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#157 - lastsamurai (10/01/2012) [-]
Friendzone = for people that are ugly and for people that are pussies.
Let me explain quite simple..
You just say "they only date douchebags" because anyone taking the one you love away from you is a douchebag. They got her because they have confidence. They did something, before you, deal with it.
If you had just asked her you would've known for sure if there was a possibility.
There's only 2 reasons why you didn't ask: You're scared or you know she's too good for you (like she's obviously WAYY too good for you, like there's no question about it in your mind but you still love her). Well. If she's too good for you, do something about it.
If you're scared then man the fuck up before she goes away.
And if you think it's harder than that you're just stupid.
#195 - megatrollinator (10/01/2012) [-]
Actually, most of the time, those "Douchebags" are the Male equivalent of the girls of this generation.
They cover themselves with fake tan, exercise so often that their muscles convulse like a fucking tumour and are so illiterate you need 3 translators to understand one word.
That is the kind of "Douchebag" that exists in our society, and it is the most common one that interferes with the "Nice Guys" attempts to find happiness.
#160 - lastsamurai (10/01/2012) [-]
There are actually beautiful girls that aren't stupid out there.
1. They are actually stupid (ignore these)
2. They just act stupid because they have too much confidence. (try to get to know them, they might open up a lot more than you'd think)
3. They act stupid to be like the other friends near them. (same as 2)
4. They're ignorant, but not that stupid. (this depends, how ignorant)
Just for gods sake don't try to blame all girls for being stupid. It's like when you run around at home making funny noises and talking to yourself. You look stupid too.
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#48 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
That joke was bad, and you should feel bad.