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xmattx

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Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
Last Login:3/07/2016
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Content Thumbs: 8805 total,  9593 ,  788
Comment Thumbs: 7992 total,  8527 ,  535
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 179 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 265 Comments: Pure Win → Level 266 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:298204
Times Content Favorited:258 times
Total Comments Made:905
FJ Points:14520
Favorite Tags: read (2)

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latest user's comments

#1 - That was so infuriating to watch 12/29/2015 on Evidence +2
#2 - Comment deleted 12/06/2015 on Come at me engineering majors +5
#2 - lelelel ex-dee 12/03/2015 on xmattx's profile 0
#5 - Obligatory 12/02/2015 on Have you seen a bug taking... +11
#4 - I had an ex that showed me what appeared to be cat scratches o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Raaawwr +53
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#52 - zombieindenial (12/01/2015) [-]
i broke up with a girl and she later shows my bestfriend that she had cut herself and said it was my fault.. dodged that bullet.
#49 - bann (12/01/2015) [-]
Smart man...I learned the hard way you can't become someone's source of petty neediness.
#14 - cackrel (11/30/2015) [-]
**cackrel used "*roll picture*"**
**cackrel rolled image**Why didn't you just cut her with your dick?
FEEL THE PAAAAAAAAIN
#48 - Well ****. thank you stranger 11/29/2015 on RHNB CD +2
#7 - "Surgical removal of the extra bone growths has been show… 11/29/2015 on Skeltal Armor +7
#6 - now 11/29/2015 on yukyukyukyuk +1
#18 - Easy way to install operating systems I know you can boo…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2015 on RHNB CD +24
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#49 - novren (11/29/2015) [-]
I mean, USB drives are reusable and all.
#46 - daspopo (11/29/2015) [-]
Lookup plop boot manager. Run from CD/floppy, boot to USB on any PC.
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#74 - fawcks (11/30/2015) [-]
Thank you, based Carl.
#48 - xmattx (11/29/2015) [-]
Well shit. thank you stranger
#6 - Who wouldn't rather talk to the frog? 11/29/2015 on typical drug test +4