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#6605 - yes <3  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on xenxio's profile 0
#6606 - miscarriage (6 hours ago) [-]
now we make out
#6603 - stop it u  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on xenxio's profile 0
#6604 - miscarriage (15 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #6605 - xenxio (15 hours ago) [-]
yes <3
#6606 - miscarriage (6 hours ago) [-]
now we make out
#6601 - its pretty nice  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on xenxio's profile 0
User avatar #6602 - miscarriage (15 hours ago) [-]
you're pretty nice
User avatar #6603 - xenxio (15 hours ago) [-]
stop it u
#6604 - miscarriage (15 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #6605 - xenxio (15 hours ago) [-]
yes <3
#6606 - miscarriage (6 hours ago) [-]
now we make out
#10203921 - ty bby 12/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#10203244 - o///////  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#10203245 - miscarriage (12/19/2014) [-]
xenxu<3
#10203242 - love them  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10203243 - miscarriage (12/19/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #10203244 - xenxio (12/19/2014) [-]
o///////
#10203245 - miscarriage (12/19/2014) [-]
xenxu<3
#10203174 - we are polar opposites  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
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#10203166 - Music thread?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10203200 - miscarriage (12/19/2014) [-]
Savior of the Waking World
\ Homestuck Vol. 7 - Saviour of the Dreaming Dead
Gardener
listen to all three or ill be mad
User avatar #10203242 - xenxio (12/19/2014) [-]
love them
User avatar #10203243 - miscarriage (12/19/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #10203244 - xenxio (12/19/2014) [-]
o///////
#10203245 - miscarriage (12/19/2014) [-]
xenxu<3
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Deadmau5 - Faxing Berlin (Piano Version) also ok
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User avatar #10203174 - xenxio (12/19/2014) [-]
we are polar opposites
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ty bby

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User avatar #6520 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
stickied by xenxio
**xenxio used "*roll faggots*"**
**xenxio rolls Phanact**
#5826 - xenxio (09/29/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by xenxio
Let's see...in 2012 I spoke backwards. Then for about the whole year of 2013 i was mute. I spoke backwards in order to attracts those who could put up with something so pointless. Once I got to know them well I didnt even talk backwards to them anymore. It was a repel from people I didnt want to talk to I guess? Oh, and the mute thing? I decided I wanted to see what it would be like to coexist and not always put my two cents on something. And trust me there were times when I wanted to flip **** at people. In both of these quirks it was obviously hard to express myself well, but it also taught me to think more fluently rather than participating in pointless debates. It was all nothing but a personal exercise, and now after all these years on funnyjunk I'm done with them. You can blame the Philosophy major for me going to such extremes.

Oh and I'm a head mod. K. Cool?
#6600 - miia ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #6599 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
3 Liquid Hz - Little Boy pls luv it
User avatar #6601 to #6599 - xenxio (15 hours ago) [-]
its pretty nice
User avatar #6602 to #6601 - miscarriage ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
you're pretty nice
User avatar #6603 to #6602 - xenxio (15 hours ago) [-]
stop it u
#6604 to #6603 - miscarriage ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
The Scientist - Coldplay (Lyrics)
User avatar #6605 to #6604 - xenxio (15 hours ago) [-]
yes <3
#6606 to #6605 - miscarriage ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
now we make out
now we make out
User avatar #6585 - megavoir (12/17/2014) [-]
erhswhwjher
User avatar #6588 to #6585 - xenxio (12/18/2014) [-]
yes?
#6592 to #6591 - xenxio (12/18/2014) [-]
loaded question
#6593 to #6592 - megavoir (12/18/2014) [-]
Aye, a big one, aye, aye.
User avatar #6594 to #6593 - xenxio (12/18/2014) [-]
can i help you?
#6595 to #6594 - megavoir (12/18/2014) [-]
Can you help anyone? Or can we only help ourselves?
User avatar #6554 - tridaak (12/17/2014) [-]
wiredguy 566 (1 **** up)
charagrin 226
ultimateasshole 149
dudeyouisnasty 123
xbyronx 49 (1 **** up)
yojo 47
tridaak 42
walcorn 41
andranadu 34
lightarcanine 11
ragingbrony 9
joshlol 3
Marker 1
posttwo 1

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#6582 to #6554 - joshlol (12/17/2014) [-]
Sometimes.. I even impress myself
User avatar #6557 to #6556 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
keep mr hitler where he's at
User avatar #6587 to #6557 - dudeyouisnasty (12/18/2014) [-]
I have to know, who is mr hitler?
User avatar #6558 to #6557 - xenxio (12/17/2014) [-]
Glad you agree too
User avatar #6559 to #6558 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
I should come up with nicknames for all the mods
User avatar #6583 to #6559 - joshlol (12/17/2014) [-]
call me posttwelve
User avatar #6560 to #6559 - yojo (12/17/2014) [-]
Call me "yojo"
User avatar #6561 to #6560 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
too obvious mr birdface
User avatar #6565 to #6561 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
call me "Byron, with two X's, one before, one after" so no one knows which Byron you are talking about.
User avatar #6566 to #6565 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
Shut up Stalin
User avatar #6586 to #6566 - dudeyouisnasty (12/18/2014) [-]
**** , I wanted that name. OR someone who killed just as many if not more people.
User avatar #6584 to #6566 - joshlol (12/17/2014) [-]
Death is the solution to all problems
User avatar #6568 to #6566 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
And with my old username, died the only warm feelings I had left in this world.
User avatar #6569 to #6568 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
Pizza or KFC?
User avatar #6570 to #6569 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
It depends, I love KFC. Fried chicken is the tits, but I would be hard pressed to say I'd choose that over good pizza. Pizza Hut vs KFC, Pizza hut all day.
User avatar #6571 to #6570 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
I miss pizza Hut. They closed all nearby delivery so I'm stuck with four star and domiewwws

I really want a zinger.. But I'm too sick to go get one
I guess pizza it is
User avatar #6572 to #6571 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
If I had my new debit card from the business checking account I just opened yesterday, I'd order us some pizza right now. I've done it a few times with people on this site. My loval Pappa Johns has 24 hr delivery, and thank **** as it's 6 am here (06:00) I'll probably end up just having my girlfriend come over for breakfast and cook, I am to lazy right now lmao
User avatar #6573 to #6572 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
Best I have here is Domino's that delivered till 5am
I usually bug them at around 3
But it's so much nicer than during the normal hours
User avatar #6574 to #6573 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah cause they gotta make the **** fresh. I always order Pappa johns for the parties I have here, I give them good business and am on good terms with the delivery boys. I tip well. So I ask them stuff like get several large fries from McDonalds or something like that, and they will and just tally it to the bill. It's so awesome.
User avatar #6575 to #6574 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm only on good terms with four star guys
Well the ones that are not African
They're the only ones that ever get tips from me, 16" pizza and two liters of coke for 15Euro? They're nuts. Domino's charges that much for a 14" with nothing :c
User avatar #6576 to #6575 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Yeah dominoes is the cheapest here to, but they taste to show it. I hate companies that charge delivery fees. But I mostly blow threw my money if I'm having a party, and it's hard to be flexing your cash from your new start up company and have like 10+ girls around you and then neglect to tip the pizza guy lol so I always end up tipping weather I want to or not.
User avatar #6577 to #6576 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
You know what's harder
Starting a company
Being required to write a business plan by someone the wants to throw money at you
Then looking at the pizza guy, thinking how much easier your life would be if you became a pizza delivery person.
User avatar #6578 to #6577 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I started my own company about 6 months ago. I write my own figures out daily, and track my own profit trend line. I am writing a full business plan out now for three investors that want to buy in, or buy me out. I don't intend to be bought out or partner for less then 500 thousand, but I would probably take a partner that doesn't require me to sign a no compete clause for $150k if I were allowed to take my leave from the company within two years. But my point is, that **** is hard. But I wouldn't want to be anyone but me right now. When you buy stuff for your friends, for your parents... it's a different feeling. It makes me feel complete in life to be able to provide for my people in my life. I threw big birthday party and bought a big fancy gift for a good lady friend of mine, I bought a car for my mother, a truck for my dad. I could never go back now. I was so depressed before this company, but Admin actually inspired me. Buff internet man (Admin) constantly posting those "Get off your ass, follow your dreams" posts got to me one day, and now I am making more money then I ever dreamed I could doing almost nothing. That pizza guy is delivering pizza, fighting for a chance to pay his bills. So on one hand, that's why I love to tip them, on the other, it took them a god damn sorry hour to make and deliver a pizza and I payed sooo much for it like what the **** man. lol
#6579 to #6578 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
I need more motivation
And food.
User avatar #6567 to #6566 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
Actually don't
I'm lonely
User avatar #6580 to #6567 - xbyronx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Wouldn't let me reply to you for some reason..
User avatar #6581 to #6580 - posttwo (12/17/2014) [-]
Reply Cap
User avatar #6563 to #6561 - yojo (12/17/2014) [-]
Really? I thought I deserved something more badass than that.
Like "kicksplosion the hedgehog"
User avatar #6562 to #6561 - xenxio (12/17/2014) [-]
perfect
#6532 - xenxio Comment deleted by xenxio [-]
User avatar #6549 to #6532 - seelcudoom (12/15/2014) [-]
exactly how far back is this going?
User avatar #6548 to #6532 - xenxio (12/15/2014) [-]
deleted so only you can see
User avatar #6542 to #6532 - shisno (12/15/2014) [-]
huh
User avatar #6545 to #6542 - xenxio (12/15/2014) [-]
move along. it was either modstats or me. both accounts can mention
User avatar #6550 to #6545 - shisno (12/15/2014) [-]
okay, **** is slow anyways
User avatar #6538 to #6532 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
This is all mod actions right?
How can I have none? I have 2 tags on the thingy.
User avatar #6539 to #6538 - xenxio (12/15/2014) [-]
implying tags show in the mod history
User avatar #6541 to #6539 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Someone sent me a thing once showing the ones I did.
User avatar #6543 to #6541 - xenxio (12/15/2014) [-]
>someone

>thing
User avatar #6544 to #6543 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Was in the skype thingo. Might have been Josh or andrandu.
Someone.
User avatar #6551 to #6544 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
they're in a seperate list to /flags/
User avatar #6537 to #6532 - novabird ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #6540 to #6537 - xenxio (12/15/2014) [-]
are you that dense
User avatar #6547 to #6540 - novabird ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
i thought it was just a mention list at first.
hmm, what if the list included misflags as a side number so people worked harder on improving?
#6536 to #6532 - greenwithenvy (12/15/2014) [-]
includes FJ#2?
User avatar #6535 to #6532 - shadowtails (12/15/2014) [-]
Also only 50 actions ;-;

But I had finals
User avatar #6534 to #6532 - Marker ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
thanks mom
User avatar #6533 to #6532 - shadowtails (12/15/2014) [-]
Needs to be formatted but nice
User avatar #6526 to #6525 - xenxio (12/14/2014) [-]
yes?
User avatar #6527 to #6526 - masterofmuffins (12/14/2014) [-]
Yes, hello.
User avatar #6529 to #6528 - masterofmuffins (12/14/2014) [-]
Busy onto something little man?
User avatar #6530 to #6529 - xenxio (12/14/2014) [-]
just trying to relax.
User avatar #6531 to #6530 - masterofmuffins (12/14/2014) [-]
Aah, gotcha.
User avatar #6522 - thewillow (12/13/2014) [-]
"Life is meaningless." I say that not as a value judgement, but as a fact. It does not mean life is not worth living, however.

"Meaning" does not exist in reality -- it is merely an abstraction. Something we humans project on the universe.
User avatar #6523 to #6522 - xenxio (12/14/2014) [-]
repost
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#6492 - kingdufbeer (12/12/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
User avatar #6493 to #6492 - xenxio (12/12/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #6491 - andranadu (12/12/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #6494 to #6491 - xenxio (12/12/2014) [-]
ty bby
#6490 - xenxio (12/12/2014) [-]
datladyluna
#6515 to #6490 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I cant wait to be to
After this I'll have a full year off in Germany
itll be kickass
User avatar #6516 to #6515 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
too*
User avatar #6517 to #6516 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
oh?
#6518 to #6517 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Mhmm~!
Cousins offered me to stay in the summer and if I enjoy myself I can stay longer
They have a little girl who doesn't really have anyone there since they just moved there this past summer
User avatar #6519 to #6518 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
oh, nice. Im jealous
User avatar #6496 to #6495 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
off school
#6499 to #6498 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
dots?
dots?
#6500 to #6499 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
Do they bug you?
#6501 to #6500 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
No
Usually people use dots (or more the more correct term periods) as a symbol of feeling down
#6502 to #6501 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
Eh, just deep in thought. Not down at all.
#6503 to #6502 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Whatcha thinking about~
#6504 to #6503 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
about some sexual favors between a friend
final grades
myself
friends
work
money
time
sleep
#6505 to #6504 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Sounds stressing
and sexual.
#6506 to #6505 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
Well...its going to be a winter break with less of it so..
#6507 to #6506 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Thats good
#6508 to #6507 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
Less sex is good?
#6509 to #6508 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I was talking about the stress part
I dunno what your take is on the less sex part
#6510 to #6509 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, me neither.
#6511 to #6510 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
hmm.
well lucky you get out this early i dont get out till next week
#6512 to #6511 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
Grade school sucks doesnt it?
Grade school sucks doesnt it?
#6513 to #6512 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
It has its horrid moments
But nothing to chaotic
Except yearbook
God i hate yearbook
#6514 to #6513 - xenxio (12/13/2014) [-]
I am so glad to be done with that crap
#6489 - masterofmuffins (12/11/2014) [-]
tfw xenxio is missig :'c
User avatar #6466 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
OC Reviews
tridaak 69
ultimateasshole 39
wiredguy 363
charagrin 331
ragingbrony 60 (1 **** up)
freedomreturns 54 (2 **** ups)
yojo 86 (2 **** ups)
xbyronx 55
walcorn 16 (1 **** up)
optimussum 17
andranadu 13
joshlol 6
User avatar #6477 to #6466 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
just wondering

what order so our names appear in?
User avatar #6479 to #6477 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
What order do I do them?
(I do them in the order they appear in, so usually it's me first, since there's a few unreviewed, and I do those)
User avatar #6480 to #6479 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Oh **** .
do you count these by hand?
User avatar #6485 to #6481 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
maybe I'll write a code for it over Christmas

I guess it'll give me something to do

you'd be better at it than me I'm sure, but eh
what do you think? load all of the html from a certain number of pages until the right date is detected (it'd be huge but whatever this isn't a business), then count the number of times each name appears

you would still have to count " **** ups" dynamically
User avatar #6487 to #6485 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
If you could do that, that'd be great.
User avatar #6488 to #6487 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
I'll see about it

might turn out to be more time than it's worth

but like I said I have nothing else to do
User avatar #6483 to #6481 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
ohhhh ouch

I'm sure there's an easier way.
User avatar #6484 to #6483 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
Code, but I also have to go through them to see who ****** up and what not...
User avatar #6486 to #6484 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
don't you already do that day by day?
seems easier
User avatar #6482 to #6481 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
and calculator I:
to make sure I missed none
User avatar #6478 to #6477 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
do*

I mean like, it's not alpahbetical.
Order of when each person's first OC review was for that week?
User avatar #6470 to #6466 - joshlol (12/10/2014) [-]
>joshlol 6
I shouldn't have bothered that just looks like I'm a slacker
User avatar #6471 to #6470 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
When people do too few, it actually makes it harder for me to search through them...
User avatar #6472 to #6471 - joshlol (12/10/2014) [-]
how do you even do it? just manually?
how long does it take?
User avatar #6473 to #6472 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
Doing it manually, cause I'm too lazy to make code... and doesnt take too long. Really depends on how people mark OC.
Cause some of them only mark one in a page, and Im all like, **** , I'm missing 1. Then I have to go over every single one, looking for that 1 content that was approved/denied by a single person.
User avatar #6475 to #6473 - joshlol (12/10/2014) [-]
a bot wouldn't find *******
User avatar #6476 to #6475 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
Yup. So either way, I'd have to go through it manually...
User avatar #6474 to #6473 - joshlol (12/10/2014) [-]
must take a while looking at so much content lol
User avatar #6468 to #6466 - xenxio (12/10/2014) [-]
and as always, ty tridaak
User avatar #6469 to #6468 - tridaak (12/10/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #6467 to #6466 - xenxio (12/10/2014) [-]
good job wiredguy and charagrin
#6463 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6464 to #6463 - xenxio (12/07/2014) [-]
im sorry I've been so busy. After this week i should be on more
#6465 to #6464 - datladyluna ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
its k darlin
its k darlin
User avatar #6461 - andranadu (12/06/2014) [-]
ey you want me to make anythin for you
#6462 to #6461 - xenxio (12/07/2014) [-]
Well I would like another smashboards profile picture.

If you could make a mixture between Sheik and Absol (the pokemon) I would appreicate it.

Heres the one i currently have
#6458 - Marker ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6459 to #6458 - xenxio (12/06/2014) [-]
i ******* called it, omg
User avatar #6456 - joshlol (12/06/2014) [-]
love u xoxo
User avatar #6457 to #6456 - xenxio (12/06/2014) [-]
love u 2 bby
#6453 - masterofmuffins (12/05/2014) [-]
I wanted to resume this reading www.funnyjunk.com/user/masterofmuffins/4864#4864 , and I noticed that I've lost my privileges.

Is there a posibility to access to the document again? Pretty please~
User avatar #6454 to #6453 - xenxio (12/05/2014) [-]
which one
User avatar #6460 to #6454 - masterofmuffins (12/06/2014) [-]
huh, I just recall the one of the analyze of morals with the direct and oblique decisions.

There's more? If so I'm interested as well.
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