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#102 - What food? 08/29/2014 on Worst Job 3, The Cattle Drive 0
#170 - That's besides the point 08/27/2014 on Nee 0
#51 - There has been a bag of Cappuccino chips sitting in our break …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Nee 0
User avatar #65 - listerthepessimist (08/26/2014) [-]
they're never gonna be pleasant if they've been open for a week
#170 - xexion (08/27/2014) [-]
That's besides the point
#110 - He's more akin to the chosen undead in fights, not super power…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on check yo privlage 0
#111 - angelious (08/23/2014) [-]
not really. chosen undead has even worse regen than alucard(as he goes hollow and then fades away from existance once that is done)


as for alucard: he can only be everywhere where he knows what is there(hence why schrodinger had to allow alucard to devour him in order to get inside him) so destroying everywhere where alucard knows to exists would leave him nowhere to exist and thus he would stop existing. time travel should be self explanatory, sufficient technology because with enough tech(for instance doctor from doctor who) could dispell alucards quantum protection and thus leave him mortal, sufficient magic(like doctor fate) could just destroy the protection via magical spells, reality warping(spectre or something like him) because they could just destroy the whole idea of alucard ever existing anywhere ever from existence or just turn alucard into a slugg and leave him into a garden. soul fuckery(like saint seyan characters) could just destroy schrodinger and alucard without actually activating alucards regen.



trust me this HAS been argued to death. and alucard always ends up getting the short end of the stick
#108 - No, post-schrodinger Alucard cannot be beaten. This has been a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on check yo privlage 0
#109 - angelious (08/23/2014) [-]
or reality warping....or sufficiently advanced technology....or just about anybody with universal level destruction ability...or time travel...or regen/durability bybassing abilities like soul cleaving....or sufficiently advanced magic.... the amount of people in fiction that could wipe the floor with alucard is pretty big...he isnt even low mid in combat wise....



#110 - xexion (08/23/2014) [-]
He's more akin to the chosen undead in fights, not super powerful but you'd be better off burying this one forever, 'cause they'll always come back
#111 - angelious (08/23/2014) [-]
not really. chosen undead has even worse regen than alucard(as he goes hollow and then fades away from existance once that is done)


as for alucard: he can only be everywhere where he knows what is there(hence why schrodinger had to allow alucard to devour him in order to get inside him) so destroying everywhere where alucard knows to exists would leave him nowhere to exist and thus he would stop existing. time travel should be self explanatory, sufficient technology because with enough tech(for instance doctor from doctor who) could dispell alucards quantum protection and thus leave him mortal, sufficient magic(like doctor fate) could just destroy the protection via magical spells, reality warping(spectre or something like him) because they could just destroy the whole idea of alucard ever existing anywhere ever from existence or just turn alucard into a slugg and leave him into a garden. soul fuckery(like saint seyan characters) could just destroy schrodinger and alucard without actually activating alucards regen.



trust me this HAS been argued to death. and alucard always ends up getting the short end of the stick
#52 - Funny thing is Alucard Hellsing is the anime is canon…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/22/2014 on check yo privlage 0
User avatar #77 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/22/2014) [-]
Canonically not even Alucard is. He says so himself, if I remember.
User avatar #85 - garaichu (08/22/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly, he's functionally immortal due to the millions of souls he's devoured, and later when he absorbs Schrodinger and destroys all the other souls he gains Schrodingers ability to exist and not exist at the same time. So he kinda gets true immortality at the end, but he has to focus on himself existing or he's fucked.
#97 - angelious (08/22/2014) [-]
pre schrodinger alucard would come down to two things: how fast sasuke could put up susano or amaterasu or whatever(before alucard shoots him because i recall them not being able to move fast enough to dodge bullets...this might have changed since last time i checked) and can sasukes stamina outlast alucards regen...if he can he wins...


as for post schrodinger...unless sasuke has any knowledge of quantum physics to destroy it then he is fucked.
#108 - xexion (08/23/2014) [-]
No, post-schrodinger Alucard cannot be beaten. This has been argued to death. The only counter would be to go into the bullshit realm of killing him before he's born bullshit.
#109 - angelious (08/23/2014) [-]
or reality warping....or sufficiently advanced technology....or just about anybody with universal level destruction ability...or time travel...or regen/durability bybassing abilities like soul cleaving....or sufficiently advanced magic.... the amount of people in fiction that could wipe the floor with alucard is pretty big...he isnt even low mid in combat wise....



#110 - xexion (08/23/2014) [-]
He's more akin to the chosen undead in fights, not super powerful but you'd be better off burying this one forever, 'cause they'll always come back
#111 - angelious (08/23/2014) [-]
not really. chosen undead has even worse regen than alucard(as he goes hollow and then fades away from existance once that is done)


as for alucard: he can only be everywhere where he knows what is there(hence why schrodinger had to allow alucard to devour him in order to get inside him) so destroying everywhere where alucard knows to exists would leave him nowhere to exist and thus he would stop existing. time travel should be self explanatory, sufficient technology because with enough tech(for instance doctor from doctor who) could dispell alucards quantum protection and thus leave him mortal, sufficient magic(like doctor fate) could just destroy the protection via magical spells, reality warping(spectre or something like him) because they could just destroy the whole idea of alucard ever existing anywhere ever from existence or just turn alucard into a slugg and leave him into a garden. soul fuckery(like saint seyan characters) could just destroy schrodinger and alucard without actually activating alucards regen.



trust me this HAS been argued to death. and alucard always ends up getting the short end of the stick
#65 - Hanamonogatari was quite philosophical. I very much enjo… 08/21/2014 on Animu 0
#206 - There's a better one from his memoirs that I couldn't find in … 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#80 - “I thought of a remark . . . that the United States is like …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +9
#162 - shutchyomouf (08/07/2014) [-]
On Dec 8, 1941, he wrote in his diary: "I knew the United States was in the War now up to the neck, so we had won after all." He said, "American blood flows in my views."
#206 - xexion (08/07/2014) [-]
There's a better one from his memoirs that I couldn't find in which his reaction to pearl harbor was that the US was in and they were saved.
#552 - It's a dialogue about a hermaphrodite who can assume different… 08/05/2014 on Well... shit 0
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