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#226 - This sounds like something he would have said about 15 years ago  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2016 on Trump's Guns 0
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#233 - lotengo (04/14/2016) [-]
15 years is a long time
#7 - no its not he hit the cue its just rly close together 12/03/2015 on Better luck next time +2
#104 - dude im seriously done talking with u about this. maybe your f… 11/24/2015 on is accurate -1
#103 - most of the cases where this happens is food stamps are being …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on is accurate -1
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#106 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
That's a loophole that these illegals are CONSTANTLY exploiting. The well known anchor babies. "You can't separate me from my family! The family I just had right after I illegally immigrated. Ha, now you have to give me and my child benefits!"

There's nothing really evil about helping people no. But there is something that's retarded about helping criminals who don't seem to have morals, whose sole motivation is leeching everything from this country they possibly can. When a mosquito is sucking your blood, you slap it away, not start giving it free food and healthcare, oh that poor mosquito. This mosquito would never give me malaria or yellow fever, this mosquito is a good person.
#97 - idk how u illegally immigrate twice and why is the solution to…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on is accurate 0
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#102 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
"illegally immigrate twice" Nigga are you serious? Holy shit dude, it's not the same person immigrating over and over and over again. It's people attempting to immigrate later that aren't him.

Also I didn't say I support that solution, I'm saying that this is a direct result from their cause (illegal immigration). Because when people are constantly bypassing the border and invading our country, people don't open up the border more so it's easier for them to invade, they try to tighten it up to stop it.
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#104 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
dude im seriously done talking with u about this. maybe your family was fucked to death by mexican rapists and thats why u hate them so much idk. but if u agree the systems broken cool. dont try and throw water out of a sinking ship and think its doing anything actually plug up the holes
#94 - lol regular citizens barely get that **** wheres any shred of …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2015 on is accurate -3
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#103 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
most of the cases where this happens is food stamps are being given to legal citizens who happen to have an illegal parent. i dont understand whats so fucking evil about helping people or having universal health care
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#106 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
That's a loophole that these illegals are CONSTANTLY exploiting. The well known anchor babies. "You can't separate me from my family! The family I just had right after I illegally immigrated. Ha, now you have to give me and my child benefits!"

There's nothing really evil about helping people no. But there is something that's retarded about helping criminals who don't seem to have morals, whose sole motivation is leeching everything from this country they possibly can. When a mosquito is sucking your blood, you slap it away, not start giving it free food and healthcare, oh that poor mosquito. This mosquito would never give me malaria or yellow fever, this mosquito is a good person.
#91 - please elaborate on the quote "because of their constant …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2015 on is accurate 0
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#95 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
Uhh the constant illegal immigration? The amount of criminals (besides illegal immigration by itself) that bypass the border and commit crime here? The in general negatives they put on our country because of them? These all are reasons why it provokes us making the border tighter and tighter.
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#97 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
idk how u illegally immigrate twice and why is the solution to illegal immigration makeing it harder to legally immigrate that makes no fucking sense
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#102 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
"illegally immigrate twice" Nigga are you serious? Holy shit dude, it's not the same person immigrating over and over and over again. It's people attempting to immigrate later that aren't him.

Also I didn't say I support that solution, I'm saying that this is a direct result from their cause (illegal immigration). Because when people are constantly bypassing the border and invading our country, people don't open up the border more so it's easier for them to invade, they try to tighten it up to stop it.
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#104 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
dude im seriously done talking with u about this. maybe your family was fucked to death by mexican rapists and thats why u hate them so much idk. but if u agree the systems broken cool. dont try and throw water out of a sinking ship and think its doing anything actually plug up the holes
#88 - they aren't registered citizens they don't get benefits, and i…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2015 on is accurate -3
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#92 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
Bull fucking shit. They get welfare, free food stamps, health benefits, covering your eyes doesn't make that stop existing. And there are plenty of other taxes they don't pay at all to make up for the benefits they're leaching.
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#94 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
lol regular citizens barely get that shit wheres any shred of proof u can give me of that how the hell does an illegal allien with no sort of id or green card get food stamps pls show me
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#103 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
most of the cases where this happens is food stamps are being given to legal citizens who happen to have an illegal parent. i dont understand whats so fucking evil about helping people or having universal health care
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#106 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
That's a loophole that these illegals are CONSTANTLY exploiting. The well known anchor babies. "You can't separate me from my family! The family I just had right after I illegally immigrated. Ha, now you have to give me and my child benefits!"

There's nothing really evil about helping people no. But there is something that's retarded about helping criminals who don't seem to have morals, whose sole motivation is leeching everything from this country they possibly can. When a mosquito is sucking your blood, you slap it away, not start giving it free food and healthcare, oh that poor mosquito. This mosquito would never give me malaria or yellow fever, this mosquito is a good person.
#86 - why don't u actually look up the process for immigrating to th…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2015 on is accurate 0
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#89 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
That still doesn't fucking justify the crime. Plus the reason it's so broken, is because illegal immigrants have continually made the process more and more strict, and more and more of an impossibility because of their constant bullshit.

Yes I think we should make the system more efficient, no I don't believe this justifies you committing a crime and taking advantage of everyone living here just because your life sucks. Maybe you're fine getting ass fucked by millions of greedy criminals, but the rest of us are not.
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#91 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
please elaborate on the quote "because of their constant bullshit."
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#95 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
Uhh the constant illegal immigration? The amount of criminals (besides illegal immigration by itself) that bypass the border and commit crime here? The in general negatives they put on our country because of them? These all are reasons why it provokes us making the border tighter and tighter.
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#97 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
idk how u illegally immigrate twice and why is the solution to illegal immigration makeing it harder to legally immigrate that makes no fucking sense
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#102 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
"illegally immigrate twice" Nigga are you serious? Holy shit dude, it's not the same person immigrating over and over and over again. It's people attempting to immigrate later that aren't him.

Also I didn't say I support that solution, I'm saying that this is a direct result from their cause (illegal immigration). Because when people are constantly bypassing the border and invading our country, people don't open up the border more so it's easier for them to invade, they try to tighten it up to stop it.
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#104 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
dude im seriously done talking with u about this. maybe your family was fucked to death by mexican rapists and thats why u hate them so much idk. but if u agree the systems broken cool. dont try and throw water out of a sinking ship and think its doing anything actually plug up the holes
#84 - our country is ******* huge most of these people would happily…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2015 on is accurate -3
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#87 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
Yeah because that's the last thing we need. People who don't care about laws whenever it suits them. Very nice of them to take the moral high ground, when they're literally sitting in the same boat as these "evil drug cartels" that are killing them.

Also it's not a fucking issue about living space, it's the fact they don't pay taxes, take advantage of our country and our sympathy, and leach off of our benefits. These are not good people, they're criminals.
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#88 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
they aren't registered citizens they don't get benefits, and its us whose leeching off them because they pay income tax on everything they purchase and get no rebates on the taxes they DO PAY. the only crime these people have committed is crossing an imaginary line and u insist on treating them like second class citizens
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#92 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
Bull fucking shit. They get welfare, free food stamps, health benefits, covering your eyes doesn't make that stop existing. And there are plenty of other taxes they don't pay at all to make up for the benefits they're leaching.
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#94 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
lol regular citizens barely get that shit wheres any shred of proof u can give me of that how the hell does an illegal allien with no sort of id or green card get food stamps pls show me
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#103 - xjvlezmerised (11/24/2015) [-]
most of the cases where this happens is food stamps are being given to legal citizens who happen to have an illegal parent. i dont understand whats so fucking evil about helping people or having universal health care
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#106 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
That's a loophole that these illegals are CONSTANTLY exploiting. The well known anchor babies. "You can't separate me from my family! The family I just had right after I illegally immigrated. Ha, now you have to give me and my child benefits!"

There's nothing really evil about helping people no. But there is something that's retarded about helping criminals who don't seem to have morals, whose sole motivation is leeching everything from this country they possibly can. When a mosquito is sucking your blood, you slap it away, not start giving it free food and healthcare, oh that poor mosquito. This mosquito would never give me malaria or yellow fever, this mosquito is a good person.

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