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Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
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#79 - Comment deleted  [+] (20 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? -2
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#77 - Well maybe I could hire you. 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#75 - But I'm done going, what about you? 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#73 - But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7… 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#71 - I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
#69 - It sounded arousing to me, so what is it then?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#70 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
when i fuckin stomp all ur cruked ugly teeth out u stupid dumbass
User avatar #71 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
#67 - I'm sorry but I've never heard of that sexual position before,…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#68 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
not sexaul position u idiot
User avatar #69 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
It sounded arousing to me, so what is it then?
#70 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
when i fuckin stomp all ur cruked ugly teeth out u stupid dumbass
User avatar #71 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
#65 - In a hospital I guess, I can't really tell tho? Wanna talk abo…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#66 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
if i ever see u in real life im going to curb stomp ur fucking ugly face
User avatar #67 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I've never heard of that sexual position before, could you please explain?
#68 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
not sexaul position u idiot
User avatar #69 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
It sounded arousing to me, so what is it then?
#70 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
when i fuckin stomp all ur cruked ugly teeth out u stupid dumbass
User avatar #71 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
#63 - But how is that possible  [+] (14 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#64 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shes on all 4s like she always is fagot how do u thimnk you were born
User avatar #65 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
In a hospital I guess, I can't really tell tho? Wanna talk about your troubled childhood friend?
#66 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
if i ever see u in real life im going to curb stomp ur fucking ugly face
User avatar #67 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I've never heard of that sexual position before, could you please explain?
#68 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
not sexaul position u idiot
User avatar #69 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
It sounded arousing to me, so what is it then?
#70 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
when i fuckin stomp all ur cruked ugly teeth out u stupid dumbass
User avatar #71 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
#61 - Is your dildo chair comfy?  [+] (16 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#62 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
ur mom is my chair kid
User avatar #63 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But how is that possible
#64 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shes on all 4s like she always is fagot how do u thimnk you were born
User avatar #65 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
In a hospital I guess, I can't really tell tho? Wanna talk about your troubled childhood friend?
#66 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
if i ever see u in real life im going to curb stomp ur fucking ugly face
User avatar #67 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I've never heard of that sexual position before, could you please explain?
#68 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
not sexaul position u idiot
User avatar #69 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
It sounded arousing to me, so what is it then?
#70 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
when i fuckin stomp all ur cruked ugly teeth out u stupid dumbass
User avatar #71 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
#59 - Are you lieing  [+] (18 new replies) 12/19/2013 on do you like apples? 0
#60 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
no im sitting u fuckin idiot
User avatar #61 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Is your dildo chair comfy?
#62 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
ur mom is my chair kid
User avatar #63 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But how is that possible
#64 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shes on all 4s like she always is fagot how do u thimnk you were born
User avatar #65 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
In a hospital I guess, I can't really tell tho? Wanna talk about your troubled childhood friend?
#66 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
if i ever see u in real life im going to curb stomp ur fucking ugly face
User avatar #67 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I've never heard of that sexual position before, could you please explain?
#68 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
not sexaul position u idiot
User avatar #69 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
It sounded arousing to me, so what is it then?
#70 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
when i fuckin stomp all ur cruked ugly teeth out u stupid dumbass
User avatar #71 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
#18 - **xortrox rolls 493** OP likes this amount of bananas in… 12/18/2013 on Half life 3 confirmed 0
#16 - What could a bundle of sticks possibly have to do with ponies  [+] (23 new replies) 12/18/2013 on do you like apples? +4
#57 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
bundle of stix no fagot shut up
User avatar #59 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Are you lieing
#60 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
no im sitting u fuckin idiot
User avatar #61 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Is your dildo chair comfy?
#62 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
ur mom is my chair kid
User avatar #63 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But how is that possible
#64 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shes on all 4s like she always is fagot how do u thimnk you were born
User avatar #65 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
In a hospital I guess, I can't really tell tho? Wanna talk about your troubled childhood friend?
#66 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
if i ever see u in real life im going to curb stomp ur fucking ugly face
User avatar #67 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I've never heard of that sexual position before, could you please explain?
#68 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
not sexaul position u idiot
User avatar #69 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
It sounded arousing to me, so what is it then?
#70 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
when i fuckin stomp all ur cruked ugly teeth out u stupid dumbass
User avatar #71 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't quite follow, could you be more specific?
#76 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
whyat does it matter to u?
User avatar #77 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
Well maybe I could hire you.
#74 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
then u better finally start going kid
User avatar #75 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But I'm done going, what about you?
#72 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up idiot go to school
User avatar #73 - xortrox (12/19/2013) [-]
But it's too late for school, school usually starts in about 7 hours where I live...
User avatar #22 - acemcgunner (12/18/2013) [-]
apple sticks :o
#18 - anonymous (12/18/2013) [-]
They burn well?
#58 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
im not an anon ur an anon shut up idiot kid
#14 - Unless you focus on android only which you still can even with…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on iPaid 0
User avatar #33 - ccccmoney (12/09/2013) [-]
That's what I'm doing alrieady

But if given the opportunity I'll take the iUser's money too!
#12 - I suppose you could use Unity3D until you obtain an android de…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on iPaid 0
User avatar #13 - ccccmoney (12/04/2013) [-]
Still need a mac computer, and to pay apple 99$/year + a sizable percent of your sales.

Which is why I'm avoiding ios unless I have the money to target it.
User avatar #14 - xortrox (12/04/2013) [-]
Unless you focus on android only which you still can even without a device using unity.
User avatar #33 - ccccmoney (12/09/2013) [-]
That's what I'm doing alrieady

But if given the opportunity I'll take the iUser's money too!
#26 - Dip it in chocolate  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on People with vaginas +2
User avatar #27 - ihearcolors (11/21/2013) [-]
No I don't want to frost my chocolate ever..
#25 - I still don't think he knows where it goes... 11/21/2013 on People with vaginas 0
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#47 - Do you know his real address or anything?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on WoW (Enlarge) 0
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#40 - More like make him level 0 11/15/2013 on Time to catch up before Nov... 0
#26 - Did lightbulb just? 11/12/2013 on imma beat that pussy up +1
#58 - Such sharp  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2013 on knife +1
User avatar #60 - Rei (11/12/2013) [-]
That arkward moment when you where trying to make a pun of very nice.
User avatar #70 - andreweasley (11/12/2013) [-]
''Cut" it out

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User avatar #23 - xortrox ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
malecumdumpster no you're not.
#22 - xortrox ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
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#21 - kidel (04/01/2012) [-]
Dafuq, them niglets saying 						******					 to you?
Dafuq, them niglets saying ****** to you?
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#19 - xortrox ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
I will now descend into total blackness like the ****** I am
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User avatar #15 - lautsprecher (03/01/2012) [-]
You should really undergo a medical check
You look like a ******
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User avatar #8 - blackoutats (03/01/2012) [-]
You're a filthy ****** .
#6 - lukeiamyourmother (02/21/2012) [-]
Dude, cool it with the dickbutt posts. You're just beating a dead horse now..
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User avatar #1 - meloninspector (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello brother! I am your secret santa and here's a humor video of humor for you to enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqpXLRlkHk0
Happy Holidays!
User avatar #2 to #1 - xortrox ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
rofl! :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - meloninspector (12/20/2011) [-]
Glad you liked it :3 midget fighting should become a sport lol
User avatar #4 to #3 - xortrox ONLINE (12/20/2011) [-]
yup
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