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xelmoelitex

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: xELmOELitEx
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, PS2, Xbox, PC Beats All
Video Games Played: Name One, I Don't Do H2H Combat Games
X-box Gamertag: Klantra
PSN: Don't Use My PS3
Interests: Rape
Date Signed Up:7/23/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Kansas
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#10 - If there was a Jewish bird, it would be #9. 03/26/2015 on Steaming Webm Dump 0
#10 - A 4 Ga. Shotgun. When " **** You" jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on /k/omp +14
User avatar #34 - shadowsynergy (03/27/2015) [-]
God I want one.
User avatar #23 - loganmadder (03/27/2015) [-]
Gauge is just how many things are required in a pound right? It seems like I've messed with everything except shotguns at this point
#30 - willys (03/27/2015) [-]
Take a sphere (perfect sphere being the key) of lead that fits the bore of the shotgun. However many of those spheres makes a pound is the gauge e.g. a 1/4 lb sphere of lead would fit a 4 ga shotgun.

I think that's what you were trying to say, just wasn't sure.
#39 - Picture 12/27/2014 on You will die +75
#77 - Praise be to you. But is there a way to download it?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Good guy Admin +2
User avatar #188 - charzer (12/26/2014) [-]
It wont let me download, all I get is a blank page?
User avatar #148 - finntastic (12/25/2014) [-]
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#201 - 12 hour shifts Monday-Friday and only the K9 and reserve offic…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on FSF? 0
User avatar #202 - lyiat (12/24/2014) [-]
20. Hours. Overtime. Your freakin' station is paying everyone double salary. That's at least 100k a year for a year one officer.

There is no way in shit you're affording that. You could hire twice the amount of cops for that amount of money.
#30 - You don't have to be military to have an M9... You can walk in… 12/24/2014 on Nig comp +1
#197 - Maybe they do where you are. Not here.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on FSF? 0
User avatar #198 - lyiat (12/20/2014) [-]
That's twenty hours overtime. Every week. There is no way in shit your local police force can afford that for every single officer. Not to mention you apparently have no one working your police force on the weekend? Did you bother to think that out?
User avatar #201 - xelmoelitex (12/24/2014) [-]
12 hour shifts Monday-Friday and only the K9 and reserve officers work weekends. K9 works a full week as well, but he's free to take leave whenever he wants. Small town benefits, guy.
User avatar #202 - lyiat (12/24/2014) [-]
20. Hours. Overtime. Your freakin' station is paying everyone double salary. That's at least 100k a year for a year one officer.

There is no way in shit you're affording that. You could hire twice the amount of cops for that amount of money.
#165 - You seem pretty uninformed on the issue of gun control. Cops h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on FSF? 0
#169 - namvnnvman (12/19/2014) [-]
It's not about the cops, the government doesn't understand the fact that a robber or murderer or rapist isn't going to wait for police to come to defend you. You have to defend yourself then tell the police what happened.
#164 - Actually, truck drivers and movers are fatter than law enforce… 12/19/2014 on FSF? +7
#158 - Cops usually to 12 hour shifts Monday-Friday and can be called…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2014 on FSF? -1
User avatar #185 - lyiat (12/20/2014) [-]
.... Uh, fucking no. We do four days on, two days off, eight hours a day.
User avatar #197 - xelmoelitex (12/20/2014) [-]
Maybe they do where you are. Not here.
User avatar #198 - lyiat (12/20/2014) [-]
That's twenty hours overtime. Every week. There is no way in shit your local police force can afford that for every single officer. Not to mention you apparently have no one working your police force on the weekend? Did you bother to think that out?
User avatar #201 - xelmoelitex (12/24/2014) [-]
12 hour shifts Monday-Friday and only the K9 and reserve officers work weekends. K9 works a full week as well, but he's free to take leave whenever he wants. Small town benefits, guy.
User avatar #202 - lyiat (12/24/2014) [-]
20. Hours. Overtime. Your freakin' station is paying everyone double salary. That's at least 100k a year for a year one officer.

There is no way in shit you're affording that. You could hire twice the amount of cops for that amount of money.
User avatar #161 - Sewallman (12/19/2014) [-]
>>#127,

There are probably more cops in my town than there are in your county. I don't know where you live, but in higher population areas, there are more cops.
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#2 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi xelmoelitex! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
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