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#67 - probably the best thing I've seen all say  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Guava juice +1
#68 - evilbadger (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed it friend
#8 - Why is this edgy? I'd be a bit insulted too if someone patroni…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Hate it +201
User avatar #113 - greyhoundfd (05/24/2015) [-]
It's the whole "myth" part of that sentence. Just saying "Don't attribute my skill to God or circumstance if I practice hours a day for eighteen years" isn't edgy, saying "Don't attribute my skill to a myth" is a bit edgy.
#87 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Most people don't believe that shit when they say it. It's just a generic compliment meaning his skill is on athe level of a divine gift. Take the fedora off
User avatar #84 - thewizsam (05/24/2015) [-]
wow im religious and a musician i don't get offended when people say stuff like that i just say thank you and move on, cas i i know i put the work in i, i know i spent years perfecting the craft, and i know i took time and effort to get where i am now. i really hate it when people just dont say thank you and move on with their lives when people compliment how good they are!
User avatar #32 - theism (05/23/2015) [-]
Religious people don't understand that people who don't think the same as them aren't comfortable with religion being inserted into essentially every aspect of their lives whether or not it fits.
#42 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
Or maybe it's just a fucking expression and edgelords need to stop taking it so anally every time someone says "god."
If I was talented enough that someone said some omni-potent being giving me said talent is the only way to obtain it, I'd be pretty pleased.
#85 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
but why would you be proud when its god who made you good?
you have nothing to do with it lol.

User avatar #45 - theism (05/23/2015) [-]
That's obviously not the way he takes it.
#57 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
"...and edgelords need to stop taking it so anally every time someone says 'god.'"
User avatar #58 - theism (05/24/2015) [-]
I acknowledge that you said that. You're just retarded.
#117 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
Sorry, I said "god" twice thrice now . Now your whole week is ruined.
User avatar #120 - theism (05/24/2015) [-]
You're just kind of a faggot is all.
#37 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
please no generalization.

i mean, there are prodigies.
And then there are people who worked hard for their stuff.

I Don't see how that contradicts the idea of a god
User avatar #43 - theism (05/23/2015) [-]
Yes but god doesn't need to be a part of it. Sometimes you can just say good job.
#7 - Holy **** , sorry to hear that  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on I'd adopt them all +8
User avatar #9 - itsthetie (05/23/2015) [-]
thanks buddy
#22 - now you're thinking 04/25/2015 on As a programmer, this kills... 0
#132 - More like when you try to **** on a legitimately useful… 04/21/2015 on How to last longer +4
#3 - Can't fool the IDE  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2015 on As a programmer, this kills... +67
User avatar #15 - vortix (04/22/2015) [-]
sure its outlined that this line have an error, but you as a programmer will not be able to tell why its not working because to you, it looks like its outlining a semicolon for no reason.
#13 - lech (04/22/2015) [-]
Only real programmers use nano.
And no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge
User avatar #21 - edmin (04/22/2015) [-]
Using nano - Eww
Linux - Eww
User avatar #8 - goll (04/22/2015) [-]
but then you secretly keybind the greek question mark to the semicolon. that way even if you do realize they cannot fix it.
#22 - xmattx (04/25/2015) [-]
now you're thinking
#4 - "That was fast" "But I was making love to y…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on How to last longer +649
#40 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
Personally, I don't mind giving oral, and i've learned where the clit/g-spot are. She's already came at least once for the warm-up and if shit is looking clinch, ill reach down, slip a finger into her coin slot, and work her love buttons like an asain kid in an arcade.
User avatar #64 - penileburglar (04/21/2015) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but if you're still at the point where you use the phrase 'I've learned where the clit / gspot are,' you're probably not an especially talented lover.

That's like a new American Football player being proud that he's learned where the quarterback is supposed to go. Just kind of basic knowledge. If your general strategy is 'Eh, I'll just shove a few fingers in and rub the clit if I get too close to blowing,' you still have a lot to learn.
#41 - Proposing a castration day would be like proposing a fist-figh… 04/20/2015 on Rage comp +4
#16 - As if no one made this yet 04/18/2015 on When animals smoke +5
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on 1st time Vs 101st time +61
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