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xoyv

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/xoyv
Consoles Owned: wii, pc, ps2, ds, psp
Video Games Played: hat fortress 2, dota2, hellgate global
Interests: dota2, crafting, cooking
Date Signed Up:2/14/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:canada
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#742 - **xoyv rolled user darktoucan ** your flamed 1 hour ago on Insult a user 0
#24 - the water that supports the jetskii, is the same that engulfs it 1 hour ago on i want potato salad now 0
#60 - with $10 worth of dlc for you "side waifu" 1 hour ago on Sakura Clicker 0
#59 - it's a general view both have multiplayer with a focu…  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Sakura Clicker 0
User avatar #61 - qonetwothreefive (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah but why are they similar to Sakura Clicker is what i meant
User avatar #62 - jakerszzzz (1 hour ago) [-]
games that require focus
User avatar #66 - qonetwothreefive (1 hour ago) [-]
Well it certainly focused on my pants
#32 - just like the american dream? 1 hour ago on Americab 0
#127 - monhunter cross? fire emblem fates? FALLOUT 4?  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Doin this for a flag 0
#130 - deadpoolrulez (2 hours ago) [-]
Wow, you reminded me I have a reason to live! thank you for being a thing mister xoyv great name by the way And i wish you luck in your next life further in life.
#126 - Picture 2 hours ago on Doin this for a flag 0
#42 - Picture 2 hours ago on Pack hunting 0
#21 - take care of anthro animals grow anthro vegetables fis… 20 hours ago on give her the farm +1
#60 - **** sorry, it was ******* up for some reason 07/30/2015 on Over here, Stranger 0

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#1644 - xoyv (09/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #1689 - duelknight (03/05/2015) [-]
Get a proper banner you hippy
User avatar #1688 - neppy (01/02/2015) [-]
#1684 - garymotherfingoak (02/10/2014) [-]
baby come bacl
#1687 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1686 - sunnyday ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1684 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
baby come bacl
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
*back
wow i suck
User avatar #1683 - onlyonehotspur (02/07/2014) [-]
Still around?
User avatar #1681 - leonhardt (11/22/2013) [-]
I love it.
User avatar #1676 - leonhardt (11/16/2013) [-]
>Start Minecraft Server
>Build huge empire, everyone happy
>Become evil dictator
>Wait until users picket outside my fortress
>They break in
>Fight past my defenses
>Destroy my guards
>Evade my traps
>Get to my throne room
>...
>Have this mod installed:
Minecraft | MECHA ROBOTS! (Insane Battle Robots!) | Mod Showcase







>Mech rises up out of the floor
>Lay waste!
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - xoyv (11/16/2013) [-]
...actually, you know what would be a great mod?

armored core/mech warrior

you craft various parts, then slap them together in a hanger

diffrent parts:

legs (spider, quad, bi, reverse bi, tread)
cockpits (each one has different sizes, hardpoints, energy)
and attachments (from tools, to weapons, to cosmetics)
User avatar #1675 - leonhardt (11/11/2013) [-]
Dude. You ever seen Gundam Build Fighters?

I want that to be a video game.
#1674 - walcorn ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #1672 - leonhardt (11/03/2013) [-]
How about a mod for Civ 5.

"Genetic Engineering"
A modern/future level tech that doubles food output of cities, allows you to build the "Jurassic Park" Wonder, and allows you to build Tyrannosaurus units.

The T-rex is like a biological Giant Death Robot that obliterates enemy units by chomping them, and can move after attacking.
#1671 - leonhardt (10/25/2013) [-]
The Coyote (Working Title) was originally a crop duster/civilian transport plane before the War broke out. Later, it was armed and weaponized, and was granted a transformation system to aid it in defending frontier towns against pirates and raiders.

Its air mode is similar to the Dust Devil from Crimson Skies. Large engine, big wings, biplane, wooden finish.

Its mech mode would have a Cowboy hat, scarf, big revolver cannons, skinny arms and legs. The biplane wings could become a poncho, or chaps, while the propeller/engine block could become a cape or sombrero.

Its main weapon is a pair of powerful revolver cannons. It has a lower fire rate than most AirMech guns, but makes up for it in single shot power (Its firepower could be compared to that of a T99)

Its main ability, the Dust Storm, would create a large cloud of dust and smoke laced with radar blocking chaff. Units under this cloud are invisible to both allied and enemy radar, and are harder to hit by enemy units outside of the cloud. (Sometimes Shots go wide or missiles skew off) This allows the ability to be used both offensively and defensively.

It would expand to its full diameter about 5 seconds after being deployed, and last for about 8 seconds before gradually dissipating. Higher levels would increase the duration of the ability.

Dunno about it's other abilities, though.
Maybe something like a lasso, which would be a cross between the Bomber's Mantis Strike and the Neo's Stasis Blast.

Or a close range shotgun/buckshot/flak attack.

It's meant to be like an agile support/harassment unit.
Kinda like the Neo, but more offense oriented.

Thoughts?
#1664 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
Yo. I need some help coming up with a name for an attack for this guy.

What it does is, he creates a sound field below him that increases allied unit's rate of fire by 25%, at the cost of rapid energy drain.
Something along with the theme of music, specifically rock/punk/grunge/metal
Was thinking like "Mosh Pit Assault" or "Anarchy Barrage"

It's for AirMech.
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
Balistics Ballad?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
I was either gonna go with that or "Power Ballad"
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
double-tap darkwave?
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
"Shoot To Thrill"
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
...say, what this new mech going to be called, anyway?
#1670 to #1669 - leonhardtv (10/16/2013) [-]
The "Flying V"
Its air mode is a Concorde Vortex.

Geddit? Cause Flying V is a guitar
And it's a flying "V" for "Vortex"
User avatar #1653 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I am sorry?
could you repeat?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
...you no longer allowed on the thread?
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
I left, yes
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
awww, is too bad

anyway

#4141154 - xoyv ONLINE (1 second ago)
...princessren, it it jsut me, or do we happen to browse the frontpage at similar times?
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
oh, maybe
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
"it was nice of him to give his copy of GTA V to his girlfriend"
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
*boop*
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - princessren (10/13/2013) [-]
boop
#1646 - leonhardtv (10/12/2013) [-]
Get AC:VD feeb
#1647 to #1646 - xoyv (10/12/2013) [-]
w-waaa

senpai noticed me!
User avatar #1649 to #1647 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
So you get it yet?
User avatar #1651 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
but i think i AM going to
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - xoyv (10/13/2013) [-]
...no

how do you expect me to get a game in less than 2 hours?
User avatar #1652 to #1650 - leonhardtv (10/13/2013) [-]
I thought you had already got it.

DUDE THEY ADDED ******* WEAPON ARMS AND THE FIRST ONE YOU GET IS DUAL GIANT BLADES THAT CAN 3-HIT COMBO

AND THE BAD GUYS ******* REVIVE THE SPIRIT OF MOTHERWILL FROM FOR ANSWER.

HOLY **** GODDAMN.
User avatar #1645 - leonhardtv (09/14/2013) [-]
You play Airmech?
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