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#45 - I was like "batman's gonna push her off any second now&qu… 07/23/2016 on they shouldnt have done this +136
#67 - god damn it this is what i thought yesterday but then I caught… 07/22/2016 on She has a problem +1
#281 - **xelx used "*roll picture*"** **xelx rolled image ** 07/21/2016 on ATTENTION: Go to sleep 0
#12 - this can mean two things  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2016 on yes mam 0
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#13 - thediamondhack (06/20/2016) [-]
either the supper is
1: actual real food.
2. that wet pussy
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#14 - Zeigh (06/20/2016) [-]
I really hope that pussy is wet, because otherwise what she's about to do is going to hurt like a sumbitch
#44 - mine too, I think they just get jealous you're not play fighti… 06/19/2016 on This dog is super protective +12
#14 - kiss of death huh cool 06/18/2016 on Wear your damn seat belt 0
#21 - replay her mission 11 times and you get her back......i know t… 06/18/2016 on Kojimas new game theory +7
#1819 - **xelx used "*roll picture*"** **xelx rolled image ** bet… 06/16/2016 on YOU GOT A PRESENT! +1
#14 - man I get warhammer 40k vibes from this  [+] (9 new replies) 06/08/2016 on The Ideal WWI British Trench +18
#42 - iamchicken (06/08/2016) [-]
"We be but mortal men. Yet when called upon. We hold against whatever assails mankind. Be it unending hordes of daemons. Be it a great ork Waaagh!! numbering in the billions. Be it a force of Tau possessing weaponry far beyond our own. Be it the Ancient Eldar and their witchcraft. Be it Dark Eldar and their sheer terror. Be it Tyranids who seek to consume all life among the stars.

We do not turn and run. We dig and form a line. And by the Emperor we will hold the line. We have held the line for ten thousand years. Across tens of thousands of worlds. And we shall hold for ten thousand years more."
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#17 - theruinedsage (06/08/2016) [-]
That's because imperial guards have a hard ww1 theme going on
#20 - lordraine (06/08/2016) [-]
In their defense, they have to, because if they used blitzkreig tactics and combined arms from World War II, or God help us small unit tactics, they'd completely annhilate every other army and faction in the game.

The Imperium wouldn't fucking need Astartes if the Guard updated their shit to something beyond firing lines and affixing bayonetts.
#23 - thesovereigngrave (06/08/2016) [-]
Somehow I highly doubt that.
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#38 - amonlavtar (06/08/2016) [-]
come back to me when tyranids evolve a baslisk shell proof carpace
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#29 - solidderking (06/08/2016) [-]
>implying the Imperial Guard doesn't outnumber the Tyranids
#27 - lordraine (06/08/2016) [-]
Circlejerk the bugs all you want. The Guard hold their own when employing no tactics whatsoever. If they actually fought like modern day militaries, with squad strategies and air superiority, none of the other armies would even come close.
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#30 - thesovereigngrave (06/08/2016) [-]
The only problem with that is simply that the Guard would still be woefully outclassed in so many other places. Better chances doesn't change the fact that they're mostly just dudes with laser rifles fighting demonically possessed super-soldiers and world-eating aliens.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the Guard aren't kickass. Because they are; hell, they're just a bunch of regular men and women who are capable of holding the line against the aforementioned demonically possessed super-soldiers and world-eating aliens. But saying the none of the other factions would stand a chance is what I don't believe.
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#33 - bulwark (06/08/2016) [-]
Agreed. The Imperial Guard is cool and all... but compared to the biological superiority of the Tyranids or the brute strength and bloodlust of the Orks... they wouldn't stand a chance... not to mention Chaos.
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