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#17 - Is there someoen from the U.S here who can explain how the …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/17/2014 on That's the only explanation +1
#85 - sedativechunk (10/17/2014) [-]
I would like to join in on this. Personally I think Sarah Palin was never that bad. I'm not going to get into detail but if you look into her political background, she was actually a decent politician that cared about her state of Alaska and did a lot of good things there from business decisions to arctic wildlife preservation. She also pushed a lot of things in education which is good. She was also a gun advocate which is important today as too many people are trying to take away American's right to carry weapons.
I was happy to see her run for VP (and i even voted for her and McCain) and I think she was unfairly bashed and scrutinized by the media basically for being a woman. Her accent and fashion (hair, glasses, the naughty librarian look) gained her alot of negative attention. People were more focused on what she looked like and not about her politics. I do think she broke under the pressure though specifically during debates, and started making some questionable decisions during her campaign. Her crazy daughter also made her family look bad getting knocked up as a teenager.

Like others said, maybe she wasn't quiet ready for the step up from a low population, secluded US state (Alaska) to being practically a world leader. But I still favored her and McCain over Obama's horseshit. Six years later and we have fucked up the space program, healthcare, gun laws, and economy.
User avatar #77 - andriod (10/17/2014) [-]
Because she is actually competent at her job. She is a bit wacky but the media really eat this up and basically ignores everything else she does. When it becomes a running gag for you to be made to appear foolish, Its pretty easy to accomplish. Given that she is a bit batty to begin with, It becomes child's play. What you see on TV lacks any of the context of the situation.

Like for instance, She was referring to his heritage in this situation. When people became skeptical of his birth as a US citizen and asked for a birth certificate, He delayed it for years. Even when he eventually did, He only put forth the Hospital's version. I personally don't believe this A considerable amount of people think that he could have bribed a hospital into just giving him one. She is basically putting in a jab as to why he would release the easier to forge version, instead of the more prevalent and harder to fake version.
User avatar #38 - fjacctfucku (10/17/2014) [-]
Because the republicans were running against a nigger who used the country's disheveled state as a catalyst for his campaign propaganda by citing he was going to implement 'change'. So people were supporting him mostly because he was black and yelling 'change' over and over (dont be fooled, as many people who voted against him because he was black, twice that many or more voted for him simply because he was black).

Little did they know what 'change' he was planning on face fucking them with, and they did no research on his career or voting record to even determine for themselves if he was qualified for the position (which he wasnt) and now we have 17.8 trillion in debt (obama added 1.5 trillion more to our debt than bush did so far (bush: 4.5, obama 6.5), and he isnt even finished yet)

To be honest I would have preferred to have this dumb bitch as president over Hussein Obama because at least she wouldn't have implemented socialized health care (my insurance rates have doubled and I can barely afford my fucking health insurance (its crippling), and obamacare is actually MORE expensive than my current provider) and fucked over our veterans.

And so, the republicans needed some kind of social 'edge' against the black guy so they thought that by using a woman they could balance out the first nigger pres with first woman vp. But McCain was just too old and creepy looking to win it im not advocating mcain and because our elections are now popularity contests and the way you look, how handsome you are, how the media portrays you is the only research the dumb fucks in this country do to choose who to vote for, and the rest simply dont vote and shouldnt be called americans. can you tell i'm bitter yet about whats happening to this country?

How she got elected to governor is because the people of Alaska voted her in, probably before they knew how dumb she really was and most of them probably voted for her because she was a woman.
User avatar #33 - oosulley (10/17/2014) [-]
Two reasons, extending outwards from her chest.
User avatar #29 - timelordeternal (10/17/2014) [-]
In Alaska (because it borders Canada) traditional Canadian laws are followed. She had to battle the alpha moose to win the moose vote, which largely exceeds the human vote because a moose vote counts for 3.
User avatar #26 - generaljosh (10/17/2014) [-]
No clue how she got elected, but she got nominated as republican candidate for VP because her young white woman vibe was intended to balance John McCain's old white dude vibe.
#21 - poopums (10/17/2014) [-]
because everyone here is retarded, my friend. people are ill-informed about our politicians stances and views, and a vast majority of our news sources are biased, therefore, we elect the wrong person pretty much every time. in reality, regardless of who we elect, they're going to do us no good, a fact a lot of people cannot grasp.
User avatar #43 - fjacctfucku (10/17/2014) [-]
Yep. no one does research anymore, no one looks at voting records and half the people dont vote period.

It is the duty of every American to be directly involved in the election of our leaders, vote on all issues they can and be educated voters (NOT media-educated) in order to prevent and/or forestall the inevitable corruption of our government and consequent revolution. yet people do not do this, and then they wonder why we are in the state we are in. Its not the politicians fault, its the American people's fault because the only reason the corrupt, greedy, dumb self serving fuckers are in office is because YOU voted for them. ME and YOU are responsible for our current state of affairs but the American people lack political responsibility and just rely on others to do it for them.

political careers used to be a SERVICE. It used to be a burden, it used to be a shitty-paying, horribly stressful job and only those who genuinely were American patriots and were willing to suffer in order to serve the American people even would even consider it. But now they are some of the most highest paid individuals in the country and are so pampered the corruption factor is much higher..

we have such a big government, coupled with the fact that they are restricting ammunition sales and trying to take away our right to bear arms that at this point i am not sure a revolution is even possible.

People dont get it, but when they wake up and realize we are the new russia, the new china, when they can see the wheels of the propaganda machines spinning the reality will come crashing down and it will be too late to stop it and the country will no longer be America.
#20 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
It's Alaska. She is probably the only one to actually run.
#96 - Honest rating of the game? I like anno 1404, but find it abit …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Banished was too realistic 0
User avatar #103 - brisineo (09/17/2014) [-]
I haven't played anno 1404 myself, but in terms of playability, I consider it the Dark Souls of RTS games. Might be stupidly difficult going into it, but once you get to know how everything works and get the procedures down, it becomes a lot more simple.

Really fun and satisfying, I only wish that you could produce more types of buildings for variability, and aesthetic options to add decoration to your village. One of the aspects of games like Stronghold I could enjoy was the ability to make your town look stunningly beautiful and still become absolutely massive with enough work.
User avatar #101 - hydraetis (09/17/2014) [-]
I've never played anno 1404 but anno 2070 was pretty good.

Should probably note that I'm a filthy casual though so what seems complicated to me could be child's play to you.
#179 - Thanks, i'll look into it (Y) 07/27/2014 on Meow 0
#166 - Yeah, no. Don't wanna end up a redneck. Going for a Mercedes-B…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Meow 0
User avatar #170 - buttholee (07/27/2014) [-]
I have a pick up. I'm not a redneck... at all. Me and brother play hockey and we constantly need a lot of room in our trunk. Besides that, it's an amazing truck.

Here, if you're interested... www.ramtrucks.com/en/ram_1500/#laramie_limited
User avatar #179 - xirbitzy (07/27/2014) [-]
Thanks, i'll look into it (Y)
#93 - !9, 6'8 OR 203cm, and about 6.5 inches 07/27/2014 on Meow 0
#78 - Down to the bone? Sligthly above average, about 6,5'  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Meow 0
#114 - emipr (07/27/2014) [-]
#64 - 6'8 here, my worst nightmares are standard ryan air seats and …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Meow +8
User avatar #164 - buttholee (07/27/2014) [-]
Get a pick up... They have the most leg room.
#166 - xirbitzy (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. Don't wanna end up a redneck. Going for a Mercedes-Benz S-class.
User avatar #170 - buttholee (07/27/2014) [-]
I have a pick up. I'm not a redneck... at all. Me and brother play hockey and we constantly need a lot of room in our trunk. Besides that, it's an amazing truck.

Here, if you're interested... www.ramtrucks.com/en/ram_1500/#laramie_limited
User avatar #179 - xirbitzy (07/27/2014) [-]
Thanks, i'll look into it (Y)
User avatar #82 - lotengo (07/27/2014) [-]
Im doing a school paper on average height.

Could you plzz tell me your age, where you live and ur dicksize?
#165 - buttholee (07/27/2014) [-]
12 18, with Bill Gates, ask ur mum
User avatar #172 - lotengo (07/27/2014) [-]
She said roughly 4 inches.
#173 - buttholee (07/27/2014) [-]
That's a funny way to spell kilometres
User avatar #174 - lotengo (07/27/2014) [-]
K dont know what u talkin bout but the pic is the right size.
#175 - buttholee (07/27/2014) [-]
#176 - lotengo (07/27/2014) [-]
Face it bruh, this is a flawless victory for me.
User avatar #177 - buttholee (07/27/2014) [-]
1 v 1, no scope, rust, miniscule health, no kill streaks
#93 - xirbitzy (07/27/2014) [-]
!9, 6'8 OR 203cm, and about 6.5 inches
User avatar #76 - emipr (07/27/2014) [-]
6'8 huh? So how big is your dick?
User avatar #78 - xirbitzy (07/27/2014) [-]
Down to the bone? Sligthly above average, about 6,5'
#114 - emipr (07/27/2014) [-]
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