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#171 - i mean this **** happened today there's no …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
#189 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
My department does not allow officers to use Tasers. We carry pepper spray, batons and firearms. We usually carry beanbag shotguns in our cars.

It depends on what you mean by "use" my gun. I've pulled my gun out and pointed it at people quite a lot, but I've never had the need to actually shoot anybody. Same with most of the people I work with. The other tools on my belt have somewhat limited use. For OC , you need distance and the right environment. For a baton, you have good footing. Tasers don't always work and if you're in a lethal situation, you don't want to use something that might not immediately stop the threat.

It's easy to sit back and judge what an officer does when he thinks his or her life or the lives of others are in danger. It's another thing to go through hundreds of hours of training and thousands of hours in the field and actually be put in a life or death situation and act.

I encourage you to do some ride alongs and get to know some cops.
#168 - i couldn't have cared what race brown was even if he had commi… 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
#164 - i only have one question and that is do you carry a tazer and …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
User avatar #167 - commontroll (08/20/2014) [-]
Cops almost never use their guns. Any time they do use them it's incredibly looked into and highly investigated. So I would say that even if he rarely uses his tazer it's a hell of a lot more often than how often he uses his gun out of the target range.
User avatar #171 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/19/missouri-braces-for-a-new-michael-brown.html i mean this shit happened today there's no fucking reason the dude should be dead. tazer easy arrest. www.kmov.com/news/crime/Police-Suspect-hides-in-womans-basement-assaults-officers-271009211.html . meanwhile this guy breaks a cops damn hand and he gets a fucking court date and his life
#189 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
My department does not allow officers to use Tasers. We carry pepper spray, batons and firearms. We usually carry beanbag shotguns in our cars.

It depends on what you mean by "use" my gun. I've pulled my gun out and pointed it at people quite a lot, but I've never had the need to actually shoot anybody. Same with most of the people I work with. The other tools on my belt have somewhat limited use. For OC , you need distance and the right environment. For a baton, you have good footing. Tasers don't always work and if you're in a lethal situation, you don't want to use something that might not immediately stop the threat.

It's easy to sit back and judge what an officer does when he thinks his or her life or the lives of others are in danger. It's another thing to go through hundreds of hours of training and thousands of hours in the field and actually be put in a life or death situation and act.

I encourage you to do some ride alongs and get to know some cops.
#163 - im sorry if i snapped a bit but damn the people on this site a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
#166 - bigghooker (08/20/2014) [-]
i grew up around ghettos my whole life. i have seen every kind of poor person in this country. white, black, Hispanic, Asian, and then some. in my experience it doesn't really matter what the cause of a riot is. many people just riot to get free stuff and to break shit. A friend of mine include which pissed me off when i heard about it. If they aren't killing folks during a riot they are doing better then most other nations are in my book.
User avatar #168 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
i couldn't have cared what race brown was even if he had committed a crime, its the simple fact that he was unarmed and was shot to death and theres no reason non lethal force could have been used i mean shit it happened today.
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/19/missouri-braces-for-a-new-michael-brown.html
#159 - 10:05 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
#158 - yea that's literally all they've been doing did u not watch th…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
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User avatar #163 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
im sorry if i snapped a bit but damn the people on this site are rly pissing me off today nothing but bigotry and hatred
#166 - bigghooker (08/20/2014) [-]
i grew up around ghettos my whole life. i have seen every kind of poor person in this country. white, black, Hispanic, Asian, and then some. in my experience it doesn't really matter what the cause of a riot is. many people just riot to get free stuff and to break shit. A friend of mine include which pissed me off when i heard about it. If they aren't killing folks during a riot they are doing better then most other nations are in my book.
User avatar #168 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
i couldn't have cared what race brown was even if he had committed a crime, its the simple fact that he was unarmed and was shot to death and theres no reason non lethal force could have been used i mean shit it happened today.
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/19/missouri-braces-for-a-new-michael-brown.html
#155 - theres no shortage of pictures btw i have plenty of em 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
#154 - u wot m8  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
#157 - bigghooker (08/20/2014) [-]
read my last sentence. Did they point the rifles into the crowd. If they did then i stand corrected. But if if kept them at low arms, the stance if your not engaging a target or on edge for anyone carrying a weapon, then they just have the dam thing on them like a holstered pistol.
User avatar #158 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
yea that's literally all they've been doing did u not watch the video this content is based of of. Btw real nice of u to login as anon to thumb me down
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User avatar #163 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
im sorry if i snapped a bit but damn the people on this site are rly pissing me off today nothing but bigotry and hatred
#166 - bigghooker (08/20/2014) [-]
i grew up around ghettos my whole life. i have seen every kind of poor person in this country. white, black, Hispanic, Asian, and then some. in my experience it doesn't really matter what the cause of a riot is. many people just riot to get free stuff and to break shit. A friend of mine include which pissed me off when i heard about it. If they aren't killing folks during a riot they are doing better then most other nations are in my book.
User avatar #168 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
i couldn't have cared what race brown was even if he had committed a crime, its the simple fact that he was unarmed and was shot to death and theres no reason non lethal force could have been used i mean shit it happened today.
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/19/missouri-braces-for-a-new-michael-brown.html
#152 - i thumbed you up ive come to the realization that its stupid t…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson 0
User avatar #175 - heartlessrobot (08/20/2014) [-]
I only say nigger when someone is acting like a nigger. Chimping out over a criminal getting shot is acting like a nigger. The people peacefully protesting, while I disagree with them, are NOT acting like niggers and are therefor NOT niggers. If they are black, then they're black, if they're white they're white.
#180 - greyhoundfd (08/20/2014) [-]
So, what someone who shoplifts is now deserving of a bullet to the brain. A guy who acts aggressive to the police should now be put down like a mad dog? We spend hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars designing nonlethal methods of dealing with criminals, so why the hell is everyone saying that it's okay for police to blow away anyone they want!?
User avatar #182 - heartlessrobot (08/20/2014) [-]
Let's see, we've got rioters breaking things, setting stuff on fire, and attacking other people including officers. If an officer is unable to safely arrest a violent criminal and/or is under direct threat of bodily harm, they have full right to use whatever means necessary to remove the threat. Tasers and pepperspray don't always work, and they don't always have rubber bullets and beanbags.
If someone is attacking a police officer, the police officer is to put his own life as first priority, even if it means killing the other person.
#184 - greyhoundfd (08/20/2014) [-]
Yes, so limit the use of firearms to situations where officers are being attacked or are about to be attacked. Otherwise, you can't just fire on people, even if they are breaking things or setting shit on fire.
#150 - yea ones a line of over a 150 swat team members with fully aut…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/20/2014 on John Oliver on Ferguson -1
#153 - bigghooker (08/20/2014) [-]
1. if you lined up a bunch of swat guys with automatic rifles it would be a waste of your best reaction force in the city, so your bullshitting that.
2. Law enforcement is not authorized to carry automatic weapons, the army doesn't even carry around automatic assault rifles so again your full of shit.
3. Standard procedure is to have a line of Riot officers not armed with assault rifles but with shields. plus there was no instanced where they lined up a number of guys with rifles pointed anywhere near a crowd. So stfu
User avatar #155 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
theres no shortage of pictures btw i have plenty of em
#154 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
u wot m8
#157 - bigghooker (08/20/2014) [-]
read my last sentence. Did they point the rifles into the crowd. If they did then i stand corrected. But if if kept them at low arms, the stance if your not engaging a target or on edge for anyone carrying a weapon, then they just have the dam thing on them like a holstered pistol.
User avatar #158 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
yea that's literally all they've been doing did u not watch the video this content is based of of. Btw real nice of u to login as anon to thumb me down
#160 - bigghooker has deleted their comment.
User avatar #163 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
im sorry if i snapped a bit but damn the people on this site are rly pissing me off today nothing but bigotry and hatred
#166 - bigghooker (08/20/2014) [-]
i grew up around ghettos my whole life. i have seen every kind of poor person in this country. white, black, Hispanic, Asian, and then some. in my experience it doesn't really matter what the cause of a riot is. many people just riot to get free stuff and to break shit. A friend of mine include which pissed me off when i heard about it. If they aren't killing folks during a riot they are doing better then most other nations are in my book.
User avatar #168 - xjvlezmerised (08/20/2014) [-]
i couldn't have cared what race brown was even if he had committed a crime, its the simple fact that he was unarmed and was shot to death and theres no reason non lethal force could have been used i mean shit it happened today.
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/19/missouri-braces-for-a-new-michael-brown.html
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