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#32 - I don't know, try hitting it. 1 hour ago on Pack hunting +2
#194 - I understand all of that. The difference between me and the pe… 5 hours ago on exfoliating -5
#148 - belief perseverance isn't arrogance, nor did I say that my met…  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Stupidity knows no bounds! 0
#156 - justtocomment (5 hours ago) [-]
And that's it - you clearly are versed in word play. You understand words because you put context and unit together flawlessly. Some people are better suited to process raw data. I bet if you threw a series of descending math equations in front of that girl she could solve it in no time flat. It's her mentality. But when people sit there and say "no you're wrong because ___ omg how do you not get this" and just keep repeating that, she gets defensive out of reflex. She feels insulted and talked down to. So she's less willing to learn and less likely to consider accepting educational input.
Fuck Shakespeare though. Simplistic dribble and painfully awkward scheme - designed explicitly for the uneducated masses of the time so subtlety was non existent, yet having an English teacher demand that the hidden metaphors be brought out and revealed. MacBeth might as well have been called Guilt and Lady guilt kill Honor and Duty before Loyalty takes revenge.
#190 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Yes. Why don't we have an argument over how to explain maths to people who had an argument over maths. That's some meta shit right here.
#145 - You get stuck sometimes. You don't believe yourself incorrect …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Stupidity knows no bounds! 0
User avatar #149 - coronus (5 hours ago) [-]
That's true. I suppose it's just as foolish to make inferences from a single data point, anyway. I have made a fatal error.
#110 - It's not like speaking English slow and loud to get through to…  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Stupidity knows no bounds! +1
#121 - justtocomment (8 hours ago) [-]
No, she clearly does not understand the combination of letters and words. You accuse her of arrogance, but insist that your teaching method is flawless.
I tutored people like this for years. The problem comes down to the wires not crossing well. They struggle with word problems and need to have it translated numerically. Once it's all numbers, they get it. I promise if these people had stopped simply repeating themselves in different ways, she would have got it. They just think how you do: "she's just ignoring us, she thinks she's right and that's the problem". The real problem is she, for all her efforts and attempts to do the math, does not get the right answer as it is being explained. And like yelling at a foreigner "Where is the bathroom? The room where one bathes? The place with the toilet? WHERE. IS. THE. BATHROOM?" you won't get anywhere, and they'll still think you're the idiot.
Her eventual lock down (where she insists her father agrees, etc.) is a bluff to maintain dignity when she's being made to feel like an idiot. She shuts down because she can tell she's being laughed at and she's getting frustrated. People like you would only serve to worsen her aversion to mathematics. Like moaning and sighing at the kid who couldn't read Shakespeare well in English - he'll say "fuck it" and stop trying because you made him feel foolish.
#148 - xexion (5 hours ago) [-]
belief perseverance isn't arrogance, nor did I say that my method was flawless. Belief perseverance is a psychological phenomena describing one holding onto their belief and 'ignoring' anything that contradicts it. I agree with your solution, just instead of isolating the numbers I isolate the 'units'. Some people don't learn well when told what to do, but - upon doing that exact thing themselves, get it. Also don't fucking remind me about Shakespeare, there wasn't one kid who couldn't read it, it was everyone but me who couldn't.
Fucking storytime where you have to translate A Midsummer Night's Dream line by line.
#156 - justtocomment (5 hours ago) [-]
And that's it - you clearly are versed in word play. You understand words because you put context and unit together flawlessly. Some people are better suited to process raw data. I bet if you threw a series of descending math equations in front of that girl she could solve it in no time flat. It's her mentality. But when people sit there and say "no you're wrong because ___ omg how do you not get this" and just keep repeating that, she gets defensive out of reflex. She feels insulted and talked down to. So she's less willing to learn and less likely to consider accepting educational input.
Fuck Shakespeare though. Simplistic dribble and painfully awkward scheme - designed explicitly for the uneducated masses of the time so subtlety was non existent, yet having an English teacher demand that the hidden metaphors be brought out and revealed. MacBeth might as well have been called Guilt and Lady guilt kill Honor and Duty before Loyalty takes revenge.
#190 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Yes. Why don't we have an argument over how to explain maths to people who had an argument over maths. That's some meta shit right here.
#142 - Bad wording on my part. >So abortion is wrong but letti… 9 hours ago on exfoliating -8
#120 - What's the end biological result of copulation? Offspring. …  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on exfoliating -30
User avatar #237 - syshusky (3 hours ago) [-]
...Right, so if the condom breaks then I should keep the kid. If the birth control fails then I should keep the kid. If The girl gets raped and gets pregnant as a result then they should keep the kid. Not every pregnancy is "Their own damn fault" that is very narrow way of thinking. Some are, the idiots who think the pull out method works, but most are accidental.

The problem I have with your argument is that your thinking biological and I hate it when people think, "Well if nature designed you this way then you should follow it." We are animals on the inside, yes, but we have come so fucking far since then. For some people sex isn't about reproduction but rather an expression of love or just plain fun.
User avatar #148 - daftiduck (9 hours ago) [-]
"Hmm, I want to have sex... Guess I'd better have a kid and start a family! Because after all, having a child is the natural outcome of sex and if I have sex while not wanting a kid, then I'm a massive idiot! I'm on the pill, my boyfriend's wearing a condom, and we're doing it at a time of the month that is least likely to result in pregnancy, because I REALLY want that kid."

Back the the car analogy, if you want to hear the engine, but don't want to drive, then you could put the handbrake on and rev it a bit. Sure it's not as fun, and you don't rev it as high, but it does the same thing, right?
No. To hear the engine roar properly, you have to drive it. There's no getting around that.
If you want an orgasm, you could masturbate, but it's not as fun as the real thing, so you have sex instead. Contraception and abortions exist because people don't always want kids. There's no getting around that either.

Sex is primarily for reproduction, yes, but it's fun and we want to do it more often.
Raising kids, is not fun, and takes up +/- 20 years and a fuckton of your money, and we don't want that unless we're prepared for it.
#194 - xexion (5 hours ago) [-]
I understand all of that. The difference between me and the people demonizing all of this is that, while I believe that it's your own damn fault you get pregnant, IMO abortions and the ilk are fine. Except third trimester shit, that's terrible
User avatar #123 - labree (11 hours ago) [-]
>then don't complain.
they arent complaining they are doing something about it.
#142 - xexion (9 hours ago) [-]
Bad wording on my part.
>So abortion is wrong but letting a child come into the world to a mother who didn't want it in the first place isn't?
Both options are wrong because it's your dumb fault you got pregnant in the first place. Unless it isn't your fault which changes everything.
#251 - Picture 11 hours ago on I like Cosplay 0
#92 - >Didn't want it in the first place I bet she didn't wan…  [+] (7 new replies) 11 hours ago on exfoliating -25
User avatar #94 - labree (11 hours ago) [-]
are you trying to say that in order to want to have sex you have to want a kid?

thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard in my entire life.
#120 - xexion (11 hours ago) [-]
What's the end biological result of copulation? Offspring.
People like sex, hell, I like sex, but it's primary purpose is having kids, no matter how you sugarcoat it.
A girl who has sex will always risk the chance of becoming pregnant. How can you not want a kid in the first place if you're intentionally doing the activity which causes it.
It's like wanting to hear a nice V8 roar, so you get into the car, put in the key, turn it on, and drive it around the block before stopping and saying "Well I didn't want to drive the car, I just wanted to hear the engine roar."
TL;DR sex makes babies, if you don't want babies, don't have sex. If you have sex and it makes babies, then don't complain.
User avatar #237 - syshusky (3 hours ago) [-]
...Right, so if the condom breaks then I should keep the kid. If the birth control fails then I should keep the kid. If The girl gets raped and gets pregnant as a result then they should keep the kid. Not every pregnancy is "Their own damn fault" that is very narrow way of thinking. Some are, the idiots who think the pull out method works, but most are accidental.

The problem I have with your argument is that your thinking biological and I hate it when people think, "Well if nature designed you this way then you should follow it." We are animals on the inside, yes, but we have come so fucking far since then. For some people sex isn't about reproduction but rather an expression of love or just plain fun.
User avatar #148 - daftiduck (9 hours ago) [-]
"Hmm, I want to have sex... Guess I'd better have a kid and start a family! Because after all, having a child is the natural outcome of sex and if I have sex while not wanting a kid, then I'm a massive idiot! I'm on the pill, my boyfriend's wearing a condom, and we're doing it at a time of the month that is least likely to result in pregnancy, because I REALLY want that kid."

Back the the car analogy, if you want to hear the engine, but don't want to drive, then you could put the handbrake on and rev it a bit. Sure it's not as fun, and you don't rev it as high, but it does the same thing, right?
No. To hear the engine roar properly, you have to drive it. There's no getting around that.
If you want an orgasm, you could masturbate, but it's not as fun as the real thing, so you have sex instead. Contraception and abortions exist because people don't always want kids. There's no getting around that either.

Sex is primarily for reproduction, yes, but it's fun and we want to do it more often.
Raising kids, is not fun, and takes up +/- 20 years and a fuckton of your money, and we don't want that unless we're prepared for it.
#194 - xexion (5 hours ago) [-]
I understand all of that. The difference between me and the people demonizing all of this is that, while I believe that it's your own damn fault you get pregnant, IMO abortions and the ilk are fine. Except third trimester shit, that's terrible
User avatar #123 - labree (11 hours ago) [-]
>then don't complain.
they arent complaining they are doing something about it.
#142 - xexion (9 hours ago) [-]
Bad wording on my part.
>So abortion is wrong but letting a child come into the world to a mother who didn't want it in the first place isn't?
Both options are wrong because it's your dumb fault you got pregnant in the first place. Unless it isn't your fault which changes everything.
#94 - >1 million = 1 And 2+2=6. What are you stupid? 11 hours ago on Stupidity knows no bounds! 0

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#3 to #2 - xexion (03/25/2015) [-]
That's ******* adorable.
#1 - matrixone (03/20/2015) [-]
Here, a cute girl for you. Now smile and let the pain go away, bro
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