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Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
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#1 - I did this, and got charizard shiny in about 4 packs. No lie.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on I was wrong.. +12
#3 - shini (03/02/2013) [-]
You have golden lucky fingers, it would certainly be a shame if something were to happen to them...
#4 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
That looked like a penis.
#5 - sycoba (03/02/2013) [-]
in that case, ya might wanna get that checked out
#1 - Don't know if repost, but this was pretty hilarious. Love Will… 03/02/2013 on Pay Your Rent 0
#15 - Where was step 4? 03/02/2013 on Monkey Trouble 0
#27 - they got there* ... ******* english 03/01/2013 on Wikipedia Hitler Game 0
#26 - Pohoarna Șoldănești District USSR Nazi Germany …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on Wikipedia Hitler Game 0
#27 - xenome (03/01/2013) [-]
they got there* ...

fucking english
#1 - WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?!?!?! ERMERGHERD WANT 02/27/2013 on id drink that +1
#7 - Comment deleted 02/27/2013 on What a kiss means 0
#2 - Related? 02/27/2013 on wut 0
#55 - Old men under my bed.... help 02/27/2013 on under the bed +1
#54 - **xenome rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Ol…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on under the bed 0
#55 - xenome (02/27/2013) [-]
Old men under my bed....



help
#20 - Give this man a medal... o wait ;)  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on just tom taping his emmy to... +3
User avatar #60 - Katzie (02/26/2013) [-]
I know you're a very inactive member, but just a word of advice. Don't use emoticons, or talk like you're on facebook here, or you'll get banned for being thumbed down.
User avatar #64 - scotlandman (02/26/2013) [-]
It's a shame that you have more thumbs down than him...
#56 - I'll just leave this here. message . snopes . com/sho… 02/02/2013 on #CUTFORBIEBER 0
#4 - Wireless bro. Times are changing.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Scared Much... +1
#16 - sonicsyndicate (01/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - primevalnostromo (01/31/2013) [-]
This is such an old video though
#109 - Every ******* time. 01/31/2013 on Fuckin Trucks -1
#1230 - I go in restaurants quite a bit, and never see people tipping,… 01/25/2013 on Justice is served (with... -1
#549 - Well that's a bit silly :\ I don't know american customs :D 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... -2
#537 - Wow... she should be grateful she even got a ******* …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... -9
#575 - xviiijorja (01/23/2013) [-]
"In the UK we do not tip in restaurants"? Are you fucking joking? I am English, born and bred. Everyone DECENT tips in restaurants. Please, those of other nationalities, the statement above is not accurate of the UK at all (generally speaking, everyone tips unless they are unhappy with the food/service, it is never usually mandatory but it's just a polite social etiquette that most people adhere to).
#1230 - xenome (01/25/2013) [-]
I go in restaurants quite a bit, and never see people tipping, and generally, we don't leave the bill on the table with the receipt like I've seen it in most countries I've visited. Also, you can't really tip if you pay by card.
#549 - xenome (01/23/2013) [-]
Well that's a bit silly :\ I don't know american customs :D
User avatar #543 - twilitsparkle (01/23/2013) [-]
Waiter and waitress wages are very low in the US. So tipping is their major income from the job.
User avatar #542 - byposted (01/23/2013) [-]
The only people who do not tip adequate money in restaurants are usually niggers. Most niggers literally never tip, or just leave pennies and dimes, perhaps a quarter.

You are supposed to tip at least 15% of the bill. The waiters live off of said money, in many restaurants the tip goes into the cook's pay too.
#645 - mayedh (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm black and I tip at least 20% most of the time. All my closest friends and family are also generous tippers(also black). I've even known them to tip $10 on a $12 tab and none of us are even close to rich.
User avatar #653 - byposted (01/23/2013) [-]
You're an exclusion. Most nigs, as you should be well-aware, are not mannered.

There are literally entire forums dedicated to waiters and the biggest topic of criticism are black people.
User avatar #655 - byposted (01/23/2013) [-]
is* black people.
User avatar #691 - mayedh (01/23/2013) [-]
I know many well mannered and unmannerly black people. The majority I know fall into the well mannered category. I just seems to me that people are more apt to remember encounters with ghetto, loud, and ill mannered black folk than the ones with black people that are more or less average. Do you know very many black people personally?
User avatar #570 - nicoquitemad (01/23/2013) [-]
And that is why I feel more bad for this bitch. Venting on facebook and ending up unemployed in an age like this. That just sucks.
#562 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
depends on where you are.
http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm#California
User avatar #547 - byposted (01/23/2013) [-]
cooks'*
#14 - Not a single **** was given. 01/22/2013 on Mrs Brown's Boys 2 0
#13 - exactly... I wasn't on about the meme **** lol.... 01/22/2013 on Mrs Brown's Boys 2 +2
#4 - Would've been funnier if you put the "Close Enough" …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Mrs Brown's Boys 2 -17
User avatar #9 - tias (01/22/2013) [-]
And you didn't even post as anon.
I feel a little sorry for you.
#14 - xenome (01/22/2013) [-]
Not a single fuck was given.
User avatar #5 - voltblack (01/22/2013) [-]
No...that would've killed the joke.
User avatar #7 - deadmice (01/22/2013) [-]
No it wouldn't... that was actually part of the show...
#13 - xenome (01/22/2013) [-]
exactly... I wasn't on about the meme shit lol....
User avatar #10 - voltblack (01/22/2013) [-]
Oh...I feel dumb now

Just disregard me
#9 - Holy **** , didn't expect this here :D Funniest sh… 01/22/2013 on Mrs Brown's Boys +4
#102 - The 2nd guy needs to be smacked several times, hard, in the fa… 01/16/2013 on hero -1
#73 - I know, I was trying to make a funny as well :D 01/16/2013 on Slowpoke 0
#7 - Who the hell holds the mouse that way? Thumb on the t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Slowpoke +7
User avatar #8 - sniffythebird (01/15/2013) [-]
No, I mean with the wire folded back like that.
#73 - xenome (01/16/2013) [-]
I know, I was trying to make a funny as well :D
#144 - I see... thanks to you good sir! 01/14/2013 on #cutforbieber +1
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