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latest user's comments
|#67 - probably the best thing I've seen all say [+] (1 new reply)||06/09/2015 on Guava juice||+1|
|#8 - Why is this edgy? I'd be a bit insulted too if someone patroni… [+] (13 new replies)||05/23/2015 on Hate it||+201|
#84 - thewizsam (05/24/2015) [-]
wow im religious and a musician i don't get offended when people say stuff like that i just say thank you and move on, cas i i know i put the work in i, i know i spent years perfecting the craft, and i know i took time and effort to get where i am now. i really hate it when people just dont say thank you and move on with their lives when people compliment how good they are!
#42 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
Or maybe it's just a fucking expression and edgelords need to stop taking it so anally every time someone says "god."
If I was talented enough that someone said some omni-potent being giving me said talent is the only way to obtain it, I'd be pretty pleased.
#85 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
but why would you be proud when its god who made you good?
you have nothing to do with it lol.
#57 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
"...and edgelords need to stop taking it so anally every time someone says 'god.'"
#117 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
Sorry, I said "god" twice thrice now . Now your whole week is ruined.
#37 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
please no generalization.
i mean, there are prodigies.
And then there are people who worked hard for their stuff.
I Don't see how that contradicts the idea of a god
|#7 - Holy **** , sorry to hear that [+] (1 new reply)||05/23/2015 on I'd adopt them all||+8|
|#22 - now you're thinking||04/25/2015 on As a programmer, this kills...||0|
|#132 - More like when you try to **** on a legitimately useful…||04/21/2015 on How to last longer||+4|
|#3 - Can't fool the IDE [+] (5 new replies)||04/21/2015 on As a programmer, this kills...||+67|
|#4 - "That was fast" "But I was making love to y… [+] (2 new replies)||04/20/2015 on How to last longer||+649|
#40 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
Personally, I don't mind giving oral, and i've learned where the clit/g-spot are. She's already came at least once for the warm-up and if shit is looking clinch, ill reach down, slip a finger into her coin slot, and work her love buttons like an asain kid in an arcade.
#64 - penileburglar (04/21/2015) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but if you're still at the point where you use the phrase 'I've learned where the clit / gspot are,' you're probably not an especially talented lover.
That's like a new American Football player being proud that he's learned where the quarterback is supposed to go. Just kind of basic knowledge. If your general strategy is 'Eh, I'll just shove a few fingers in and rub the clit if I get too close to blowing,' you still have a lot to learn.
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