, because new information could suggest otherwise. Does this mean this new information is true, just because it's new? Absolutely not. It's important to put the new information under just as much scrutiny and fire as the old information. The idea is to be skeptical, and not base anything on such fragile logic such as "back in my day."

I don't give a shit about the particular argument, because it can go either way. I have just as much reason to believe one way or the other. It's the logic that this person is presenting that I have issue with. Not the argument, not the conclusion, but the logic used to reach that conclusion.

Also what you're saying up above is absolutely stupid. Your examples are shit, and are proving just how much you're missing my points and my issues.
User avatar #199 - ninjaspartan (07/14/2015) [-]
Oh you don't have to worry about that, I contest whether the earth is round on a daily basis. It could be an oval for all we know, and we're just not eye-measuring it correctly.

I mean, what's a fact, really? Just the discovery of a new thing to be debated in five to ten years. My yellow could be your green. The world could be color blind for all I know! Quick, what color is this FJ?!
User avatar #279 - joshuaww (07/14/2015) [-]
Tangible vs intangible concepts.

Still bad examples.
#15 - right, try telling that to all the "self diagnosed" …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Protect shoplifters +2
#34 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
well.. why do YOU care about them?
If they get caught, the prosecution will see if they are indeed mentally fit and will lock them up.

I sometimes am amazed how much time YOU people spend on these worthless loonies.
Don't you have anything better to care about?
Go, help your mothers or something.
#16 - anonymoussarcasm (07/13/2015) [-]
I don't even know if it would matter that much.
#48 - couldn't chief have like, punched through that guy's head?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2015 on SFW shadman comp 0
User avatar #59 - telmerthisisasix (07/13/2015) [-]
Restraint. It's a good thing to teach a spartan-in-training. Keeps the CO's alive.
#77 - it's a shame you can't make molotolvs cuz then y… 07/13/2015 on Sad face 0
#103 - Picture 07/13/2015 on You're An Innuendo Now +53
#24 - Picture 07/12/2015 on Don't talk shit about my... 0
#14 - zombiu mgs3 (but that was in reverse) 07/12/2015 on Mario's horrible secret +2
#136 - >caps  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Comp +6
#137 - tiles (07/11/2015) [-]
Oh shit I didn't mean caps, I meant Rubles. I will never forgive myself.
Sorry, I just got done playing New Vegas for like 5 hours earlier
#133 - S.T.A.L.K.E.R dating sim sort of want 07/11/2015 on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Comp 0
#132 - hey uhh, odd question is it normal to kill the m…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2015 on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Comp 0
User avatar #134 - tiles (07/11/2015) [-]
If you're successfully able to do so then you're fine. Doing so doesn't really have any repercussions and it most certainly saves you a lot of caps in the long run.
#136 - xoyv (07/11/2015) [-]
#137 - tiles (07/11/2015) [-]
Oh shit I didn't mean caps, I meant Rubles. I will never forgive myself.
Sorry, I just got done playing New Vegas for like 5 hours earlier
#215 - *comment* 07/11/2015 on Gates of Heaven 0
#214 - see cooment above  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on Gates of Heaven 0
User avatar #215 - xoyv (07/11/2015) [-]
#213 - Picture 07/11/2015 on Gates of Heaven +1
#24 - first one made me think of this one 07/10/2015 on Science 0
#69 - Picture 07/10/2015 on #History +2
#101 - it's alright mang videogames has taught me a lot abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on nice steaming web dump +1
User avatar #102 - needsmohoes (07/09/2015) [-]
Indeed it has for me as well
#99 - symphony no. 9 in e minor op. 95 from the new world  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2015 on nice steaming web dump +1
#100 - needsmohoes (07/09/2015) [-]
Thank you sirrah, for helping my quest to connect with all the familiar yet unknown pieces of classical music I remember from commercials and tv shows
User avatar #101 - xoyv (07/09/2015) [-]
it's alright mang

videogames has taught me a lot about classical music
User avatar #102 - needsmohoes (07/09/2015) [-]
Indeed it has for me as well
#94 - you choose all! 07/08/2015 on Spec Ops: The Line 0
#106 - well, you have the main gun, and what, some small arms to go w… 07/08/2015 on The future is now! +1


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#1644 - xoyv (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #1689 - duelknight (03/05/2015) [-]
Get a proper banner you hippy
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#1684 - garymotherfingoak (02/10/2014) [-]
baby come bacl
#1687 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1684 - garymotherfingoak (02/10/2014) [-]
baby come bacl
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - garymotherfingoak (02/10/2014) [-]
wow i suck
User avatar #1683 - onlyonehotspur (02/07/2014) [-]
Still around?
User avatar #1681 - leonhardt (11/22/2013) [-]
I love it.
User avatar #1676 - leonhardt (11/16/2013) [-]
>Start Minecraft Server
>Build huge empire, everyone happy
>Become evil dictator
>Wait until users picket outside my fortress
>They break in
>Fight past my defenses
>Destroy my guards
>Evade my traps
>Get to my throne room
>Have this mod installed:
Minecraft | MECHA ROBOTS! (Insane Battle Robots!) | Mod Showcase

>Mech rises up out of the floor
>Lay waste!
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - xoyv (11/16/2013) [-]
...actually, you know what would be a great mod?

armored core/mech warrior

you craft various parts, then slap them together in a hanger

diffrent parts:

legs (spider, quad, bi, reverse bi, tread)
cockpits (each one has different sizes, hardpoints, energy)
and attachments (from tools, to weapons, to cosmetics)
User avatar #1675 - leonhardt (11/11/2013) [-]
Dude. You ever seen Gundam Build Fighters?

I want that to be a video game.
User avatar #1672 - leonhardt (11/03/2013) [-]
How about a mod for Civ 5.

"Genetic Engineering"
A modern/future level tech that doubles food output of cities, allows you to build the "Jurassic Park" Wonder, and allows you to build Tyrannosaurus units.

The T-rex is like a biological Giant Death Robot that obliterates enemy units by chomping them, and can move after attacking.
#1671 - leonhardt (10/25/2013) [-]
The Coyote (Working Title) was originally a crop duster/civilian transport plane before the War broke out. Later, it was armed and weaponized, and was granted a transformation system to aid it in defending frontier towns against pirates and raiders.

Its air mode is similar to the Dust Devil from Crimson Skies. Large engine, big wings, biplane, wooden finish.

Its mech mode would have a Cowboy hat, scarf, big revolver cannons, skinny arms and legs. The biplane wings could become a poncho, or chaps, while the propeller/engine block could become a cape or sombrero.

Its main weapon is a pair of powerful revolver cannons. It has a lower fire rate than most AirMech guns, but makes up for it in single shot power (Its firepower could be compared to that of a T99)

Its main ability, the Dust Storm, would create a large cloud of dust and smoke laced with radar blocking chaff. Units under this cloud are invisible to both allied and enemy radar, and are harder to hit by enemy units outside of the cloud. (Sometimes Shots go wide or missiles skew off) This allows the ability to be used both offensively and defensively.

It would expand to its full diameter about 5 seconds after being deployed, and last for about 8 seconds before gradually dissipating. Higher levels would increase the duration of the ability.

Dunno about it's other abilities, though.
Maybe something like a lasso, which would be a cross between the Bomber's Mantis Strike and the Neo's Stasis Blast.

Or a close range shotgun/buckshot/flak attack.

It's meant to be like an agile support/harassment unit.
Kinda like the Neo, but more offense oriented.

#1664 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
Yo. I need some help coming up with a name for an attack for this guy.

What it does is, he creates a sound field below him that increases allied unit's rate of fire by 25%, at the cost of rapid energy drain.
Something along with the theme of music, specifically rock/punk/grunge/metal
Was thinking like "Mosh Pit Assault" or "Anarchy Barrage"

It's for AirMech.
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
Balistics Ballad?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
I was either gonna go with that or "Power Ballad"
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
double-tap darkwave?
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
"Shoot To Thrill"
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
...say, what this new mech going to be called, anyway?
#1670 to #1669 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
The "Flying V"
Its air mode is a Concorde Vortex.

Geddit? Cause Flying V is a guitar
And it's a flying "V" for "Vortex"
User avatar #1653 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I am sorry?
could you repeat?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
...you no longer allowed on the thread?
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I left, yes
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
awww, is too bad


#4141154 - xoyv ONLINE (1 second ago)
...princessren, it it jsut me, or do we happen to browse the frontpage at similar times?
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
oh, maybe
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
"it was nice of him to give his copy of GTA V to his girlfriend"
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#1646 - leonhardtv (10/12/2013) [-]
Get AC:VD feeb
#1647 to #1646 - xoyv (10/12/2013) [-]

senpai noticed me!
User avatar #1649 to #1647 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
So you get it yet?
User avatar #1651 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
but i think i AM going to
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]

how do you expect me to get a game in less than 2 hours?
User avatar #1652 to #1650 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
I thought you had already got it.



User avatar #1645 - leonhardtv (09/14/2013) [-]
You play Airmech?
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